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    The sequel to "Celebrities Live on Broadway", again hosted by Bruce Campbell and starring an all star cast including Cara Delevingne, Amy Schumer, Scarlett Johansson, Jason Statham, Anna Kendrick, Jesse Eisenberg, Michael Cera, Eva Green, Margot Robbie, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox, Brie Larson, Saoirse Ronan, Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Olivia Wilde, Gal Gadot, Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Tom Hiddleston, Channing Tatum, Justin Timberlake , Mark Hamill and many, many more!

    Sketches include the Seven Deadly sins living together, vampires having dinner with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, A guide on how to be Irish, a Barbarella segment, a sketch where Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth walk around the room naked, a gruesome medieval wedding and Lily-Rose Depp and Harley-Quinn Smith performing a song about the 2000's.

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    Jesse feels uncomfortable. It's not a new feeling because he feels uncomfortable pretty much everywhere, but in a way it is a new feeling because it's the first time he's ever felt uncomfortable in a strip-club.

     

    From a prompt in the TSN kink meme on LJ. Originally uploaded in 2012.

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    九人局,CP为本马达,桃包,卷菲,以及锤基的rps
    简单给不熟悉的同学介绍下常用术语:
    预言家验的好人是金水,女巫救的人为银水,认身份也叫穿衣服,认完身份再否认叫退水。

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    Andrew and Jesse were attracted to each other the second their eyes met. It wasn’t love at first sight, though; just attraction. They would get to the love part later on.

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    Jesse, Joe, Joe's friend, and a cat.

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    1) Andrew is possessive of Jesse. (Andrew/Jesse)
    2) Andrew is a very affectionate drunk. (Andrew/Jesse)
    3) Armie is playful and Jesse is awkward and funny and then they have sex. (Armie/Jesse)
    4) Andrew and everyone else are entranced with Jesse’s dimples. (Andrew/Jesse)
    5) Jesse will put his lips around anything Andrew puts near his mouth. (Andrew/Jesse)
    6) Armie is the little spoon to Jesse. (Armie/Jesse)
    7) An AU in which Jesse is the son of the President attending college and Andrew is a Secret Service agent that’s part of his security. (Andrew/Jesse)
    8) Companion piece to the above ficlet where Jesse as the son of the President and Andrew as a Secret Service agent (Andrew/Jesse)
    9) Five times Andrew said things he didn't mean to say out loud in front of Jesse, plus one time he reaped the benefits anyway. (Andrew/Jesse)

    Full prompts in chapter summaries.

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    末世AU,ABO,主本马达,辅Evanstan和Jewnicorn。
    A本xO呆,A桃xO包,A卷xO菲
    说明一下,剧情需要,Jewnicorn主要还是套用ME的人设和模式,和其他两对统一才用了rps的名字。

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    有少女问能不能让卷吐槽加菲的占有欲,在围脖对话框写了一个。

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    Between broken laptops and takes.

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    HE完结了!

    与_@小甜饼好吃 讨论出来的脑洞……就是,如果加菲演了杰西编剧的话剧会怎么样。说好都要写,但是我先写了。写写发现可以分开放了,因为,越写越多。

    我在殷切地等她的文,哈哈。

    OOC不可避免。这个世界没有Anna。我写不了带Anna的。

    应该是HE吧……前路看不太清……【顶锅盖跑

    HE完结!!!!!

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    Andrew对坚果和猫过敏,而Jesse刚好两样兼备。他的嘴角总有榛子巧克力酱,他还养了一大群猫。

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    星巴克+研究生AU

    Andrew Garfield:“我脑海里一直有个关于在咖啡店工作的美式浪漫的想法,我认为咖啡店是那种你能遇到戴着黑色粗框眼镜,并且特别聪明、有趣和奇特的人的地方。”

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    高中毕业生Jesse跟团去英国游学,见到一个令人难忘的表演班男生。

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    独立战争AU。在英军占领下的纽约城惊险度日的卷毛小掌柜的日常。算是个pilot集……?不知道会不会有后续。没仔细考据,可能有各种bug

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    此文全文虚构!没有一个字是真的!
    因采用了【媒体采访稿+汉化组】体裁,会造成通过检索进入本页面的读者误解,特此警告,禁转载。
    若觉眼熟,皆因致敬了如下参考文献:
    1,杰西在接受采访时对于和安娜与米娅恋爱关系的点滴描述。
    2,媒体对加菲和石头姐的恋爱关系的解读及二人共同接受采访时的回答。
    3,媒体对诸多出柜明星(包括小K)的恋爱关系解读。
    4,媒体对杰西当爹新闻的描述和解读
    5,对数个与加菲和杰西相关的汉化组/翻译组作品的体裁或格式的模仿。

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    这一季的背景是08到09年,前两集发生在08年,第三集发生在09年。

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    In which Sebastian gets a part in a very exciting movie. Turns out the screenwriter is pretty cute. Relationships and distance get in the way, but it might, eventually, pay off.

    In other words, I wondered "What would happen if a girl wrote a role for Sebastian?" and things spiralled out of control from there.

    WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT? A cute love story told from both sides, Anthony Mackie being a good friend, Sebastian Stan being perfect and... I'm trying to convince you to read it, so I'll stop there and simply ask you to PLEASE READ you'd make me so happy.

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    雨中的骄傲节!!伦敦全城热恋!!!低头不见抬头见!!!Happy Pride!!!【对不起我又发癫了【。

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    The oddest bunch of fandoms jammed in together in the form of responses to Tumblr "3 sentence fic" prompts because I will write anything I'm asked to; featuring Ivan the Terrible in space, Hamlet in space and Tyler Coe . . . in space, as well.

    At this point I'm just a terrible, unapologetic creature of habit.

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