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    The world is breaking.

    The Scratch failed.

    You can't die, there's no way to make it Just or Heroic.

    What will you do?

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    TA: gue22 what ii found.
    AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
    CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
    TA: iit'2 ...
    TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
    TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
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    2.
    EB: vriska
    AG: Wow!
    AG: Do my eyes deceive me? The great John Eg8ert, lowering himself to talking to a 8ig not-nice meanie like me?
    AG: … W8. How are you even contacting me right now, I thought we were out of the game!!!!!!!!
    AG: Is this another FRIGGING DREAM8U88LE??? RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!
    --
    Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent.

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    first off this will not have just 1 chapter my laptop junked up and did that.

    Now the real summary: Trolls are seen as animals. Four beta kids dont like that. so they go out and find their own wild trolls.

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    You've got a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of your room you haven't touched in what must be months, a fridge that's completely bare save for a bottle of spoiled milk and a couple of rotten vegetables, a collection of katanas hung up on your wall which are the only things in your apartment not collecting dust, and a slew of friendships crumbling around you.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in four parts.

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    A collection of drabbles for my Super People Au! This is for Homestuck, and Post Act one! Requests for characters and interaction are more then welcome.

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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    Twenty first birthday celebrations.

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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    It has been a year after events of SBURB, not everyone of our protagonists could leave the game. Everyone decided to throw a party to celebrate a one year anniversary , but during the celebration they meet someone who they didn't know existed, and from him they learn the truth about SBURB and everything related to it, they are shocked by what they've learned.

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    Dave and Nepeta ship John and Karkat caliginously, and they have a plan to get them together. Stuff happens. I suck at summaries read it or whatever

     

    edit: this story's on hiatus, because i totally don't know what write for the next chapter.

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    Join Princess Twilight Sparkle, Feliciano "Italy" Vargas and John Egbert as they review the worst and worst their fandoms have to offer!

    Episode 1: "Homestuck High"
    Episode 2: Cupcakes
    Episode 3: Harry Potter Turns to the Lord
    Episode 4: Romano x Depressed Reader
    Episode 5: Sonic Fights Robotnik
    Episode 6: MyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
    Episode 7: Pattycakes

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    College you'd always thought it would be cool but no it wasn't god! It, wasn't for one simple fact, Eridan ampora.

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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    in a quiet memory, a young troll contemplates her mistakes.

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    Shortly after the Kouin contingent's arrival in Konoha, Naruto attempts to explain recent events to Vriska. He fails. Badly.

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    Between life and death, there lies one thing.

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    Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.

    It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.

    The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.

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    The year is 2025. Scientists and engineers have come to create none other than artificial intelligence in the form of androids. Aside from obvious ways of motion and processing buffers, androids are made to look -and feel- like real people. But of course, something like this needs a purpose. So, Carebots were invented. The purpose for the androids would be to help patients in hospitals or people going through therapy. They were stored with information on many different illnesses, mental and physical. A batch of beta testers in each state were to test a model of the Carebots. Each beta tester had to sign a contract stating they were not actually mentally ill and could in fact handle the responsibility of testing the Carebots using a list of symptoms they were to fake. In this AU, the Homestuck kids serve as beta testers and the trolls are Carebots. What the company, and Dave, doesn't know is that Dave truly does have PTSD and that Karkat may be a better Carebot than what was intended. (Thanks to @autisticvantas for the idea!)

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    After a long day of Flarping, Vriska Serket finds two small humans - creatures prized by Alternian trolls as pets. Taking care of a human is definitely a new challenge, and Vriska isn't entirely aware of what she's just signed up for. Reverse petstuck AU. Sgrub- and Sburbless.

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    13/?
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    346
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    47
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