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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    This is based on a roleplay me and my pal did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    A far off kingdom has just gotten the idea to attack Derse and Prospit. These kingdoms havent gotten a long ever since the death of a certain someone. But Derse is too small to take them on by themselves so a marriage merger is in order. Prince Dave steps up to the plate and says he will in fact marry a princess of Prospit for Derse's safety. But, while an accident happens on the way to Propsit he sees a hella cute boy working at a potions shop and is completely just awed by his attractiveness. Dave wants to get to know this guy more but Daves marriage... oh no...

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    Life after the game is an exercise in grammar: Grow into, grow apart, grow up.

    Dave watches months go by in slips of paper and tries to find definition on his own. John is patient enough to wait, but not enough to stay rooted at his side.

    John/Dave || Post-SBURB

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    The first odd thing to happen was the weird green lights, and the girl they nearly ran over looking at them.
    Now Sam and Dean got a bigger mess, as these kids keep coming, and the odd things that happen around them, and it just keeps happening.

    ~
    At first, Jade thought it was to good to be true, but the next thing she's thinking is, maybe they did get a stroke of luck, maybe they're out of the game.
    But, it seems they're never this lucky. Now she has to track down her friends, all while putting her trust in two men she just met, and avoiding these...demons?

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    A group of 16 friends had a hell of a time when they where in HighSchool. Many memorable moments happened. I made a collection of them all for you. I hope it brings them back together.

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    Dave loses it and tries to get people out of the game. But things don't go as planned when his best friend is thrown into the mix.

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    No plot really, just Roxy and Jane having a "fun night" ;)
    It'll get kinkier in the next chapter, promise!

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    A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

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    Dirk Strider lives with his alcoholic movie star brother in Texas, the only friends he has Roxy Lalonde and Jane Crocker. He doesn't care much for the fact that Jane's brother Jake English is coming down, because he doesn't know his life is about to change forever.

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    after walking home late a winter day, Dave notices a weeping boy in a window.
    the boy holds a rope attached to the sealing.
    why don't Dave want to help?
    what is he thinking walking away from the scene?

    ALTERNATIVE ENDING:
    Johns back story of why he attempted suicide is reviled and the fluffiness of the ending almost kills me.

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    11/?
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    Collection of shorts written for "first time" prompts for my firefly-verse. These stand alone and range from drabbles to short fics.

    1) Gamkar, First time Karkat seriously wanted to pap that.
    2) Karkat & Jane, First time they met
    3) Dirk & Jane, First time he knew he'd never leave her
    4) Dirk & Jane, First time they celebrated a birthday on ship
    5) Davekat, First kiss
    6) Dirk & Caliborn & Jane, First time they met
    7) pale Companion!kat, First time Karkat refused a client
    8) Dirk & Jake, First kiss
    9) Porrim & Karkat, First time pale Companion lessons (*new*)

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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

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    12/?
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    Derse has always been a terrible place to live - or so Roxy hears. With a mother acting as advisor to the Black Queen, Roxy has lived a life of nobility, complete with access to magical education and a room with a view from the castle towers. Hers is not the happiest childhood, but politics, at least, are not at the forefront of her worries.
    However, when the empress of a defunct wasteland seizes control of the throne, Roxy's comfortable life is upended. She will have to survive being sent hundreds of miles away from her parents, the spread of genocide across a continent, and watching her brother warp from a child too depressed to get out of bed to a militant "prince" of the latest Dersite revolution. Added to these are the trials adolescence brings, including alcoholism, sexuality, and the search for an identity that will distinguish her from the rest of her infamous family members.

    Prequel, parallel, and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare. Updates Fridays!

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    And really, how could it not be? You've got time, lots of it, and you can't wait to spend it with her.

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    When you're the younger brother of a famous movie director, there isn't much room to be who you truly are. [A rewrite of the popular A Lesson Before Striding]

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    1/?
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    11
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