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A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is.
Sexual themes in later chapters
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Read and see
I don't own Homestuck- Words:
- 765
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 17
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Jane has nothing to fear in the forest.
The girl in the white fur dress is not so sure.
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Dirk has always been drawn to Jake, ever since they first met as pages. Their friendship has persisted through squirehood, knighthood, and into their adult lives. Somewhere along the road, his feelings of friendship developed into ones of longing. But Jake has never seen him that way, and Dirk won't risk losing his best friend to pursue romance. All he can do is stand by and watch as the years slip by. But maybe, with a little bit of hope and a lot of heart, Dirk can convince Jake to give him a chance. You're never too old to fall in love.
This is the side story of Dirk and Jake from "The Heir and His Knight."
This is a tale of longtime friendship and budding romance.Series
- Part 2 of The Heir and His Knight
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Bro, sometimes known as Dirk, Strider is the leader of a highly intelligent thievery operation. Well, maybe highly intelligent is pushing the bar a little too high. When the biggest heist they've ever pulled goes wrong, because some fuckwits weren't taking their jobs seriously, they'll have to put all of their skills to the test to pull it off. But, will they succeed?
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- Part 1 of When Good Heists Go Bad Universe
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"You want a bucket of something fancy? I can afford it. That's why I'm in this line of work, for the money. I bet I can even afford enough to forget the whole thing. That was the idea."
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So the three of you go on to university, and Jake goes off to play checkers with gorillas or something, and on the whole it could be much worse.
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Roxy Lalonde is just about the greatest giver of advice on the whole planet. Except when it comes to alcohol. Which is a lot of the time. So when she accidentally messages a very distraught Eridan Ampora a night filled with rum, chat clients and regret begins.
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She has taught you how to understand them.
She has encouraged you, sitting with you and smiling and assuring you that you can learn this. She’s said that it’s in the aspect, and any Heart player could learn to do it, that while it may be hard for you to learn, it wouldn’t be impossible – that she would help you. She has said that once you knew how to do it, then it would be as natural as breathing.
Alternate Title: In Which Meulin Directs Nepeta In The Realization Of The Perks Of Being A Heart Player
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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What they really needed was a lesson in manners, and a lesson in valuing what they had.
This was a lesson she was eager to teach--after all, they had given it to her, why shouldn't she reciprocate the favor?
And so she would steal something from each and every one of the members of the Prospitian royal family, and perhaps she could show the world that the gold they clothed themselves with was nothing more than a sloppy coat of yellow paint over shit.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and this is your life.
Part of the Sherlockbound Universe.
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- Part 4 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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Karkat, barely thirteen, has been abused by his owners since kit-hood, when his black ears had still been covered in kit fur and he could barely make garbled mewing noises. Rain was pouring down the night he escaped, black storm clouds obliterated any form of light and thunder shook the trees around him, but he made it. He ran and ran, completely lost and terrified, until he reached the city.
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Sometimes it's hard, knowing that your friends are destined for a greatness that you'll never be able to reach. And sometimes, it's harder, knowing that despite what your friend thinks, you'll never be whole without him by your side. And sometimes, love is really all you need to turn a situation truly extraordinary.
That is, if a certain stubborn Egbert will just give in to it.
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Ever since kithood, Bloodpaw knew he would be leader some day. After his apprentice ceremony, he begins his climb to leader, but what will he find on the way? What will his journey reveal about the clan he was raised in?
(Note: Character names begin with the god tier aspect; Karkat's god tier is Knight of Blood, blood being the aspect, and therefore the prefix of his name. Humans and heart players are exception to this, because humans share a class with a troll, and because heart is a commonly used suffix.)- Words:
- 862
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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Roxy Lalonde decides to bake her girlfriend Jane a cake straight from her heart. Mushy lovey dovey sentiment and all that junk. Jane always makes baking look easy, and Roxy finds that out the hard way.
(One Shot)- Words:
- 875
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- 1/1
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John had constantly wonder what colored where that mysteriously chill Strider's eyes until he finally pulled the most remarkably perfect prank to satisfy his curiosity. However when things turn out rather differently than he presumed he oddly finds himself questionably straight.
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"There's no frosting on it." I said, knowing what it meant.
"I'm going to need your frosting for that slice." She said.
"Can I use another frosting?" I asked knowing what the answer would be.
"No, your slice is special; it gets yours and my frosting."
"Can I put my frosting myself?"
"No, I'll put both on your slice."
"Can you use the hand grinder?" I asked hopefully, like I do every cake-day in the last month.
"Nope, no hands." She smiled a gorgeous smile at me and I pouted but couldn't help to but smile myself.
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It's the day Homestuck ends.
You get home and open your laptop.
You open the MSPA bookmark.
You click to the final slide.
it's a blank screen.
with four words written under it.
look out your window.
it's raining meteors.
you turn back and open the pesterlog.
i have prepared you all i can.
Farewell.
and you click the sBurb link that's providedSeries
- Part 1 of sBurb Gamma
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At her request Dad has been teaching Jane about sex with a hands on approach, but when he decides her lessons are complete she scrambles for an excuse to keep it up.