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    Draw thinks he's buying artwork. He really wasn't looking to buy a person.

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    Steve Rogers was one of the first successful supersoldiers to step out of a lab. He was far from the last.

    Dogs don't vote. Dogs don't own property. Dogs are looked after.

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    Coulson goes through his memories, trying to find what he had missed that he couldn't that the man he had loved, the man he had trusted was in truth a Hydra agent. That he had never truly know Jasper at all.

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    a few of my thoughts strung together

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    She remembered the day S.H.I.E.L.D. fell. All had been caused by that witch. Maybe they'd been stupid, thinking they could take her down like that. They'd only ever been humans after all. But now all had been gone for years and it was all behind them. Until maybe, someday, the witch returned. And with her, all the troubles they could ever think of.

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    Phil Coulson's had a lot on his hands since losing his wife two years ago. He's juggling his job as head chef of their restaurant Audrey's with being a single parent to their daughter Skye, and to make matters worse his finances are starting to take a hit when his competition Hydra suddenly begins putting out dishes that look suspiciously familiar. When a televised cooking competition offers him the chance to win enough money to save his business he can't refuse, even though he has some pretty crippling anxiety. How he's going to survive this he has no idea.

    Enter one Clint Barton; a gorgeous former Marine with some issues of his own - the worst of which seems to be a penchant for truly horrible food puns. Phil thinks he's doing him a favor when he hires him on as a busboy, but it soon becomes clear that Phil's the one getting the better end of the deal.

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    Deleted Scenes from "Action Figures Sold Separately."

    Chapter 1: Sitwell's Report
    Chapter 2: Rumlow's Call
    Chapter 3: Urich's Article

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    Phil Coulson is the first person in years to discover Clint's weakness. He's also the first in a hell of a long time to realize his potential.

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    A little over three years ago, Clint Barton had an affair with a woman named Tasha. It ended badly. He’s about to meet her again, as is Phil Coulson, his commanding officer-- and other ex-lover. That’s going end badly, too.

    And then Nick Fury is going to put them on a team together. Just for kicks.

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    It sure looked like Sitwell was thrown into the path of that semi in The Winter Soldier. But what if that was just a really close call? And what if his involvement with HYDRA wasn't entirely voluntary?

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    Two sons are born to two mighty kings of two glorious kingdoms, two brave warriors who have engaged in an eternal battle that can only end with one or both of them dead. Yet when their actions threaten to break the ancient truce between their realms and they are punished with banishment to faraway Midgard they have to find a way to make amends or risk never to return home.

    Or, as Darcy Lewis might put it, Thor and Loki cause trouble one too many times and their fathers decide it is safer to sent them to Earth for a while before they cause an inter-galactic war. In their exile the two aliens have to deal with nosy Shield agents, severe culture shock, clashing believes and old, unresolved issues.

    A re-telling of the first Thor movie showing both sides of the Asgard/Jötunheimr conflict that proves you would need more than three days to redeem yourself to a godly father. Or to turn enemies into friends.

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    Or, five things about werewolves that Phil Coulson did not comment upon, and one time he did.

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    Clint flailed awake, sloshing his now only warm coffee on his arm and down his pants. Pain flared down his neck because Maria’s visitor chairs really weren’t for sleeping in. Cursing under his breath, he glared up at the source of his irritation. Then he blinked. Maria Hill stood in front of him, still dressed in a dusty catsuit, her hair rumpled and a bruise on her cheekbone. She was also holding a small, purple dragon by the scruff of its neck, and as soon as she saw she had Clint’s attention, Maria dropped it straight in his lap. Clint yelped, trying to jerk to his feet, except the little dragon dug its claws into his pants to hold on, and Clint decided he was better off sitting. The dragon was about the size of a cat, with deep purple scales that glittered in the light, leathery wings and sharp, black claws currently latched into Clint’s thigh.

    It was also a very, very familiar dragon.

     

    Sequel to Dragons Don't Drink Coffee

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    The "Young Avengers" have been here the whole time-you haven't seen them because they didn't want you to.
    Also, don't call them the Young Avengers.
    (or, MCU canon reimagined with the Young Avengers)

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    In the world where SHIELD caught up with Steve Rogers in Times Square, there were four years of victories bracketed by Loki and Zemo.

    This is not that world.

    In this world, SHIELD lost Steve Rogers to the streets of New York. Now, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. (Terms are subject to change without notice.)

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    A story for the Bartons and the family they accumulate.

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    When Jasper Sitwell is invited to dinner, the evening does not quite go as planned for Pepper's family.

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    In which Coulson's brain operates like a) a steel trap (sometimes) and b) a Swiss stopwatch (always), Clint is kind of messed up, and learning to get along from Day One is an exercise in cautious affection.

    Origin story. May not be entirely MCU compliant, and definitely takes a running jump away from comicsverse, but hopefully enjoyable nevertheless. Written as a gift.

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    On a drunken night out, Jasper decides that a new puppy is the perfect solution to Phil's lack of love life. A simple miss-click posts the want ad under Personals instead of Pets, which is how he ends up meeting Clint and his puppy persona Lucky.

    Jasper seems to think that this will work just as well.

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    Tales of the Terror Twins, Harrow Boys Shenanigans, and a plethora of Code Chartreuses.

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