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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    With her dad in hospice care now and her life in shambles, Jane Crocker is in desperate need of a break from herself.

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    Jane Crocker is dead. The one girl chosen to save the world is no more. The vanquisher of the evil and the undead is deceased. The slayer is gone.

    Your name is Dirk Strider and your best friend is dead.

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    In the year 2057, Dirk Strider finally has a plan to cure his best friend, Roxy, of her terminal illness. Saving her life, however, involves illegal street drugs, and an accidental visit by the Batterwitch herself.

    [You don't need to have watched the movie to undersand but you should probably read the first chapter. Not a crossover]

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    A short piece on a what if idea of mine involving Bro Strider and Nanna Egbert. This was a secret santa present for adreamingsongbird on Tumblr.

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    1/1
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

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    “To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”

    “You’re shitting me.”

    “Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”

    In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store, Karkat Vantas ran away from home, Rose and Kanaya are the only rational adults, and Jane Crocker knows exactly how to stop a thief.

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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    2/?
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    20
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    3
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    The adventures of Jane and Dirk, roommates, best friends, occasional archnemeses where bathroom space is concerned, eternally (platonically) devoted.

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    WARNING: Transphobia Mention

     

    Dirk Strider, new kid at school, runs into a boy picking on another student. When the bully pulls him into the situation, what does Dirk do?

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    It's Junior Year and it's time for Student Body Elections. Jane wants to be president. Dirk wants to be president. They run their own campaigns. This might just be a breaking point in their friendship. The pranks get out of hand, they give their all to win. But who will come out on top?

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    John Egbert is Sixteen, and finally old enough to go on his Pokémon journey! Along with his friends Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam and Karkat Vantas as well as his sister Jade, he's going to have the time of his life.
    But, he's worried that when they go their separate ways, everyone will be too busy to hang out with him!
    Luckily he meets Dave, who is cute, a massive nerd and really cool. Who John definitely doesn't have a crush on, nope not at all.

    But Dave has a secret that will rock the foundations of John's world forever.

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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    Sick of all her furrends fighting, or purrhaps to relieve their stress, Nepeta sets up a huge roleplay memo.
    It doesn't end well

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    Roxy comes to Dirk for some urgent 'teen romance advice', despite the fact that Dirk is possibly the worst person to ask for romantic advice.

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    357
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    702
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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    English
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    10,126
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    142
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    726
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    13376
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    Jane and Dirk cheer each other up after a bad day.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    367

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