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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    2210
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his methods are a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    70,768
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    Jane bakes a little interesting day

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    15,467
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    607
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    At a gruesome crime scene, a little girl is found traumatized and refusing to talk. It becomes Jane's job to try help her.

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    25,313
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    158
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    23,023
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2455
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    I hope that I am doing the right thing here. I hope that we get out of this alive. . .

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    3,513
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    79
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    Patrick Jane, professional gambler and personal adviser to Tommy Volker, flees with Teresa Lisbon after an incident that forces them to reconsider their standing in the underworld of Volker's crime syndicate.

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    1,573
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    7
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    "...nothing symbolizes how slow this relationship's been building better than a tortoise." Follow-up to "A Fine Proposal".

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    2,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    187
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    Multi-chapter AU that starts right before Jane and Maura start working together. Maura has just moved to Boston to take the Chief Medical Examiner job with her ten year old son. With some help from Maura's son, Jane and Maura meet and start to get to know each other.

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    49,308
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2511
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    It was in that moment that Kanaya Maryam realized how easy it was to put a dent in her world, to crack it so deeply that she couldn’t glue it back together again.

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    9,204
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    534
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    AU, Post Black Helicopter. “He’s trying to find his place here, and in doing so, he’s attempting to make you all happy. However, his idea of happiness doesn’t always bring happiness at first.”

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    1,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    19
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    Dirk made a promise. Let's just say, it got broken.

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    5,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    202
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    Jane is receiving an award and invites Maura to attend. Maura wants to use this chance to seduce Jane in a very interesting way. Maura arrives on Jane's doorstep in a suit and 'packing' a surprise. Rizzles.

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    15,056
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2446
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    Dirk Strider is a prostitute. Jake English is in mourning of his mother. Some things that should never be used to bond bring two men closer than they'd ever expected.

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    56,518
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4319
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    A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

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    6,462
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Words:
    687,701
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    291
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    17370
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

    Words:
    134,824
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1747
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    Daria and Jane fall out over Jane's participation in the track team at Lawndale High. One night, Trent persuades Daria to go to The Zon to see Mystik Spiral perform. While there, she meets an interesting boy.

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    1,013
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    2
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    After accepting a job offer in Boston, Maura chooses to leave Jane behind, but promises to keep in touch. After two years of separation, a strong-willed Jane graduates and goes after her love. But what will she find when she gets to Boston? **Definitely Rizzles-Bound.**

    Words:
    30,568
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    1233

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