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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    45/?
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    69
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    5
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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when he lets it go. Now perching on the windowsill like a bird, he smiles as he pushed himself forward off the window, falling for a split second before the wind swirls around his body and lifts him up into the cold nights sky. John grin as he spins around and then darts up into the dark clouds. He feels the moisture slowly soaking him like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving his hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down, it was a spectacular aerial view of the city. The city was lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if he were sitting on his roof gazing at the stars. Johns grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

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    2/?
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    Lyllani is friends with a decent collection of people who are varying degrees of weird, including but not limited to a translator, a poet, and a woman who types exclusively in consonants (when she actually talks to anyone). She also somehow got hired into a little bakery owned and run by the heir to the entire Crocker Corporation name. Everything is not perfect and she fails at not thinking about that. Two phone calls and a troll do not help.
    Connected to Chance to Hope, but can be read separately.

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    It’s been two years since Dirk was freed from the Cavern of Hearts. One year since Dirk left Jake with nothing but a note and set off alone. One week since Dirk rediscovered his abilities. One hour since he was beaten to an inch of his life and crawled into this alley. One minute since he realized he was going to die… at least, until a stranger appeared in front of him. But not any stranger--Dave. His brother who died thousands of years ago?

    How is this possible?

    Suddenly surrounded by his reincarnated siblings, Dirk realizes something is off. It’s almost as if they’re… cursed. As if something wants them miserable. As if something wants them dead.

    Now, with their powers returning, Dirk realizes time is running out. If he wants them, the world, to survive, he’s going to need all the help he can get. He’ll need hope.

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    4/?
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    5
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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    37/?
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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    31/?
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    10
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    41/?
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    28/?
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    John and Dave Strider had a beautiful life with beautiful children, until one day, one car accident takes it all away from them. John falls victim to a severe head trauma, that causes a major case of amnesia, one that makes him forget the loss of his father and more importantly, forgets all together that he has kids and a husband. The results leave all of them with more then a little bit of trauma.

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    10/?
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    31/?
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    Dirk Strider is the First Prince of his Kingdom, and next in line to the throne. With the human population dwindling away to nothing, and his older brothers madness growing stronger everyday, he struggles to find the will to go on, A sudden event brings everything on its head and his people are panicking. With very few to trust and nowhere to go, Dirk must make decisions that could lead to the downfall of his Kingdom and the loss of his friends, All he wishes is for his younger brother Dave to be safe, falling in love was not part of the plan.

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    4/?
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    6
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    14
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    2
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    (This is a rewrite of "Purple Cupcakes", my first fanfiction)

    The Troll Empire destroyed earth and enslaved the fell hundreds of humans that survived. Between these humans is Jane Crocker, The Grand Highblood's new slave. Jane get herself into a revolution against the highbloods with Gamzee Makara, a young troll that will help Jane escape Alternia.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

    Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!

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    English
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    129,328
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    398
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    48
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    It’s not Human Valentine’s Day, but Terezi can’t keep a suspicious idea off of her mind that Aradia has planned something.

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    1/1
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    Kanaya loves Rose with all her heart. She'd do anything for her. So when she learns that today is a human holiday called Valentines where lovers prove themselves in the form of romantic gifts. But every shop is sold out! Is Kanaya too late, or is there still a chance at scraping together a romantic Valentine's miracle?

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
    Words:
    447,320
    Chapters:
    35/?
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    1887
    Bookmarks:
    251
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    Eridan is merfolk, but able to walk on land disguised as a human. Roxy is the only human who knows his secret.
    Dirk is a vampire, living among humanity in secret. Only a select few humans know, Roxy being one of them.

    Eridan is really starting to feel attracted to that blond human friend of Roxy's with the spiky shades.
    Dirk is becoming unable to deny his attraction to Roxy's nerdy human friend with the freckles and glasses.

    Dating could be risky, but if they act human enough, maybe the other won't notice?

    Roxy needs some popcorn.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    14
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    5
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    129
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    Jake tries to deal with what happened in the game.

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    Language:
    English
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    935
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    34

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