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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    What if, instead of sending armies of soldiers into battlefields between the living and dead - we attempted to help the zombies regain their humanity and welcome them back into society?
    Roughly 3 Years have passed and as far as Jane knows, all her fiends are dead. She has taken up a job as a patrol officer to look out for rabid zombies when one in particular catches her eye...

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    Unrequited love feels like a knife being driven into your heart and having it twisted until you're left bone dry. This time however, it comes with a cruel and floral touch.

    Your name is Jane Crocker, and you have contracted the fatal Hanahaki Disease.

    (AKA. I got inspired to write angst from some art on Tumblr. Just fuckin great.)

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    The cities of Derse and Prospit were unwillingly the victims of some metaphorical military bullshit and nobody was prepared for the sudden destruction of their towns. At least, there were four people who had been through so much worse and were prepared for the moment that everything went to shit and even with children they weren't planning on giving in.

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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    4/?
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    6
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    "C'mon John! You should sign this form! After all, we're getting paid to fiddle around with those scientific doo dads and what nots!" Your cousin prodded at your stomach and you stepped closer to the form, signing it quickly.

    Your name is John Egbert and you really regret that action.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    14
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    23
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    В какой-то момент, находясь все еще в состоянии утренней полудремы, ты понимаешь две вещи:
    1. Твой муж – это твой бывший муж. Он не должен быть в кровати с тобой.
    2. Твой бывший муж – это твой мертвый бывший муж. Он точно не должен быть в кровати с тобой.

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    21/?
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    47
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    2
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    At some point in a drifting haze of the morning you realize two things:

    1. Your husband is your ex-husband. He should not be in bed with you.

    2. Your ex-husband is your dead ex-husband. He definitely should not be in bed with you.

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    Prompt from tumblr: Hey! How about human karkat has a pet/companion feral Eridan, and Eridan sometimes expresses the desire to eat people. Karkat is like, “hey, I’m down as long as you spit me out.”

    And well, I went overboard and wrote this! it's got plot, i promise.

    and Safe, non-sexual vore

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    18/?
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    50
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    Chapters:
    42/?
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    14
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    Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Earth with the Guardians revived, Dave has nothing much to worry about, and way too much time to dwell on what he's lost.

    A whole world of new experiences within his grasp, Dirk thinks it's time to move on with his life.

    Under the ticking clock of a curse he picked up during the Game, Jake may not have much of a life to move on with.

    (Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Alternia with the Empress revived, Karkat has a lot to worry about, but not too little time to hurt over what he's lost.)

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    8/?
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    49
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    5
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    Being English'd has an unforeseen ripple effect.

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    Terezi Pyrope is starting life in a new state, at a new school, thanks to her mother's new job.

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    12/?
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    34
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    33
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    Just some simple DirkXRoxy one shots

    Enjoy~!

    *I own nothing except the writing, Hussie owns everything*

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    10
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    1
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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    18
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    31
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    7
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    Dave Strider is being forced to go to Camp Skaia, a famous camp on the west coast where children travel the country to attend. Alongside his older brother Dirk, and his obnoxious assigned camp buddy John Egbert, Dave just hopes he’ll be able to make it out of these eight weeks alive.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    293
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    57
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
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    73
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    11
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    Dave Strider is a prince with too much work. Dirk Strider is the king who gives too much work. Roxy Lalonde is the queen who, well, doesn't really do anything except be cute, to Dave at least. And Karkat? Oooh boy.

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    English
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    5,421
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    620

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