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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

    Language:
    English
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    135,244
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2643
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    After [S] Game Over, Jane and Jake awake in the dream bubbles and try to sort things out. Unfortunately, guilt overtakes Jane and convinces Jake that the two of them should go their separate ways and traverse the Dreambubbles alone. However, the Dreambubbles aren’t nearly as empty as Jane expected.

    Turns out, sorting through your problems is a key part of the afterlife.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,666
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    107
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    A collection of JakeDirk One shots

    Some are angsty I'm sorry-

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    Your typical kidswap/bloodswap fanfic... or is it?!

    Yeah.

    Yeah, it's just another swap fic :/

    (This fanfic is really recent and hasn't even gotten to the part where John leaves his bedroom. Be patient! Sprites can be found at: https://landoftalkspritesandpaneledits.tumblr.com/tagged/kidswap)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,382
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,766
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    582
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    Your name is Jane Egbert, and you are eight years old. Today your father sits you down on the sofa, his pipe in his mouth and informs you that your grandmother has died. You look at the jar of ashes on the mantlepiece and think that this is not news to you.

    “No, Jane,” he tells you, “your other grandmother. Your mother’s mother.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1018
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    There is a hunter encampment run by Dadbert near a demon hive run by the Striders. Demon Dirk and Dave meet John and Jake in the woods one day, unfortunately John and Jake are hunters, ready to kill off demons on sight. Could these men become unlikely friends? Or will they stay enemies forever?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,134
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    621
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    Your name is Jake English, and you don’t know how you let things get this bad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    398
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    They had finally beat the game. After years of waiting and fighting, the surviving players had won their prize of a new universe, a whole new Earth. And when they opened the door, it was truly beautiful.

    The dead players had been resurrected in the new universe. Everyone was healed and happy.

    Roxy used her Void powers to create the quest beds of those who could not achieve their God Tier. Once everyone had finished, the Earth was put under protection of the new "Gods and Goddesses of Earth".

    Years pass. this kids and trolls are all around 28 years old. Bonds were formed and broken, and it seemed that the closest bond to have forged over the years was between John and Karkat.

    Now, after finishing the game, John had a lot of time to think about things. He knew how close he was to Karkat. However, odd feelings had arose for the mutant-blooded troll.

    John had always denied that he was homosexual. But...maybe it was only because he didn't want to be a disappointment? Or maybe because he didn't want to have his heart broken?

    Love, rivalry, friendship, matespritship, kismesisitude, and moirailliance will all be mixed together into one big pile of feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,277
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    323
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,890
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1176
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    Dirk and Jake
    Jake and Dirk
    Those were the only combinations of names you hear anymore.
    Your name is Jane Crocker and, at one point, you were the only one talking to Jake English.
    So, maybe, that's why when you heard Dirk's plan to win Jake over again.

    Maybe that's why you stole it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    116
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    Jane Crocker loves to bake but when she comes home and catches Dirk and Jake eating a cake she had made for her father, she believes punishment is necessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    261
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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,676
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    576
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    A series of shitty edits of panels from yaoi manga.

    Made in 2015. Originally posted to my (now deleted) MS Paint Yaoi Adventures tumblr blog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    690
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,070
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1883
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    What if, instead of sending armies of soldiers into battlefields between the living and dead - we attempted to help the zombies regain their humanity and welcome them back into society?
    Roughly 3 Years have passed and as far as Jane knows, all her fiends are dead. She has taken up a job as a patrol officer to look out for rabid zombies when one in particular catches her eye...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,360
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    Unrequited love feels like a knife being driven into your heart and having it twisted until you're left bone dry. This time however, it comes with a cruel and floral touch.

    Your name is Jane Crocker, and you have contracted the fatal Hanahaki Disease.

    (AKA. I got inspired to write angst from some art on Tumblr. Just fuckin great.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    354
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    "C'mon John! You should sign this form! After all, we're getting paid to fiddle around with those scientific doo dads and what nots!" Your cousin prodded at your stomach and you stepped closer to the form, signing it quickly.

    Your name is John Egbert and you really regret that action.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,417
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    717
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    В какой-то момент, находясь все еще в состоянии утренней полудремы, ты понимаешь две вещи:
    1. Твой муж – это твой бывший муж. Он не должен быть в кровати с тобой.
    2. Твой бывший муж – это твой мертвый бывший муж. Он точно не должен быть в кровати с тобой.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    68
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    At some point in a drifting haze of the morning you realize two things:

    1. Your husband is your ex-husband. He should not be in bed with you.

    2. Your ex-husband is your dead ex-husband. He definitely should not be in bed with you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,968
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1810

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