11 Works found in John Egbert & Rose Lalonde

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    Rose Lalonde has a wall up against her emotions. She never truly laughs or smiles. This will have to change.

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    You aren’t sure how you got here. Okay no, scratch that yes you do. You just don’t know how you got dragged here specifically. Here being sitting in front of Rose with some nasty rendition of black coffee sitting in front of you.

    [slight AU, when John & Jade meet up with everyone on the Meteor/before they enter the new session]

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    they did always say to write from life.

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    John Egbert is no stranger to romance. Ultimately, though, he is in love with Dave Strider.

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    "what if Rose is just constantly and surreptitiously touching John’s butt
    and he always goes “hey rose, did you just touch my butt?”
    she denies that any butt touching has taken place
    and proceeds to psychoanalyze him and say that perhaps he has a secret desire to be touched on the butt, since he is always imagining it happening
    and then she touches him on the butt again"

    in which I sign away any hope of ever being taken seriously again

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    I want to break this game, Kanaya. I want to tear great, ragged fissures in its overarching plan. I want to play Faustus.

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    They say lilies represent the love between girls. And yet, John Egbert has always preferred roses. The John/Rose Entry for Round 1 of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics, complete with illustrations!

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    "INDEED WE WERE PONDERING THAT, AS WE WAIT FOR THE ARRIVIAL OF THE HIGHEST ONES, YOU AND YOUR COMPANION MAY HELP US TO ANSWER SOME OF OUR QUESTIONS." My very warped take on a kink meme request.

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    Rose knits. And contemplates. And knits. And fights. And knits.

    And knits.

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    Snap reaction to this update. John visits Rose, asks if she'd really rather see him as her leader than her friend, asks her to take a break from game-breaking for a bit.

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    Inspired by the song "Light" from Homestuck Volume 5. John reads Rose's last FAQ entry, and decides that he'd rather join her on her quest to break the game than have her go off on her own. John/Rose platonic - albeit with a twist at the end...

    Written during the Hivebent arc, so now we've got back to the Kids it's starting to deviate from canon. I guess I'll call it AU then.

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