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    Teenaged Clint, it turns out, is a little shit.

    Naturally this makes him Tony’s new favourite person.

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    “Let’s get one thing straight,” said Tony. “I don’t care how long you were in that coma, you’re not getting top bunk."

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    Two sons are born to two mighty kings of two glorious kingdoms, two brave warriors who have engaged in an eternal battle that can only end with one or both of them dead. Yet when their actions threaten to break the ancient truce between their realms and they are punished with banishment to faraway Midgard they have to find a way to make amends or risk never to return home.

    Or, as Darcy Lewis might put it, Thor and Loki cause trouble one too many times and their fathers decide it is safer to sent them to Earth for a while before they cause an inter-galactic war. In their exile the two aliens have to deal with nosy Shield agents, severe culture shock, clashing beliefs and old, unresolved issues.

    A re-telling of the first Thor movie showing both sides of the Asgard/Jötunheimr conflict that proves you would need more than three days to redeem yourself to a godly father. Or to turn enemies into friends.

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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    Wherein, Clint adopts an orphan, Tony Stark finds an Infinity Stone (and a few other things), Fury Cares™ and various characters have too many parents.

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    In the megacity of Sternbild, corporate-sponsored superheroes compete on live reality TV show MARVEL LIVE®. By saving civilians, nabbing criminals, and through viewer voting, each Hero™ vies to become the reigning Marvel Champion™.
    Sam Wilson, aka veteran Hero Falcon™, juggles his dangerous job with grief-fueled alcoholism and a fraying relationship with his young daughter. But when the Falcon's IP rights are suddenly picked up by a new sponsor, Wilson is partnered with a rookie Hero: enigmatic hotshot James Buchanan Barnes. The two have nothing in common save for their superpowers, and a rocky relationship ensues.
    As Wilson and Barnes reluctantly learn more about each other, they in turn stumble upon a conspiracy that will rock the entire glimmering world of superheroes—and supervillains—to its core.

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    “A lot of things you don't know about me. I'm sorry to have to do this, but I had no place else to crash.” Fury shows his phone, the light illuminating brightly in the dark. ‘Ears everywhere. SHIELD compromised.’

    Steve feels a lot of things at once. Boiling rage, all-encompassing denial, utter exasperation, sudden realization and paranoia, the itch for his guns and shield and goggles. He puts a gun in each hand and looks outside. He wants to hit his head against the wall. He subtly mouths ‘I’m going to kill you’ at Fury who looks like he understands.

    (All Steve wanted was a nice date to end well for once, dammit.)

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    Tori has always been the black sheep, no matter the setting. From her family, to school, and now as an agent of SHIELD. It's safe to say that she has a real problem with doing anything by the book. While thinking outside the box has made her a successful agent, it has also made her difficult to work with. SHIELD's higher-ups are stuck trying to find a handler/babysitter for Loki when he is sent to Earth to serve out the remainder of his sentence. What's the worst that can happen?

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    Adapt and overcome. Even if it's to new bodily circumstances.

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    Steve Rogers was one of the first successful supersoldiers to step out of a lab. He was far from the last.

    Dogs don't vote. Dogs don't own property. Dogs are looked after.

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    A cold day brings a broken soldier and a homeless artist together. It's the best thing that could possibly happen.

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    Clint Barton is an agent of SHIELD. He does his job, he writes his reports, he crushes on his handler. Then he sees Natalia Romanov on a mission where he is supposed to kill her. He makes a different call.

    This story was written for the Triad Verse Big Bang 2017. It is complete.

    Art by kiyomisa.tumblr.com
    Beta-Read by superultrasuperherofanatic.tumblr.com

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    Lieutenant Steve Rogers has done all the right things. Graduated West Point at the top of his class. Earned a coveted spot as an infantry officer. Found the woman of his dreams. Everything is going exactly as planned. That is, until he accepts a platoon leader position for a unit deploying to Iraq, where he’s reunited with the ex-boyfriend he’d rather forget but never could.

