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    This settles it. The universe has it out for Karkat Vantas. Locating the root of the cosmos’ wrath against him is going to be nigh impossible, when the following ***super important*** facts are taken into scrutinizing consideration: He doesn’t know jack-shit besides the fact that a) he’s Karkat Vantas and b) God himself has a personal vendetta against his sorry amnesic ass. Jack-shit includes (but is not limited to): why he keeps getting attacked by things that LOOK like trolls but ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TROLLS--unless horn removal is the hot new trend for piss-pan Alternians; and why the voices of unknown acquaintances’ past keep regurgitating audible word vomit inside his think pan.

    And to top off the neverending shitstorm express that will become his new life, he wakes up in a dumpster. To assume he’d wake up in any better a place is asinine on levels equivalent to scratching one’s bulge with a running chainsaw.

    When he breaks into four kids’ apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing he’s expecting is help.

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    9/?
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    167
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    15,608
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    11/?
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    17
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    66
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    13
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    846
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    10/?
    Comments:
    30
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Sorrow :(

    Crack fic written at 1 am by four teenagers. Good luck.

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    3/?
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    14/?
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    29
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    60
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    12
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    49
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    208
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    34
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    “Ok, John, who do you pick?” Roxy asks.

    “I pick Dave for this one. Truth or dare?” You notice something in John’s voice that seems a little... off.

    “Dare,” you say.

    “I dare you to hold in your piss until you wet your pants.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
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    20
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    3
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    While travelling back to Prospit after finding Jade, everyone decides to stop off at an inn for some R&R

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    1/1
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    7
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    2
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    (The Case of John Egbert)

    In which John proves himself to be more like Jake than Jane ever wanted.

    Jane, Roxy, and John make their own plans that will forever alter everyone's lives and the course of the galaxy.

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    1/1
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    3
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    2
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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    English
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    53,197
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    AR wants a body. Dirk’s not keen on the idea.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    214
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    A collection of smut that includes Alpha Trolls and teens (all will be 18+ unless requested not too)

    I DO REQUESTS :3

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    1/?
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    2
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    John Egbert had a typical life; a sister, two cousins, and a family hand in demon hunting. But how will he continue after a hunt goes wrong and his entire world is ripped apart? And what about that blond wearing aviators hellbent on destroying everything John knows?

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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    8
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    78
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    21
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    Today was the day. The court ruling was set and you and Dave were both nervous and excited, Jane too since she was nervous-baking.

    Everyone crowded around the television set and watched as Fox News came on and gave us the news. The news of what we have been waiting for.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    19
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    2
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    216
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    Roxy makes a deadly mistake, but luckily Jane arrives just in time to save the day.

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    It isn't every day that you are working on a team where everyone is trying to hatch real, live dinosaurs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    English
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    3,103
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,543
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    891

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