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    The Adventure Zone Roller Rink and Arcade opened in 1979, and has been struggling ever since. There is really only one thing that keeps the doors open, and that is roller derby.

    Aka, the Late-90s-Roller-Derby AU that no one asked for but you're getting anyway.

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    This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
    And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
    He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
    The quality of persons, and the time,
    And, like the haggard, check at every feather
    That comes before his eye. This is a practise
    As full of labour as a wise man's art
    For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
    But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.”

    - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

    In which the Voidfish doesn't affect Taako because of stupid reasons.

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    25/28
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    249
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    332
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    Magnus Burnsides got into a fancy school via a fancy duck.
    He meets a pretty girl, gets wrapped up in a contest and falls in love.

    Oh and there's an explosion.

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    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    3
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    167
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    "avi & johann chillin at the bureau," requested by an anon

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    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    1
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    Julia Waxmen has had a swear word on the back of her neck ever since she was born. Scrawled across her skin as though her soulmate was rushing their words, were the makings of an apology, an expletive, and a compliment, all in one sentence.
    But if there was one thing Julia hated, it was sideburns.
    A story of soulmates, sideburns, and a revolution that changed history.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    234
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    Upon further use of his deductive reasoning, Angus could pinpoint with almost exact precision when he had begun this descent into sickness.

    (Angus catches ill and things happen. Post Eleventh Hour, pre-Suffering Game. Angus is under a lot of responsibility and I would die for him.)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    14
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    173
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    19
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    "Avi, this is Davenport." Lucretia said, “do you think you can handle taking care of him for a few hours?"

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    1/1
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    7
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    165
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    The particulars of the Stolen Century may be erased, but bits and pieces remain to our heroes. The vanished past informs the present. In Part 1, Taako recalls some general parenting skills, if not their source. In Part 2, Magnus gives mildly helpful advice. Part 3, Barry contemplates the complexities of being a concerned bystander. Part 4, Dupree is rad, natch.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    703
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    In which I offered to write a friend a summary of the entirety of TAZ and it all too quickly got away from me. In the end I wrote them a novel. A lot of pieces have been quoted directly from the podcast, such as speech and major exposition. Everything else I'd just kind of embellished. It's really messy and written really weirdly, I'm sorry.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    2
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    1
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    It's just a harmless kids' disease... right? Not so much when you're not a kid.

    Angus gives Taako the Measles. It gets bad.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    118
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    12
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    Taako finds it easiest not to talk about seeing ghosts. It's too weird and too sad. However, when you meet the man of your dreams who makes a living off of preparing the recently deceased for their final journey, it becomes significantly harder to ignore.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    384
    Bookmarks:
    58
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    With an order of three large pizzas, you would expect a party right? Well, if you're a depressed man, then it's all for you.
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    OR.... Johann is sad and get's pizzas from a hot delivery boy (Avi)

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    1,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Barry Bluejeans had always admired Lup from afar. Lup Taaco had always thought that Barry was adorable. Amidst the usual teen angst and new horrors that their High School careers are trowing at them, a romance blossoms.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    Lucas Miller was, despite his aggressive insistence, in desperate need of support. At least according to everyone he knew. He needed a companion. A cute little bundle of responsibility. A supernatural, cock fighting monstrosity. Arceus help him.

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    Chapters:
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    5
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    17
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    1
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    the twins are geniuses. they really are, they're so smart, they're researchers. their studies should be fulfilling, but they're not, not really. there's something missing, something lacking in their lives, something they can't remember to miss.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Johann's a depressed college student at Astral University, home to the Betta Omega Betta fraternity. He's dragged into the fraternity by Avi and slowly grows bonds within the group.

    Aka the College au starring Johann that nobody asked for

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    352
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    Everything is the same, except for the half-inch layer of dust. Everyone is beginning to move on, except this room is still caught half a moment before the apocalypse. Avi spins the gear again before closing it in his fist.

    He wants to stay here.

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    1,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    42
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    6
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    117
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    'Forests have secrets,' he said gently. 'It's what they're for. To hide things. To separate one world from another.'
    ---Catherine M. Valente, "Deathless"
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    Davenport wants to film a documentary about the strange creatures of Faerūn, and somehow ends up with an odd but adventurous crew to help him. Traversing across the world in a massive RV (named the Starblaster per the insistent yelling of a few party members), the IPRE cryptid hunters find themselves stumbling across a world that is far, far more magical than they had ever thought it could be.

    (or, alternatively, I started this as a short cryptid fic and now it's not. that. sorry)

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    English
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    24,872
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    44
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    179
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    36
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    1477
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    Johann was alone. And then, one day, he wasn't.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    413
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    For Avi the apocalypse wasn’t the end of the world.

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    English
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    813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    151

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