15 Works in Jemaine Clement

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.

    Words:
    25,726
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    402
  2. Tags
    Summary

    One of five times Bret minded more than he let on.

    Words:
    1,889
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    21
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “Do you think,” Jemaine stops and struggles to come up with the correct words, “do you ever feel that maybe you’ve missed something important that’s been in front of you for a very long time?”

    Words:
    3,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    50
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Dave has spent his entire friendship with the Conchords pretending to be someone he’s not. Everything is going according to plan until a chemical spill begins to shift the weather patterns, and talk of zombies fills the air. Now, he’s holed up in his apartment with Bret, Jemaine and Murray struggling not to let his false identity crumble with the strain of the oncoming apocalypse. It’s a story of survival, of friendship, and accidental love.


    Words:
    23,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    6
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The guys spy shiny new musical instruments in a store window and discuss the possibility of upgrading their equipment.

    Words:
    361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    35
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Bret and Jemaine are poor, sure. But that doesn't mean they can't give each other a Christmas gift.

    Series
    Words:
    977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    143
  7. Tags
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    65
  8. Tags
    Summary

    If merely leaving Bret alone to his predicament had been taking advantage, then what the hell could he call the thoughts currently going through his head?

    Words:
    4,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
  9. Tags
    Words:
    1,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    67
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Mel questions whether traveling through a snowstorm to see the boys perform is worth it...

    Words:
    1,934
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Bret and Jemaine are happy back in New Zealand, shepherding and playing music for no one in particular. Until, that is, they hear something surprising on the radio. It is surprising enough to kick them back into action, so they head back to New York for another crack at the big time. And just maybe things will work out this time around.

    Then again, maybe they won't.

    Words:
    7,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    217
  12. Tags
    Summary

    "Yes, you really have to kiss. We're doing this just like in the video."

    Words:
    590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    228
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Bret and Jemaine get a gig. But first, they go camping.

    Words:
    3,639
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    139
  14. Tags
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    794
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Bret and Jemaine ponder Christmas gifts for each other.

    Words:
    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Hits:
    330

Filters

Filter results: