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    He is their King, and they are his people. A king's duty is to his people, and when his people grow frustrated and restless, well...

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    "Are you avoiding the question, friend?"

    Dedan brings the little bird in towards his face, chuffing as Japhet butts the top of his downy head against his chin. "Never," he says. "Like you'd drop it if I tried, you little pest."

    "'Pest', he says!"

    "Yeah, I says. What're you gonna do about it, pipsqueak? Gimme a pinch?" The talon on Dedan's thumb prods Japhet's fragile chest, eliciting a noise.

    "Oh, a pinch I might give you. Invoke my ire and I might stomp on your toes, Tall Mister."

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    "I'm a fool," he chirps.

    "Yes, but so am I. And so is Dedan, it's why we get along so well."

    "Do we, though?"

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    There's something mysterious about your coworker. Despite having shared a cubicle for three years, you still can't quite put your finger on it. Hopefully your investigations will also help confirm whether or not this is the same guy you had a one night stand with two weeks ago.

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    could be considered a parody of those player-insert fics
    also office au bc i've noticed the distinct lack of such fics in the off archive haha

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    Ah, so you've finally arrived? I must say, that other world of yours is terribly strange, but you might think the same of the one you're about to enter in a moment. You asked for this, right? Of course you did. Now, on to the point. You have been assigned to a man simply called The Batter. He is on a sacred mission, and your job is to make sure it's completed. Got all of that? Good. Then it's time for you to begin. Remember, you may not return home until your own mission reaches a conclusion. Farewell, dear Puppeteer.

    And good luck.

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    Zacharie is a new student at Olivie Fabrienne Forestier High, at first appearing as a small, shy boy in a strange cat mask, barely knowing enough English to get by. But within three days he had become a thorn in everyone's side, making them pay for a simple drink of water when he didn't have classes.
    Micheal Batler, nicknamed Batter for his skill in baseball, along with some peers of his, decide to teach him a lesson in the form of a wet swirly. While this happens, however, Batter takes a change of heart, and soon they become great friends. But is there a deeper reason for the masked boy's leeching of money?

    Will change tags and rating as needed.

    Also, if you have any question about the fic, please visit http://purrfect-insanity.tumblr.com/ and I will answer any questions you have!

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    "Dios mio."

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    "Are ya sure, boss?" A voice rang out. It was oddly high pitched for what you assumed was a teenage boy. It sounded almost afraid and worried. Maybe even nervous.

    "Of course I'm sure. Who do I look like, Alpha?" A deeper, muscular voice rang out. You worried what exactly they were talking about. It sparked a curiosity in you that you've never had before. "I'm always sure about the shit I do."

    Maybe they were criminals. Getting ready for a crime they planned on commiting. Or worse. But what could possibly be worse?

    The man, who you assumed was this Alpha kid, spoke up again. "But boss! I thought you were done with this fighting shit. Is it really worth bullying this guy?" Oh. Bullying was it? Fighting? You couldn't really piece together what was going on but you hoped it wasn't anything bad. "Omega. Get your brother." The deep voice said and you could hear shuffling. "Roger, boss!" Another voice rang out and you could hear a door open up.
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    A story based off my au for OFF where Zacharie is a flower boy merchant and Batter is the leader of a motorcycle gang.

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    Ah, the adventures of living in a small neighborhood in a small town. What with PTA rage, fake episodes of jackass, mass amounts of homosexuality, a tuna cat loving man living down the street, the two vore loving guys next door, and adorable little brothers, this neighborhood couldn't be more interesting. So, naturally, it's all going to end up on the internet one way or another.

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    The end is near. Awaiting your reply.

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    • Part 1 of
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    In an Alternate Universe where the Batter had soared Hugo's life. Hugo grows up to the age of 13, he soon learns of his parents' past. But he sees how they were and learned quite a bit more 'bout his father as well.

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    [ OFF x reader ]

    "...their tears become the stars up in the sky. My mommy used to tell me many stories about the angels she saw when she was young-" The sick boy stopped abruptly, coughing droplets of blood. "She had three angels. They saved her and took her to many places. But I only have you and I'll never leave this hospital."

     

    [ A/N: The story follows that theory 'bout Hugo being a really sick and hospitalized child whose only entertainment is to imagine a better world for himself , using the people around him. So like yeah the whole OFF world it's sorta an imaginary world and the Reader is just a cutiepie doctor wanting to help him
    zacharie x reader if you squint really hard, but sorta one sided too

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    2/?
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    Firebird pressed against the headboard. “Who are you?” it asked. “What are you doing here?” A handful of red feathers fell out of its wings.

    “I must purify the world,” the stranger said, stepping out of the shadows. She revealed a red body with black spots. Every spot was an ordinary circle, except one. It was made up of many smaller spots that created a circle. Something in the stranger’s hand glowed. A yo-yo? The intruder twirled the yo-yo by her side, creating a circle of white light. The light coalesced and solidified into a hoop. The stranger made two other hoops the same way on her right and left. The third hoop hovered over her head like a halo.

    “Alpha, Omega, Epsilon,” she crooned. “Purify the Firebird.”

    The hoops descended upon Firebird, pinning its arms and wings to its sides. The attacker raised her yo-yo into the air and cracked it over Firebird’s head. The yoyo drained substance out of Firebird so that nothing but a white ghost remained. Firebird’s essence turned black and flowed onto the small spots, turning them into one.

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    That’s when he got an idea. Why hadn’t he thought of this before? Why had an idea so brilliant, and well-thought-out, have gone straight over the scarred, mangled face of his?

    He decided to give it a shot. And see how badly he could fuck things up.

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    The Batter, our protagonist, has found himself within the Medium alongside unwitting AU (human) versions of the three zone guardians, as well as our friends Zacharie and Sugar. Assigned the title of Prince of Hope, he will - with the guiding hand of Judgesprite - purify the Land of Smoke and Corruption, a once peaceful land of metal and plastic which has fallen prey to the whisperings of the Furthest Ring. Nothing will stand in the way of his quest for purification. SBURB means nothing to him. All that matters is that his sacred mission is completed, at the behest of the author pulling the strings behind the scenes. Will the Judge and Zacharie finally convince the Batter to break free of the Creator's controls and assume the free will and self awareness itching below the surface, perhaps even aiding their session in the hope of creating a new universe?

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    This story pretty much follows the Batter's journey in OFF. It is pretty much the whole game, except in a story-like format. Some things are probably going to be a little bit different from the game, like the Batter talking occasionally where as, in the game he doesn't. Or there may be some parts that are a bit different based on the way I personally interpreted the games events.

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    Zacharie had always known The Batter was something else. Something different than what his world had previously known. He had once recalled seeing The Batter's eyes, dark, red pupils, more than what should be necessary for a 'human'. He still remembered the day he appeared out of nowhere, almost as if he was a glitch in the programming, though it was all part of the script. Pablo had warned him to stick only to business, that he had a strange feeling from the man.

    Of course, Zacharie never listened to what he was told.

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    The Batter is almost done with his mission, save for a mysteriously unfinished Zone 1. There he learns that his sole guide, the Puppeteer, has disappeared.

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    In a world that desires them but doesn't want them, they will always find a way.

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