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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    3/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    26/?
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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    10/?
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    27
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    79
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    13
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    Welcome to the agency.

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    2/2
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    12
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    44
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    4
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    11/?
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    Movie night gets horribly ruined. But... There's a plus side?

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    2/?
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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

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    1/1
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    45
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    4
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    In Which Several Humans Finds Their Bodies Possessed By a Parasitic Alien Species Not Unlike A Fungus, and Attempt To Rid Themselves of It, Only to Find Out That Such a Task Is Much More Difficult Than Originally Perceived.


     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are an optimist.

    You floated around with the other newborns of your species on your ship until you were implanted in a broken teacup for a couple of years. Despite not having an actual body for the first few years of your life (as many members of your species are wont to do— or, not do), you've managed to find a pretty good one on Earth. Admittedly, you didn't know a lot about bodies until you had about half an hour to be shot on Earth with a meteorite and forced to choose the host that you'd be stuck with for the rest of your putrid and self-hating life.

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    4/?
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    3
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    You watch. You notice. You take.

    And that's how it goes.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    In which there is a mistake made while the kids meteors are being sent. One goes so off course that it lands in a completely different universe, on the planet of Alternia

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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

    Mages. Flying ponies. Adorable and obnoxious children and/or animals.

    (Fairy tales are filled with forced transformation, but fairy tales are often the unfleshed bones of the story. Where are the consequences? What is it like to be the mind trapped in a form that is not your own? There was/is/will be a Happy Ending, if not an Ever After. This is what happened before that.)

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    A little gift for my frond/co-creator of AskTheStarGazers. They had achieved a new level by drawing porn, (of DaveKat of course) and in a Skype chat her, my other cosplay frond, and myself started discussing an orgy. I started it up jokingly of course but then they were like "you should totes write this" when I mentioned I'd possibly do a fic about it.

    So here we are. Two in the morning and I'm writing porn fics for my best friends. What a life.

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    John gets picked on but meets a new person because of it.

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    1/1
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    John and Karkat agree to.. Find out more about troll/human anatomy.

    Once again just porn.

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    1/1
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    53
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    5
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    You saw her in action, almost killing the other groups members
    You were told of how vicious she was
    She talks to you as if you're a tool
    And yet
    You fell in love with Nepeta Leijon

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    4/?
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    It wasn't like Karkat had anything better to do than watch John's dumb thing anyway.

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    prompted by this: http://teenmobile.tumblr.com/post/110502781223/mormonstrous-theshrikeabyssal

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    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    143
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    John and Karkat are new neighbors and going to high school together via carpool. Once again crabdad puts his charming troll son in another awkward situation in hopes that Karkat will open up a bit more. Karkat and John learn a lot about life, friendship, loss, and love? Hilarity ensues, tears are shed, and maturing happens. AU where trolls and humans share a hybrid planet, both cultures assimilate and live on the land equally and everyone is pretty much just a person to everybody else. (basically one fucking story about how karkat just wants a romance similar to his sappy movies, and doesn't realize he's getting what he asked for until one unlikely goofy sap points it out to him~)
    *beginning is kinda slow bear with me peeps*

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    Set in a world where John is the princely prince of Prospit and Karkat is some troll who lives in the forest. 100% pure, authentic Johnkat.

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    English
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    6,289
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    555

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