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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Wherein Bertie tries to be Jeeves's ideal gentleman, resulting in mixed metaphors, a Shakespearean book club, ties sabotaged in reverse, romantic epiphanies, and music with the tonal quality of a dying lion.

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    26 Jan 2015

  2. Rec 1

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    Wherein Jack is an Evil Bastard, Jeeves is a Hero, and Bertie is rescued from Almost Certain Peril.

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    26 Jan 2015

  3. Rec 61

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    A very bad thing happens. And then we must go on. (The one where Jeeves is shot by a robber and very nearly killed.)

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    20
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    61
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    26 Jan 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    For the 'School' challenge on fan_flashworks and the Fluff meme prompt 'Bertie is ill and Jeeves helps him wash his hair.'

    Summary: After a series of mishaps, Bertie and Jeeves both fall ill and need nursing. Then, conflict breaks out and Bertie enrolls in a school for the rich. Will they ever mend their differences?

    Warnings: Jeeves beats a hasty retreat. Someone uses the term "precious bunnykins."

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    24 Jan 2015

  5. Rec 32

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    I burst into the flat and, before I could yell out to Jeeves to explain the sitch, was hit whang in the beak with the most scrumptious smell that has ever tickled my nostrils.

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    1/1
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    229
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    32
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    1507

    23 Jan 2015

  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    Bertie keeps sending Jeeves out on increasingly silly and impossible errands so he can masturbate alone in the flat. Too bad Jeeves is impossibly fast at running impossible errands, and Bertie gets caught. Written for the ohidosay kinkmeme.

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    3
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    70
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    13
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    1246

    22 Jan 2015

  7. Public Bookmark 2

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    Jeeves muses on Bertie's innocence.
    (credit for the title belongs to Storyfan)

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    30
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    2
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    1769

    22 Jan 2015

  8. Public Bookmark 11

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    In which Bertie barges in on Jeeves in the shower.

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    11
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    1563

    22 Jan 2015

  9. Public Bookmark 9

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    Jeeves learns that Bertie's not so innocent after all.

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    1/1
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    2
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    56
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    9
    Hits:
    2270

    22 Jan 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 32

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    I burst into the flat and, before I could yell out to Jeeves to explain the sitch, was hit whang in the beak with the most scrumptious smell that has ever tickled my nostrils.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    1
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    32
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  11. Public Bookmark 15

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    Bertie Wooster and his man Jeeves have developed a close and loving relationship. Sometimes they invite others in to share their enjoyment.
    Will continue as long as Bertie can bear it; I invite you to work out which actors that I have crushes on I'm mentally casting as each of the guests.
    These are not the Fry and Laurie versions of the characters, but if you would enjoy imagining them that way despite the differences in description, I give you my blessing. I do draw somewhat on the TV series canon as well as on the original stories (the song 'Forty-Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors' has its rights).

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    56
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3274

    20 Jan 2015

  12. Public Bookmark 1

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    As a self-described old, old man, Jeeves thinks back to the days when Bertie had gone off to war. And Jeeves had fought back in his own quiet way, behind the scenes, with eggs and sausages.

    For the Fan-Flashworks challenge "the Other Side" and also suggested by the Yuletide prompt by Basingstoke.

    There is a major character death, but not a terrible one as it comes at the end of a long, full life.

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    6
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    12
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    1
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    349

    19 Jan 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 5

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    It had indeed been hours since I had gently laid him down and bound his arms with care, hours spent oscillating between lavishing Bertram with all the physical pleasures I knew and denying him the very same. Hours of applying my mouth and hands to every inch of his feverish skin.

    He was a sight to behold.

    Jeeves finds a suitable alternative for one of Bertie's ties.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    922

    19 Jan 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 1

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    After Aunt Agatha beans Santa on the old onion, knocking him out of commission for the nonce, Bertie and Jeeves find themselves at the North Pole.

    Mrs. Claus reveals something Jeeves would rather Bertie not have known--he's in love with the young master.  

    Wacky whatsits ensue.

    Updated for 2014.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1059

    18 Jan 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 11

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    Bertie has an admirer of the tall, dark and handsome sort. Everything could be so nice, if it wasn't for Jeeves' uptightness. And then, there is this young couple they have to bring together - amidst a couple of hundred scorpions... There will be fluff, H/C, angst, heartbreak, steamy mansex and really, really bad sexual metaphors. All the stuff you like ;-)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1813

    18 Jan 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    Only the right kind of blackmail would get Jeeves to go along with it. Unfortunately, someone has exactly that kind, threatening Mr. Wooster. How much can a paragon take?

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    Comments:
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    923

    18 Jan 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 84

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    I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

    Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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    84
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    7888

    18 Jan 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 10

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    '“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.'

    For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...

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    4/?
    Comments:
    38
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    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1311

    17 Jan 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bertie loves Jeeves but when Jeeves takes a fall, they both have a hard time. But everything will be alright again, or at least i hope so.

    *Warnings for some blood and memory loss!

    Language:
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    1
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    3
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    1
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    464

    17 Jan 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 32

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    I burst into the flat and, before I could yell out to Jeeves to explain the sitch, was hit whang in the beak with the most scrumptious smell that has ever tickled my nostrils.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1507

    17 Jan 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Filthy porn yet also with the prim and proper Wodehouse style. Remarkable. :)

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