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    Terezi Pyrope is starting life in a new state, at a new school, thanks to her mother's new job.

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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    6/?
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    10
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    17
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    3
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    Dave Strider is a prince with too much work. Dirk Strider is the king who gives too much work. Roxy Lalonde is the queen who, well, doesn't really do anything except be cute, to Dave at least. And Karkat? Oooh boy.

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    4/?
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    9
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    43
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    7
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    575
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    8/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    15/?
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    55
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    43
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    7
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    1/?
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    something about being kitty!humans and everyday life shit.
    p much just fluff an shiiii

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    10
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    "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

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    3/11
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    3
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    22
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    1
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    Based on a prompt: A sweet hospice nurse with a mentally ill sibling opens a shelter with a repulsive doctor and finds joy.

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    English
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    2/?
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    3
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    7
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    1
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    Warmth steals up your arms and crawls into your heart. Warmth pushes its foggy fingers into your head. Blue light ripples across the person-shaped husk beneath you, as Aradia’s voice says “Better if she didn’t know what hit her,” only the word hit rings echoes off the walls of the cavern, and a wisp of smoke leaks out of the barrel of the pistol leveled at your head.

    * * *


    This is the sad/happy/sexy/epic story of thirteen teenagers against the world. (With bonus tracks.)
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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/24
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    22
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    In a pretty near future in the human world, where never any sburb was played, Aranea Serket and her Daughter, Vriska Serket, and human Trafficking pirates working for the omnious bourgeoisie of earth. But the characters we know and love who live apart from all of that will find themselves much more involved than they originally planned, Especially Prosecutor Pyrope who will make her duty to make the Serkets (and they're bosses) pay for their crimes agains't humanity. Not to mention that their usual trade is now shadowed by their megalomaniacal plans to use cloning to establish an autoritarian ruling over everywhere, apparently governing the world from the shadows not being sufficient for our power-hungry blue bloods.

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    20/?
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    Dirk returns home from the war and reunites with his wife and kids.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    Officers Dirk Strider and Jake English have one mission: bring the nefarious gang, The Midnight Crew, to justice. Prefurrably without the help of infamous cat burglar, Nepeta Leijon.

    Starring sassy thieves, way too many cats, relationship drama, bad cop tropes, crossdressing detectives, collateral damage and a happy ending.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    17
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    13
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    Chapters:
    24/24
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    106
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    9
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    There comes a certain amount of complication to life when the world descends into a zombie apocalypse, but you certainly didn't sign up for watching your best friend die. When Jake is bitten it changes the course of you and your friends mission for survival, now you have to do it with a zombie in tow. Bad situations get worse however while compensating for Jake's new disposition, and when you begin to learn the true caliber of the pandemic and it's consequences while balancing demands from your past, you begin to wonder what it is that you're hoping for.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    5
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    6/?
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    Just some simple DirkXRoxy one shots

    Enjoy~!

    *I own nothing except the writing, Hussie owns everything*

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    1
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    When Dirk was merely 2 years old, social workers came to his house and took him away. His mother had been gone for too long. A neighbor had heard him screaming. His records were sealed and he was put into foster care. He was smart and adorable, but he was a shit. He refused to talk, screamed when people touched him, and refused to eat often. Passed off from foster home to foster home, Dirk was emotionally distance.

    Now he's 19, in an extremely toxic relationship that borderlines on abusive, and can't seem to make friends.

    Sinking to a new low, he posts on Tumblr about wanting friends. Fortunately, Roxy Lalonde replies and with her, an adventure of discovering your roots, a lot of platonic cuddles, and the answer to the question, "What does it really mean to be family?"

    Language:
    English
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    510
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    5
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    172
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    Jane is young. She has a whole life ahead of her. Well, kind of. I mean, it's a fairly shitty life, what with her ex-boyfriend living next door, her brother being a- for lack of a better word- total asshole, one that she has to babysit, no less, and her dad being kind of terrifyingly *there* all the time, but, hey, things get better.

    Which is exactly why she's walking into a yarn shop to get knitting lessons. To make things better. The only thing is, she was expecting some old lady with stories that start with "back in my day", and, to put it simply, that isn't quite what she gets.

     

    [On... Pause? Kind of? Idefk. Just. Lemme actually figure out where I'm goin' with it.]

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    English
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    902
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    65

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