    ———

    Sergeant First Class Barnes thinks he knows war. He lives in a wild cycle of military training, deployments, sex, drinking, and pining for his former best friend and ex-boyfriend, Steve Rogers. But when Lieutenant Rogers is assigned as his platoon leader during Operation Iraqi Freedom, Sergeant Barnes realizes that he doesn't know the first thing about what it means to truly fight for something.

    ———

    "There's not gonna be any weird shit between you and Rogers, is there? I don’t know what happened between you two and don’t really care, but I definitely don't need any weird shit on this deployment," Captain Barton says.

    "No, Sir. No weird shit," Bucky says.

    "Good, 'cause things are gonna get pretty fuckin' real once we get to Baghdad."

    One corner of Bucky’s mouth curves upward. "Don't I know it."

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    "Captain Rogers."

    "Agent. It seems we'll be working together for the foreseeable future."

    "Indeed, it does."

    "Well, if that's the case, I'll need something to call you."

    "Agent 13 works just fine."

    "What? Don't you have a name?"

    "That's on a need to know basis. And you don't need to know."

    Steve just blinks at her perturbed as she bit back a smile and started walking away. Just as she was about to round the corner, she turned her head and called back over her shoulder,

    "Welcome to SHIELD, Captain Rogers."

    The course of true love never did run smooth.

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    The "Young Avengers" have been here the whole time-you haven't seen them because they didn't want you to.
    Also, don't call them the Young Avengers.
    (or, MCU canon reimagined with the Young Avengers)
    *revised through chapter four*

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    В мире, где Наташе Старк все еще снится огонь и кровь, Зимний Солдат просыпается раньше времени и все происходит не так, как было задумано. (У людей нет назначения)

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    3/?
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    All his life, Clint wanted to prove that he wasn't some stereotypical knothead from the slums. A chance occurrence on a flight leaves him struggling to figure out what he really wants in life and torn between new and old bonds.

    Phil has always been about the job: the adventure and intrigue has overshadowed anything else, including relationships. When he meets Clint, he finds himself reevaluating everything he thought he knew about his life.

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    After New York Clint Barton and Natasha Romanov get grounded for a while by SHIELD. Not too long, just enough to heal up, and for Agent Barton to level out (even if that's not listed in his medical hold notice).
    But when the two, when STRIKE team Delta is allowed back out....let's just say that the Avengers thought they were a tough group, they had no clue what the two resident SHIELD agents could do when they work how they work.
    There's a reason they are and aren't known. A reason that STRIKE team Delta is a phrase used to scare warlords and terrorists alike.

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    ...being green.

    Tony and Clint decide to show Bruce that the Hulk isn't all bad, but they soon realise that Hulk needs friends of his own.

    This story is neither action nor romance; it is built up from moments in the life of the Avengers as they become teammates, friends, and family.

    I'm new to writing these characters, so apologies if what I write doesn't match up to how you imagine them. And although I have some idea where I'm going with this, that is subject to change. This story is based on the Marvel Cinematic Universe up to the end of The Avengers, which is the movie I'm most familiar with. I'm probably not going to include anything from Iron Man 3, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, or Agents of Shield, and I'm more or less ignoring the comics.

    Please keep in mind that, while I'm not focusing on mental health problems, Avengers Tower is a hot-bed of PTSD, guilt, isolation, and impulsive behaviours which may or may not count as self-destructive, and Bruce in particular has been suicidally depressed in the past. I'll try to include trigger warnings if anything particularly bad comes up, but be careful with yourselves.

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    When a professor of archaeology at a midwestern university disappears while on a dig, the Director of SHIELD takes an unexpected interest. Now Agents Clint Barton and Phil Coulson are being sent to the city of Driftless to investigate. Undercover. As married students.

    Clint quickly finds himself knee-deep in potsherds and surrounded by suspects-- and possibly even zombies-- while navigating his pseudo-relationship with Phil.

    Phil, meanwhile, is having the time of his life. It's the perfect opportunity for him to finish his PhD dissertation and rid himself of his annoying preoccupation with Clint's ass. Or so he thinks.

    But in Driftless, very little is exactly what it seems.

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