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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    29/?
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    2/?
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    4
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    19
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    2
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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    10/?
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    4
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    20/?
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    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.
     
    Lame description I know.

     

    Not a songfic

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    37/37
    Comments:
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    32
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    jane, even at 2, is a master prankstress

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    1/1
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    18
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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    2/?
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    6/?
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    Johnen Egbert is about to embark on an journey of scientific discovery with his moirail Karkat Vantas. He will attempt to learn more about the humans of earth by disguising himself as one of them. Once enough information is secured, the Alternian Empires Empress, Feferi Peixes will attempt to make contact-and form an alliance.
    Along the way, there are crushes, hints of alien invasions, cultural misunderstandings and awkward inter-species romance.

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    3/?
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    19/?
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    John remembers his childhood, imaginary friend, Knight, a grey fairy with nubby candy corn horns that always wore red.

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    Don't go to the kitchen at three in the damn morning unless you wanna get stuck in a pantry having to listen to your friends fuck.

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    Holidays on the meteor are absolute fucking hell, and John wants to dunk his head into a pot of boiling water. But if he died, there would be no one to make Christmas dinner, or any food for that matter, and everyone would probably die. Well, since he's god tier he would probably come back, but Karkat and Dave would probably kill each other in the whole minute it takes him to reincarnate.

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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    1/?
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    Some of the gang takes a trip to Vegas.
    To everyone else, what they did seemed like a great decision, especially at that time.
    To two people in particular...it really wasn't.

    (Alternatively titled: You Make A Good Souvenir)

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    This wasn't supposed to happen. Vriska was alive. His friends were safe, and John desperately wanted to see them all before the final battle, but the glitch was pulling him back. He struggled, focusing his thoughts, but it wouldn't let him go. Air rushed from his lungs as he crashed through walls of code. He couldn't control it. Something was pulling him backward, and he was breaking, stretching until his thoughts began to blur, wiped from his mind with the swipe of a cosmic eraser. Time slowed. Colors faded. Pain tore through every fiber of his existence, and somewhere, finally, a tether snapped. When John opened his eyes, all he had was a name and vague flashes of memory.

    This is a story about a troll who struggles to find his place in a world where he doesn't belong.

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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    Welcome to the agency.

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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    15
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    880

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