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Self hatred is a horrible thing when you like someone too good for you. Except that's just why heartbreak and childish innocence never mix.
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- Part 2 of Dirk Strider's Diary of a Robot Boy
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- 589
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- 1/1
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All you can say is that your life is pretty plain.
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Angels in Heaven, Demons in Hell.
It's a straightforward concept, one most people can grasp with ease, and for the purposes of a recounting such as this one, there will be heavy oversimplifications of facts, so that a mortal like yourself can understand them- but there are intricacies, specifics that sometimes don't even have names, and so details may be omitted for the sake of your sanity and the balance of human nature and the ability to cope with the understanding of a celestial or otherworldly realm to begin with. -
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In which Dirk prepares a surprise to cheer up his girlfriend
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- Part 41 of fanficstuck requests
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There's No Place Like Homestuck (Or Alternatively, Follow the Red Miles Road) by LepusCor
Homestuck
14 Jun 2013
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When a random tornado brings Jane Crocker's home into the Land of Crypts and Helium and crushes a menacing adversary, Jane is bestowed the task of defeating the Wicked Witch that haunts the land. Along with the help of her strange new companions, Jane learns to believe in herself and other people.
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Saving a kingdom was the job of gallant heralds and magnificent princes, not maids whose lives revolved around the scullery. But the heralds cannot save you for they cannot see the peril, and the princes will try to stop you for they are deaf to the truth. So in the end, it must be you. After all, you too were born to rule.
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- Part 1 of Forgestuck
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Jane never predicted this. After receiving the letters, she planned to have a safe and productive time studying at the academy with John; to graduate and get a stable job, and maybe even have a family.
She didn't plan to get involved with a dangerous rebel army. She didn't plan to fall in love with their rebel prince. And she definitely did not plan to lead an army to war against the most powerful force ruling the city.
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- Part 1 of Cannus Town Universe
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Dirk finally convinces Jane to meet up with him.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and this is your life.
Part of the Sherlockbound Universe.
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- Part 4 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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Side A: Your name is Jane Crocker and you're tying up loose ends.
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Side B: Your name is Dirk Strider and you don't care anymore.
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- Part 3 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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error [ er-er ]
noun 1. a deviation from accuracy or correctness; a mistake, as in action or speech 2. belief in something untrue 3. the condition of believing what is not true
enigma [ uh-nig-muh ]
noun 1. a puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation 2. a person of puzzling or contradictory character
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Your name is Jane Crocker and you think you might be falling head over heels for this man.
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you think that you might be unironically in love. -
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Streetwise gangster involved with all the problems that come with harsh life + Jack of all trades who is out of his own
= STREETJACK.A dramatic take on the homestuck kids when shoved into the ghettos of Harlem in a time of racism, gang violence, and plenty of other wrenching occasions.
- Words:
- 600
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- 1/?
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- 2
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- 94
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Dirk is coerced into going to the beach with his friends. Little does he know, he's going to deal with a big problem.
Warning: Crazy dirty talk and a virgin's fourth or third attempt at porn.
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- 1,745
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You exist and your body does not, nor does your life or what proceeded before awareness. You breathe cold. You are blank. Your ears catch the sound of silence. You taste stillness.
You take another breath.
The state of your existence is unsure.
The room is very white.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and for some reason, your life now revolves around a girl who wears mittens completely unironically.
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From a prompt I received on tumblr:
Dirk has a crush on Jane and constructs an elaborate plan to get Jane to help him find something he lost (detectives!!) but in reality he hasn't lost anything he just wants to spend time with her.
That's what I'm shooting for.
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Jane Crocker is a heiress to a famous bakery with her future mapped and planned to the minutest detail. Then, Dirk Strider had to come out of nowhere and sweep her off her feet with a rocket board and enough mysteries and adventure to make her have second thoughts. This is a story in which Jane and Dirk take on the roles of Sophie and Howl.
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Jane Crocker lost her father when she was 11, and she's been stuck in an orphanage for a very long time. That is, until the city's wealthiest woman suddenly decides to adopt her to keep her daughter company.
Fast-forward several years, and the entire city has got its bloomers in a bunch over the arrival of Prince Dirk Strider-Lalonde, visiting from Derse, a country far across the ocean. He has been cut off from his parents' considerable treasury, and has come to Prospit to travel and possibly get a job(or girlfriend).
Neither of them expect what happens to them.
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Jake is a dick.
Dirk has hurt feels.
Jane and Dirk talk about porn, sex, wet dreams and how unbelievably sexy she is when she orders him around.