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    James, fresh out of his first three months at Top Gear, ends up at a series wrap party he'd rather not attend. But once he's there, he learns very quickly that Jeremy isn't at all who he thought he was. Not even close.

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    1/?
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    5
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    47
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    A collection of stories centering around Jeremy Clarkson and an American writer named Maura. It depicts their many ups and downs, as well as some possible u-turns. Set in an AU sort where he doesn't have children, nor is married.

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    English
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    23,806
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
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    21
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    540
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    Just some drabbles for Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan. It goes alphabetically with each drabble having a title that starts with each letter in the alphabet.

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    English
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    2,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    A continuation of my other story, The Trip. Meredith goes to London to visit James. This story is a lot steamier than my other, so be warned.

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    English
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    3,310
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    378
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    The topic of choice for his interview leaves Tom all hot and bothered after remembering the night he had with you when he got to bring the Jaguar home.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1169
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    On James's new hair cut - it's all soppy domesticity

    Disclaimer: The only real thing that actually happened was the hair cut and optical sluttiness

    Language:
    English
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    546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    147
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,550
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1781
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    On a caravan trip designed to make the boys miserable, things occur that foil that plan - for two of them, anyway.

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    English
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    1,311
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    239
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    A scene just before a dangerous motorbike stunt Richard would be attempting.

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    1/1
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    12
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    264
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    After Clarkson had made a point of telling everyone that Uganda rozzers would arrest and probably kill homosexuals, James and Richard make a point of showing off.
    (Previous disclaimers apply.)

    Language:
    English
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    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    They came together in Burma, in beds with the lights down low and covers pulled up. Its trust, and warmth, and maybe love. Who knows.

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    English
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    3,643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    529
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    Jeremy laid back as well, his head spinning a bit and not just from his wound. Greasy, tasteless food, toxic mud, an enemy that could stumble across them at any moment, seam squirrels and rats and flies and stench, and milk tablets, for god's sake. He wasn't a religious man, but he found himself praying they found the Allied lines, and soon.

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    English
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    16,868
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    88
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    Returning to civilization after their journey to the Magnetic North Pole, there's some worry that needs to be addressed before they can all have their glorious reunion.

    Language:
    English
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    1,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    300
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    Alright Jack Whitehall's appearance in 'Star in a Reasonably Priced Car' inspired this because how flirty and cheeky he was and I was all, damn, he and Clarkson would be so fuckin' hot. Then this happened :D It's just smutty smut smut

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    English
    Words:
    1,495
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    386
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    Based off of the Challenge from Series 8, Episode 6. A bit of a behind the scenes of the Boy's Camping Holiday Challenge.

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    English
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    1,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    328
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    Inspired by the storm of shit raining down on Jeremy Clarkson. I decided to write a little something that might help myself and some of the fans find some light at the end of the tunnel. I wanted this to be a bit more serious while staying true to his "tongue and cheek" humor and resilience. Jeremy deals with the drama and his divorce, with help from his children and mates.

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    English
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    3,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    279
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    “Somehow,” says James May, “I just know that this is your fault Clarkson.”
    “Oh come on!” Jeremy protests, “I mean, even if I knew how, why the hell would I transform myself into an orang-utan?”

    In which Clarkson is unrepentant, May is sceptical, and Hammond is excited.
    Or where they all get turned into animals.

    Language:
    English
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    546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    164
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    This is my self-indulgent fic that goes with the tried-and-tested format of 'girl in top gear crew goes out with hammond and generally gets along with everyone marvellously', but is also a story that I'm just not bothered enough to invent new characters for and is quite Clarkson-centric.
    As always, this is a fictitious product of my rabid imagination. Contains swearing and alcoholism, much like my life. Another relevant warning is that my continuity can be pretty tenuous, which is what happens when you write at two in the morning. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,096
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    203
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    A series of Drabbles/Drobbles written for the Spring Challenge

    Ratings Vary from G to NC-17 - see summaries for prompts and any warnings where applicable

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,644
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    603
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    There was an ache behind his left eye, a pinpoint spot of stress where most of his headaches started.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    92

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