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    Andrew comes home to find that Jesse has overdosed on his pills.

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    Varius pencil sketches of actors, characters, etc.

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    Jesse starts to wonder whether it's normal that he's fallen in love with his daughter's preschool teacher. He kind of has his doubts.

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    He gets mugged on Halloween two blocks away from his apartment by a man in a skeleton mask.

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    Where there are best friends, road trips, and sometimes you fall in love with people you aren't supposed to.

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    AU in which Ellen Page steals hearts because she hasn't got one of her own. Everybody always likes to confuse Jesse and Michael Cera but they're actually nothing alike. Michael's a sweet guy who tries his best to be nice and mostly succeeds. Jesse, on the other hand, is a cheap fuck.

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    “I’m telling you, Jesse, he’s been staring at you for the past half an hour” Joe murmurs as he turns to nudge Jesse’s side.

    Jesse sighs and tries to gather up his patience.

    “Who has?” he asks even if he knows it’s pointless. From the exasperated look Joe throws him, he knows too.

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    Sometimes it feels like their lives are the plot of a B movie.

    Or a random hipster rpf about Rooney Mara wearing a lot of black Givenchy dresses, being rich and miserable, and a horrible person who doesn't want any friends. She does need them though, which is where Keira and Jesse come into the picture.

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    Andrew really takes one of the Zombieland rules to heart.

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    Originally when Ryan first signed on to the new Gus Van Sant film they were shooting on location in New York City. Due to a combinations of filming restrictions and funding issues they’re now shooting the bulk of the production in a small town an hour outside Portland. Z isn’t exactly happy, but she isn’t too put out. Secretly, Ryan thinks she likes being the big fish in the small town. Jesse Eisenberg definitely does not.

     

    “How would you know?” Spencer asks, on one of the rare occasions when he manages to answer his phone. “It’s not like he talks to you.”

     

    A sequel to ‘That's not just friendship that's romance too,’ set at the same time as ‘What's a day when the years are on their way’ where Jessie Eisenberg likes Gus Van Sant more than Ryan, Spencer hardly ever answers his phone, and Ryan grows up.

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    Andrew Garfield is the son of two of the world’s greatest international superheroes. Jesse Eisenberg has a supervillain mother. Emma Stone doesn’t care about either of those things. Brenda Song is dating Justin Timberlake… probably. Armie Hammer either has a twin, or a clone, Andrew isn’t quite sure. (Matt Smith glows. And wants to date Karen Gillan. Or maybe Arthur Darvill.) Welcome to Sky High!

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    Andrew's a little bit in love with a lot of people. He's the most in love with Emma, though.

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    Andrew feels like this is something he should have known.

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    "I've missed you, too, Jess," Andrew says, because he doesn't care how the internet's going to interpret that (correctly, probably), doesn't care that he's ignoring the pretty blonde with the microphone. Because Jesse's a star now but he's still looking at Andrew like he did then, and that has to mean something.

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    I want to be able to look at you and feel nothing.

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    Barista!AU, or how to not fall in love in eighteen days with the guy you are definitely not dating.

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    This is Jesse Eisenberg. He surrounds himself with familiar, comforting things; cats, fresh-baked fruit pies, and dead people.

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    Jesse is Jesse. Andrew is a gymnast competing in the London Olympics. They have never met before. And I think that about sums it up.

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    Emma is infuriatingly good at figuring out what's on Jesse's mind, as usual.

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    I never get stopped. I probably couldn’t look more harmless if I wore a ballet outfit. Which I normally travel in anyway, of course. - Jesse Eisenberg, on airport security checks.

    A ballet au where Jesse is a dancer who worked on Black Swan and dances with the Mariinsky Ballet Company, and Andrew (who is the newest and brightest bright young thing) falls for him.

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