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    Fill for the kink-meme:

    It's such a rare pairing, and really, Saren/FShep deserve a little more. This anon is begging for an au (obviously with NO reapers) where Shepard works as a cute little barista in a dextro-coffee shop, and Saren at first refuses to order from "the weird human with the red fringe" but the manager refuses to put someone else on the counter. Saren, with his usual arrogance, orders his coffee.

    And is surprised when it is really, really good.
    Cue him finding time between missions to visit the bubbly barista, (to order his coffee, why would there be any other reason?) then confiding with her about his missions, then... well, I'd prefer porn-with-plot.

    And I encourage multi-fills, and if you want to write some FShep/Saren goodness that doesn't include a coffee shop au then GO FOR IT MY BEAUTIFUL AUTHORS. Don't let my silly little prompt hold you back! c:
    Just my attempt to fill this ridiculous prompt.

    Updates will be sparse until after 19/05/2015

    If you have any requests, whether it is a kink, a cameo or whatever. Just ask.

    Coffee and Spectres has won 1st place in the Het (non FemShep/Garrus) category on the kinkmeme! Thank you to everyone who voted!

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    What if you wake up in the Mass Effect universe with no memory on how you got there, your life changed, your family gone and everyone is treating you as an experiment? How would you survive, and what about your knowledge of the games? Would you use it? And how?
    This story follows a woman through her journey with the characters of Mass Effect. Will her sudden appearance change anything, or is she just another human in the galaxy?
    Tag along, and see where the road might lead...
    Kudos and comments are welcome :)

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    When the Normandy was repaired enough to return to Earth the crew had to wait as relays were repaired using Reaper tech and Prothian data. Eventually they reached Earth again only to discover that the Citadel had crashed into the planet and no one knew if Shepard survived. Obviously most assumed not, but a few loyal crew members refused to give up hope, instead digging through the wreckage in London to try and find her before it was too late. She'd lived this long, she couldn't die now. Not yet, it would be an empty galaxy without her in it.

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    Kaidan and John Shepard never admitted their feelings for each other, and after Shepard's death, Kaidan closed himself off to the possibility of finding love again. Three years later they're thrown together but Shepard's a changed man, and Horizon, Cerberus and the Reapers stand between them. This is the story of their journey, told from varying POV.

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    A mission on Fehl Prime goes bad, leaving James Vega bitter and angry. To keep the guilt and pain away, he spends two whisky-steeped weeks playing cards in the bars of Omega. When he hears that Commander Shepard has been accused of terrorism and will be court martialed, he is furious at way the newscasters are so quick to demonize a hero. Little does he know that just outside the bar, Major Kaidan Alenko is waiting to escort him to Earth where he will be serving as head of security for Commander Shepard during the six months of her incarceration.

    Mass Effect 3 AU – FemShep/Vega

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    "She didn’t know where the darkness stopped and the light began, but what she did know is that she was trapped between them."

    Mass Effect Sky Pirate AU. Adapted from a challenge drabble.

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    A series of fics centred around the life of Commander Ellen Shepard.

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    Post-Destroy. The Reapers are gone, and peace is restored to the galaxy. With the reactivation of the Geth, the Mass Relays are now open for all species to return home. It would have been peaceful, but the days with a little Shepard-Vakarian says otherwise.

    See how the relations develop between the impossible birth of a baby turian and all of Normandy’s crew members and family.

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    The aftermath of Mass Effect 3.

    After the Reaper war Kaidan is left to pick up the pieces. What will he have to return to when the Normandy finally makes it back to earth? How will he pick up the pieces of the life that he has left? Kaidan struggles with these realities, as well as the devastating loss of a relationship it took him years to build with Joshua Shepard, that was blown apart with the firing of the crucible.

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    While the Normandy's on lockdown, Ashley tries to get her mind off Virmire with a few different kinds of beer and Paragade with vodka. Garrus tries to help.

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    With a nexus bridging the worlds of nature and technology together, the cycles end, and a new age is ushered in.

     

    Under new leadership, the Normandy SR-2 is back in business!

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    Kaidan Alenko was a powerful biotic. After he helped Commander Shepard defeat Saren and Sovereign the galaxy saw just what human biotics could be capable of. Unfortunately his skill drew the eye of the terrorist group known as Cerberus. Months after the Normandy went down, newly promoted Commander Alenko went missing on an assignment. For two years he was MIA until there was a distress signal out in the Nubian Expanse. By the time the Alliance got there, there was nothing left but a ship full of dead mercs and Cerberus agents alike, but no sign of the biotic.

    Alternate Universe. Character swap. Kaidan Alenko is Subject Zero. Retelling of ME2.
    (this is a terrible summary, so expect a better one)

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    Late night Skype convos turn up some interesting ideas. Let's leave it at that.

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    In which Joker discovers just how sexy an Alliance-issue hoodie can be.

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    It is said one joy can scatter a hundred griefs. But after the destruction of the Reapers, there is hardly time for either as a new threat emerges, determined to make Shepard realize how much death a person can take.

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    21/?
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    Alessa Shepard is a badass.
    Earthborn, orphan, she had to fend for herself her whole life, fighting her way up the military ranks and proving herself the best damn marine that ever was. She's a fighter, a survivor. That's what she does, and she loves it, living for the fighting, for the fire on the battlefield, for the adrenaline rush.
    But this time, she finds herself in a situation that might be a little too insane for her to handle.
    Aboard of the Normandy, with a pilot who doesn't know when to shut up, a crew that would fallow her into hell, and a team of aliens she randomly recruited all over the galaxy, she'll fight with all she has, not just for survival, but to protect everything she believes in and cares about.

    - Or: a story about Shepard trying to save the galaxy, Joker trying (and failing) not to fall in love with her, and everything else that happens during the first game, through the eyes of different characters.

    (Rated M for (eventual) language and sexual content. The beginning is safe, though.)

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    Years after the war, Diana Allers interviews Kasumi Goto about her favorite Shepard/Vakarian moment.

    Fluff - Second Story - Sequel to Curiosity - Fluff

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    …How d’you keep one of these? “Write down how you feel,” Stephanie, my therapist, said after Akuze. But isn’t this just me talking to myself? This journal? I’m pretty sure someone close to thirty doesn’t talk to themselves. Commander Lily Shepard begins journaling.

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    Shepard and Liara went to Thessia to start a family. Benezia and Aethyta is there no matter what's for Shepard and Liara.

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    Shorties and oneshots of the Mass Effect Universe and beyond.

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    25/?
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    5
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    3
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