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It's the day Homestuck ends.
You get home and open your laptop.
You open the MSPA bookmark.
You click to the final slide.
it's a blank screen.
with four words written under it.
look out your window.
it's raining meteors.
you turn back and open the pesterlog.
i have prepared you all i can.
Farewell.
and you click the sBurb link that's providedSeries
- Part 1 of sBurb Gamma
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Roxy Lalonde is just about the greatest giver of advice on the whole planet. Except when it comes to alcohol. Which is a lot of the time. So when she accidentally messages a very disraught Eridan Ampora a night filled with rum, chat cleints and regret begins.
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When the kingdoms come together to discuss politics, the maids find more than enough gossip to keep themselves entertained
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There are several ways a story starts, and the same way Sburb propelled them into legacy they did the same. It’s a story about four kids and some trolls and some terrible people who said kind things, like spoiled caramel dripping off the tongue.
The game is done, but their troubles aren't over.
The military uses the kids, not as revered heroes, but feared gods.- Words:
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and this is your life.
Part of the Sherlockbound Universe.
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- Part 4 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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At her request Dad has been teaching Jane about sex with a hands on approach, but when he decides her lessons are complete she scrambles for an excuse to keep it up.
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU
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- Part 1 of Bandstuck Beachverse
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Guys don't get raped.
Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.
But this isn't rape.
When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.
When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.
That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.
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In which Sollux Captor, lifelong resident of the Temporal District of Earth's capitol city Lowas, gets a new job, a new roommate, and way more trouble than he bargained for. (The first, and easily the most optimistic, installment in the Homestuck cyberpunk AU, Lightstuck.)
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- Part 1 of Lightstuck
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Dirk finally convinces Jane to meet up with him.
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Terezi Pyrope is a mid 20s detective in a rinky dink detective agency who has been cordially invited to a dinner party by an old friend, however the said to be wonderous night takes a disastrous turn when one of the party-goers is found murdered, it is up to Terezi and an old colleague to find out said murderer;
Before every last attendee is murdered before the morning
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Your name is Jade Harley, and you have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into. You live on your island with your dog Beck, but you have seven other friends who have visited you for years now, but soon everyone else has a pet troll but you. John has Vriska. Dave has Sollux, Karkat, Kankri, and Mituna. Rose has Kanaya. Roxy has Gamzee and Terezi. Jake has Aradia and Tavros. Jane has Feferi and Eridan. Dirk has his technically two cherib's Caliborn and Calliope. And you, Jade Harley, only have your dog Beck. But all of that is about to change when a huge crate washes up on the shores of your beautiful island with a tiny, just out of grubhood, troll. But is your precious little Nepeta a pet or a daughter? Inspired by Unwanted Free Ugly Troll and Loophole.
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Rose Lalonde and her guardians smuggle illicit goods for a living, so it's only to be expected when they run into trouble as well as some very interesting people.
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Jade Harley is the heiress of the Crocker Corporation, and one fateful night, she contracts amnesia and loses all of her memories. She is found by some Trolls who raise her on a remote island. Ten years later, she reappears and is discovered by Dave Strider, who wants to make a profit, and John Egbert, her twin who wants to serve a dish of cold revenge on their "grandmother". Meanwhile, they are hunted across the country by the one who started it all: Jack Noir. (Based on the movie "Anastasia" from 1997)
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Just a short little thing I thought of this morning. It sounded cute too me for some reason, so I felt I should try writing it.
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In an AU where the Trolls complete the game and become Gods of their universe, eight kids must live up to their meant to be tittles and overthrow the tyranous Gods.
Or id there something else brewing?- Words:
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(Alternate Universe) Elizabeth Roxanna Lalonde and her friends have made it into the game-- but is winning even a possibility?
[Chapter 3] She'd been their leader, she was supposed to be the one who knew everything, and it hadn't worked, it hadn't been enough, she hadn't done it right, she hadn't known enough, hadn't tried hard enough, and then the pop quiz had come in the form of rocks from fucking space.
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- Part 3 of Goodnight Sburb
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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