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Dirk always talked about asses – you humored him because it was just something fun and silly to do. He talked about any kind of ass from smuppet booty to real badonkadonks. Dirk was an ass guy. That was his thing. Now you know it runs in the family.
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Dave Strider lead a hard life. Humans were nearly killed out, strangled by the larger, hardier trolls. His only saving grace was the sun-starved white cast of his skin, like most other surviving humans. Unfortunately, white creatures were relegated to one job, and one job only. He wasn't at all surprised, being marched off with the lusi from the area around his home. He was surprised, however, by what laid waiting for him in the grub caves, and where that would lead him.
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Roxy Lalonde turns sixteen, and gets her first kiss in the form of Jane Crocker.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you only ever want what you can’t have.
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It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.Series
- Part 3 of Recovery Process
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"You hear about these things happening, like rips in paradox space caused by the personification of the cosmos reaching out and righting itself," explained Roxy. "Which is a lot of bullshit, actually. If this cage is our cosmic destiny then I want the fuck out."
Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake are captured by slavers on Alternia. The situation, surprisingly, gets worse from there.
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Westernstuck.
"Sometimes, you never really understand just how alone you are until you finally wake up and realize you're nothin' but a bandit who does no good no how.""I underthtand."
"You ain't no bandit, how could you possibly understand?"
"Thlaveth are alone too. Thometimeth they're the motht alone of all."
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You never thought you could fall in love with a woman... and you especially didn't think you could fall in love with HER. College can do crazy things to a young woman's brain.
Rated for later chapters.
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His ears were made for water things, climbing bubbles spilled from air pockets and vents in the ocean floor and mourning whale song from far away, so when he heard the land thing, a shallow scream waning on the quiet surrender of a splash, he had no idea what he was hearing. He investigated out of curiosity, pulled along the broken road of silent white sand and black kelp by the irresistible call of the unfamiliar. That he saved a life was not intentional.
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Jane and Roxy have a few drinks and things get passionate.
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- Part 5 of Tumblr Requests
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Jake is the star of the high school soccer team, Vriska is cheerleader captain dating Jake, and Dirk is the old childhood friend watching as his best friend, and secret crush, is run over by his ‘girlfriend’ constantly. Dirk doesn’t know how to help Jake other than to just be there for him when he’s needed.
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We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott
Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.
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"This is an emergency beffsy situation," Roxy said. "Priority, like, 8.3, which is a totally bullshit number I just made up that basically means 'Outranks the fuck out of whatevs bs class full of stuff I already learned years ago that we have next'."
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Because a royal purple cape on a royal purple ponce is almost offensively ironic. And because Dave hears the refrain of Dude Looks Like a Lady everytime Eridan walks by.
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The Foundation comes into possession of eight very special young subjects.
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In the 1920's the last thing on peoples' mind is politics. However when a young Jake English partners up with a politically experienced Dave Strider to take the mayoral office things get a bit out of hand. With power at his finger tips Jake beings to lose his grip on reality, losing himself to the madness within. After all, what's the fun in being a Lord if you can't be a little mad once in a while? Especially since he was the dark horse candidate running in the election.
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- Part 1 of Dark Horse
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John Egbert has been planning this for exactly three months and fourteen days. With the help of most of his friends, he is most definitely going to marry Karl Vantas.
What he did not plan was all the shenanigans that are bound to happen, because, after all, this is Karl we're talking about. John is sure that this whole fiasco is going to include: Slick trying to kill somebody, his own siblings somehow ruining his wedding (Jane needs to stop with this Betty Crocker business), Victoria being... herself, and various people being too drunk to even walk straight.
He isn't exactly sure if he's ready for all of that...
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Roxy is on the path to heart break. Dirk needs to protect his younger sister.
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- Part 1 of The Strider-Lalonde Family
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Roxy hasn't drank anything for far too long.
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She breezes up the driveway in the peak of summer like it’s nothing, blonde hair flowing in the wind and sunglasses perched on her nose.