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    Ben Wyatt moves with his mother and sister to Pawnee, Indiana right before his last semester of high school. He thinks baseball will keep him sane, but when he discovers the girl who yelled at him for not loving a pony is the team's star pitcher, baseball might just drive him crazy.

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    These were written for Galentine's Day 2012, so are only canon-compliant up to "Citizen Knope" or thereabouts. A collection of non-related fics, from drabble length up to about 3.5k, mostly from prompts. Thanks to everyone who played along at the time, and most especially the esteemed craponaspatula for her help with Chapter 12.

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    There's a kiss, possible job relocation, processing, miscommunicated party plans into a bachelor party, and a tiger.

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    Danny asks his long distance not-boyfriend to meet him for lunch so they can talk to another pair of not-boyfriends.

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    Tom and Jean-Ralphio go into business as paranormal investigators. It goes about as well as expected.

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    Ben, for instance, had said he was interested in big band era jazz and table-top gaming. Tom listened to the kind of house music that went MMMff-MMMfff-MMMfff and seemed to spend most of his time making up Top Ten lists no one was ever going to use on the Tonight Show.

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    Craig and Jean-Ralphio begin a relationship. This does not bode well for their friends and acquaintances.

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    It's fall 2011 and Ben left Pawnee not long after End of the World, trying to forget all about Leslie Knope and move on. He doesn't really forget or move on...and he's definitely lost his holiday spirit.

    That's when his ex-partner Chris, followed by three Christmas ghosts from Pawnee show up to help.

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    Ben is 28 and has been kicked out of office. Twice. Leslie is 18 and already smarter than he ever was.

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    Donna wakes up after a crazy night out on the town and tries to piece together exactly what happened. Tom may or may not be any help whatsoever.

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    Partridge Central High’s twenty year reunion is around the corner, and Ben Wyatt can’t wait to show everyone that he’s a happy, successful adult. There’s only one problem: he isn’t. With the help of his Pawnee colleagues he spins an elaborate story about his life, but when he falls for the last person he ever expected to, he may discover a real happy ending within his reach. Ben’s pov. Ben/April pairing.

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    An overview of the season of Parks and Recreation where Ben gets possessed by a demon. You remember that season, right?

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    A sick bachelor pad doesn't have to be a one bro show.

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    The Fight AU. Instead of telling her that maybe she's had enough to drink, Ben goes to get Leslie another "snork juice" and then he gets to dance up on her instead of Jean Ralphio. After that, they go back to Leslie's place, or maybe to the Snakehole bathroom, or somewhere else and have awesome drunk sex.

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    "It's for you, Jerry," April says, deadpan, patting him on the arm. "You win. Your sweater was the ugliest of all."

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    "You decided to wear fake blood splattered clothing during the zombie apocalypse," said Ann, slowly, like maybe if she kept her voice completely level, the answer wouldn’t be yes.

    "Zombies are gonna look at me and think swag," Jean-Ralphio trilled the last word in his falsetto. "Bieber baby don't got nothing on my dope."

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    "Dance up on me, Jean-Ralphio!" [advent fic]

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    muirwolf asked for: Donna/Jean-Ralphio - telepathy?

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    Ben is new to Pawnee High School. Leslie’s the president of the dance and event planning committee. It’s definitely not love at first sight, but if anyone can liven up his junior year, it’s a certain blonde overachiever.

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    11
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