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It’s snowing in Liverpool a few days later, which is quite unusual. The city glows white and everyone is sleepy. James is fresh out of the shower, hair still dripping, jumper and track pants sticking to him as he couldn’t be bothered to wait until he was dry to bundle up. Kettle going, laundry going, chores done, shopping done. The place is spotless. Training through for the day. He finds that he is very productive when call Charlie is on the to-do list because he always puts it off until the very end. Because of how nervous it makes him since he left Manchester.
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4 Dec 2015
Boring James Milner @BoringMilner Apr 28
So apparently we are going to play football against aliens & they got here in spaceships which looked quite spectacular only I didn't see because it was Monday and I always do laundry on Monday.
Joe looks surprised to see me standing on his doorstep, which is odd because I texted Joe saying I was coming over exactly four minutes ago.
Joe looks at me and says James, what are you doing here.
I say I texted you saying I was coming over exactly four minutes ago.
Joe says Oh.
- Part 1 of a very milly series