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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    The passenger jet Peacekeeper was supposed to be an escape from the tumultuous global war—a safe haven for those important or rich enough to board. But, when it crashes in the middle of an isolated forest, it ends up killing most of the people it was trying to save. Yet, from the wreckage, a small handful of young adults manage to escape alive; but, surviving is only one part of their trial.

    The second part of their trial begins when they awake in a perfectly operational though not yet finished city to find that it—aside from the single mysterious woman who helped them—is completely empty. Yet, at the same time, the bears no evidence of abandonment. And this brings up a rather important question among the survivors—where the hell are they?

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    10/?
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    37
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    3
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    is john okay

    i dont think so

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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    You are in love with irony and shades…..and maybe your best friend. But that doesn’t matter now. You can always tell him later. When you're in your 60’s and hopefully he isn't with Karkat anymore.

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    1/?
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    In which there is a mistake made while the kids meteors are being sent. One goes so off course that it lands in a completely different universe, on the planet of Alternia

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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

    Mages. Flying ponies. Adorable and obnoxious children and/or animals.

    (Fairy tales are filled with forced transformation, but fairy tales are often the unfleshed bones of the story. Where are the consequences? What is it like to be the mind trapped in a form that is not your own? There was/is/will be a Happy Ending, if not an Ever After. This is what happened before that.)

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    4/4
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    5
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    A little gift for my frond/co-creator of AskTheStarGazers. They had achieved a new level by drawing porn, (of DaveKat of course) and in a Skype chat her, my other cosplay frond, and myself started discussing an orgy. I started it up jokingly of course but then they were like "you should totes write this" when I mentioned I'd possibly do a fic about it.

    So here we are. Two in the morning and I'm writing porn fics for my best friends. What a life.

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    John gets picked on but meets a new person because of it.

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    John and Karkat agree to.. Find out more about troll/human anatomy.

    Once again just porn.

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    4
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    In Which Several Humans Finds Their Bodies Possessed By a Parasitic Alien Species Not Unlike A Fungus, and Attempt To Rid Themselves of It, Only to Find Out That Such a Task Is Much More Difficult Than Originally Perceived.


     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are an optimist.

    You floated around with the other newborns of your species on your ship until you were implanted in a broken teacup for a couple of years. Despite not having an actual body for the first few years of your life (as many members of your species are wont to do— or, not do), you've managed to find a pretty good one on Earth. Admittedly, you didn't know a lot about bodies until you had about half an hour to be shot on Earth with a meteorite and forced to choose the host that you'd be stuck with for the rest of your putrid and self-hating life.

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    You saw her in action, almost killing the other groups members
    You were told of how vicious she was
    She talks to you as if you're a tool
    And yet
    You fell in love with Nepeta Leijon

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    It wasn't like Karkat had anything better to do than watch John's dumb thing anyway.

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    prompted by this: http://teenmobile.tumblr.com/post/110502781223/mormonstrous-theshrikeabyssal

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    John and Karkat are new neighbors and going to high school together via carpool. Once again crabdad puts his charming troll son in another awkward situation in hopes that Karkat will open up a bit more. Karkat and John learn a lot about life, friendship, loss, and love? Hilarity ensues, tears are shed, and maturing happens. AU where trolls and humans share a hybrid planet, both cultures assimilate and live on the land equally and everyone is pretty much just a person to everybody else. (basically one fucking story about how karkat just wants a romance similar to his sappy movies, and doesn't realize he's getting what he asked for until one unlikely goofy sap points it out to him~)
    *beginning is kinda slow bear with me peeps*

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    10
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    Set in a world where John is the princely prince of Prospit and Karkat is some troll who lives in the forest. 100% pure, authentic Johnkat.

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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    John told you to let it go, but you can't but wonder....

    Or the one where John wants to propose to Karkat

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    Ever since the death of my brothers friends, he's been talking to himself at nights. I've also had my fair share of issues. For the past two years, I've had the same nightmare plaguing my mind. The only human I can fully talk about it is my good friend Crouns, but I haven't seen him in weeks.

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    1/?
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    6
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