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    Hello dear readers!

    I've been writing for awhile, so I thought - why not share my writings here and see if people enjoy it?

    All of these chapters you (hopefully) will read were originally posted on Tumblr (my account -> https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fanficsaremydrug) as a fruit of my incredibly vivid and rather unbelieveable, silly imagination. They're not really connected, because they are basically just oneshots, but with a little imagination of your own you can easily put them into a story and add your own details. (And these are all on Wattpad too, lmao)

    While this here is written only about Richard Hammond, you can find some of my works related to other two Top Gear presenters on my account on Tumblr, as they were requested mostly by Anons.

    Hope you'll enjoy. And, feedback (good or bad!) is always appreciated.

    Love xx

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    22/?
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    1
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    As requested from Anons on Tumblr (yes, this is all already on my Tumblr), I wrote these one shots and now I'm sharing them here. Hope you'll enjoy.

    I already have Richard Hammond kind of one shot/story/work/whatever, so if you like this, you can check that out too.

    All the love xx

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    18/?
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    Based on the cheep track day challenge. A small one-shot where James is cold and Jeremy is a softy.

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    1/1
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    From a tumblr prompt: "The big one carrying the tiny one away from an argument over their shoulder."

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    1/1
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    2
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    20
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    1
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    Taking place between 2008-2010, this is the story of Richard and his assistant Molly. Running from her past, American Molly Sullivan comes to work for the BBC. But as her relationship with Richard starts to grow, will her past come back to haunt her?

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    2/?
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    3
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    "I know a Philip Larkin poem about the moon, would you like to hear it?" "NO."

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    1/1
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    1
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    192
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    Andy has a new adventure in store for the trio after the dust has settled.
    Is it the end? Is it the beginning? Have they even noticed as they carry on being the daft morons that we love.

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    19/?
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    14
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1669
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    It wasn't his fault. He never meant to fall in love with Richard. But his fellow presenter had captured his heart, and there was no way of getting around it. The only solution would be to let the little man know how he felt. Hey, maybe the rodent feels the same.

    A sweet, somewhat dark love story depicting the gradual friends- to-lovers relationship between Jezza and the Hamster.

    Also I do not own Top Gear or the guys, but if I did, Jeremy would never have left the show for such a silly reason.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    410
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    When it happens, they're drunk.

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    14/14
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    99
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    187
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    9
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    2884
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    Decided I wanted to write another funny Illyana story. As I tried to come up with an idea I hit upon using British Top Gear as the framework (yes alcohol was involved). This story takes place before Illyana regained her soul. Ahh, combined two of my favorite things. Now if only I could find an illustrator. I actually wrote the ending before Clarkson was "fired" by the BBC.

    Bit of info for the reader. Top Gear (BBC) is the greatest auto show in the world. Illyana is a member of the Marvel comic universe (X-Men).

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    2
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    Two days after Argentina, Jeremy gets a wake up call that changes just about everything. He watches as the most important things in his life slip though his fingers like grains of sand, including James. He truly doesn't realize what he has until it's all been stripped away, leaving him to fight to get it all back.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    62
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    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2627
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    James values his freedom but discovers that some things he values more.

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    Jeremy stumbles across James... relaxing.

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    2
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    Jeremy doesn't function well early in the morning, which leads to a disaster. Very mild one. No disaster at all, really.

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    1/1
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    4
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    217
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    James May and Richard Hammond are professional hitmen, assigned a job in a small English town. But what happens when they realise they don't want to go through with the hit?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/20
    Comments:
    12
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    461
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    When James accidentally texts a wrong number he has no idea of the friendship it will form or the amount of dependency he could give a man across a cellular network. Yet, little does James know that his special friend Jez doubles as his worst idea of a person, Jeremy Clarkson.

    When James is hired as Top Gear's new researcher it's left to Jeremy to maintain a friendship over his phone and mend a relationship in his office.

    Set in 2002. Disclaimer - This is a work of fiction.
    Inspired loosely by the movie 'You've Got Mail' and the fic 'A Finger Slip' by Pawtal

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    English
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    31,308
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1797
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    A continuation of my other story, The Trip. Meredith goes to London to visit James. This story is a lot steamier than my other, so be warned.

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    English
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    6,331
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    889
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    Fate determines that Jeremy Clarkson and James May, instead of falling into careers and a franchise of a scale no one ever imagined are granted their 'dream jobs'.

    Meaning, Top Gear never came to be, they never met one another and their lives lead entirely different courses.

    But what's in store when these two men come to meet at an upmarket, corporate function. In every way they're not the Clarkson and May we know but essentially they are the same...

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    English
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    2,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    19
    Hits:
    199
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    This is the fantasy we have all been waiting for. You and the boys, on a road trip. Yes, you heard me right. A road trip to Las Vegas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,486
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Hits:
    140

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