16 Works in John Bercow

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    Peter and John vie for dominance.

    (A smutty Christmas present for a friend.)

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    Peter's a bright, charming young socialist who loves politics and casting surreptitious jinxes at his classmates (and isn't egotistical at all, oh no). Bercow, the most annoying boy in his class, is a fascist who has a crush on Enoch Powell and drops conjured centipedes down Peter's shirt.

    This, obviously, means war.

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    Two snarky magicians and a Shadow Cabinet full of magically transformed baby animals.

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    There's an election on, but Sally wants her husband to come to bed, and she's very good at getting what she wants.

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    With rumours flying about her relationship with Chuka Umunna, Luciana just wishes everyone would mind their own business. (But this is Parliament.)

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    Drabble, prompted by these three words: Nipples, Bryant, tease.

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    Peter and John, control and a fucking machine.

    (For a prompt at the meme that asked for anything involving a fucking machine.)

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    John wishes Sally didn't make important decisions by consulting her "tweeps". But perhaps Sally can persuade him.

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    Bercow has finally had enough of Gove, and gives him a good hiding. Warnings for graphic depiction of a pretty severe punishment spanking administered with dubious consent, and a thorough bollocking.

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    The Speaker has been rebuking Michael Gove's infractions with disproportionate severity. Michael finally finds out why.

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    Chris and John debate preemptive briefing.

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    In the aftermath of In Another Life, there are adjustments to be made.

    Warning: This will seem excessively cracky and confusing if you haven't read IAL. Proceed at your own risk.

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    David should really learn not to make jokes around wizards. Inspired by a prompt at the meme.

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    Five times an alcohol-lubricated declaration didn’t go anywhere, and one time it did.

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    ‘One more thing,’ he says, and lets his breath whisper out across the wetness his mouth has left. ‘You’re not allowed to move.’

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    In parallel realities, three Yvettes try to stay sane and solve a mystery. Contains magic, alternate universes, magic fights in the House of Commons, a threesome, a rare!pair, Wizard!Bercow and his apprentices, and much, much more.

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