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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    13/?
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his methods are a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    19/?
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    “There is only one rule in this house, Egbert, and you’re already having trouble with it. No fucking Ghostbuster jokes. No puns. No witticisms. Don’t even say the word ‘Ghostbuster’, got it?”

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    4/?
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    After the game, the humans were given the prize, becoming deities over a new, almost medieval Alternia. The trolls were sent down to this new Alternia with no recollection of the game or the old Alternia.

    Although when tension brews in Alternia when worship of The Knight is forbidden due to finding out he was a mutant, Karkat becomes a fugitive, and he embarks on a mission to find the gods, to find his destiny.

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    2/?
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    2
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    The worlds ended and it seemed like Dave and company might be able to restart theres.
    But nothing ever works out the way you want when there are flesh-hungry assholes roaming the streets for a bite.
    And some people snap under pressure and death.

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    1/1
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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    4/?
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    6
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    41
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    3
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    613
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    1/?
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    Jane never predicted this. After receiving the letters, she planned to have a safe and productive time studying at the academy with John; to graduate and get a stable job, and maybe even have a family.

    She didn't plan to get involved with a dangerous rebel army. She didn't plan to fall in love with their rebel prince. And she definitely did not plan to lead an army to war against the most powerful force ruling the city.

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    4/?
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    5
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    In the void between sessions, where the dead wander and the living dream in memories, two alternate iterations of the same family make contact with disastrous consequences, and Dave finds out the hard way that some memories are meant to stay private. Who knew switching roles could lead to such different relationships.

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    9/?
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1/?
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    3
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    4
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    3/?
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    This is based on a roleplay me and my pal did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    4/?
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    A far off kingdom has just gotten the idea to attack Derse and Prospit. These kingdoms havent gotten a long ever since the death of a certain someone. But Derse is too small to take them on by themselves so a marriage merger is in order. Prince Dave steps up to the plate and says he will in fact marry a princess of Prospit for Derse's safety. But, while an accident happens on the way to Propsit he sees a hella cute boy working at a potions shop and is completely just awed by his attractiveness. Dave wants to get to know this guy more but Daves marriage... oh no...

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    2/?
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    Life after the game is an exercise in grammar: Grow into, grow apart, grow up.

    Dave watches months go by in slips of paper and tries to find definition on his own. John is patient enough to wait, but not enough to stay rooted at his side.

    John/Dave || Post-SBURB

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    The first odd thing to happen was the weird green lights, and the girl they nearly ran over looking at them.
    Now Sam and Dean got a bigger mess, as these kids keep coming, and the odd things that happen around them, and it just keeps happening.

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    At first, Jade thought it was to good to be true, but the next thing she's thinking is, maybe they did get a stroke of luck, maybe they're out of the game.
    But, it seems they're never this lucky. Now she has to track down her friends, all while putting her trust in two men she just met, and avoiding these...demons?

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    4/?
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    33
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    33
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    7
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    625
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    A group of 16 friends had a hell of a time when they where in HighSchool. Many memorable moments happened. I made a collection of them all for you. I hope it brings them back together.

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    1/?
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    Dave loses it and tries to get people out of the game. But things don't go as planned when his best friend is thrown into the mix.

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    No plot really, just Roxy and Jane having a "fun night" ;)
    It'll get kinkier in the next chapter, promise!

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    1/?
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    9
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