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    Just James and the cat.

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    “Fine,” Gorev lifts the gun. “Sometimes, there are worse things than death, yes?” he strolls back over to the table, Q tipping his head back as he watches him, the words no less horrible for being annoyingly cliché. “Sometimes,” Gorev carries on in a musing tone, “sometimes it’s the suffering of others that brings the worst pain. Especially the suffering of those we care about,” he picks up another instrument from the table and tosses it at one of the henchmen stationed over James.

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    A mission goes wrong and Q and Bond both end up kidnapped. Their captor wants Q to hack into MI6 for him, and when Q refuses, he decides to try and get the right leverage - namely, to torture Bond in front of Q.

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    Post Spectre fic. James leaves with Madeleine as in the film, canon compliant up to the end of the film assuming you agree about UST between Bond and Q.

    This is what happens next.

    Rating may change as we go...

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    6/?
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    1245
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    "My youngest brother disappeared fifteen years ago. It was believed he was murdered." Mycroft Holmes said to the operative from MI6.
    "I understand that, sir. But what does that have to do with my Quartermaster?" asked James Bond.
    "Because your Quartermaster is my dead brother."

    Q ran away from home fifteen years ago. Everyone believed he had been murdered but he wasn't. And if he wants to keep his position at MI6 he needs to determine who the real killer is and who will be the next victim.

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    15/20
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    "Podczas badania USG w 5 miesiącu prawdopodobnie można już określić, czy urodzi się chłopiec czy dziewczynka."

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    Kiedy Q zamieszkał w Londynie miał niemal 25 lat i przeszłość, o której nie lubił mówić. Miał kota, który nie miał imienia, pracę, legalną i nudną, i małego kaktusa, którego zostawili poprzedni właściciele.

    To nowe życie było okropnie jałowe, ale bezpieczne. Było brakiem faceta, który samym swoim widokiem potrafił popsuć Q dzień, brakiem włamań na serwery agencji, które mogłyby kazać zabić go tak szybko, że nawet by nie zauważył, było odpoczynkiem od głośnej klubowej muzyki i obcych dłoni na jego ciele. Było wszystkim, czego Q nigdy nie miał.

    Więc Q przeklina dzień, w którym M włazi mu do mieszkania, kradnie jego ulubiony fotel i zostawia mu wizytówkę, a Q jest kompletnie bezbronny przeciwko jej oszczędnym uśmiechom i naturalnemu ciepłu.

    I tak Q poznaje 007. Agenta Jej Królewskiej Mości, kilkakrotnie zmartwychwstałego, podobno niepokonanego, absolutnie nieposłusznego dupka z ego zbyt dużym, żeby zmieściło się w jednym pokoju. I Bóg mu świadkiem, że jeżeli ten zakuty łeb nie przestanie nazywać go chłopcem, Q wepchnie mu szczątki broni najnowszej generacji w gardło.

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    4/?
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    At 5:00 am precisely everyday a kettle boils in an apartment in London. And a young quartermaster makes his first cup of Earl Grey.
    That is, until a mission goes wrong and a new enemy steps into the light.
    Parallax cooperatives are masters of disguise and deception.
    Can Q and 007 work through their differences to stop Parallax before it’s too late?

    (Exploding Pen Universe)

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    2/?
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    M's apprentice Q seized control of MI6 at the end of Skyfall. Two years later as M, Falkirk Bond prepares for the arrival of his and James' first child. Coming to terms with his ever growing Pack, we follow his path through parenthood as he leads one of the worlds' foremost intelligence agencies. Enemies rise, old and new but as the most accomplished Omega to walk the corridors of power in the British establishment he must remain unyielding despite the cost.

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    366 krátkých povídek ze života agentů, špionů a nájemných zabijáků a všech, co se plantají mezi nimi. Některé navazující, jiné jednorázovky. Tak si to koukejte užít!

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    Čeština
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    83,474
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    181/?
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    457
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    A collection of prompt fills from my tumblr in no particular order. Each can stand on its own. Marked complete, but will continue to add to this work.

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    Fresh off the back of the war and returning for eighth year, the students of Hogwarts are struggling to come to terms with their trauma, and juggling it with their NEWTS is not an easy ride. With the addition of muggle technology to the school curriculum however, the houses are brought together by online prank wars, embarrassing vines, cheeky tumblr asks, Harry and Draco constantly subtweeting each other, and the teachers sending out weird youtube videos in chain emails. With the end of their Hogwarts careers drawing nearer and their future looming in the close distance, all our faves have to figure out their priorities without losing everything they've only just started to build. And with the social unrest in the outside world, that's the least of their worries.

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    In retrospect, the whole thing was a series of extremely poor decisions on Q’s part, none of which he regretted in the slightest.
    Or, AU in which IT-techie!Q is chatted up by one James Bond and doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he’s also MI6.

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    The kid stilled, his eyes going sharp in a way that made James want to reach for his weapon. He remembered he didn’t have one, then remembered he was talking to a 12 year old the size of a cocker spaniel and he didn’t need a weapon anyway.

    “Give me access to MI6’s computers and I could take over the world,” the boy said softly.

    “Not exactly what we’re trying to accomplish, but an interesting option all the same,” James said, pursing his lips. “What’s your name?”

    “Why?”

    “Because, if I’m going to recruit you that’s something I’ll need to know.”
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    This is the origin story of Q/James Bond's relationship had they met quite a bit sooner in their MI6 careers. It is also a continuation/expansion of Jealous Gods, but it should make sense as a stand-alone piece. It will be formatted like Jealous Gods, going back and forth between present and past. Apologies in advance for any mistakes!

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    Q and Bond go on holiday.

    Involves bacon muffins, strawberries with champagne and dorks in love.

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    It is displeasing when the job interferes with a date.

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    Q's nerves are as frayed as his favourite cardigan. Fortunately, his favourite agent has a heart of stone interspersed with flecks of gold.

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    Even the easiest task may turn out a local disaster.

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    MI6 employed a broad variety of people with an equally broad array of sexual proclivities - no surprise in a place that trained and equipped international spies. Despite this openminded work environment, however, assumptions were made: obviously 007 was a hypersexual womanizer and the mild-mannered Quartermaster was asexual.

    When the reality turns out to be that 007 is ace and Q is actually into submission, life is bound to get more interesting.

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    8/?
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    Quentin Frederick Richard Holmes ma szesnaście lat kiedy poznaje Jamesa Bonda i jest pewien, że nienawidzi go całym swoim sercem. Za ten cholerny, piękny uśmiech.

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    5/?
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    Bond is totally unprepared to care for a teenage girl, let alone a socially awkward one. Fortunately the rest of MI6 have his back. More or less. (Q cardigans, old man slippers, and a hoard of mischievous 00s.)

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    3,601
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
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