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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    There comes a certain amount of complication to life when the world descends into a zombie apocalypse, but you certainly didn't sign up for watching your best friend die. When Jake is bitten it changes the course of you and your friends mission for survival, now you have to do it with a zombie in tow. Bad situations get worse however while compensating for Jake's new disposition, and when you begin to learn the true caliber of the pandemic and it's consequences while balancing demands from your past, you begin to wonder what it is that you're hoping for.

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    In a pretty near future in the human world, where never any sburb was played, Aranea Serket and her Daughter, Vriska Serket, and human Trafficking pirates working for the omnious bourgeoisie of earth. But the characters we know and love who live apart from all of that will find themselves much more involved than they originally planned, Especially Prosecutor Pyrope who will make her duty to make the Serkets (and they're bosses) pay for their crimes agains't humanity. Not to mention that their usual trade is now shadowed by their megalomaniacal plans to use cloning to establish an autoritarian ruling over everywhere, apparently governing the world from the shadows not being sufficient for our power-hungry blue bloods.

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    Just some simple DirkXRoxy one shots

    Enjoy~!

    *I own nothing except the writing, Hussie owns everything*

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    When Dirk was merely 2 years old, social workers came to his house and took him away. His mother had been gone for too long. A neighbor had heard him screaming. His records were sealed and he was put into foster care. He was smart and adorable, but he was a shit. He refused to talk, screamed when people touched him, and refused to eat often. Passed off from foster home to foster home, Dirk was emotionally distance.

    Now he's 19, in an extremely toxic relationship that borderlines on abusive, and can't seem to make friends.

    Sinking to a new low, he posts on Tumblr about wanting friends. Fortunately, Roxy Lalonde replies and with her, an adventure of discovering your roots, a lot of platonic cuddles, and the answer to the question, "What does it really mean to be family?"

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    Dave Strider is a prince with too much work. Dirk Strider is the king who gives too much work. Roxy Lalonde is the queen who, well, doesn't really do anything except be cute, to Dave at least. And Karkat? Oooh boy.

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    Jane is young. She has a whole life ahead of her. Well, kind of. I mean, it's a fairly shitty life, what with her ex-boyfriend living next door, her brother being a- for lack of a better word- total asshole, one that she has to babysit, no less, and her dad being kind of terrifyingly *there* all the time, but, hey, things get better.

    Which is exactly why she's walking into a yarn shop to get knitting lessons. To make things better. The only thing is, she was expecting some old lady with stories that start with "back in my day", and, to put it simply, that isn't quite what she gets.

     

    [On... Pause? Kind of? Idefk. Just. Lemme actually figure out where I'm goin' with it.]

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    [Canon x Canon] [OC x Canon]
    [Humanstuck AU] [Bandstuck AU {Created by a friend and I}] [Highschoolstuck AU]

    You see it: The antics and flood of wired-up children flood out of the band room. Occasionally, you see the oddball parading their instrument through the hall and whatnot. But, what actually happens in the the band room? Well-- that stays in the band room.

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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse have battled against each other for over fifty years. The war had ravaged the two kingdoms for a long time and only reached its peak when the infant princess of Prospit vanished mysteriously. Now, a Derse seer has foretold the arrival of a new hero and at that time, a boy from Prospit has found his calling.

    A peasant goes on his quest, a seer foresees a miracle, a knight crosses enemy lines and a witch searches for truth.

    It all goes downhill from there.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    In the Victorian London, the barber Jake English is married to the handsome Dirk and they adopt a lovely child, Rose. The beauty of Dirk attracts the attention of the corrupt Judge Caliborn, who falsely accuses the barber of a crime that he did not commit and abuses Dirk later after gaining custody of him. After fifteen years in exile, Jake returns to London under the new identity of Sweeney Todd, seeking revenge against Caliborn. He meets the widow Mrs. Crocker who is the owner of a meat pie shop who tells him that Dirk swallowed arsenic many years ago, and Caliborn assigned himself tutor of Rose. He opens a barber shop above her store, initiating a crime rampage against those who made him suffer and lose his beloved family.

    Cast:
    (In order of appearance)

    Jake English as the role of Sweeney Todd

    Kanaya Maryam as the role of Antony Hope

    Jane Crocker as the role of Mrs. N Lovett

    Dirk Strider as the role of the Beggar Woman

    Rose Lalonde as the role of Johanna Barker

    Caliborn (UU) as the role of Judge Turpin

    John Egbert as the role of Tobias Ragg

    Aranea Serket as the role of Adolfo Perelli

     

    Updates every 13th day of the month.

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    There are things in the world that are only heard in fairy tales. They're told to children to keep them inside and said around fires to spook the old. In the Kingdom of Derse these fairy tales are known far and wide. No one believed they were real. At first.

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    21/?
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    The one with Roxy deeply in love with Dirk since they were kids but he only got eyes for Jake (when they met) even though she refuses to abandon him (Dirk) even when he only needs her to be his crying shoulder.

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    Basically Romeo and Juliet rewritten so that it is now Johnkat fanfiction and has a happy ending. If you are reading Romeo and Juliet in school, why not read this version instead, where your OTP falls in love in 413 different ways?

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you have just woken up in a hospital. They say you've been in a coma for 5 years, just like many other teenagers all over the world had when that meteor shower happened 5 years ago. No major damage was done to the Earth, but all the teenagers were kept under strict watch, they say.

    But you know what really happened... sorta.

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    During the Trickster Arc, Jake, Jane, and Roxy have a wonderful trickster wedding, and all seems well at the time. But a few months later, an unforeseen situation arises that may change their lives forever. Post-Sburb AU

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    Jake is caught crying, and Roxy decides that he needs some hugs.

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