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    A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

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    5
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    19
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    After Journey's End, Rose is getting to know the Meta-Crisis Doctor. Meanwhile, there's been a series of murders around London and there's an ancient being lurking....

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    15/32
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    6
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    9
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    12/?
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    Dirk Strider lives with his alcoholic movie star brother in Texas, the only friends he has Roxy Lalonde and Jane Crocker. He doesn't care much for the fact that Jane's brother Jake English is coming down, because he doesn't know his life is about to change forever.

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    1/?
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    It has been 5 sweeps since Karkat Vantas was exiled to a planet almost several galaxies away. With Alternia in ruins, the surviving trolls have no choice but to retrace the route and see him again. The reception is less than warm.
    (So this has been sitting around for a while so I decided to share it)

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    1/?
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    after walking home late a winter day, Dave notices a weeping boy in a window.
    the boy holds a rope attached to the sealing.
    why don't Dave want to help?
    what is he thinking walking away from the scene?

    ALTERNATIVE ENDING:
    Johns back story of why he attempted suicide is reviled and the fluffiness of the ending almost kills me.

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    2/2
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    Santana and Brittany are determined to relieve Puck of his loneliness by finding him love, love in the form of one, Kurt Hummel. But what they don't realize is just how bad Puck really is. "Can you heal me please" Puck begged as a steady flow of tears streamed his face. "I think I can Noah, I'm definitely going to try" Kurt reassures. Set after/during Props. S03.

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    26,038
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    44
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    17 year old John Egbert, a small town boy from just outside of London, lives a peaceful suburban life with his dad. At least, he used to. In the year 1939, Hitler invades Poland, beginning world war II and John is unexpectedly drafted into the military where he meets many interesting friends. One of which, is a boy by the name of Dave Strider.

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    2/?
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    Aradia Megido is an archaeology major in college. She is relatively introverted, mostly spending time with her boyfriend Sollux, but soon new people start coming into her life, the foremost being one Eridan Ampora. Things certainly are about to get interesting.

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    6/?
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    11
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    22
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    4
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    4/?
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    4
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    Collection of shorts written for "first time" prompts for my firefly-verse. These stand alone and range from drabbles to short fics.

    1) Gamkar, First time Karkat seriously wanted to pap that.
    2) Karkat & Jane, First time they met
    3) Dirk & Jane, First time he knew he'd never leave her
    4) Dirk & Jane, First time they celebrated a birthday on ship
    5) Davekat, First kiss
    6) Dirk & Caliborn & Jane, First time they met
    7) pale Companion!kat, First time Karkat refused a client
    8) Dirk & Jake, First kiss
    9) Porrim & Karkat, First time pale Companion lessons (*new*)

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    9/?
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    10
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    Once the Doctor ran, he didn't dare look back, and never was this more true than when it came to the woman he'd loved. So how will he survive with his hearts intact when his oldest friend demands the unthinkable? And how will Amy react when she discovers a side to her Doctor that she never dreamed existed? (Reunion!)

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    16/?
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    50
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    6
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    Summary: A summer lifeguard position is supposed to be easy. Or at least that's what Dave thought when he took the job. But a certain punk ass kid is making it harder than necessary. Especially when Dave finally figures out John's intentions (and age).

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    4/?
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    28
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    25
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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    37
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    Derse has always been a terrible place to live - or so Roxy hears. With a mother acting as advisor to the Black Queen, Roxy has lived a life of nobility, complete with access to magical education and a room with a view from the castle towers. Hers is not the happiest childhood, but politics, at least, are not at the forefront of her worries.
    However, when the empress of a defunct wasteland seizes control of the throne, Roxy's comfortable life is upended. She will have to survive being sent hundreds of miles away from her parents, the spread of genocide across a continent, and watching her brother warp from a child too depressed to get out of bed to a militant "prince" of the latest Dersite revolution. Added to these are the trials adolescence brings, including alcoholism, sexuality, and the search for an identity that will distinguish her from the rest of her infamous family members.

    Prequel, parallel, and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare. Updates Fridays!

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    Comments:
    16
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    41
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    3
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    When you're the younger brother of a famous movie director, there isn't much room to be who you truly are. [A rewrite of the popular A Lesson Before Striding]

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    1/?
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    9
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    41
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    9
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    That which is broken can be put back together, but they'll never truly be the same again.

    Twenty children (and that's what they were, are, will be) played a game and won a universe. They won 'Life' and 'Normal', but the shadows are always filled with terrifying things. The 'Boggart Incidents' threatened to destabilize their shaky equilibrium not only within themselves but without.

    Everyone just wants to feel safe in the dark.

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    3,489
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    31
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    21
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    A rebuilt empire has been under the rule of the Crocker family for longer than memory.
    But discontentment from the slums of Derse and Prospit begins to boil venomously.
    In the face of such strife, four perfectly groomed children will stand undeterred.
    Maybe.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    30
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    Pretty much Dave wants a piece of Jade's hot cousin, but Dirk got to him first.
    So he hatches a plan that backfires in the end.

    Don't worry, he still gets laid. Just not in the way you think.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    250

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