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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    13/?
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    180
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    223
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his methods are a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    147
    Kudos:
    56
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    9
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    2530
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    You are ALPHA DAVE and you are completely CLUELESS.

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    4/?
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    4
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    110
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    You don’t know why you fell in love with him. You just..did.

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    2/2
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    6
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    11
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    1
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    74
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    After the game, the humans were given the prize, becoming deities over a new, almost medieval Alternia. The trolls were sent down to this new Alternia with no recollection of the game or the old Alternia.

    Although when tension brews in Alternia when worship of The Knight is forbidden due to finding out he was a mutant, Karkat becomes a fugitive, and he embarks on a mission to find the gods, to find his destiny.

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    2/?
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    2
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    6
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    1
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    137
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    He just wanted to curl up into a little ball and hide away in the gaping pit where his fear of the ocean used to be.

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    308
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    1/1
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    3
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    21
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    The worlds ended and it seemed like Dave and company might be able to restart theres.
    But nothing ever works out the way you want when there are flesh-hungry assholes roaming the streets for a bite.
    And some people snap under pressure and death.

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    1,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    95
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    All Sollux Captor wanted in life was some kind of semblance of normality.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    43
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    THIS is the 3rd story in my ‘Beastverse’, originating from Beauty and the Brat. It will probably be the last long story in this universe unless I find another big story to tell.

     

    Anyway, this story is from Barnaby’s POV. A lot of this story is going to be about Barnaby finding his place in a family and really settling into life with Kotetsu as an established couple living together, so it will be emotional, but there is a BEEG BAD PROBLEM THAT REQUIRES HEROING don’t worry. Barnaby’s gotta get used to Kaede, so she;s a big player in this, and hey Kotetsu has a very annoying friend named Ryan…

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    1
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    This is a little idea I have been thinking about for a while that I thought I try out. Here is another one of my Song Parodies but this time this one is set in the show "Adventure Time" as this song is based off of the song "Shakedown" from Bob Seger.

    I will admit to you right now that this song was inspired by the Season 5 episode "Candy Streets" where Lumpy Space Princess reports that she has been robbed and Finn and Jake investigate the streets of Candy Kingdom to find the culprit. The episode was a big send up of cop shows and after I was recently listening to the Berverly Hills Cop 2 soundtrack I got this idea on how to pay a little tribute to that certain episode. But still here is another one of my little Song Parodies here.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    30
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    It makes him smile to see Dirk smile, to hear him laugh, to see that passionate gleam in his eye when he talks about something he loves.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Life for Hank Lawson was uncomplicated, easy. When two strangers enter Colorado Springs and terrorize the women, Hank realizes he only cares about how they're treating one, Grace. When Grace is kidnapped Hank volunteers for the rescue mission. While in the woods he learns that when you listen with your heart you might get everything you never knew you wanted.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    2
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    Depois do que aconteceu na noite de Halloween, Eddie é afligido pela culpa e Jake quer ajudá-lo.

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    1/1
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    Human AU: Bonnibel Bubblegum is the dutiful heir of the Candy Kingdom inc., the local candy manufacturer. She's also a bored-out-of-her-mind business major whose true passion lies in chemistry. One Friday her roommate drags her to a show, where she meets the girl she had spent last seven years trying to forget. Bonnibel is determined to keep avoiding her: too bad she's playing in the same band with Bonnibel's roommate's boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    In the void between sessions, where the dead wander and the living dream in memories, two alternate iterations of the same family make contact with disastrous consequences, and Dave finds out the hard way that some memories are meant to stay private. Who knew switching roles could lead to such different relationships.

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    13,032
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1287
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    The bolt clatters against the metal of your workstation as you picture John kissing Jake for the fifth time in 20 minutes.

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    6
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    24
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    3
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    11
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1

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