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    The work of building a new universe is going pretty smoothly, but with all his friends going off on their own adventures, John finds himself alone in his new, massive keep of a house, facing off against the greatest enemy he's ever met: boredom.

    Part 1 of a soon-to-be-ongoing Post-SBURB fanfic adventure, which would be a fan-adventure/Homestuck 2.0 pitch if I had even a smidgen of artistic ability.

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English. The teen heart-throbs of their towns. And also probably the
    biggest players, known for giving a kiss one night and have moved on by the next morning; boy
    or girl, you were not safe. They never had a relationship longer than three days. And no-one ever
    seemed to learn, and fell right into their arms.

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    3/?
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    “I paint flowers so they will not die”
    —Frida Kahlo

    If only we were all perennial flowers

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    There are twelve districts. Every year two children, one male one female, will be chosen and forced to compete in the Hunger Games. A annual game in which twenty four go in, one comes out.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    9/?
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    78
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    81
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    6
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    1028
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    A series of coincidences, pulling two men together in a way that could only be described as two things: fate, or cleverly planned matchmaking.

    It takes a year, but a year to fall in love is a year that can change your life.

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    1/?
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    13/?
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    21
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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    4/?
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    56
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    7
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    in C's 5040 a group of kids are transported into their parent's incipisphere to play a game in the newly-mended Sburb. The problem? The game didn't re-generate monsters, but it sure as hell could create them.

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    2/?
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    Voice clipped in urgency, beckoning a boy who was away. Not here in your domain. Hand not able to caress that soft, supple, and pink flesh that stretched taut over his facial structure as gaunt as it was from his inadequate care of keeping up his physique. Never taught properly was he, and you wish he were here. You’d fatten that boy up. Give him the delicacies of life. Meat and candy all to one’s desire. Sweets, cakes, and pies.

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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

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    12/14
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    Dirk didnt even know roses could be green until they started constricting his lungs and flowering in his throat.

    Until they had been the favourite flower of a person who couldn't love him back.

    Until they had started killing him.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    56
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    10
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    He had been staring at you for a while now.

    You wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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    1
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    You have a nightmare. A stomach churning, heart wrenching, tear spilling nightmare. Waking up might bring you out of it, but the dream haunts you.

    And suddenly, you remember. If you have a bad dream, your roommate told you to go to them.

    So you do.

    (Beta Kids | Alpha Kids | Beta Trolls | Alpha Trolls)

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    6/?
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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    27,298
    Chapters:
    51/?
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    15
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    240
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    8
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    13412
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    Cake Empress meets Heiress. An offer of cahoots is made.

    Alternatively: The first signing of accords between the Human Federated Alliance and the Alternian Rebellion.

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    A mutant troll whose fate has been decided long before he even realized what he could do

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    8
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    102
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    9
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    1369
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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

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    English
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    8,712
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    14
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    4
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    138
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    200
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    185
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    2502

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