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    Your name is HAL STRIDER, and you are the only one of your kind. Nobody can blame you for trying to make a friend. Nobody, apparently, except the person who made you, i.e., the person who did the exact same thing.

    Your name is HAL STRIDER, and all you want is someone who wants to talk to you.

    Your name is HAL STRIDER, and you have always been lonely.

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    “To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”

    “You’re shitting me.”

    “Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”

    In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store, Karkat Vantas ran away from home, Rose and Kanaya are the only rational adults, and Jane Crocker knows exactly how to stop a thief.

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    John Egbert had been living a normal life, or so he thought. When his best friend kidnaps him and turns him into his family pet, John realizes his entire life may have been a lie as he struggles to handle the emotional toll of being a toy and trying to keep his last shreds of humanity.

    (Smut, plot, smut, smut, plot twists and more smut.)

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    Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?

    Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.

    They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.

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    You're smart enough to know you won't meet her again. No name, no number, no knowledge of anything about her - the chances are astronomical. And you come to peace with that, sitting in the back of a taxi, watching the streets blur and shift in and out of focus in the rapidly brightening morning. You come to peace with the knowledge that this version of you wouldn't have been good at a relationship, certainly not one founded on lust and curiosity.

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    In which all the kids and trolls have been swapped around until nothing makes sense anymore.

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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    5/?
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    10
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    In which Dirk Strider tries to send himself to Hell Murder Island via a homemade sendificator and it almost works. Almost.

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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

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    14/?
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    14
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    Demon Dirk and his Demon Hunter boyfriend Jake have hidden in the woods, hoping to be together after a human-demon war breaks loose, placing them on opposite sides. What will the two lovers do when their relationship is discovered by both families and threatens to kill them both?

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    Jake English is looking for the vampires that killed his parents, the Strider Brothers, with the help of a witch named Jane and a werewolf named Jade. But when he finally captures them, it turns out that he'll need to work with them to find the real killers. A lot of terrible shit happens and nothing is the same. But in the process Jake realizes that there's something different about one of the vampires, Dirk.

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    For glamourouskittens for the 2016 Homestuck Secret Santa exchange!

    Roxy brings presents to all the cute couples.

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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    Roxy is so ready for a happy bubbly bustling party fun time. Everything better go swell or she will buy an new hat just to eat it.

    Years after the end of the game, everyone gets together for a New Year's Eve celebration.

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Gil Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

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    100/100
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    12/?
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to end in Austin, Texas so they can meet up and spend a month with some of Jake's college friends. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    5/?
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    When Jade finds mysterious lamps in her Grandpa's house, her friends and her find themselves in a world of GENIES with amazing powers.

    Note- I will try to mention almost every ship I can, minus incest ones because no thanks

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    1
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    5
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    27

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