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    RECRUITING JOHN/DAVE SHIPPERS FOR FICTION MAC

    Please read ._.

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    *DaveKat*

    An overly indulgent DaveKat porn AU I felt like writing.

    Dave is a movie producer with some regrets, Karkat is a writer that catches his eye one night at a party.

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    "Anyway, yeah. Moral is; Karkat is a walking bundle of fury and anger and is also an asshole who happens to actually be kind of pleasant to look at. As fate would have it, you have him in your first period. It’s not a difficult class really; some history class that'll look good to colleges. It’s only a semester, not much homework, a few projects here and there but for some reason, you still have a D in it. In your defense, it is first period and you are a very busy man. What, with your turntables and time-consuming shitty drawings, whenever you do have homework for the class, it's not your first priority. Not to mention how popular you are amongst your friends. Everyone wants a piece of Strider but unfortunately, there’s only one of you and not enough to go around."

    Dave gets partnered up with Karkat for a project. Both of them are reluctant about working together but they suck it up. In the process of finishing said project, shenanigans ensues (some good, some bad) and they learn about more than just the Vietnam War.

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    12/?
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    359
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    45
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    Rose Lalonde was warned not to tamper with the Necronomicon. However, her mind is set on a particular goal and the chain of events she'll kickstart will prove to change the world as a whole.

    Dave Strider is her estranged brother, wondering what on earth could have happened to his sister. The mess he's dragged into because of her actions will force him down a path of loss and dark indulgences. He will not fall alone, however, as the rest of his family and friends are made to suffer the consequences as well.

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    2/?
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    2
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    20/23
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    216
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    29
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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

    Series
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    5
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    38
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    2
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    Dirk Strider was always used to having his life planned out for him, and he was perfectly comfortable with it. He'd make it through his last year of high school, get a football scholarship, and move as far away from his older brother as he could. Just as he was coming to terms with the fact that he would be living out a pre-written life, he comes across Jake English. He was an adventurous brunette with eyes like emeralds and a smile like the sun, who would certainly not be living a pre-written life.
    Throughout the course of one school year, Dirk's world is flipped completely upside down, and he finds all of his morals being completely rewritten. He can't decide which is scarier, the fact that Jake is doing this to him, or the fact that he might want him to.

    ***RATED MATURE FOR EVENTUAL SMUT, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ALCOHOL USE***

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    5/?
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    31
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    3
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    Sollux Captor is going to university. He's hoping for a quiet time. But with Jake English, Dave Strider, and Eridan Ampora as his 'Roommates', sharing a living room and kitchen, he can forget any such hope. Eridan in particular seems determined to destroy that hope, with his crazy family and the chip on his shoulders. Add to this mix Dave's crazy siblings, including Rose, who befriends Eridan, the strange people in the university and all their batshit families, the Vantas brothers fighting almost constantly over Kankri's incident last term, and Eridan's secret and subsequent misbehaviour, and Sollux could be in for one hell of a ride.

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    5/?
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    12
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    600
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    Dirk POV. Victory platform conversations post-Collide, pre-Act 7. Focusing on the Striders, Alphas and basically Dirk's direct relationships because when I started writing this his was the voice that decided to emerge from the rabble, victorious. Thanks, Dirk. (Thirk.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    A man comes to terms with reuniting with his loving father, albeit a young, alternate-universe version of him. Who calls him Dad.

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    2
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    Jane Crocker has worked for every good thing that's happened to her, and is somewhat of an overachiever. When she enters high school, however, she realizes she's not the only one who's got ties to Betty Crocker and probably too many activities to handle. A rivalry begins that lasts all four years, and just might "blossom into something more". Tune in on Monday 8/7 central to find out what the heck is gonna happen in this High School AU.

    It's not a one shot! The website won't let me do stuff like make it multichapter until I add more so sorry!

    (Please don't tune in on Monday 8/7 central that's not when new chapters will be posted)

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    1/1
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Chapters:
    136/?
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    Dave likes Karkat.... And John. Yikes.

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    2/?
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    Jake is at a place in his life where the only option is to start over...Four years in the future, with barley any conventional education, and a myriad of undiagnosed mental disorders. Not only that, but he just so happens to be in a Universe where he's a fictional character, from a webcomic that's horrors are only spoken in the deepest depths in the internet...as a character that has unwittingly pissed off thousands of emotionally compromised teenage girls.

    So, after attempting first logical thing (AKA trying to float the a ship from the depths of a Mariana friggin trench, spoiler alert, it's pretty much beyond repair.) Jake manages to actually make things worse, because apparently that was possible. So much for that idea. God, he's such a muttonhead. Old Huss should have just killed him off like that angry twitter user had suggested, because that was probably how everyone felt. It was how he felt. For a page of hope he sure was useless. Goddamnit.

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    It's one a.m. on a Thursday night (morning?) when Karkat's presence was "blessed" by the oh so irritating Dave Strider. At first, neither one thinks anything of the encounter, besides the mutual "Oh shit, he's hot" moment, but when they both attend a New Year's Eve party, both boys begin to notice the undeniable ties between their lives. How could they not have noticed these before?
    ""Dude, this is insane. How could we have gone so long without knowing one another?"
    "Well, I don't know about you, but I knew you existed a long time ago. I just never cared to meet you."
    "Aw, for real. That hurts, bro. Right here, in my lung."
    "You're so weird, oh my god."
    ****
    Slow editing, Updates on Sundays
    All rights to characters belongs to Andrew Hussie
    ((READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!))

    Language:
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    26,528
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    70
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    870
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    You want to focus on what he’s saying, but you’re too busy focusing on the fact that all he’s wearing is a pair of blue swimtrunks. Goddammit. You hate that someone so scrawny and pale can lift a huge hammer with no issue. You also hate that someone so scrawny and pale looks that good in a swimsuit.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    5
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    357
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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

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    6/?
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    Terezi Pyrope is starting life in a new state, at a new school, thanks to her mother's new job.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
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    21
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    2
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    In the gutted remains of the Furthest Ring, they gather in wait. There are things to be done. There are friends to be found. There are asses to be kicked.

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    1/1
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    18
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    Their great adventure may be over, but for Rose and Kanaya, one adventure is just beginning.

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    English
    Words:
    3,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    239

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