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    Jane always requests Roxy for delivery because she's the fastest Strilonde Pizzeria has to offer, not because she's the cutest sibling on staff, which isn't to say that she isn't the cutest, though it's not like Jane thinks of her that way and now you can see where this story is going.

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    5/5
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    50
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    5
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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    5
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    26
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    2
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    12/?
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    180
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    25
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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    5/?
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    9
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    32
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    2
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    La princesa de Prospit, Jade, ha aceptado la propuesta de matrimonio del reino enemigo, Derse. Prospit está cansado y casi llegando a su fin, y aunque a ella no le gusta la idea, lo hará por su reino.
    El príncipe de Derse, Dave, ha sido obligado a casarse con la princesa del reino enemigo Prospit. Y a pesar de que no le gusta la idea lo hará para dar a su reino nuevas tierras.
    Y ellos no son los únicos a los que no les gusta la idea de un matrimonio unificador…

    Más allá de eso, existe una vieja leyenda: ~El Sol y la Luna, dos amantes desventurados están destinado a encontrarse de nuevo y juntos traerán equilibrio a toda Skaia~

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    Español
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    9/?
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    4
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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    4/?
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    12
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    40
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    8
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    "I'm going to need adorable kittens, big, adorable kittens."
    The night of the makeshift-prom changes everything for Kurloz Makara, a 20 year old student from Beforus College.
    One moment, he is discussing faygo with his cute boyfriend, Mituna Captor; the next, watching with horror as evil humans make drama with each other.
    He knows these humans came from The Church but he can't prove it - at least not without some adorable kittens.
    The smart, slightly evil man knows that his hard life is nowhere near over. He acquires some adorable kittens and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from evil humans.
    However, when Mituna calls, begging him to come home, fate is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the evil humans that make drama each other, or preserving his relationship with his boyfriend?

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    "I'm going to need adorable kittens, big, adorable kittens."
    The night of the makeshift-prom changes everything for Kurloz Makara, a 20 year old student from Beforus College.
    One moment, he is discussing faygo with his cute boyfriend, Mituna Captor; the next, watching with horror as evil humans make drama with each other.
    He knows these humans came from The Church but he can't prove it - at least not without some adorable kittens.
    The smart, slightly evil man knows that his hard life is nowhere near over. He acquires some adorable kittens and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from evil humans.
    However, when Mituna calls, begging him to come home, fate is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the evil humans that make drama each other, or preserving his relationship with his boyfriend?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
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    42
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    8
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    Based on the tumblr prompt by acekankrivantas;

    "Jane takes Gamzee to a human carnival."

    Which is exactly what happens, but with a bit more fluff and unnecessary angst added to the mix. Also Calliope is the best daughter a teenage alien clown juggalo could ask for.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    Jane is awake, early in the morning - it's too hot to sleep. She goes to get some water, and Mom Lalonde turns out to be something of a prowling Cougar. Jane confides in an issue of hers, and lactation kink vaginal fingering ensues.
    I am a beacon of sin.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Rahksy's been the Condesce's moirail since sweeps before the position of the Condesce was created. She was there through the rise and she'll be there through the fall. War once tore apart a planet, but now it is at a boiling peace under her rule. Events are coming together, trolls are pupating that will change their world, and in the middle Rahksy pretends her biggest wishes are more complicated and selfless than filling the void in her chest.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    4
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    in the valley of the dolls, we sleep.
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    "My life is so fucked up, Dave," You cry sharply, tugging roughly at your hair. "My wife cheated on me for a year, my dad died, and you just fucking kissed me like we've known each other forever and I am so fucking confused, Dave, don't you get that?"

    He raises a willowy eyebrow. "Yeah, I do get that. But you're so damn sad, John, and I don't know what the fuck to do about it 'cause no, we ain't known each other our whole lives, but I really fuckin' like you!"

    You rub your eyes and blink your tears away. "I'm so fucking lost, okay? I am literally lost, cannot be found, will never come back. And I don't know what to do anymore."

    His arms are around you in a millisecond, lips pressed firmly to your temple. "I'll help you figure it out, John," he murmurs quietly against your skin.

    You nod numbly.

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    Ever since Jake had killed for the first time, he'd become an insane and blood thirsty convict. He had even killed his last cellmate in prison. And that's when he met his new cellmate a boy named Dirk Strider. But things didn't turn out the way he expected.

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    1/?
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    7
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    2
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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based upon "Battlestuck" written by blinkocracy.

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    12,757
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    775
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    The characters are all going to the venue, The Fun House, for a punk show. Most of them are in it or helping, but that doesn't stop them from having fun. Now, if only Dirk could figure out how to talk to a certain dorky band member. (hint: John)

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    5,065
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    English
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    1,257
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    99
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    English
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    17,670
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    48
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    80
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    7
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    1049
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    English
    Words:
    34,757
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    842

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