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You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.
Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.
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Your name is Dirk Strider. You have been called many things in your life, but you never expected that "Father" would be one of them.
Yet here you are with two adorable brats, an almost-estranged ex, and a lot of regrets. You're a pretty pathetic parent and have a history as the most hella bad boyfriend of all time, but you try to take it day by day.
Then someone comes along who's frighteningly similar to the hero from your favorite childhood movie, and it turns your whole world on its head.
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There's something about the way that Janey swishes her hips whenever she's in the kitchen. Baking up a storm you call it, she calls it baking therapy especially after the way that the boys have closed themselves off for 'adventuring'.
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Jake had always been warned not to disturb the Fair folk, to keep to the path and walk true. To not heed their callings or disappear into the mist after a voice or look too closely at them. For death would follow him if he dared. They would charm him into a spell that would garner his emotions toward only them. Instead he was told to focus on taking over the farm once Grandma had exhausted her strength, especially with famine sweeping through the country as he grew older. Jade's innovation could only last so long.
"Beware the kelpie, the water horse who walks upon the land..."
He should have listened.
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Puella MagiStuck by forkdave
Homestuck, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
26 Apr 2013
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Dave Strider has dealt with having to see things happen over and over again. He's done playing the lead hero that he was never meant to be and closes the stage curtain deciding that the next time reset will be his last. That was his plan, until something in the timeline changes.
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"We all live in the peaceful land of Skaia, a bountiful place of prosperity. The Queen, or Condesce as she prefers to be called has ruled for decades with no worry. But, as we all know, peace is a temporary state. A war is coming my friends. I don't know how, or why, but it's coming. And you better be prepared when it does."
A medieval Homestuck AU, I'm sorry for adding to the pile. This is what happens when I read too much Game of Thrones.
First story I've ever uploaded so be warned.Series
- Part 1 of Songs of Failure and Hope
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Bro, sometimes known as Dirk, Strider is the leader of a highly intelligent thievery operation. Well, maybe highly intelligent is pushing the bar a little too high. When the biggest heist they've ever pulled goes wrong, because some fuckwits weren't taking their jobs seriously, they'll have to put all of their skills to the test to pull it off. But, will they succeed?
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- Part 1 of When Good Heists Go Bad Universe
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Caliborn English and his sister Calliope English have recently become the new Lord and Lady of their kingdom because of their parent's unexpected Murder. It all starts out with the twins servants sending for suitors to come from all over the country to try and win Lord Caliborn's or Lady Calliope's hand.
Dirk Strider is a young prince who is brought to the castle as a suitor for Calliope, however he soon finds that a page that is working in the castle catches his eye.
Roxy Lalonde has friends in the castle, and after being caught sneaking in one two many times has been given the title of a thief and is wanted for stealing from the castle (though the only thing she ever stole was someones heart)
Jane Crocker is Calliope and Caliborn's most trusted maid, though Caliborn often abuses his power over her. He outright calls her "his personal bitch."
Jake English is a page who Caliborn picks on regularly. Calliope constantly tries to remind her brother "don't shoot the messenger." but it is advice he rarely takes.Caliborn believes his world to be quite peaceful. He gets whatever he wants.
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Your mother used to stand in front of mirrors and pull.
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Fishpuns and dutiful boys in aprons.
Ok, one boy in an apron.
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From a prompt I received on tumblr:
Dirk has a crush on Jane and constructs an elaborate plan to get Jane to help him find something he lost (detectives!!) but in reality he hasn't lost anything he just wants to spend time with her.
That's what I'm shooting for.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde and all you've ever wanted was your friends to be happy.
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Calliope is a werewolf, but that's not really that strange--I mean your adopted brother is a fae who glows orange.
She is also your girlfriend. Your girlfriend who has attacked your best friend and nearly killed her.
Everything kind of goes to shit after that.
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The Homestuck Games by treacheroustorment
Homestuck, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
22 Apr 2013
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The Game's over. Everyone survived. But it wasn't a clear victory. When you glitch the game in order to win, bad things can happen. Very, very bad things.
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John lost his ability to speak after his vocal chords were damaged due to a childhood illness. He's been picked on and bullied in school, but he has a lot of good friends who protect him.
Dave is the new kid, an ironic jock, and a cool mystery. He's intrigued by the quiet kid and it isn't long before he develops a crush. Even though John's friends make it difficult for Dave to get close to him, but the cool kid is determined.
This is the story of two boys who stumble through the awkwardness of young love and a communication barrier. Meanwhile a rejected friend and a stubborn brother meet and struggle to understand their own feelings.
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Jane Crocker is a heiress to a famous bakery with her future mapped and planned to the minutest detail. Then, Dirk Strider had to come out of nowhere and sweep her off her feet with a rocket board and enough mysteries and adventure to make her have second thoughts. This is a story in which Jane and Dirk take on the roles of Sophie and Howl.
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Set in a medieval/fantasy au where aspects are the equivalent of magic. All eight kids end up going on different journeys and meet up with various trolls. Shenanigans ensue. ...I'm awful at writing summaries
Transferred from my account on ff.net
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Your name is Jane Crocker and you have the biggest hangover ever. You also just remembered how much you messed up with your friends.
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JaneRoxy drabble. Its time to cheer Jane up after a shitty birthday but things don't go exactly as hoped. AU with no Sburb, One Shot
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For a super computer, you don’t know much about being human.
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A series of short drabbles varying in length about Hal getting a body and slowly (very slowly) falling in love with his creator.