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    Your name is Beck Strider. You got a sister, a mom, a dad, some good-ass friends and a promising future.

    Some tentacled nightmares make a deal with a certain green man, and shit proceeds to hit the fan.

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    In which the Homestuck characters live in a alternate universe and go to school at Skaia High,home of the mighty Bullfrogs!
    I do not own Homestuck or any of these characters,they belong to Andrew Hussie!

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    Dirk and Jane had been through a lot of things together. But once they go through what happens next, what will they do? What will Dirk do?

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    It's the last day of school dedicated to clubs. At least that's tomorrow.

    You have two boxes full of Lego's, you have just finished making onion caramel apples. The Oreo's are ready and you have the cans of silly string. Now all you need is the bowl of skittles, Reese's, and M&Ms.

    Let's do this.

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    Dirk and Dave are living their first year alone while Dirk goes to college. Dirk struggles to balance raising Dave, his studies, and his growing attraction for a certain Computer Programming Major. Not to mention all the people he snipped out of his life like a baby who just got a hold of scissors for the first time trying to connect back with him. He really needs a drink.

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    You never claimed to be a saint.

    or: in which everyone is awful, at least a little bit, except for jane. because Character Flaws™

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    Jane Crocker loves to bake but when she comes home and catches Dirk and Jake eating a cake she had made for her father, she believes punishment is necessary.

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    but i laugh because i know that you wouldn't be crying about it, because when would you ever?

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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud.

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    “To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”

    “You’re shitting me.”

    “Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”

    In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store, Karkat Vantas ran away from home, Rose and Kanaya are the only rational adults, and Jane Crocker knows exactly how to stop a thief.

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    "C'mon John! You should sign this form! After all, we're getting paid to fiddle around with those scientific doo dads and what nots!" Your cousin prodded at your stomach and you stepped closer to the form, signing it quickly.

    Your name is John Egbert and you really regret that action.

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    Sometimes, life gets too suffocating and you have to escape. You've been running your whole life, and you've never had anyone to return to. Until you met them.

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    I realize it would be incredibly uncool of me to just dive right into how I managed to wrangle in a catch like Jane. So, as the optimally cool dude that I am, I’m going to enlighten you. I didn’t use to be the amazing prince you know me as now, believe it or not. I was once a meager average thief. And by that, I mean I was an amazing truly talented top of the line thief. I was the top of the top. I was the Michael Jordan Alpha of the pack of wild Michael Jordans that roam the basketball deserts feasting on the corpses of smaller less talented basketball stars. I would love to sit down and drill this shit into your addled mind, but chances are if you’re listening to this, then you already the basic premise, and I’m sure Jane has told you the flowery exposition. So. This kiddies, is how I met Jane Crocker.

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    In which Jaynne Crockr will do just about anything to protect her moirail Dirrkh Stridr, and luckily, she isn't the only one.

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    WARNING: Transphobia Mention

     

    Dirk Strider, new kid at school, runs into a boy picking on another student. When the bully pulls him into the situation, what does Dirk do?

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    For the Sunguard Site Write Challenge, I have written one story or story-like prompt for each day of the month of July. Over the month of August, I will edit and post each of those stories to AO3, creating a mixed bag of works. I will post the finale story, from which this fic takes its name, once it's completed and edited. Enjoy!
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    Special thanks to Astralune, Starcunning, and Doomhamster for their kindness and encouragement throughout the process, and of course, all my readers over on tumblr!

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    You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet. You really can't wait to meet them, whoever they are, since you know that contact lenses are a huge pain to put in, it's why you just wear glasses.

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    terminallycapriciousbastard.tumblr.com

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    It's one a.m. on a Thursday night (morning?) when Karkat's presence was "blessed" by the oh so irritating Dave Strider. At first, neither one thinks anything of the encounter, besides the mutual "Oh shit, he's hot" moment, but when they both attend a New Year's Eve party, both boys begin to notice the undeniable ties between their lives. How could they not have noticed these before?
    ""Dude, this is insane. How could we have gone so long without knowing one another?"
    "Well, I don't know about you, but I knew you existed a long time ago. I just never cared to meet you."
    "Aw, for real. That hurts, bro. Right here, in my lung."
    "You're so weird, oh my god."
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    Slow editing, Updates on Sundays
    All rights to characters belongs to Andrew Hussie
    ((READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!))

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