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    There's an old mansion miles away from civilisation where, they say, the strangest things happen. Four eccentric aristocrats summon ghosts and monsters, warping time and space. Their children haunt the local woods with sugar and smiles. Some say the staff aren't even human.

    They're nigh-constantly hiring cleaners, but most won't touch the dilapidated old place with a ten-foot broom. No cleaner brave enough to try has ever lasted more than a month.

    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you have just been accepted as the latest cleaner of Farfelu House.

    (Essentially a mix of The Addams Family and Downton Abbey with a gallon of Homestuck poured in for good measure. Enjoy!)

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    John Egbert has a secret he's been hiding for a while. And so does his Best Friend Dave Strider. They fall in love, deal with bullies, attackers, maybe even a rave or two. Extreme blog Fan girls. And a little orphan girl. All in all. It's a great senior year!

    Lame HIghschool AU. There might be some triggering stuff, but I'll do ****** so you can pass over it no problem. I want this to be enjoyable. Not painful. If you have any questions, my Tumblr is the-adorkable-egbert.tumblr.com my ask box is always open.

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    4
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    Jade notices that everyone's drifted apart too much since the game's ended and everyone's been dumped in this new world where trolls and humans coexist in relative harmony. She decides that the best way to solve that is to go on a massive camping trip! Of course, Karkat ends up being the sucker to organize it all, but finally everything is ready.
    A thirty-two person camping trip featuring every troll and human player from Homestuck.
    This can only end well.

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    2/?
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    6
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    23
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    6
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    4/?
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    18
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    40
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    10
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    A boy is created with half human and half troll DNA. He has incredible power and his goal is to unite the two worlds and keep the peace.

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    27/?
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    21
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    1
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    375
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    So Eridan and Sollux are in highschool. They are partnered for a project and have to deal with it. Homestuck, humanstuck, high school AU. Sollux have a "one sided" crush on Eridan. Little does he know Eridan totally has the hots for him. Roxy is a total relationship guru and jane is a great friend. (erisol, Jane/roxy, other implied ships) I suck at summaries, just try it out?

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    10/?
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    56
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    4
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    She’d woken up and found that it had gone from five years, twenty-five days, and some odd hours and minutes, all the way down to ten hours. She’d nearly burst into tears in her bed at only six in the morning. Far too early for waterworks.

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    1/1
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    21
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    2
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    John is a high priest who was trained in a polytheistic

    society. As a child, he looked up to many gods and goddesses,

    but one in particular had always caught his eyes. The God of

    Death and Adventure. And even though John liked this god the

    most, he tried his best to worship all of them evenly. But

    John's personal deities he kept close, there were some gods and goddesses

    deemed evil and banished to the world of the mortals. Such as

    Death and Creation's twin, God of Death and Destruction and the

    previous Queen of the pantheon, Goddess of Birth and Riches.

    While the higher powers were freaking out about the idea that

    the banished Queen and Death God were teaming together to take

    revenge, John has a near death experience where he meets his

    favorite of the deities. The God of Death and Adventure who

    brings him along to show John not all is right with the world

    and that, as high priest, it is HIS duty to bring the world to

    order.

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    1/10
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    6
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    1
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    You’ve seen countless movies on zombies, played several games on the subject, but even with that under your belt, nothing compares to the horrors of facing the walking dead in real life. All you want to do is find your dad, no matter what it takes.

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    1/?
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    Dirk Strider - New in town.
    Roxy Lalonde - Perfect girl-next-door type.
    { Originally posted on ff.net }

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    2/?
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    A virus is going around which seems to CONSUME everything in its path.

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    This round's theme was quotes.

    CHAPTER 1 PROMPT:
    Latula♥Mituna and Latula♥Kankri

    "I could never divorce you
    Without a good reason
    And though I may never have to
    It's good to have options"

    But for now, I need you" - Pedro the Lion, "Options"

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    129
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    Where a Lonely John Egbert is bullied two years straight and continuing onward to a third year. He thinks it won't stop until a certain human with odd red eyes stops the physical hurt. When Karkat gets to know John better he starts to feel something towards him.

    Language:
    English
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    5,208
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
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    2
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    801
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    You think it would be nice to live in a fairytale, sometimes. One where there's no drinking, and no guilt. Maybe, in this fairytale, you even have a job - or, better yet, a fucking reason to stop doing what you're doing to your life.

    Course, in a fairytale, there would be a convenient exit from this cycle of shit you call a life that you've got going, and you'd have a reason to live. Then you'd ride off into the fucking sunset and everything would be just fine an' dandy.

    That's not where you live, though, and much as you hate your life you've got neither will nor way to change.

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    This story takes place in some distant future year when the human race has been added to the ranks of the Universal Alliance (original right?) and the Alternian Empire has decided that humanity is a decent enough match that they will cohabitate instead of just destroying them. The tech is advanced, the sports are new and unique, the companies are bigger and there are a few which should be familiar to you dear readers. Politics are the same and some countries have it better and some have it worse, you may get snippets of that which could be relevant at some point. College is pretty much the same, only the courses are different and the experience is enhanced by different laws that kind of mirror my feelings on them. Keep in mind that I am open to all kinds of discussion and if you have issue I am all ears. With that enjoy my John Equius fan fiction!

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    1/?
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    “To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”

    “You’re shitting me.”

    “Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”

    In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    1
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    201
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    I wrote this for my friends. Probs don't look at it, it's total crack.

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    1/1
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    3
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    After following his best friend to an elite prep school, Karkat Vantas is dumped faster than spoiled food. After he accidentally walks into The Wallflower Social Club, Karkat develops close friendships with co-owners of Kanaya and Eridan. Karkat, while trying to fix his friends relationships, might accidentally fall into his own, as well.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    23
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    4
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    1
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    133
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    The year is 2426, or 415 P.C. (Post Condescension). Earth is ruled by a corrupt alien queen called the Condesce, (or Her Imperious Condescension) and has been for the past four centuries. Her totalitarian rule has changed Earth completely, as she tried to mold humanity to be like her own nearly extinct species. She’s destroyed all record of life before her rule, and no one questions her authority for fear of death.

    Roxy Lalonde is a hacker trying to find answers about humanity's past and how to take down the Condesce once and for all.

    Dirk Strider is infatuated with his best friend and ends up losing himself in their relationship.

    Together with their friends Jake English and Jane Crocker, as well as some outside help, they’ll try to end the Condesce's rule. Along the way, they'll end up finding out more than they were looking for—about Earth’s history, their own pasts, and themselves. Theirs is a story about love and loss, and love after loss.

    Will they save humanity from being enslaved by an evil alien queen? Or will they fail, dooming themselves and the rest of the world to a horrible fate?

    (I changed this but it's still cheesy--forgive me, I'm tired.)

    Language:
    English
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    14,158
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    662

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