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    "The title of this entry is a misnomer, but I trust you will understand the reference. I often contemplate the nature of dreams, the random firings of neurons that that sleeping organic minds experience. The chaotic assemblages of memories mixed with fantasy and neuroses that organics say inspire feelings of fear or hope. But the answer to the question posed by the title is no."

    EDI reflects on life as a sentient AI in a crew of organics.

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    Fifty thousand years ago the Protheans were forced to hide themselves, a million strong, as the Reapers destroyed their monolithic culture. In the next cycle, they arose and established an Empire that learned from the old one's mistakes.

    Thirty years ago, humanity was the latest race to join the Empire. Adaptable, hot-headed, hasty and greedy, they had all the virtues and flaws of the other subject races with a few unique ones of their own.

    But they - and the Avatars they produce - might just be what stops the Reapers in their tracks this cycle.

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    This is not a story about love. This is a story about a girl that came from nothing, and a boy who came from everything. This is the story of how things fall apart, and somehow piece their way together once again. This is the story of a civilian and a soldier.

    AU where Kaidan is the spectre and Shepard is the orphan. They meet as children and he saves her in his own way, but never returns. They meet again years later in the Citadel, and the story of Mass Effect takes place.

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    We all know the epic love story of Shakarian, but what if Garrus met someone else before Commander Jane Shepard? What if she was his first human before meeting Jane? Follow this episodic love story following all your beloved Mass Effect characters plus one. Follows Canon and beyond with a twist. Some changes will occur. Garrus/OC Garrus/FShepard FShepard/Liara

    Full Summary: Garrus Vakarian didn't want to work on the Citadel in C-Sec, if he was to be completely honest he'd have picked being anywhere else. But family means duty, and duty means doing things you don't want to do. However, he wasn't expecting to find love, much less an adventure to save the galaxy. He was never a very good Turian anyways, so it should have been expected.
    Rachael Harper was just a spoiled heiress going to university on the Citadel. She didn't expect one night of fun to slowly unravel her entire life. She didn't mean to fall in love with her arresting officer, and she certainly didn't mean to uncover a conspiracy on the Citadel. But what's a girl to do when you're stuck between family and doing the right thing. Follow her as she learns to love someone other than herself and become more than just a passive member on the road of life.

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    An AU of Mass Effect 1 that takes place in modern day USA. Shepard and a band of high school rebels fight to take down Saren, a violent and malicious character with a terrifying plan. Along the way the Normandy crew finds secrets much bigger than Presidium HS. A LiaraT'soni x FemShep story, featuring Jane Shepard. Note; All alien characters will be given a human makeover.

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    30 years after Shepard and Joker part ways, they reunite for one last mission: a final tour of the Normandy.

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    It's hot on the Normandy. Really, really hot. Something's gone wrong after the return from the Omega-4 relay, and the ship is slowly cooking them alive. While engineering scrambles to fix the problem, the Commander and her— partner? sex friend? whatever the hell he is— and the rest of the crew are all at loose ends. Sweaty, irritable, and with absolutely nothing to do.

    So of course, it turns into a cage match.

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    "If we ended up dead this time tomorrow, what would you regret?"

    She already knows Jeff's answer.

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    After the certain incident with replaced armor Shepard has the prime suspect of the prank.

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    Shortfic dumping ground for all the Mass Effect fluff-trash rolling around in my head, as well as prompt requests from my Tumblr. Come for the sarcastic banter, stay for even more sarcastic banter. T rating for mild language. Mostly FemShep/Traynor with other pairings as the prompt requires.

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    Kaidan is a good lawyer, who came from a wealthy family but had won everything he had working hard. In six months he is going to marry a beautiful girl, and their parents were happy about the upcoming wedding, but he wasn't. He became engaged to Ashley, just to please his parents, without thinking of himself. One night his life changed when he met the owner of a bar, and the two of them began a passionate relationship.
    John had come out of a painful relationship, and he was alone for a while, but when he met Kaidan, a famous lawyer who had been unable to face his parents and admit that he preferred the company of men, his life changed. Becoming Kaidan's lover wasn't in his plans much less was falling in love with the man, which led him to ask Kaidan to make a decision.
    Kaidan was left with no choice but to choose between a false life next to a woman he doesn't love, or stay with the person who actually made him happy.

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    Normandy Crash Site DLC+ Post-Horizon angst during ME2.

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    He couldn't save her. It was his fault she was dead. If he hadn't been too stubborn to leave the Normandy...

    Joker struggles to deal with the guilt of getting Shepard killed, but it gets even worse when she returns, and it's like nothing has changed between them. Only everything has. Two years is such a long time after all, and they're both haunted with demons from the past.

    Joker is determined not to make the same mistake on this mission, this time she WILL survive, and he WILL get the guts to tell her how he feels. Well, maybe not the second one.

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    *WIP* Lives begin like little pinpricks of light sprinkled throughout the universe. This is the story of how such lights grow and fade, intersecting and diverging. Some building up, others tearing down. But everyone changing as they face the inevitable collective future.

    Mass Effect told with a timeline and focus on multiple characters. Mostly Canon.

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    Don't take this too seriously, I couldn't sleep before having put this story on my hard drive.
    Basically, Garrus is talking with Joker about what Shepard had proposed to Garrus in the main battery.

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    Commander McKenzie Shepard fell in love with Jeff Moreau, and no one is more surprised than he is.

    This is going to be a string of oneshots, mostly in chronological order. I'll update the tags as I go.

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    "Cats have nine lives. Shepard has ten."

    But with Commander Jane Shepard caught in a war between the Council, a rogue spy, and an army of tank-bred Protheans, ten lives just might not be enough.

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    What if you wake up in the Mass Effect universe with no memory on how you got there, your life changed, your family gone and everyone is treating you as an experiment? How would you survive, and what about your knowledge of the games? Would you use it? And how?
    This story follows a woman through her journey with the characters of Mass Effect. Will her sudden appearance change anything, or is she just another human in the galaxy?
    Tag along, and see where the road might lead...
    Kudos and comments are welcome :)

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    If there was one thing that Alliance Navy Nurse Jane Shepard hated, it was a normal life-a completely tiring, boring, normal life. She became accustomed to it on the Citadel the past year but a turn of events leave her working on the Normandy under her brother, Commander John Shepard.

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    So this is a thirty day challenge of NSFW propmts I started back on November third to get out of my comfort zone, and get better at writing smut. I chose all Mass Effect (even though part of me wanted to do SWTOR too, Aric and Doc would've been perfect for some of these). The Pairings are all over the place (though I'm sticking to Shepard and someone else), because I'm trying to get better at that too. Enjoy! Also if you have a specific pairing you want me to try, I'm game, just shoot me a messages--also edited the chapter titles so it's easier to locate your favorite pairing...though some chapter titles are too long and it was a waste of time but oh well...

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