20 Works in Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

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    It's fall 2011 and Ben left Pawnee not long after End of the World, trying to forget all about Leslie Knope and move on. He doesn't really forget or move on...and he's definitely lost his holiday spirit.

    That's when his ex-partner Chris, followed by three Christmas ghosts from Pawnee show up to help.

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    5/5
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    Ben is 28 and has been kicked out of office. Twice. Leslie is 18 and already smarter than he ever was.

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    Donna wakes up after a crazy night out on the town and tries to piece together exactly what happened. Tom may or may not be any help whatsoever.

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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    8
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    1
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    83
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    Partridge Central High’s twenty year reunion is around the corner, and Ben Wyatt can’t wait to show everyone that he’s a happy, successful adult. There’s only one problem: he isn’t. With the help of his Pawnee colleagues he spins an elaborate story about his life, but when he falls for the last person he ever expected to, he may discover a real happy ending within his reach. Ben’s pov. Ben/April pairing.

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    2/?
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    4
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    9
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    431
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    Tom and Jean-Ralphio go into business as paranormal investigators. It goes about as well as expected.

    Series
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    606
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    128
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    An overview of the season of Parks and Recreation where Ben gets possessed by a demon. You remember that season, right?

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    A sick bachelor pad doesn't have to be a one bro show.

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    1/1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    397
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    The Fight AU. Instead of telling her that maybe she's had enough to drink, Ben goes to get Leslie another "snork juice" and then he gets to dance up on her instead of Jean Ralphio. After that, they go back to Leslie's place, or maybe to the Snakehole bathroom, or somewhere else and have awesome drunk sex.

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    2/2
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    "It's for you, Jerry," April says, deadpan, patting him on the arm. "You win. Your sweater was the ugliest of all."

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    1/1
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    5
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    30
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    "You decided to wear fake blood splattered clothing during the zombie apocalypse," said Ann, slowly, like maybe if she kept her voice completely level, the answer wouldn’t be yes.

    "Zombies are gonna look at me and think swag," Jean-Ralphio trilled the last word in his falsetto. "Bieber baby don't got nothing on my dope."

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    463
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    "Dance up on me, Jean-Ralphio!" [advent fic]

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    1/1
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    5
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    213
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    muirwolf asked for: Donna/Jean-Ralphio - telepathy?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    14
    Hits:
    235
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    Ben is new to Pawnee High School. Leslie’s the president of the dance and event planning committee. It’s definitely not love at first sight, but if anyone can liven up his junior year, it’s a certain blonde overachiever.

    Language:
    English
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    22,441
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1955
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    Crossover with Parks and Recreation in which Ron Swanson's assistant has a crush on the shoe-shine boy, Mouse Rat plays The Bulge, and there's inappropriate behavior between co-workers.

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    1/1
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    6
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    3
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    308
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    "So we're going to have a kid or whatever," April says, and the entire office comes to a standstill.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    102
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    432
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    The morning after an Entertainment Seven-Twenty in-house blow-out.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    643
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    Five things that Jean-Ralphio did for Tom Haverford's birthday.

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    1
    Comments:
    14
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    997
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    Even though it’s snowing, Jean-Ralphio’s got on a ridiculous v-neck beneath a blazer and as she watches, a flurry of snow lights on a curly q of chest hair, melts and disappears into his skin.

    It takes almost that long for Donna to realize she’s staring.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    So Snake Juice gets recalled a week or so after its big launch. Something about illegal additives and ruptured stomach linings and other big words he doesn't bother remembering because he's too busy sneaking two cases out back into the trunk of his Acura Legend

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    1
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    2
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    For the leslie_ben ficathon. Prompt by stillscape: "During or post 4.02. Pajama party at Entertainment 720. Ben wears his Star Wars pajamas and works on spreadsheets while Tom, Jean-Ralphio, Detlef Schrempf and Roy Hibbert play truth or dare with all those girls who get paid $100k to read iPads. Bonus points for Andy and April coming over at some point (or anyone else, really), the imbibing of Snake Juice, or Leslie bringing waffles first thing in the morning."

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    English
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    992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    686

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