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    Dirk Strider never asked to be born a prince. He never asked to be the one chosen above his brothers to become king. When he ran from his crown, he never asked to find his heart with the clutzy, adventure-seeking, surf-obsessed, quarterback of Hussie High, but that's exactly what happened.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    29/?
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    Her fingers brushed along the seam, her powers feeling out the pathway between the two halves of the wound.

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    literally the god damn title.

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    6/?
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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

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    Dirk is, as usual, self destructive. Male Lara Croft™ comforts him.everyone else is happy .

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    Eridan has fucked up multiple times after highschool and only has one person he can call a friend now. Dirk was forced to attend Skaia University and is the new roommate of an artistic, grumpy fish troll. Things are about to get interesting.

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    3/?
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    Meaning: the impossible, or the unattainable. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it stands for something that is hardly within one's grasp, an object that seems too difficult to be achieved.

     

    Karkat's favorite thing about flowers was the fact that they're a language all of their own.

    Dave's favorite thing about flowers was getting to meet Karkat.

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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

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    17/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    15
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    2
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    If you’re ultra-famous, have more money than you know what to do with, and are the legal guardian of an unruly teenager, the odds are you’ll end up at Camp Skaia one day to drop off some spoiled-ass children.

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    2/6
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    8
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    In which SBURB has a small glitch, which results in the four players being transported to a corrupted post-meteor Earth, where they must survive long enough to discover what went wrong.
    The players have a surplus of questions, as any person would in this situation.
    Are they alone out here?
    What happened during the vast time gap between them arriving here, and the Earth being destroyed in the game's beginning?
    Who is "CG"?
    A lot is unclear.
    What is clear, though, is that this isn't how the game is supposed to go.
    It's all wrong, and regardless of why, this seems to be the group's new reality.

    Extreme trigger warnings are in place.

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    2/?
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    35
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    1
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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    10/?
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    14
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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    2/?
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    Jane works at a local maid cafe and Roxy is a regular. I mean... who wouldn't be?

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    For the first time since he was five years old, Jake English has a real family! He must admit, he's rather giddy.

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    English
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    17/?
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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

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    32,033
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    22/?
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    5
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    104/104
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