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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Karkat Vantas always felt weird in churches, yet many of the most important moments in his life took place in them. This is the tale of John and Karkat as they fumble through life together, and the initiation of their adventures happens to begin in a church.

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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a Problem.
    And what do most people do with problems?

    Get rid of them.

    And that's what you're going to do. You're going to get rid of the problem.
    Get rid of yourself, for good.

    That is until you get saved.
    John. Fucking. Egbert.

    You don't know whether to say thank you, or to punch him in the mouth.

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    2/?
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    You're pretty sure how you feel is going to send you to Hell.
    But you're pretty sure you don't give a shit.
    In fact, you can confirm you don't give a flying fuck as he gives you that watery eyed stare and- yup.
    You've fallen for him.
    Hook, line and sinker.

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    In which, Karkat is invited to John's house, where they watch shitty movies, make out, and cuddle.

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    A story following 16 friends as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in a big city. Nothing promises to be normal.

    Will update twice a week on Sunday and Thursday.

    Follow NYCstuck on Tumblr! ==> http://nycstuck.tumblr.com

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    Soy Sauce: The hot new drug. Alternians: The hot, not-really new aliens. The Ghost Stoppers: The friend group of self-proclaimed Vigilantes Against Mean Paranormal And Extra-Terrestrial Entities, who really regret letting John have full creative control over their title.

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    John and Karkat watch human movies. Karkat doesn't like them - or does he?

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    “You’re falling now. You’re swimming. This is not
    harmless. You are not
    breathing.”
    -- Richard Siken’s Crush

    John was a lot like you- he was loud and awkward and a bit of an asshole. But he was different too- he was bright and smart and friendly. Falling in love with him was bittersweet. Seeing him smile was wonderful but more and more nowadays you saw him in pain. So the two of you made plans to escape Ft. Laramie.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and, as of now, you are wanted by the police.

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    Why in the name of hell does it have to be THIS dorky human that comes to my aid, like some fucking white knight from those fairy tales? And yet, of all people it was him, and I'm both happy and exuberantly miserable because whether he likes it or not, he's being dragged into this: and it isn't going to be pretty.

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    "Why do you want this to be such a fucking secret?" You asked your boyfriend, Dave.

    "I hope you realize that's the dumbest fucking question ever fucking asked!"

    "No, it actually isn't." You sigh, okay, so basically your boyfriend is embarresed to be with you, but claims he loves you. Yeah right. He loves his image more. "You fucking saying I was coming on to you the other day to protect your cool kid image got me fucking beat up." You look at him seriously, just the other day you kiss him and he denys anything happens. He acts like he thinks you're disgusting around other people, but then calls you perfect when you guys are alone. Why? You get he's always been one for perfect image, but it seems he didnt care.

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    Well basically this is just a sadstuck JohnKat that includes self harm but fluff

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    Poor fisherman Karkat Vantas finds something very unexpected at the end of his line.

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    Karkat can’t sleep so he goes to John’s room. He doesn’t expect much but John always surprises everyone, including him.

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    John invites Karkat over for movie night. Karkat thinks it's stupid but quickly changes his mind when things start to escalate.

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    Dave teases Karkat about some red feelings for a certain Egbert which TOTALLY DO NOT EXIST (but they totally do) I'm so gomen

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    Welcome audience, to our showing of a tale of magic, friendship, hatred, secrets, injustice and love. This is the award-winning broadway play Wicked plus Homestuck. Karkat is Elphaba, John is Glinda, Gamzee is Fiyero. Many other characters appear; you'll have to read and see. Defy Gravity! ;oD Ending GamKar, but don't let that stop you if it's not your preference.

    You do not need to have seen the play to enjoy this fic. It's completely coherent on its own~.

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    He was missing and nobody seemed to care.
    You think that's what worried you the most, though.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas and for once you actually worry about John Egbert.

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