3 Works found in Jennifer Stone
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There are a few vampires in Atlanta. They’re… Well, they’re weird. Everyone's weird, but they don’t bother to hide it. When Kevin asks about it, Bill says it’s because they’ve learned that it’s a waste of time. Hiding the weird things. Because they’ve realized that everyone does them, so they think it’s stupid to act like they don’t. Even the other things, the *actually* weird things, they don’t hide anymore either. Kevin has had too many conversations with Biscuit to count where she’s just cheerfully picking her nose, or digging in her ear, or hitting on girls on their period because she can smell the blood on them. (Kevin goes to college. Mike, Bill, and Jen Stone are vampires. Insanity ensues.)
Vampires, sex, blood/biting during sex, lesbian vampire jokes most decidedly in bad taste... Frankly, this fic is silly and a tiny bit gross and if you're bothered by blood, descriptions of sex, bad jokes, or any combination thereof, you probably don't want to read it. If you are googling yourself, your brothers, your bandmates, or your friends, and have found this? Don't read keep going. Unless you're Gabe Saporta, and then please, enjoy yourself, you're most likely going to be amused.
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- Part 1 of vampire virus 'verse
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Things that begin and end during the filming of Princess Protection Program in Puerto Rico.
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Selena's acting different, and Demi bets it's because of Jen and Mitchel. Demi knows she's not ugly, and apparently Selena knows that too.
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