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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

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    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    Jane's recipe for disaster is simple: 1. Get dragged to a party that she never wanted to go to in the first place. 2. Hide out in the wrong bedroom. Throw in a dash of rumors and voila! The relationship with the school's new resident bad boy that she never wanted.

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    Thor TDW AU, in which Loki really did die at the end of the movie. In this story Queen Hel is not Loki's daughter (otherwise it would just be icky). Loki manages to fanagle a way back into the world of the living. However once there Loki must completely reverse roles and do something extreme to save the human race and all life on Midgard.

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    Nova Corp was naive to think that Thanos would actually allow them to possess an Infinity Stone. The warlord has his plans for the stones, yes, but he has other plans for the Guardians as well.

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    A series of drabbles exploring Loki's definitive moments in Thor, The Avengers, and Thor: The Dark World. Just an experiment to see how well I capture his character before I decide whether or not I'd like to write something longer.

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    Upon Darcy's return to the U.S. after encountering evil space-elves in London, and after her recent break-up with Ian, she receives her first mission as an official S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ... teaching a god how to blend in better (absolutely no horns), or he might find himself in very big trouble.

    Basically, if Darcy got her own movie, and I got to write it ... this is what it would be.

    Events set post-Thor: TDW and during CA: TWS. #tasertricks

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    Zombies, vigilante violence and the realisation that you can't save everyone.

    When you're far from home, on a quarantined world, can you have hope?

    Or do you just have to stay alive as best you can?

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    A Collection of Steve/Natasha one-shots. Either AU or movie-verse.

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    College AU: Darcy and Steve are the only ones who didn't leave campus for the winter holidays, whatever will they do? No, seriously, what should they do, I'm totally taking suggestions.

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    *Probably won't understand what's going on unless you read Part 1*

    Tony Stark had a crazy year. He was now 16, living with superheroes, dealing with his issues as best as he can, and enjoying his new family. The team had moved to DC and settled in. But everyone is getting a weird feeling from SHIELD and Tony's not sure if he can handle more stress.

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    There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity?

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    In which Darcy has a secret despite living and working with spies and superheroes.
    In which the Hulk responds to Darcy's reasoning quite nicely but Bruce is awkward and standoff-ish.
    In which Steve is a protector when he doesn't need to be and Tony likes to stand at the back of the room and laugh.
    In which the Spy Twins (aka Clint and Natasha) don't know everything.
    In which Thor convinces Jane that animals are allowed in the lab.
    In which Darcy wishes the iPod Nazi was still alive so he could contain the crazy people she's surrounded by.

     

    [Author's Note: This is my first time writing in this fandom, but I knew immediately than when I started, it would have to be Darcy/Bruce all the way. I hope the personalities I've given them are acceptable to the general masses. I'm not a genius or scientist and I will admit that some of my research comes from Wikipedia (the rest comes from a deep relationship with all things sugar-ful), but I hope you will think kindly on me and enjoy the journey of these two mismatched lovers regardless. Cheers.]

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    When you ask Tony Stark to be your best man, pretty soon your wedding is out of your hands.

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    I don't want to give anything away! Eek but I want you to read it!! Ok fine you've made a good argument. So Clint and Natasha are very skilled teenagers shield thinks they're a threat but everyone is in for..... stuff! Muuuaaaahahahahahah

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    Sequel to "The Price" - Skye and Grant embark on married life. Can they deal with Skye's particularly difficult father?

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    Darcy's been shunted from home to home to home to home to (what is she saying? None of them are home) from house to house to house for years now. She keeps smiling, because it keeps people from prying. And then she's drop kicked into living with Phil, and now she has four brothers and a sister, and dear god, how does Phil stay sane?

    This is my first fic, so forgive me for doing something that's been done a thousand times. I felt like trying it. I am always open to constructive criticism (actually, I would love some, I really need to improve), and any helpful advice would be appreciated! (Sorry for the crap summary, by the way)

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    University! and No Superpower! AU - Steve is the king of campus. He's everything every guy in this university wanted to be but a new girl by the name of Natasha Romanoff suddenly came into his life and changed him forever.

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    This started from a promp by: jessiec987

    While Earth and the Avenger's were slowly moving on, Loki goes missing from his punishment in Asgard. About two years later the Avengers find him, beaten and almost dead in the tower. How he got there, and where he's been is a mystery only the god can explain. The question is, can he when he can barely hold back the memories of endless torture?

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    Drabbles inspired by amusewithaview's Soulmate AU and whatever songs are popping up on my playlist.

    (Tags will be updated per chapter as we are kind of flying by the seat of our pants, here.)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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