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    Just a few simple song parodies that I've done.

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    The year is 2426, or 415 P.C. (Post Condescension). Earth is ruled by a corrupt alien queen called the Condesce, (or Her Imperious Condescension) and has been for the past four centuries. Her totalitarian rule has changed Earth completely, as she tried to mold humanity to be like her own nearly extinct species. She’s destroyed all record of life before her rule, and no one questions her authority for fear of death.

    Roxy Lalonde is a hacker trying to find answers about humanity's past and how to take down the Condesce once and for all.

    Dirk Strider is infatuated with his best friend and ends up losing himself in their relationship.

    Together with their friends Jake English and Jane Crocker, as well as some outside help, they’ll try to end the Condesce's rule. Along the way, they'll end up finding out more than they were looking for—about Earth’s history, their own pasts, and themselves. Theirs is a story about love and loss, and love after loss.

    Will they save humanity from being enslaved by an evil alien queen? Or will they fail, dooming themselves and the rest of the world to a horrible fate?

    (I changed this but it's still cheesy--forgive me, I'm tired.)

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    8/?
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    Dirk goes through a tough time after having a very bad run in with his lover and is drained completely.

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    Dave, John, Rose, and Jade are four friends on the cusp of adulthood, enjoying their last summer before going off to college, when Rose decides to invite everyone to her place for a month. There's just one catch... her friends have to help her put on a ceremony from one of her books of dark magic.

    But hey, what could possibly go wrong when a few kids perform a ritual in a friends basement? There's no way anything will actually happen...

    ...Right?

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    5/?
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    14/40
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    Another year, another class of freshmen starting at Genesis University. The bright and ambitious Jane Crocker is excited to be among them. Though when she meets and befriends a girl who can't speak, she may get more than she bargained for.

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    You laid on the bed and looked around. Blood. Blood everywhere. Splattered on the wall and floor and bed. If only this one had listened. Jake had told this stupid slave one thing. Of coarse it was a stubborn little shit which meant torture it. Well even after torture it still was a stubborn little shit which made Jake mad which meant you got to kill him. Since he was your pick. You, John Egbert, and Jake English were slave trainers. Well you guys got the slave to behave before selling it. Unless your selling to someone who wants a reason to abuse there slaves.

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    4/?
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    The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring.

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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

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    To believe that all is peaceful when beasts of legend have been felled is the presumption of fools. Threat does not cease. There are the usual things to be wary of, the radical changes that come with new orders and the passage of years, but sometimes there are other things – terrible things that fill in the dark spaces where the beasts once stood. And though Life may weigh you down, still you stand to challenge them and beat them back into oblivion. It is what the Queen does.

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    13/?
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    Born of royal blood, Jade Harley is destined to take the Skaian throne. When she is gifted a new brother and sister, she is sent to the kingdom of Prospit to become the new heir, leaving her home behind. A young knight by the name of Karkat Vantas is to be raised as her trusted protector, and more importantly, as one of her most trusted companions. As she gets older, Jade begins to learn that good intentions will not always bring good repercussions and that even a light as bright as hers cant keep the night away forever.

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    5/?
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    When a glitch opens up a portal between worlds, and releases unimaginable horrors into their world, twelve friends must band together to embark on an epic and whimsical journey through a book they all love; Homestuck.

    My name is Vantera Karson, and I am a Seer of Words.
    Vantera is cursed with the gift of foresight. She sees everything, expecially words. If she touches someone, their whole life is laid out in front of her like a book. She can't forget the words either. They torment her, telling her things she never wanted to know.

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    17/?
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    are you afraid of me?

    …no…

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    1/?
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    One night stands suck. It doesn't matter who they're with. They suck. And so do ex-boyfriends who sleep with you.

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    It's Sophmore year at Maple Valley High. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. In his film making class he finds out theres an amateur film festival at the end of the year that all the students will be participating in. Karkat gets paired up with none other than John Egbert.

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    8/?
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    A few years later and a much more developed writing style...
    The great story returns new and improved!

    All things start out clean, new and fresh. The snow was always the whitest when it was first falling. The new couple was always the happiest. But like all things, nothing stayed pure forever.

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    8/?
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    This is based on a roleplay me and my pals did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    2/?
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    1
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    The Condesce has taken over Earth and succeeded in repopulating her species there, however, there was a long and bloody battle that left both races weak. Now, the Condesce has set up Thirteen Districts surrounding the Capital. Only Highblooded trolls are allowed to live in the Capital, and the Lowbloods and humans are forced to live in the other districts, in poverty. Every year, the Hunger Games are held as a source of entertainment for the Capital.

    However, this year will be different. The Condesce has learned of a rebellion being organized by the descendants of some of her old friends, who were killed in the 209th Hunger Games. There has not been a rebellion since the Dark Days, almost 225 years ago, and the Condesce will not stand to have another one happen under her reign. So she decided to rigg the games, to ensure that the leaders of the rebellion will be chosen and will all die in the Hunger Games.

    She may have another reason as well, but no one knows what it is yet. Will they find out what the Condesce's plot is? When pitted against their friends, who will have the strength to survive? Read and Find out!

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    English
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    3/?
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    2
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you have an abundance of problems and a lack of people to help you deal with them. You have systematically destroyed each of your most important relationships, though you had quite a bit of help from the people you knew and you'd like to think if you went to talk to a therapist about it they would say you were just responding the only way you knew how. You are an artist and an alcoholic, though the second title belongs more to your former flatmate than to anyone else. You don't talk about your Bro. You broke your own heart and Jane's heart, but never Jake's. Currently, the closest thing you have to a friend is your reflection, who you have taken to calling Hal. Most of your time is spent either reminiscing or being angry. This is an account of both what you have done, and what you will do.

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    2/?
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    10
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    6
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    21
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    2
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