16 Works in Jemaine Clement/Bret McKenzie

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    Bret gets a horrible sunburn and Jemaine takes care of him.

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    English
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    3
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    Bret is upset and Jemaine tries to figure out the best way to help him, which leads to some unexpected feelings...

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    5
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    101
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    Bret and Jemaine are quite drunk, Bret can't seem to find his way to his own bed, and sexiness ensues... (FYI, the Stranger in the title refers to this and not to a person)

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    4,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    121
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    One of five times Bret minded more than he let on.

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    English
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    1,889
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    145
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    “Do you think,” Jemaine stops and struggles to come up with the correct words, “do you ever feel that maybe you’ve missed something important that’s been in front of you for a very long time?”

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    English
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    3,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    172
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    Jemaine needs a date to a party, so Bret dresses in drag.

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    English
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    2,953
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
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    153
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    Bret and Jemaine are poor, sure. But that doesn't mean they can't give each other a Christmas gift.

    Series
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    English
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    977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
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    314
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    136
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    If merely leaving Bret alone to his predicament had been taking advantage, then what the hell could he call the thoughts currently going through his head?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    230
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    1,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    151
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    "Yes, you really have to kiss. We're doing this just like in the video."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    392
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    Bret and Jemaine get a gig. But first, they go camping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,639
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    220
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    English
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    941
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    Bret and Jemaine ponder Christmas gifts for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    426
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    There were ants in the apartment. Jemaine first discovered them one rainy morning in the kitchen, mounting what appeared to be a full-scale invasion on Bret's half-eaten free sandwich. They cleared out all of the food they could afford to get rid of, which wasn't much, and Bret, feeling responsible for leading the ants in in the first place, tentatively began peeling them off of the countertop with strips of sellotape. He winced every time the tiny, still-flailing black bodies came up on the tape, his face a grimace of horror and regret. Jemaine noticed.

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    English
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    2,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Bret needs to go on, with or without Jemaine.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    7

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