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    Your name is Jane Egbert, and you are eight years old. Today your father sits you down on the sofa, his pipe in his mouth and informs you that your grandmother has died. You look at the jar of ashes on the mantlepiece and think that this is not news to you.

    “No, Jane,” he tells you, “your other grandmother. Your mother’s mother.”

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    1/1
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    14
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    41
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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
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    2
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    435
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    There is a hunter encampment run by Dadbert near a demon hive run by the Striders. Demon Dirk and Dave meet John and Jake in the woods one day, unfortunately John and Jake are hunters, ready to kill off demons on sight. Could these men become unlikely friends? Or will they stay enemies forever?

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    English
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    18,134
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    524
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    After [S] Game Over, Jane and Jake awake in the dream bubbles and try to sort things out. Unfortunately, guilt overtakes Jane and convinces Jake that the two of them should go their separate ways and traverse the Dreambubbles alone. However, the Dreambubbles aren’t nearly as empty as Jane expected.

    Turns out, sorting through your problems is a key part of the afterlife.

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    2,029
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    1/?
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    1
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    3
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    27
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    Your name is Jake English, and you don’t know how you let things get this bad.

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    English
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    2,418
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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    288
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    They had finally beat the game. After years of waiting and fighting, the surviving players had won their prize of a new universe, a whole new Earth. And when they opened the door, it was truly beautiful.

    The dead players had been resurrected in the new universe. Everyone was healed and happy.

    Roxy used her Void powers to create the quest beds of those who could not achieve their God Tier. Once everyone had finished, the Earth was put under protection of the new "Gods and Goddesses of Earth".

    Years pass. this kids and trolls are all around 28 years old. Bonds were formed and broken, and it seemed that the closest bond to have forged over the years was between John and Karkat.

    Now, after finishing the game, John had a lot of time to think about things. He knew how close he was to Karkat. However, odd feelings had arose for the mutant-blooded troll.

    John had always denied that he was homosexual. But...maybe it was only because he didn't want to be a disappointment? Or maybe because he didn't want to have his heart broken?

    Love, rivalry, friendship, matespritship, kismesisitude, and moirailliance will all be mixed together into one big pile of feels.

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    4,277
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    21
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    276
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    English
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    25,890
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    9/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1093
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    Dirk and Jake
    Jake and Dirk
    Those were the only combinations of names you hear anymore.
    Your name is Jane Crocker and, at one point, you were the only one talking to Jake English.
    So, maybe, that's why when you heard Dirk's plan to win Jake over again.

    Maybe that's why you stole it?

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    English
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    680
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    100
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    Jane Crocker loves to bake but when she comes home and catches Dirk and Jake eating a cake she had made for her father, she believes punishment is necessary.

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    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    220
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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    564
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    A series of shitty edits of panels from yaoi manga.

    Made in 2015. Originally posted to my (now deleted) MS Paint Yaoi Adventures tumblr blog.

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    English
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    42/42
    Comments:
    1
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    44
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    1
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    614
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    22/?
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    124
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    62
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    3
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    What if, instead of sending armies of soldiers into battlefields between the living and dead - we attempted to help the zombies regain their humanity and welcome them back into society?
    Roughly 3 Years have passed and as far as Jane knows, all her fiends are dead. She has taken up a job as a patrol officer to look out for rabid zombies when one in particular catches her eye...

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    100
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    Unrequited love feels like a knife being driven into your heart and having it twisted until you're left bone dry. This time however, it comes with a cruel and floral touch.

    Your name is Jane Crocker, and you have contracted the fatal Hanahaki Disease.

    (AKA. I got inspired to write angst from some art on Tumblr. Just fuckin great.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    318
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    "C'mon John! You should sign this form! After all, we're getting paid to fiddle around with those scientific doo dads and what nots!" Your cousin prodded at your stomach and you stepped closer to the form, signing it quickly.

    Your name is John Egbert and you really regret that action.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
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    697
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    В какой-то момент, находясь все еще в состоянии утренней полудремы, ты понимаешь две вещи:
    1. Твой муж – это твой бывший муж. Он не должен быть в кровати с тобой.
    2. Твой бывший муж – это твой мертвый бывший муж. Он точно не должен быть в кровати с тобой.

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    Русский
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    1,910
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    61
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    At some point in a drifting haze of the morning you realize two things:

    1. Your husband is your ex-husband. He should not be in bed with you.

    2. Your ex-husband is your dead ex-husband. He definitely should not be in bed with you.

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    1/1
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    24
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    235
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    32
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    Prompt from tumblr: Hey! How about human karkat has a pet/companion feral Eridan, and Eridan sometimes expresses the desire to eat people. Karkat is like, “hey, I’m down as long as you spit me out.”

    And well, I went overboard and wrote this! it's got plot, i promise.

    and Safe, non-sexual vore

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    19
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    56,193
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2662
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,495
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3065

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