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"There's no frosting on it." I said, knowing what it meant.
"I'm going to need your frosting for that slice." She said.
"Can I use another frosting?" I asked knowing what the answer would be.
"No, your slice is special; it gets yours and my frosting."
"Can I put my frosting myself?"
"No, I'll put both on your slice."
"Can you use the hand grinder?" I asked hopefully, like I do every cake-day in the last month.
"Nope, no hands." She smiled a gorgeous smile at me and I pouted but couldn't help to but smile myself.
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
22 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Guys don't get raped.
Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.
But this isn't rape.
When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.
When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.
That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you've survived much worse than high school. The memories of everything you went through as a kid still haunt you, even though you've tried to forget it using everything imaginable. But every time things get too hard to handle and you almost do something you'll regret, something always steps in and saves you from yourself. That something is Jake English.
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- Part 2 of All the Pretty Horses
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What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
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In which Jane's Dad is gone for the weekend
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- Part 14 of fanficstuck requests
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"Slumber parties are No Boys Allowed, everyone knows that."
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- Part 2 of 28xFirst Kiss Combo
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You exist and your body does not, nor does your life or what proceeded before awareness. You breathe cold. You are blank. Your ears catch the sound of silence. You taste stillness.
You take another breath.
The state of your existence is unsure.
The room is very white.
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Jane discovers what her father and Crocker Corp is hiding; a dark underworld of demons and gambling. But what happens when Jane finds out the demons are more than they appear to be?
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Roxy is a superhero. There’s some debate over whether or not this is surprising.
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Dirk gets fed up with Jake's bullshit. He acts on it.
Notcompleted; may be nsfw in future chapters.
AU: regular, everyday life. No sburb, all trolls will be humanized.- Words:
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There's something about the way that Janey swishes her hips whenever she's in the kitchen. Baking up a storm you call it, she calls it baking therapy especially after the way that the boys have closed themselves off for 'adventuring'.
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Your name is Jane Crocker and you have the biggest hangover ever. You also just remembered how much you messed up with your friends.
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JaneRoxy drabble. Its time to cheer Jane up after a shitty birthday but things don't go exactly as hoped. AU with no Sburb, One Shot
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In a future where humanity has spread out in their own solar system only to encounter a hostile alien race. After years of interstellar war, the two factions begin to realize that they have started something that will only end in blood and death for both races. The united governments of Earth and it's surrounding colonies decide to send out 'arks' with children on board in order to ensure the continued survival of human race. Little do they realize that the other side has the same exact idea.
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Everyone thinks Dave would go for the cool girls, and would at least make the decent B's and C's right? Wrong. Dave is starting to fail, and when a certain ebony haired girl becomes his tutor. He starts to have the hot's for tutor
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au in the future and w/e
it was originally made for cass but she h8s me now????
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its not even done yet its like going to be like a series i guess???
like the first four parts, then the next four and after i finish my secret santa shit ill actually make each part its own chapter w/ more details and shit i guess idk maybe -
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This story is about the scandalous affair between two ladies that takes place in the 50s.
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After the game came the war, and the fall. Thousands of years later the Striders have risen among the ranks of the lusi to become the most coveted, their knowledge strengthening the human race for a time when the rebellion would rise again. The question is: Can the heirs to the legacy, and the wigglers they've raised, stand up to the legends written about them?