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Living alone in the middle of the ocean is hard. Waking to the political turmoil of Derse is an island of a different flavour. It takes him a while to learn how to navigate.
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I asked for prompts on tumblr, and this is the madness that spawned from them. Not sure what I'll do when these tags reach critical mass. Thanks to tumblr user gazetteauteur, otherwise known as Mongoose, for totally enabling me all the time, and extra thanks to everyone else who's sent one in!
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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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Karkat's got ninety-nine problems, and I'm sure we all know which bitch is the main one. While he'd never trade her for the Universe, he might not have a choice about his health.
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not one small atomic bomb (not anything at all) by lyricsandhearts
Homestuck, The Avengers (2012)
28 May 2012
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In which Roxy is a double-crossing spy, Dirk built himself a new heart and a fancy robot suit to go along with it, nobody likes Jake when he's angry, Jane is a clone trained with a bow and arrow, and John was frozen in time during the Scratch, only to wake up to a brand new universe he knows almost nothing about.
Welcome back to the Alpha Initiative.
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- Part 2 of Avengerstuck
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Outside Looking In by Lisse
Hunger Games (2012), Homestuck, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2012
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An assortment of people who might have changed Panem, but probably didn't.
(or: Blender Fusion Fic: Special Hunger Games Edition)
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Dirk spends a week with his friends, gets incredibly sun-burnt, unwillingly becomes a relationship therapist, feels homesick, and deals with his jealous needy spoiled asshole of a brother.
And also has wild crazy cybersex with him.
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- Part 2 of The Bucket List
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That’s when the pleasure hits you, when your vision suddenly blurs, your breath comes out in a rush. Your knees give out on you but he’s there to hold you up, whispering reassuring things in your ear between kissing and licking your skin while that cool air rushes past your other urging you to get as far away as possible.
“See? It’s all good…” He murmurs before dipping his head once more to slip his teeth back into your skin.
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Dave has lived a sheltered life. He doesn’t know the epic feel of swords cutting through air, through wood, smacking on skin and raising welts. He doesn’t understand the nasty feel of defeat or the joy of victory at three in the morning after nine hours of sparring only to land a single hit on a forearm. He doesn’t know the taste of weed on the first hit or how much different—better—it is on the second and the third but how it leaves an ashy feel in his mouth at the last of the bong to the point where it’s almost a requirement to drink some apple juice. He has never experienced the buzz he gets from the drug. Most of all, he doesn’t know what rape is. He doesn’t know the feeling of idiocy that accompanies this. He doesn’t know because, in the Phi Timeline, Dirk wasn’t there to teach him these things and beat his ass when he finds out about his liking weed (but not his addiction, no, Dave was never addicted, true and honestly to his heart).
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Clever title!
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So Jane's movie night takes an unexpected turn.
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Dave gets drunk and Jane has to pick him up. The age old question is finally answered.
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A collections from my drabbles that basically revolve around middle aged/roommates Dirk Strider and Jane Crocker. Some are short, some have suggestive themes such as sex and things. Also? Dirk's kinda a porn star in this.
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Apparently Dirk is fine with drawing himself kissing Jane....and groping her as well.
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Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
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Jake's duty was to protect Dirk and Jane first and ask questions later, even if that meant the loss of his own sanity. AU.
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Jane has made an unintentional discovery, regarding her best friend's feelings, and doesn't know how to take the information.
The Auto-Responder probably isn't the best person for talking about it, but he's better than no one.- Words:
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It seemed that in Terranos, a city overrun with opulence, flamboyance, corruption, and rampant crime, everyone moonlit as a hitman. Men and women, teenagers, even children—they were all the same. One such John Egbert, a seemingly unsuspecting prep school student and the teenage son of a wealthy businessman, was a testament to that. Assassins dressed in finely tailored suits and dresses stealthily carrying out their clients' deadly wishes. But what was wrong with that? Everyone had their reasons for killing. AU.