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    I never get stopped. I probably couldn’t look more harmless if I wore a ballet outfit. Which I normally travel in anyway, of course. - Jesse Eisenberg, on airport security checks.

    A ballet au where Jesse is a dancer who worked on Black Swan and dances with the Mariinsky Ballet Company, and Andrew (who is the newest and brightest bright young thing) falls for him.

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    3
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    29
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    3
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    Andrew finds out later that Jesse doesn’t tell people things without not telling them other things at the exact same time. But that is later.

    Or the selkie au, where Jesse is a selkie and Andrew is Andrew about it. Also, there is angst.

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    5
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    16
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    2
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    674
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    “What do you mean you got humped?”

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    1/1
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    17
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    2
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    After Andrew's long Spiderman press tour, he finally comes home to Jesse.

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    English
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    3,025
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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    488
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    Jesse/Andrew written purely to indulge myself in my own kink of puppy play.

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    English
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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    "This isn't the set of Meet Joe Black, Jesse, so just stop it."

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    Andrew gets interviewed by a nosy host who keeps asking him questions about his boyfriend.

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    Andrew is a struggling actor working at a bakery; he lives for Tuesdays when Jesse, the bike messenger, comes to deliver their order forms.

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    English
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    1/1
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    12
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2723
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    Jesse often wonders how things would have turned out if they'd been cast as the leads.

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    461
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    (HS AU.) Andrew indicates that he's going to turn into the drive, left arm lifted and bent to make the right turn signal, and Jesse has to bite his lip so as to refrain from smiling. This boy, pulling into his driveway behind his grandmother's mini-van is such a dork. Jesse has never known it so well.

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    1/1
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    16
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    Written for this prompt on the tsn kink meme: PRE-WEDDING JITTERS FLUFF IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM both of them being nervous and finding each other even though it's bad luck / getting eloped / a jim & pam plan c type thing ANYTHING, BECAUSE THIS ANON HAS WATCHED FAR TOO MUCH MY FAIR WEDDING TODAY

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    English
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    1,249
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    1/1
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1100
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    Cuando se muere el viejo doctor Goldsmith, Jesse se ve obligado a buscar un nuevo terapeuta. Pero encuentra algo más.

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    Español
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    12,871
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    1/1
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    Andrew tells his niece a bedtime story. Gratuitous holiday fluff.

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    The Grab My Meme, a wonderful silly joke on DA.

    Jesse and Andrew FOREVER!!!

    I bet it's a lovely arse to grab.

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    A planned trip home to visit family, a momentous celebration, and a decision long int he making aka pretty much domestic bliss.

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    4
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    24
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    2
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    719
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    Andrew is a delivery boy that delivers maps to Jesse.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    234
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    Begins in "the present" with flashbacks to a time period immediately after filming of The Social Network has ended. This is a story about Jesse's transition from day to day filing life back to his normal everyday life in New York City.

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    English
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    This is a little joke that only works because Andrew Garfield is playing Spiderman.

    Also no offence to Emma Stone.

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    AU Where Jesse is just your typical, average office worker partaking in a departmental gathering at some local bar.

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    1
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    17
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    1
    Hits:
    713
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    Regency AU. When Andrew Garfield, the new Earl of Epsom, returns from the Peninsula War to find his ancestral home mortgaged to the hilt, he must marry Jesse Eisenberg, his parents’ mysterious ward, in order to save his family from ruin.

    Language:
    English
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    60,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    9426

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