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    In response to a prompt asking for a story where Shepard dies in an epically stupid way, after saving the Galaxy. This is a silly little crackfic so be warned!

    Moral of the story: don't shower drunk...

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    One shot Shoker. I was over on deviantart discussing how Shepard would be kicked out of the service for her fraternization activities. What if, for example, she got caught straddling Joker. Then it was leaked to the press? Career killer. This is the idea of the "straddling" not the career killer story. Maybe next time. If you're not ready for adult content move on please.

    TITLE: Sticks and Stones May Break My BonesBut You Straddling My Lap While Rock Your World Will Never Get Old

    ALTERNATE TITLE: Navigating the Commander

    LOCATION: SSV SR-2 Normandy

    Thanks to JacksAreWild for the beta reading!

    This story is rated "M" for a reason. If this isn't your thing, then don't read it. Adult stuff (not smut) headed your way. Thanks to all the readers and reviewers! I'd really love to know what you think about this story. Did you laugh? Was it funny to you in the places I thought it should? Or, you could just say hello.

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    Shepard is volunteered to test a new device to aid the communication between species. It goes downhill quickly because of a secret she's been hiding.

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    Detective Kaidan Alenko is the best homicide investigator in New York City. Working for the 112th precinct, he works along side Garrus, Liara, and Tali mostly. But, a new guy comes along and starts to stir up trouble for the precinct. His name? John Shepard, an egotistical mystery writer on the New York Time's Best Selling List. Why is he there? So he can "research" for an upcoming book, and he just found his muse. Kaidan, however, is reluctant to let the immature man on the team. As they solve case after case, Kaidan starts to develop feelings for the handsome author. Will Kaidan ever get to understand these feelings?

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    Esperanza Shepard awoke to a world full of chaos and danger. Throughout it all, she could always find her little slice of normal in the armory with Jacob Taylor.

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    Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Chapter art courtesy of Fishbone76.

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    Shorties and oneshots of the Mass Effect Universe and beyond.

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    A series of non-chronological events told one letter of the alphabet at a time; an exploration of Life aboard the Normandy and the people who live it.

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    After the end of the war, the crew of the Normandy find themselves a long way from home. Shepard's MIA, and no one wants to believe that she may be dead. Kaidan Alenko, last human Spectre, doesn't know how to handle the new responsibilities he's been given... nor does he want to let go of the woman he loves.

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    "I hate you like a rival, but love you like a brother. Treat me like anything else and I swear I will shoot you."

    Paragon, Renegade, Renegon and Paragade. What ever you call Shepard his life just repeats and ends the same way in one universe and another. However, there are others with anomalies.
    Maybe Shepard lives, or dies? Perhaps Joker doesn't have brittle bones? Or possibly Shepard started a family?
    Let's just say family is closer then he thinks. Also you already can guess most of the stuff from the tags just like the other universes out there.

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    Not believing in her once nearly cost him everything. He wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

    Shepard as Hackett's daughter
    Pre-ME1 thru Post-ME3

    A rewrite of Family Ties, originally posted on FF.net

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    Due to the Reapers sacrifice has been constant in the daily lives of the Normandy's crew. Commander Shepard has chosen to give up everything to achieve the Reapers' destruction. As everyone struggles to endure the aftermath of Shepard's choices, her lover Garrus battles with grief. Haunted by their last farewell, Garrus vows to find Shepard or whatever remains of his lost love.

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    Commander Shepard, savior of the galaxy. Cold, cruel, calculating, brave. Her tough childhood on Earth eventually led her to the Alliance military, where she quickly moved up the ranks. When a "routine shakedown" goes horribly wrong, her life is changed forever.

    Underneath that cold exterior is a woman with her own fears, desires, strengths and weaknesses. Hers is the hero's struggle, the hero's mask. Don't tell them what you're feeling. Get the job done.

    This is an attempt to look at what's behind the mask.

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    It is said one joy can scatter a hundred griefs. But after the destruction of the Reapers, there is hardly time for either as a new threat emerges, determined to make Shepard realize how much death a person can take.

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    Every good pilot knows that sometimes course corrections are needed; even if you are the best damn pilot in the Galaxy.

    Shoker fic, focusing exclusively on the fallout of the infamous Purgatory scene; examining Shepard and Joker's feelings as they attempt to pick up the pieces of their shattered relationship.
    Is it even possible? Is there room for one last chance? Will they ever move from friends, to something more, or is it too late, too damaged?

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    Commander Derek Shepard has defeated the Reapers and lived to see a new day. But the galaxy has a new problem. And Shepard might not be able to handle it alone. With Kaidan, the love of his life, missing along with the rest of the Normandy, Shepard must find them and try to assemble his teams again to fight the new enemies. New enemies have emerged, as well as some powerful allies. Can Shepard pull off the impossible? Again?

    This is a war/military/action story so there will be MUCH violence and cursing. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!

    THERE ARE NEW CHARACTERS!!! YAY!!!

    This is my story and I'm posting it on here and on wattpad.com! You can find it there to at this link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/14541845-mass-effect-4-the-continuation

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    When EDI struggles to understand a human emotion, Joker turns to Kaidan for help.

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    Priority: Earth - Shepard and crew have put everything into this last push. Now, having made it to the Crucible, Shepard must decide the fate of the galaxy!

    Did Mass Effect 3's ending leave you feeling...hollow? I will attempt to account for various gameplay choices made throughout the game, hopefully bringing the story to a more personal and intimate conclusion!

    This is a multi-path epic. Will the rachni aide the Alliance? Will the geth and the quarians survive? Will the Crucible work, or is it just a trap?

    How does Shepard's story end? Find out!

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    She was his commanding officer and the most incredible woman he had ever met. He was intriguingly handsome, and she couldn't help wanting to get under his skin. It was a dance of ages, one that brought them to the brightest and the darkest of spaces.

    Rated M for later scenes of violence and adult themes.

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    Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. Rated T for language.

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