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    James Bond sometimes HATES his job. There is no dignity in having sex with whores. He didn't sign up for this. But undercover is undercover and sometimes it can be even fun.

    Q hates his job ALL THE TIME. Fuck this weather and fuck his pimp and fuck his life. And, of course, fuck him, because that's the point, right? And more than anything he hates his boss and what that fucker makes him do "for England."

    Fuck England.

    Language:
    English
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    2,255
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    200
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    “Q are you there?” It was so very soft, the omega almost missed the voice.
    “007, yes.”
    “I haven’t lost or broken any of your equipment yet.” Q could hear the smile in Bond’s voice.
    “Well there is always the warehouse. I’m sure it will provide you with amble opportunity to destroy something I have spent untold hours on designing and building for you. Don’t get my hopes up that you might for once bring your equipment home in one piece.”
    “And if I do bring it back in one piece, what would be my reward.”
    “A pat on the back for a job well done.”
    “Hardly worth it.” Bond smirked.
    “Are you trying to extort something from me Bond?”
    “What makes you think I’m so under handed?”
    “I know you.” Q closed his eyes again. “What do you want as your reward for returning my technology?”
    “Dinner.” Q’s eyes popped back open again.

    Q's brother informs the omega, he is to marry. Q is not interest and seeks advise from the one person who has the worse luck at relationships. Bond.

    Bad summary but a multi-chapter fanfict set in the Alpha Omega universe. A slow build of coworkers to friends to lovers. Inspired by the Sam Smith song Stay with Me.

    Language:
    English
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    1,749
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    80
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    There was a reason for why he had chosen to call himself John Harrison. A smile twitched at his lips as he thought of the noble Watson's and how he had so cleverly taken their names and made them his. It was better than the alternatives. After all, one was merely a title. The other was one he would refuse to hear until...

    Well.

    After years of petty fighting between himself and his brothers, no one would expect Sherlock Holmes to care about family. They were wrong. For when Sherlock's family turns out to be not just his blood relations, but his friends and his brothers' friends as well, to threaten one is to threaten all. He will do anything for his family, even in an unfamiliar, alien world of the future.

    Especially if that family contains a certain John Hamish Watson.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    89
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    In anger, many decisions tend to be regrettable. Even those that weren't yours.

    James makes very regrettable decisions that lead to Q to make some, and a douchebag 'aids' Q with it.

    One Word Prompt Fill: Graffiti.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    141
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    John is definitely not so ordinary, but Sherlock has no clue just what he used to do for a living.

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    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    58
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    "007, so help me, if you blow up that consulate, I will rend you limb from bloody limb." Q growled, and James's full attention snapped up. Q had pushed into his office to grab a small device, and he obviously wasn't talking to James.

    James had known, as they'd all known, that when he was gone, his number would not be retired. MI6 had no room for that kind of sentimentality.

    Of course, that meant that the tattoo on Q's chest, of a heart stamped with his number, belonged to someone new.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,317
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    897
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    My crack at filling prompts, mainly Sherlock and Skyfall.

    Each chapter will be about 5000 words (because I despise it when fills are too short!)

    Beta'd and Brit-picked by thelionydeer. She is the milk to my Oreo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,024
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5188
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    Bond想要的仅仅是当他回家的时候,某个人会在机场等待着他。一次就好。

    Language:
    中文
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    2,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    28
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    It starts and ends with uncertainty and a death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Set two years post Hong Kong, Tiago is still recovering from psychological and physical trauma he endured after his many months in captivity. His freelance work allows him to take on a new client.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,127
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1774
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    q was not always q.

    not that anyone needs to know that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    873
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    143
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    James Bond is learning, and that is nerve-wracking for him. Luckily, he has a good teacher.

    One Word Prompt Fill: Novice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    237
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    James Bond had a bad mission, a very bad mission. He learns why, despite having a sporadic sexual relationship, he has never seen his Quartermaster naked, and regrets most of the words he says to Q.

    One Word Prompt fill: scars.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    427
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    Bond and Q met, fell in love and married. After ten intense months it all fell apart when Q admitted to an affair but wouldn't work things out. Three months later Bond discovers who Q's lover is and why he was so reticent about explaining his actions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    454
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    这是MI6内部的备忘录,其中许多备忘并不只来自于Q支部。它涉及到Q的下属、Eve的鞋子、Q的秘密酒精储藏,以及每个人都在盼望着Bond和Q就赶快他妈的干一场,因为他们之间的性张力正在使所有人变得暴躁。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    173
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    59
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    Q has a secret. James needs to know it. Because together, they could save the world. Eventual SLASH.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,938
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3256
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    Memos from around MI6, many of which are not actually confined to Q-Branch. Includes the minions, Eve's Shoes, Q's secret liqour stash and everyone wanting Bond and Q to just bloody shag already because the tension is making everyone tetchy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,471
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    357
    Kudos:
    1040
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    32325
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    A rewrite of the previous fic, of the same title. For my efforts it's doubled in length and improved considerably, I think. Bond attempts to discover Q's actual name (no, in advance, it does not begin with Q.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    516
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    M believes in building close working relationships with her staff. (Skyfall AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,913
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    130
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    A series of snippets (less than 1,000 words) chronicling various events in the life of our favorite Quartermaster.

    Intermittently published shorts using the 50 Reasons to Have Sex list from How I Met Your Mother as a prompt generator. I'm attempting to do this without blatant slash but I will make a note and adjust ratings if slash happens. Compliant with my 2.5 Holmes 'verse tales.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,249
    Chapters:
    43/50
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3532

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