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    This is a fanfic about Terezi <3< John.

    Someone should have probably informed its narrator about that.

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    Johnen Egbert is about to embark on an journey of scientific discovery with his moirail Karkat Vantas. He will attempt to learn more about the humans of earth by disguising himself as one of them. Once enough information is secured, the Alternian Empires Empress, Feferi Peixes will attempt to make contact-and form an alliance.
    Along the way, there are crushes, hints of alien invasions, cultural misunderstandings and awkward inter-species romance.

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    4,188
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    1/?
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    17
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    3
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    72
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    John remembers his childhood, imaginary friend, Knight, a grey fairy with nubby candy corn horns that always wore red.

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    671
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    1/1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    5/?
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    4
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    16
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    3
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    Don't go to the kitchen at three in the damn morning unless you wanna get stuck in a pantry having to listen to your friends fuck.

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    1/1
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    22
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    Holidays on the meteor are absolute fucking hell, and John wants to dunk his head into a pot of boiling water. But if he died, there would be no one to make Christmas dinner, or any food for that matter, and everyone would probably die. Well, since he's god tier he would probably come back, but Karkat and Dave would probably kill each other in the whole minute it takes him to reincarnate.

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    2/2
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    15
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    64
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    4
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    542
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    1,259
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    1/?
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    2
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    23
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    Some of the gang takes a trip to Vegas.
    To everyone else, what they did seemed like a great decision, especially at that time.
    To two people in particular...it really wasn't.

    (Alternatively titled: You Make A Good Souvenir)

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    1/1
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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    224
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    35
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    3168
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    This wasn't supposed to happen. Vriska was alive. His friends were safe, and John desperately wanted to see them all before the final battle, but the glitch was pulling him back. He struggled, focusing his thoughts, but it wouldn't let him go. Air rushed from his lungs as he crashed through walls of code. He couldn't control it. Something was pulling him backward, and he was breaking, stretching until his thoughts began to blur, wiped from his mind with the swipe of a cosmic eraser. Time slowed. Colors faded. Pain tore through every fiber of his existence, and somewhere, finally, a tether snapped. When John opened his eyes, all he had was a name and vague flashes of memory.

    This is a story about a troll who struggles to find his place in a world where he doesn't belong.

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    108
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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    3/?
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    Welcome to the agency.

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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    11/?
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    68
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    Movie night gets horribly ruined. But... There's a plus side?

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    2/?
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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

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    In Which Several Humans Finds Their Bodies Possessed By a Parasitic Alien Species Not Unlike A Fungus, and Attempt To Rid Themselves of It, Only to Find Out That Such a Task Is Much More Difficult Than Originally Perceived.


     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are an optimist.

    You floated around with the other newborns of your species on your ship until you were implanted in a broken teacup for a couple of years. Despite not having an actual body for the first few years of your life (as many members of your species are wont to do— or, not do), you've managed to find a pretty good one on Earth. Admittedly, you didn't know a lot about bodies until you had about half an hour to be shot on Earth with a meteorite and forced to choose the host that you'd be stuck with for the rest of your putrid and self-hating life.

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    37
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    You watch. You notice. You take.

    And that's how it goes.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    In which there is a mistake made while the kids meteors are being sent. One goes so off course that it lands in a completely different universe, on the planet of Alternia

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    1/1
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    13
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    2
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