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Jade Harley is the heiress of the Crocker Corporation, and one fateful night, she contracts amnesia and loses all of her memories. She is found by some Trolls who raise her on a remote island. Ten years later, she reappears and is discovered by Dave Strider, who wants to make a profit, and John Egbert, her twin who wants to serve a dish of cold revenge on their "grandmother". Meanwhile, they are hunted across the country by the one who started it all: Jack Noir. (Based on the movie "Anastasia" from 1997)
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High school never ends. It's still all about that one drunk chick and her infidel/robotics whiz boyfriend who's still got the hots for the genius-and-wanderlust-prone guy who's dating the sweet-as-sugar culinary major. The past really likes to rear its ugly head, doesn't it?
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Your name is Roxy, and don't have a last name. As far as you know you've never had a last name and probably never will. And for some reason that's sadder to you then anything else.
All you have is a broken silver locket your parents gave you before dropping you off at this rotten orphanage. Inside of it is a note.- Words:
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You exist and your body does not, nor does your life or what proceeded before awareness. You breathe cold. You are blank. Your ears catch the sound of silence. You taste stillness.
You take another breath.
The state of your existence is unsure.
The room is very white.
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You're name is Roxy Lalonde and you currently loathe yourself. You're bullied at school, you keep drinking and you think your friends are getting sick of you
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Jane getting off to the thought of Jake having sex with her.
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In which Jane is filled to the brim.
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Warmth steals up your arms and crawls into your heart. Warmth pushes its foggy fingers into your head. Blue light ripples across the person-shaped husk beneath you, as Aradia’s voice says “Better if she didn’t know what hit her,” only the word hit rings echoes off the walls of the cavern, and a wisp of smoke leaks out of the barrel of the pistol leveled at your head.
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LILIH is consistent with the state of Homestuck through the end of Act 6 Act 4. All you need to know is that everyone lives together in a big house after the game, and the B2 kids never reached god tier.
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- Part 2 of Lift It Like It's Heavy
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Your name is Dirk Strider. You have been called many things in your life, but you never expected that "Father" would be one of them.
Yet here you are with two adorable brats, an almost-estranged ex, and a lot of regrets. You're a pretty pathetic parent and have a history as the most hella bad boyfriend of all time, but you try to take it day by day.
Then someone comes along who's frighteningly similar to the hero from your favorite childhood movie, and it turns your whole world on its head.
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How the humans got their rings.
Also known as "Jake knows what to do completely, and Dirk is, to a degree, like Ryan Reynolds from the Green Lantern movie".
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- Part 1 of Lanternstuck
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Volevi essere meno egoista, meno chiusa, meno debole. Volevi essere un leader, ma avevi capito che il tuo posto era quello di schiava, di marionetta –e no, non era Dirk il marionettista da accusare come sempre avevi fatto, ma qualcuno di intimo, così intimo da condividere con te il cognome. • [Jane-centric][Happy 4/13, Jane Crocker; è anche il tuo, di compleanno.]
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au in the future and w/e
it was originally made for cass but she h8s me now????
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its not even done yet its like going to be like a series i guess???
like the first four parts, then the next four and after i finish my secret santa shit ill actually make each part its own chapter w/ more details and shit i guess idk maybe -
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Jake English is fifteen, full of hormones, and just met all three of his very attractive friends in person for the first time.
A story of friendship, romance, and of how they sometimes don't quite seem to match up.
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- Part 2 of Alpha Kids: Unite
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"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee."
Jake English was 5 years old when his parents died. This is the first day of the rest of his life.
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Sometimes the good memories are more painful than the bad ones.
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Dirk carries out the weekly routine. Change is far out of his reach, but that's alright. He's learned to tolerate it.
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Today is Culling day, date in which each district sends a boy and girl to represent them in the Endurance Trials. They call you up and you freeze. Your lungs burn and your teeth clench. You still don’t know how you made your way to the stage. But you stand there. You stand there and stare ahead. They call him up and he stands next to you. And you both look out to the ones who sent you to your death.
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Jake is a little strange to Jane at first. Not a bad strange that makes her uncomfortable or a strange that makes her want to call the cops or Roxy or spill her drink on him in an effort to excuse her herself but a strange that makes her strangely curious.
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you need a place to live on account of your current jobless homelessness.
In which Jane Crocker is not the same as she was in high school, Detective Karkat Vantas has the patience of a god, the Felt is disposed of off-screen, Lord English is a scrawny thirteen-year-old for most of his life, Gamzee Makara is a troll unhinged, Dave Strider is Not Amused, and Dirk Strider has no idea what he's getting himself into.
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- Part 1 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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When Dirk confesses his feelings for Roxy, the girl throws herself into denial and runs away. Dirk later finds out why.
(Request on the Kink Meme)