11 Works found in Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider

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    Clever title!

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    A collections from my drabbles that basically revolve around middle aged/roommates Dirk Strider and Jane Crocker. Some are short, some have suggestive themes such as sex and things. Also? Dirk's kinda a porn star in this.

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    Apparently Dirk is fine with drawing himself kissing Jane....and groping her as well.

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    Sometimes, you just need to sit and talk. Even if what you really want to say doesn't end up getting said.

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    Dave’s at that age where he doesn’t really give a shit about your privacy and just wants to keep on bothering you until you snap- which you won’t, because that’s definitely not something that defines a Strider. Still, he’s getting pretty close with all the questions. You can’t tell if you want to give him an award for being so good at pestering you or if you want to give him a little gift that involves puppets invading his room in avalanche-form.

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    We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott

    Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.

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    Their hearts are breaking all around you, they're destroying themselves, and you can't do shit to stop anything. After all, you're only glasses.

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    Dirk and Jane make a grisly discovery while searching for Jake.

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    Leaving 21605 Fir Drive, Maple Valley, Washington for the first time, Jane Crocker visits by invitation to the home of one of her best friends: Dirk Strider. What could happen between these two when they're finally eye-to-eye? Only Time Will Tell.

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    There was an author, you think, that expressed everything perfectly about Jane Crocker-

    “If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”

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    1/1
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    6
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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