19 Works in John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
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DisneyDads by DiamondsandHearts (TheNumberOneNoffFan)
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
13 Apr 2013
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Forty-Five drabbles inspired by a Disney/Dreamsworks song and the headcanon that Diamond and Spades raise their children together.
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Dave babies you, caters to you. Always calling you with sweet talk lingering off the tip of his tongue, those nicknames,” babe, sweety, honey, cupcake.” Always promising you the downfall of corporation so you can get out of that shitty accountant job at your dear nana’s baking empire. You accept the bittersweet lies knowing, acknowledging that Dave would rather love Karkat Vantas.
You would mock Karkat but right now, Dave is eyeing you from behind those damn shades. The very shades you got him.
You are John’s Infatuation for Dave.
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Karkat is feeling a bit left out, but John and Dave soon fix that, if not quite in the way he might expect.
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 18
- Hits:
- 451
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It's Dave's birthday, so his friends and his pet, a talking half-cat named John decide to throw him a surprise party.
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- 1,582
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 467
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In which Terezi sees, but not what she wants to.
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"It might not be cool to have your panties all fucking knotted up in juice soaked uncomfortable-ness like this, but fuck it. You are filled with a righteous boyfriend rage and Karkat is about to feel it all over his face if he doesn't back off in about 2.5 milliseconds." A kinkmeme fill in which Dave shows Karkat what swagger really means.
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Disutility Ignorance – the state of having one’s interests set back without one’s knowledge.
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Karkat is out and out never letting the odd stick of a preacher's son ride his horse ever again. Or accepting a ride from Strider ever again, either. Faster, Maplehoof!
Or, In Which There Is A Car Chase, Except With Horses, And Also Quite A Lot Of Making Out.
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It's chaos in the common room when Dave returns to see what his men have been up to. Slight ot3 DaveJohnKar
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- 1,178
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- 12
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- 367
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are absolutely, positively, beyond all doubt, hands-down KING OF EATING NOOK.
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A story in which Dave Strider broods a lot and fucks everything up worse than before.
Sequel to hypnotiq.
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Jake is the star of the high school soccer team, Vriska is cheerleader captain dating Jake, and Dirk is the old childhood friend watching as his best friend, and secret crush, is run over by his ‘girlfriend’ constantly. Dirk doesn’t know how to help Jake other than to just be there for him when he’s needed.
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When the Trolls and Humans spend Christmas together and a Mistletoe is hung under the only door around shenanigans ensue.
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Dave realizes he has a most unfortunate crush on his best friend. This is obviously a great foundation for a black relationship with Karkat. Competitive flirting is a thing that exists, the kids try out various bits of troll culture, Dave makes consistently excellent decisions and generally has his priorities in order (no he doesn't), and there's a whole lot of talking.
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Karkat is all hot and bothered and one man just isn't enough to sate him.
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Dave has an idea. Karkat can't say no. Now they just have to get John to say yes. Hijinks ensue.
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Dave has been in love with John for a long time, and John feels terrible that he can't return his best bro's feelings. But when John finds out that Dave's shades hide a hypnotic secret, he asks Dave to help change his mind.
Also there's a bunch of John <> Karkat fluff.
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John having a good ol' wank, fantasizing about someone.
Bonus points if it's Dave or Karkat.
Bonus points X2 if Dave or Karkat walk in.
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Through accidental Shenanigans, Karkat finds out that while John Egbert may not be a homosexual, he does have a thing for Dave Strider.