6 Works found in Jane Crocker/Jake English/Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider

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  1. Aspects of a Kidnapping by

    Homestuck  

    17 May 2012

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    "You hear about these things happening, like rips in paradox space caused by the personification of the cosmos reaching out and righting itself," explained Roxy. "Which is a lot of bullshit, actually. If this cage is our cosmic destiny then I want the fuck out."

    Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake are captured by slavers on Alternia. The situation, surprisingly, gets worse from there.

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  2. All Arise! by

    Homestuck  

    8 May 2012

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    We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott

    Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    13
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    54
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    7
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  3. Alpha Kid Soup by

    Homestuck  

    6 May 2012

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    TG: there is exactly 1 thing better than “correspondign" ;) with ur sweetheart
    TG: and thats correpsonding with ur sweetie…and ur friends too
    TG: if u know what i mean

    Jane and Jake spark up a relationship over the course of their SBURB game, and Jane is delighted at the chance to consummate their relationship - but Dirk and Roxy don't want to be left out in the cold. Why go for two, when four is a much more appealing number?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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  4. The Prince's Playtime by

    Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures  

    2 May 2012

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    Dirk's partners help him unwind.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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  5. The Tipsy Gnostalgic by

    Homestuck  

    19 Apr 2012

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    It’s five-fifteen in the afternoon and Roxy Lalonde is sober as fuck and hating every minute of it.

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    1/1
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    208

  6. The Blue Bandit by

    Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures  

    9 Feb 2012

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    Or: Jake English and the eternal struggle to get someone to pay attention to his shiny new junk.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1251

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