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    Would Commander Shepard still be a bad ass in a universe where the Reapers "Don't Exist?" The answer is of course! Jade Shepard has had it pretty rough in life, she never seems to catch a break. Can the Master Assassin find love in all the chaos? Or is she doomed to walk the stars alone?

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    She lifted her gun and let out a war cry, standing on the turret of the war beast underneath her. She grinned as she remembered why it was named Ma. That old woman that once got into the base with a visitors tag, she was about 130, little old thing with white frizzy hair. When she approached a large marine soldier by the name of Vega she literally kicked. His. Ass. There was more strength in that woman than what met the eye, a lot more. He was left groaning on the ground and she gave him one hell of a talking-to. It was hilarious, but hot damn no one messed with that woman.

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    Kate Shepard wakes up in a mysterious place...

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    After the hard missions, Shepard always has her crew to lean on, and one person in particular. A collection of Shakarian moments throughout the series. Will include all members of the Normandy Crew; drinking, fighting, and other bonding. Some smut in later chapters.

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    4/?
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    Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko is thrilled to learn that he was specially selected to serve on the Alliance's best ship. When he learns he will be serving under the famous Commander Shepard, he isn't sure what to think. No one knows much of anything about her after her service record. But of course, there's always more to it than that.

    Commander Mabel Shepard is glad to serve, but she still struggles with her past experiences. She has only one person to talk to about it, but because he's her commanding officer, she feels she can't. When she meets a certain lieutenant, however, she feels like she may finally have found someone who could change that.

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    Kaidan felt like someone had kicked him in the chest and it had nothing to do with being injured. They had almost won and then that damn Reaper flipped the Mako and he'd gotten injured. Shepard had called the Normandy in for an evac. At first, he'd thought it was for all of them, but when she'd handed him off to James saying, "Here, take him," he knew she was planning to get to the beam alone. He wasn't going to leave her, not again. He closed his eyes as those moments played out in his head:

    Shepard!"
    "You gotta get out of here."
    "Yeah...that's not gonna happen."
    "Don't argue with me, Kaidan."
    "Don't leave me behind."
    "...No matter what happens...know that I love you, always."

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    10/?
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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

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    136/?
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    ME3 ending: synthesis. To them she was an idea - The Saviour Of the Galaxy, the first human Spectre. To him, she was a friend, a bondmate. His spirit. They both knew their time was limited; both knew that ideals were to be sacrificed if victory was to be achieved... but one day, they'll unite.

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    When Shepard wakes up after the final attack on Earth, he struggles to cope with the decision he made. (Jack x Shepard)

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    The crew of the Normandy SR2 scramble to recover after crash-landing on a strange planet. With no way of knowing the fate of the rest of the galaxy and a damaged FTL drive, each of them has to come to terms with the fact that getting back to earth seems to be a task that will take weeks, if not months.

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    When Korra had bent the spirit beam in order to protect Kuvira and Asami, she never would have thought that it would cause them to be transported into an entirely new universe. Stranded in an alternate reality with no way to get back home, the unlikely trio find themselves trapped in an all-out intergalactic war. As the Avatar delves deeper into uncovering the mess that surrounds the fate of the galaxy, Korra realizes that her battle to save humanity from complete annihilation has only just begun.

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    ME3, Post-Destroy ending. Joker and the machine in the ghost. One-shot.

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    "Yeah, well. I also remember beating you on every test and simulator." "By one or two point's, maybe. Considering my age at the time that'd still make me better than you." "In your dreams. Anyways, I'm still the pilot. You're just the co-pilot." Follow Kimberly Kogan as she deals with being the Co-Pilot of Jeff 'Joker' Moreau.

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    Quite often, Caen Shepard is mistakened as a stray dog of the military. She smiles and does all the things a normal being should. But her files say otherwise. What people don't know is that those files tend to be awfully truthful, and at some point, Shepard is going to turn into the relentless monster it describes. They just don't know when. AU! (with some twists)

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    I've always thought Tali's reunion scenes in ME3, especially if she was previously romanced, seemed a little rushed, like the game wanted to just get you back together with her as quickly as possible. Here's what I like to think is a bit more realistic, slow version as Shepard and Tali deal with their changing circumstances. Will definitely be adding more chapters later.

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    15/?
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    People visit Kaidan in the hospital.

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    You’ll never find out, you remind yourself, even as you’re standing in her quarters, pouring your heart out to her, you think that you’ll never get to experience all of these things with her. But as usual, she proves you wrong. She’s always proving you wrong, and as much as you love to be right, you’d be wrong every day for the rest of your life if you could have her.

    Written for Kaidan Appreciation Week 2015 on Tumblr.

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    "You could have stayed with her when she wouldn't get on the pod!" Joker said. "You could have done more!"

    "You could have done something!" Kaidan shot back.

    The room fell silent, the kind of heavy silence that fills your lungs and makes it hard to breathe. Joker and Kaidan both looked as if they were going to say something more, but neither of them did. They both turned and walked away, thinking the same thing; it's all my fault.

    They didn't speak again for over two years.

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    Dragon Age/Mass Effect cross-over, AU-type deal. The hero of Ferelden wakes up after sacrificing herself to the Archdemon, bloody, bruised and in the Mass Effect Universe. Lucky for her, Commander Shepard just happened to be in the neighborhood. As she recovers, and learns more about this strange place, about this strange man, as they learn about each other, they realize that this crazy thing called Fate may not be so awful after all. Battles and laughs, drama and the Reapers, love and the Illusive Man (Read: Illusive Douchebag), this story has it all.

    And maybe just a dash of adorable Mabari hound.

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    7/?
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    19
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    3
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    It has been almost 2 years since the esteemed Commander Elise Shepard had been killed in action and her ship: the SSV Normandy destroyed. All of the crew has gone their separate ways, finding new paths. Now Shepard gets a second chance at life with a new outlook thanks to her mortality. Everyone knows the Reapers are coming: and she's got a plan. Starts with Mass Effect 2. Explicit for violence and sexual conduct

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    1/?
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    4
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