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    Exactly what it says on the tin, guys.

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    Stiles became an emissary, and then he became Scott’s emissary. And then, perhaps the biggest contradiction of all, Stiles Stilinski became her best friend.

    In the hazy breath of summer between Junior and Senior year, Lydia finds out that “best friend” can feel a lot like anchor in the right light.

    Weekends spent between Jackson’s sheets become weekends in the back seat of Stiles’ Jeep, and Lydia relearns love just as easily as she’d learned the quadratic formula or the squeeze theorem. Love is frustration and eye rolls and sighs. Love smells like old spice, sounds like All Time Low, and tastes like clean skin under her tongue. Love tastes like lazy morning kisses and black coffee, and love looks like bedhead and henleys and motion.

    Love, unfortunately, is not enough to fix her. But it helps, God does he help.

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    Peter tiene pesadillas, porque él también tiene que cerrar una puerta.

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    21/?
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    Following the events of The Benefactor, Stiles and Lydia work together to figure out the secrets of her family, discover who is behind the hitlist, and try to put together the broken pieces of each other's lives a little at a time.

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    “Hey Jackson,” She started, staring at the back of his head. “The parking lot’s in the other direction.”

    “I know.” He said over his shoulder. “I forgot to grab something.” So then why was she going with him?

    She noticed that they had crossed into the arts department. Was he a closet clarinet player? Or a surprise soprano? That would be amazing.

     

    (aka the one where Jackson finds a sketch of him and is a little shit about it, bc that's totally what he would do)

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    Just a bit of fun. Stiles and the Pack have been finding the real murderers for the murders they pinned on the Denilovs. They've finally found the last of the murderers, Geoff "Douchebag" Mavis. Just a bit of Train Wreck and JD bashing. I couldn't resist. This can be read without reading the rest of the series.

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    "Losing a member of the pack isn't like losing a family member, it's like losing a limb." - Peter to Stiles, 3.08

    A.K.A Allison Argent's funeral.

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    The Hales are a werewolf pack of magical race horse ranchers who breed, raise, train and race every magical horse variety imaginable. While on one last hurrah before college, Scott, Stiles and Allison happen to be trespassing when one of the Hales' prized breeding stallions, Jeff Davis, gets out of containment and all hell breaks loose. Hell which, of course, is blamed entirely on them. As a result the threesome end up spending their summer shoveling rainbow unicorn glittershit under the gentle-yet-terrifying eyebrow of Derek Hale. As if that weren't bad enough, Jeff Davis is still on the loose, and he's on a mission: a mission of murder.

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    This is what happens when you meet someone, he looks like Peter, and your brain makes an idea fart.

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    So I made the unfortunate mistake of issuing a Saved By the Bell related challenge on my podcast which Jocelyn got right! YAY!

    Then... and I'm just gonna blame George, they (George and Jocelyn) decided to start shipping me with Jeff Davis and Wonder Robbie. Wonder Robbie (clearly the wisest among us) jumped ship leaving me and Jeff Davis in a wondrously named ship called Steffie.

     

     

    This is our story.

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    One of the things no one warned Lydia about when she started tapping into her banshee powers was how often she'd have to save people from themselves. Most notably, people like Tony Stark, who is supposedly her boss in her new internship at Stark Industries. She doesn't know what he's doing, but whatever it is, it's pure death, and it keeps coming for him. If she weren't such a good person, she'd just let him die. She totally blames Scott for that.

    Sam's sometimes had a rough road, but when he and Dean get signed on by Tony Stark to check out a little werewolf problem in New York, it's a stroke of luck. Not only is Tony willing to pay them for it, but he's also hot, rich and very obviously interested in Sam. What could possibly go wrong?

    (Or, the one where Lydia's banshee powers constantly cockblock Sam's death dick.)

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    After finding the list in Stiles' pocket, Malia needs a friend. A friend with an open window.

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    He catches Derek by the arm and Derek lets himself be turned, surprised when Stiles shoves a small box into his hands. “I don’t know if you still celebrate it or what but… I wanted you to know someone was thinking about you. Happy birthday.”

    Then he squeezes Derek’s arm and bolts, gone before Derek can think to stop him.

    He opens the box standing there, only to find one singular, misshapen, sloppily-frosted, cupcake, with a candle in the box next to it. It’s kind of squished despite the paper towel all around it to keep it from banging around in the box.

    Derek has to take a moment to sit down because yeah, he can’t deny it anymore.

    He’s gone on Stiles.

    OR: Pining fic, because I'm as bad at summaries as I am at titles!

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    Teen Wolf AU in Which:

    Stiles & Derek go on a first date and it's revealed that Stiles is one of Derek's favorite SPN fanfic authors! Sounds great, right? *smh* these dummies...

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    Stiles wasn’t fooled. There was no way this guy was not only into Supernatural, but also read the fic AND was a fan of Stiles’? Fuck that, there had to be an angle and Stiles was going to find it.

    “Fave villain?” This hunky adonis would probably choose something antihero-ish like Benny or infuriatingly cliché like Dick Roman.

    “The Ghostfacers.” Stiles looks at Derek suspiciously.

    “What? They weren’t villains.” Derek shrugs and gives him an all-knowing grin.

    “Hell yeah they were! One guy summoned a thin man just because his partner was getting a girlfriend and they got that cute cameraman killed. They’re the ultimate villains.” Stiles clears his throat and swallows as he covertly readjusts himself.

    “That was fucking brilliant.” Derek’s gorgeous smile twinkles into Stiles’ heart. Shit, Stiles was in trouble.

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    What would happen if some of the characters found themselves in the Real World?

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    "Stuff happens. Things." -ordinaryink

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    "For the longest time, the only thing Derek and Laura had had was each other. She'd never doubted that she'd lose Derek to another pack eventually. He'd never taken authority well, especially not after the fire. She just hadn't thought it would be like this."

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    Before coming to Hogwarts with her dad's new job, Kira's old school didn't have anything to do with Dark Arts, not even Defense Against. Now that she's transferred that's going to be a problem. Lucky for Kira, Allison's to lend her a hand getting her practicals up to speed. And at Hogwarts, practicals are very hands-on.

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    So they do what they do. They do what they have to. They fight. They carry on.

    Some of them numb the pain before it cripples them; others use it to fuel their anger.

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    Lydia was raised to think, or to know, that death is permanent, and that people don't come back, and that funerals are the only goodbye you can't undo. And she tells herself to remember this, over and over. But one of the voices, now, is Allison's.

    Or: Lydia Martin brings Allison Argent back from the dead.

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