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    The Grab My Meme, a wonderful silly joke on DA.

    Jesse and Andrew FOREVER!!!

    I bet it's a lovely arse to grab.

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    A planned trip home to visit family, a momentous celebration, and a decision long int he making aka pretty much domestic bliss.

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    Andrew is a delivery boy that delivers maps to Jesse.

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    Begins in "the present" with flashbacks to a time period immediately after filming of The Social Network has ended. This is a story about Jesse's transition from day to day filing life back to his normal everyday life in New York City.

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    This is a little joke that only works because Andrew Garfield is playing Spiderman.

    Also no offence to Emma Stone.

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    AU Where Jesse is just your typical, average office worker partaking in a departmental gathering at some local bar.

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    Regency AU. When Andrew Garfield, the new Earl of Epsom, returns from the Peninsula War to find his ancestral home mortgaged to the hilt, he must marry Jesse Eisenberg, his parents’ mysterious ward, in order to save his family from ruin.

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    Nothing can prepare you for the moment when you think the world is going to end. Post-apocalyptic!AU.

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    A fairytale (literally) that involves love and heritage, the choices we make and the silliness that is Andrew and Jesse’s lives.

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    Armie walks in on Andrew fucking Jesse and...takes over.

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    Andrew is a single dad. When his daughter starts having trouble in one of her elementary school classes, Andrew goes to have a talk with her teacher. Turns out that Mr Eisenberg is not quite what he expected.

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    Jesse Eisenberg joins McKinley High as the new guidance counselor. He is immediately befriended by the Glee club director, Mr. Andrew Garfield. Plot includes: Sue making fun of Andrew’s Britishness, a sex education seminar taught by Mr. Eisenberg, an outing, some pouting, and a “Back to School” student assembly show starring New Directions. Featuring Songs By: The White Stripes, The Jackson 5, Salt N Pepa, and the American movie musical classic, “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.”

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    Andrew models his new costume for Jesse.

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    Tangled AU in which Jesse has magic hair that grows and shines when he sings, Andrew pretends his name is Eduardo and breaks into Jesse's tower and Joe Mazzello may or may not be a smug, ginger cat.

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    Emma and Joe can't stop falling into bed with each other, but when they catch wind of a bet placed on their sex life, they decide to stay away from each other to keep anyone from winning. This proves harder than they thought. College AU.

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    Nothing like a friendly competition to inspire. You know. Threesomes.

    (Written because some people asked, and to welcome dontleaveiton to AO3)

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    Andrew unexpectedly gets roped into being President Bartlet's body man.

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    Post-película, en el que Jesse visita a Andrew mientras rueda Spiderman. Jesse siempre ha querido besar a alguien como Mary Jane y Spiderman se besaban, y en ese momento ve la oportunidad perfecta.

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    Jesse finds himself with a costumed stalker who keeps saving his life.

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    Joe's cat takes a liking to their new neighbor, Jesse Eisenberg.

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