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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    You saw her in action, almost killing the other groups members
    You were told of how vicious she was
    She talks to you as if you're a tool
    And yet
    You fell in love with Nepeta Leijon

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    4/?
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    5
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    It wasn't like Karkat had anything better to do than watch John's dumb thing anyway.

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    prompted by this: http://teenmobile.tumblr.com/post/110502781223/mormonstrous-theshrikeabyssal

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    3
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    John and Karkat are new neighbors and going to high school together via carpool. Once again crabdad puts his charming troll son in another awkward situation in hopes that Karkat will open up a bit more. Karkat and John learn a lot about life, friendship, loss, and love? Hilarity ensues, tears are shed, and maturing happens. AU where trolls and humans share a hybrid planet, both cultures assimilate and live on the land equally and everyone is pretty much just a person to everybody else. (basically one fucking story about how karkat just wants a romance similar to his sappy movies, and doesn't realize he's getting what he asked for until one unlikely goofy sap points it out to him~)
    *beginning is kinda slow bear with me peeps*

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    2/?
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    26
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    3
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    Set in a world where John is the princely prince of Prospit and Karkat is some troll who lives in the forest. 100% pure, authentic Johnkat.

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    5/?
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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

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    10/13
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    10
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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    5
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    John told you to let it go, but you can't but wonder....

    Or the one where John wants to propose to Karkat

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    Ever since the death of my brothers friends, he's been talking to himself at nights. I've also had my fair share of issues. For the past two years, I've had the same nightmare plaguing my mind. The only human I can fully talk about it is my good friend Crouns, but I haven't seen him in weeks.

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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    10/10
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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    11/?
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    This is how John wakes up on his 17th birthday. A one shot with no pairings. Friendly fluff!

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    Responses to a prompt meme. Two characters having a shower together: Gen-ly

    Characters involved in each response are listed in the chapter heading.

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    Fills I have done for the bonus rounds of the Homestuck shipping world cup.

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    7/?
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    John Egbert is a grade-A asshole and he deserves everything horrible that's ever coming to him.

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    John and Karkat watch Moonstruck.

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    Karkat Vantas always felt weird in churches, yet many of the most important moments in his life took place in them. This is the tale of John and Karkat as they fumble through life together, and the initiation of their adventures happens to begin in a church.

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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