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    There was a time when Dirk Strider can't really remember much of anything personal before his fifteenth summer. Whatever. Not that it matters. When Dave leaves for the summer, Dirk decided to say "fuck it" and enrolled in some college courses. On the first day of his botany course, Dirk meets...him. Jake English. Sexy Tasmanian Extraordinaire. And, oh christ, Dirk is head over heels. And it's not good. So not good.

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    When Meenah woke up, everything was dark. After the initial panic of not waking up in her comfortable bed (even if that bed felt too big most days), she tried to become more aware of her surroundings. It wasn’t that easy, what with the lack of sight she couldn’t seem to get rid of no matter how hard she blinked her eyes.

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    Your name is Hailey, except you probably have to change that to Karkat now since you somehow transformed into him in your sleep. Also you have a life and parents who are probably going to be surprised to see their little girl is now a boy troll.

    So....what do you do?

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    Things happen in this. They include:

    1. The kids becoming Pokemon Trainers.

    2. The Ancestors creating the Multiverse and all of the Pokemon including Legendaries and Ultra Beasts.

    3. Caliborn runs Team Felt.

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    In an AU where hundreds of years ago, Trolls fled to earth because of War, the next few generations have jobs. Whats worse is that Karkat gets fired from a QuikTrip for being a troll, Rose and Kanaya have an argument over whats the best way to write (first or third person), Tavros, Vriska, and Terezi are having a huge D&D session that lasts a week, Eridan and Feferi have an argument over pie and Jane is caught in the middle while baking an actual Pie, and Sollux is sick of being sent to the Barns and Nobel Starbux to get everyone coffee in the middle of the day. Watch the Shitstorm from a safe distance!

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    After their freshman year of college it seems that Nepeta's friends are really starting to get their life sorted and they are finally reaching their happy endings. She'd like to do they same, but between her seizures and the freaky grey-skinned hallucinations that come with them, she's having a rough time.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    People aren't machines. They don't fit to a code, they aren't wired with a purpose, when you break them they knit themselves back together in ways that are funny and off and not-quite-right. They find humor in things that don't make sense, they convolute things to make others feel better. They stare, and their stares aren't like the blank, emotionless gaze of a robot awaiting a command, they're alive, they're piercing and moving and full of strange light.

    So all in all, you're not quite sure how to think of people.

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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

    * * *

    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    just gonna chuck ideas at a wall and see what sticks, probably gonna be a variety of stuff, i hope.

    also these are like, just random things that i write in the moment, so if they seem like they where wrote in like, ten minutes, they probably where. i will only do spelling checks, but besides that its just quirks or names that are gonna be 'spelt wrong'. so have fun

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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

    Edit 3/18/17 - My laptop is broken and no way in hell am I writing this all on mobile so I'll be on hiatus until I get a new laptop.
    Edit 6/8/17 - so I got my laptop fixed and began working on my fanfics. Then I went on two trips in two weeks and now my laptop is broken again. I promise I'm working as fast as I can on getting it fixed! Please forgive me! -_-

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    You don’t fully understand why you’re fully dressed at three in the morning, waiting for your sister to arrive at your -- okay, Jane’s -- quaint little home on the canals of Punta Gorda, Florida.

    Oh yeah, because she threatened to murder you if you didn’t do this.

    Even though you really don’t want to do it.

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    Rolal, where did you get those duds? And ears? (illustrated)

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    Will The Condesce's possibly-evil plan to be NICE to the kids work?

    I mean yes, pretty much, put let's skip over a bit of that, because Dirk is the one with the most reservations. (illustrated)

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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    These early days in the dawn of eternity are better than what they left behind, but that doesn't mean there aren't still problems. Stupid problems. Silly problems. Serious problems that are easy to frame as stupid and silly. You know -- the usual.

    (AKA I got a prompt to write somnophilia and then proceeded to frame it in a wrapper of existential crisis. Also, didn't actually write somnophilia. But you be the judge.)

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    13/?
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    69
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