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Your name is Dirk Strider. You have been called many things in your life, but you never expected that "Father" would be one of them.
Yet here you are with two adorable brats, an almost-estranged ex, and a lot of regrets. You're a pretty pathetic parent and have a history as the most hella bad boyfriend of all time, but you try to take it day by day.
Then someone comes along who's frighteningly similar to the hero from your favorite childhood movie, and it turns your whole world on its head.
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Jane and Dirk are good friends who love each other very much, but aren't IN love with each other. And that's ok, too.
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Jane wakes up early to bake for the group, and Dave joins her.
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- 1/1
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Dirk puts on a little show for a friend, but certain articles of clothing prove difficult.
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Jane and Dave debrief.
Ouroboros remix of Hollywood Shenanigans.
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you need a place to live on account of your current jobless homelessness.
In which Jane Crocker is not the same as she was in high school, Detective Karkat Vantas has the patience of a god, the Felt is disposed of off-screen, Lord English is a scrawny thirteen-year-old for most of his life, Gamzee Makara is a troll unhinged, Dave Strider is Not Amused, and Dirk Strider has no idea what he's getting himself into.
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- Part 1 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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Jane dreams of a life that isn't hers. She dreams of a self that isn't quite her and of a Dirk that isn't quite Dirk.
And yet she refuses to believe in reincarnation.
Sequel to "The Girl in the Television"
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- Part 2 of Generation's Metronome
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Your name is David Strider, and you are terrified of rapid changes.
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You stare at the computer monitor in nothing short of mystification, finding yourself wondering what sort of rift in time and space your brother had caused and how.
In which a young man meets an even younger lady by happenstance and a little bit of unexplained hocuspocus.
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- Part 1 of Generation's Metronome
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A small idea was forming in his head. But when a small idea forms in Dirk Strider's head, in a matter of seconds, it is no longer small. It is a large, well thought out plan that WILL end in success. And now he had a plan. And when a Strider has a plan, shit gets done. He had more trouble keeping his smile down. Irons were about to be placed in the fire.
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Side A: In which a skilled heiress and a dangerous academic make their way across the apocalypse-ridden country to find their younger siblings, regroup with old friends, and escape to freedom.
Side B: In which two badass bros try and find their older siblings, help their cynical best friend, fall in love, and possibly save what’s left of the world.
(Also, zombies.)
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Or, "In which Dirk and AR are Iago from Othello, and Jane is extremely sexually frustrated."
Jake breaks Dirk's heart in the most careless way possible. Dirk plans to break his in the most twisted way possible.
This was for a request from a friend of mine for a Portal Ship fic. (I don't actually ship this pairing, so this was a challenge.)
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A wildboy Jake drabble in the Wilderness Heart series.
Jake does not respond well to broken electronics.
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- Part 3 of Wilderness Heart
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If she was to overstep her boundaries as Maid and act as Queen, then you shall just have to flashstep out of your role as Prince and become King.
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Two friends with identical crushes talk over Pesterchum; Dirk and Jane genderswapped.
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Jane has made an unintentional discovery, regarding her best friend's feelings, and doesn't know how to take the information.
The Auto-Responder probably isn't the best person for talking about it, but he's better than no one. -
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A bunch of drabbles/one-shots based on various canon situations and associated with playing cards. 99.99% character interaction, .009% speculation and silliness, .001% plot.
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The game ends and they expect to wake up back in 2011, the troll occupation a thing that never happened. Instead it's 2424 and there's not a single human still alive on Earth. Including them.
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Dirk and Jane talk about Jake, then Dirk lightens the mood by stripping for her.
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"We speak occasionally?” You say it like a question, because you have no idea what you’re supposed to be saying. Somehow, you don’t think “he’s self-appointed himself as my bodyguard” would fly. “There’s nothing going on between us,” you add, because geez, there isn’t!
(Or, the new kid in school and the boy she befriends.)
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- Part 1 of Recovery Process