12 Works in John Dies at the End - David Wong
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A Normal Stupid Saturday Night [‘Fuck Up’ Edition] by aperture_living
John Dies at the End - David Wong
6 May 2013
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Einstein once said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. We all know where I sit on the sanity scale; I don’t really need anything else to come along and prove it, but eh. Here is it. Smile.
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зарисовки по вселенной
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Цикл драбблов (вряд ли я остановлюсь на одном) by fagocitiruyu
John Dies at the End - David Wong
1 May 2013
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“Dave,” he whispered against my lips.I said, quietly, “You never did this with Dave.”
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- Part 2 of Breaking Point
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A series of drabbles.
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It's just a fic about John and his Cheese. I'm so sorry. Don't read this. It's dumb. Just go on and read different things that make more sense and were written in more than five minutes.
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I'd never heard him make a sound like that. It was almost inhuman coming from John – John, who once drank an entire bottle of tabasco sauce and then got it all over the bathroom because he was laughing hysterically while he vomited. John, who fucked up an alternate dimension by aiming an uncontrollably shitting dog like a rocket launcher. John whimpered.
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- Part 1 of Breaking Point
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Dave wants to start the sentence with this might sound insane, but it would be insulting John's intelligence to assume that he wouldn't believe him straight away. They've seen a lot of weird shit since they first took the soy sauce and started dabbling in monster hunts. So instead of trying to suspend John's disbelief, he cuts right to the chase. "Do you still have that three-barrelled shotgun?"
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Dave and I didn’t mean to step into the portal. We sort of fell into it by accident. It was a terrible place with a terrible feeling and a terrible sound, but the portal was way above our heads, so the only way to go was forward.
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The Awful Secret Behind The Universe by guttersvoice
John Dies at the End - David Wong, Homestuck
1 Aug 2012
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When they’re out on a late-night walk because neither of them can sleep, they run across a street magician.
At least, they assume he’s a street magician – he does some magic for them, to John’s delight. He’s Jamaican, or at least he’s trying really hard to be, and he floats about a foot in the air. John demands to know how it’s done, insisting that he’s a magician, too, and pulls a coin from behind Mr Marley’s ear to prove it. -
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Dave was holding a sandwich.
No, not just a sandwich.
The most beautiful sandwich John had ever laid eyes on.
He was also being nearly molested by a bunch of guys, but that was pretty normal, since Dave was gay. -
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Dave has been taking medication, but it hasn't been stopping him from seeing things he didn't want to believe in. Himself, for example.
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