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    Jesse often wonders how things would have turned out if they'd been cast as the leads.

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    (HS AU.) Andrew indicates that he's going to turn into the drive, left arm lifted and bent to make the right turn signal, and Jesse has to bite his lip so as to refrain from smiling. This boy, pulling into his driveway behind his grandmother's mini-van is such a dork. Jesse has never known it so well.

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    Written for this prompt on the tsn kink meme: PRE-WEDDING JITTERS FLUFF IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM both of them being nervous and finding each other even though it's bad luck / getting eloped / a jim & pam plan c type thing ANYTHING, BECAUSE THIS ANON HAS WATCHED FAR TOO MUCH MY FAIR WEDDING TODAY

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    Cuando se muere el viejo doctor Goldsmith, Jesse se ve obligado a buscar un nuevo terapeuta. Pero encuentra algo más.

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    Andrew tells his niece a bedtime story. Gratuitous holiday fluff.

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    The Grab My Meme, a wonderful silly joke on DA.

    Jesse and Andrew FOREVER!!!

    I bet it's a lovely arse to grab.

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    A planned trip home to visit family, a momentous celebration, and a decision long int he making aka pretty much domestic bliss.

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    Andrew is a delivery boy that delivers maps to Jesse.

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    Begins in "the present" with flashbacks to a time period immediately after filming of The Social Network has ended. This is a story about Jesse's transition from day to day filing life back to his normal everyday life in New York City.

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    This is a little joke that only works because Andrew Garfield is playing Spiderman.

    Also no offence to Emma Stone.

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    AU Where Jesse is just your typical, average office worker partaking in a departmental gathering at some local bar.

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    Regency AU. When Andrew Garfield, the new Earl of Epsom, returns from the Peninsula War to find his ancestral home mortgaged to the hilt, he must marry Jesse Eisenberg, his parents’ mysterious ward, in order to save his family from ruin.

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    Nothing can prepare you for the moment when you think the world is going to end. Post-apocalyptic!AU.

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    A fairytale (literally) that involves love and heritage, the choices we make and the silliness that is Andrew and Jesse’s lives.

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    Armie walks in on Andrew fucking Jesse and...takes over.

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    Andrew is a single dad. When his daughter starts having trouble in one of her elementary school classes, Andrew goes to have a talk with her teacher. Turns out that Mr Eisenberg is not quite what he expected.

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    Jesse Eisenberg joins McKinley High as the new guidance counselor. He is immediately befriended by the Glee club director, Mr. Andrew Garfield. Plot includes: Sue making fun of Andrew’s Britishness, a sex education seminar taught by Mr. Eisenberg, an outing, some pouting, and a “Back to School” student assembly show starring New Directions. Featuring Songs By: The White Stripes, The Jackson 5, Salt N Pepa, and the American movie musical classic, “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.”

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    Andrew models his new costume for Jesse.

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    Emma and Joe can't stop falling into bed with each other, but when they catch wind of a bet placed on their sex life, they decide to stay away from each other to keep anyone from winning. This proves harder than they thought. College AU.

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    Nothing like a friendly competition to inspire. You know. Threesomes.

    (Written because some people asked, and to welcome dontleaveiton to AO3)

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