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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    John told you to let it go, but you can't but wonder....

    Or the one where John wants to propose to Karkat

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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

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    Ever since the death of my brothers friends, he's been talking to himself at nights. I've also had my fair share of issues. For the past two years, I've had the same nightmare plaguing my mind. The only human I can fully talk about it is my good friend Crouns, but I haven't seen him in weeks.

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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    11/?
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    This is how John wakes up on his 17th birthday. A one shot with no pairings. Friendly fluff!

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    Responses to a prompt meme. Two characters having a shower together: Gen-ly

    Characters involved in each response are listed in the chapter heading.

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    Fills I have done for the bonus rounds of the Homestuck shipping world cup.

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    John Egbert is a grade-A asshole and he deserves everything horrible that's ever coming to him.

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    John and Karkat watch Moonstruck.

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    Karkat Vantas always felt weird in churches, yet many of the most important moments in his life took place in them. This is the tale of John and Karkat as they fumble through life together, and the initiation of their adventures happens to begin in a church.

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    In which, Karkat is invited to John's house, where they watch shitty movies, make out, and cuddle.

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    A story following 16 friends as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in a big city. Nothing promises to be normal.

    Will update twice a week on Sunday and Thursday.

    Follow NYCstuck on Tumblr! ==> http://nycstuck.tumblr.com

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    Soy Sauce: The hot new drug. Alternians: The hot, not-really new aliens. The Ghost Stoppers: The friend group of self-proclaimed Vigilantes Against Mean Paranormal And Extra-Terrestrial Entities, who really regret letting John have full creative control over their title.

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    John and Karkat watch human movies. Karkat doesn't like them - or does he?

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    “You’re falling now. You’re swimming. This is not
    harmless. You are not
    breathing.”
    -- Richard Siken’s Crush

    John was a lot like you- he was loud and awkward and a bit of an asshole. But he was different too- he was bright and smart and friendly. Falling in love with him was bittersweet. Seeing him smile was wonderful but more and more nowadays you saw him in pain. So the two of you made plans to escape Ft. Laramie.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and, as of now, you are wanted by the police.

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    6/?
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    6
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    Why in the name of hell does it have to be THIS dorky human that comes to my aid, like some fucking white knight from those fairy tales? And yet, of all people it was him, and I'm both happy and exuberantly miserable because whether he likes it or not, he's being dragged into this: and it isn't going to be pretty.

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    7/?
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    8
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