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Friends shouldn't hide anything from each other, and you trust yours to the ends of the Earth (a phrase that has way more meanings than it should) and back. Especially him. So, it's time to throw caution and safety to the wind--almost quite literally.
>Rose: Retrieve arms.
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John Egbert is an infant, and Dave Strider, 22-year-old astronaut, holes himself up in a near-light-speed ship to run laps round the galaxy till his best friend catches up. But time dilation can only do so much, and when Dave gets home, nothing is how he imagined....
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All's fair in love, war, and headshotting Spies. Dave and John are about to learn this the hard way.
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Automatons aren't mean to go against their design, but when has a thing like that ever stopped Rose Lalonde?
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- Part 2 of I, Egbot
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The Gods of Irony may have a sick sense of humor (a broken space heater combined with near freezing weather--ha. Hilarious.), but they aren't without remorse. In any case, something delivered EB-413 to your doorstep, and he's willing to help.
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- Part 1 of I, Egbot
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no-sburb, no trolls (kinda) but teenagers just being teenagers. John and Rose set out on a road trip to find their friend and deal with little dramas in their relationship on the way. (This is my first fan fic and the first thing I've post on here so please give me feed back.)
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Brofriendship (n) \ˈbrō ˈfren(d)-ˌship\
1: the state of being total friends with years of history and affectionate loyalty
2: the quality or state of being friendly without any overtly awkward tones due to stupidly repressed feelings : brofriendlinessExamples of brofriendship:
If he laughs about your "brofriendship" one more time, you're going to break his face. -
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It's not bad, not bad at all,
take a deep breath just before the fall and
maybe we can just float away.Alternatively titled, John Stop Being Dense It's Not A Big Deal.
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- Part 3 of Words Escape You
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Day 11: Wearing Kigurumis
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- Part 11 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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"Checking out the competition was exactly what Rose planned to do. Specifically, see how her long-time rival was doing this year. There were always rumors about Prospit's piano prodigy boy wonder seeping their way into Derse's halls, but one could never be sure what was real and what had been immensely exaggerated."
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Day 10: With Animal Ears
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- Part 10 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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Day 09: Hanging out with Friends
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- Part 9 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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In Rose Lalonde's mind, keeping a tidy room is nowhere near as important as sticking to schedule.
John is a fan of Rose Lalonde's mind, but he has other plans.
16) During their morning ritual(s)
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- Part 16 of 30 Day Otp Challenge
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“You ever think about running away?"
You snort. “That’s gotta be the most cliché question ever, dude. You know how many angsty teen books and movies have that exact question? All the ones that aren’t worth it, that’s how many.”
He looks at you, used to your constant rambling, and you can see that somewhere in his deep blue eyes, is a glint of seriousness. He’s asking you to run away with him. And he means it.Two years, nine hundred pictures later, what was lost turns up completely different.
“Stay here tonight.”
The please is unspoken, but still audible
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Your name is Rose Lalonde. The date is January 16th, 1959. You walk down an uninhabited road. The low hums of an impending 1959 Cadillac convertible engine purr like a walrus in the distance. Your eyes are clouded by impenetrable fog that make it nearly impossible to see. The car pulls up next to you. The driver, a rather fashionable, hot stud, offers you a ride home.
Rose ==> Drop your books and ride in the car. You get in that car. You get in that car right now.
The irresistibly glamorous lady driver motions toward some polished looking piece of plastic that once resembled a comb through her chaotic ebony locks. She moves with such style, such grace. Whirling a lollipop stick through her teeth -- or what you hope to be a lollipop stick (praise the elder gods be it a lollipop stick), she paws at the matriorb dice cloaked over the rear view mirror. She makes a funny sound when she does. Does this amuse you? Afterwards, she pulls her gloomy looking aviator shades down just low enough for you to see the dark jade hue of her eyes.
"What Might I Ask Is A Studious Looking English Major Like Yourself Doing In The Middle Of A Barren Field? Solving Mysteries With Your Pet Cat?"
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Even to this day, the act of emotional crying is still largely an oddity to people. Logically, nature shouldn't have allowed such a strange reaction to become the norm.
And Rose oh-so-detests things that are not built on logic.
(17. Spooning)
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- Part 15 of 30 Day Otp Challenge
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Day 08: Shopping
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- Part 8 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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Day 07: Cosplaying
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- Part 7 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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Day 06: Wearing Eachother's Clothing
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- Part 6 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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Day 05: Kissing
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- Part 5 of 30 Day OTP Challenge - Ruse's Grimdorks
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