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    Roque slandered over to the adjoining room that Clay had claimed for his very manly brooding time. He was always cranky after a bombed mission. Roque started to open his mouth “Pooch thought we’d cheer up the kid by-“

    Clay gave Roque a pained look before throwing a knife at the doorframe just above the second in command’s head.

    “Jeez man, you could’ve just said no like a civilized human being.” Roque laughed. He pulled the knife out with some effort and pocketed the weapon. Clay had stolen it from him during the last mission anyway.

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    Hooker!Cougar fic originally started for lady_krysis.

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    I decided I should post all of my comment fic from the last couple of months or so together here. I don't do comment fic all that often, but here's everything I could find. If I find or write more, I'll add it.

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    A series of one-shots, some comical and some (most) angsty, involving our favorite band of rogue operatives.Takes place both before and after the events of the movie. Here be Jensen whump.

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    The Losers are out at a bar drinking, however they forget to pay attention to Jensen after his margarita arrives without salt. As usual he gets a bit creative.

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    Jake can get a little "excitable" after nearly being killed. There's only one way to calm him down.

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    They're at it again.

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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 50: match. Natasha plays matchmaker. Darcy isn't entirely convinced. (Darcy & Natasha)

    Chapter 51: not to be trusted. (Darcy/Jensen)

    Chapter 52: Villain. (Steve/Darcy)

    Chapter 53: It's so fluffy. (Steve/Darcy & minions)

    Chapter 54: Minion verse part II (Steve, Sam, Natasha and the minions)

    Chapter 55: Minion verse part III (Steve/Darcy, Gru, and the minions)

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    У Джейка Дженсена нет проблем: он чертовски хорошо врет об этом.

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    Однажды Кугар все-таки пришлет ему открытку. Может быть.
    (весь текст - один огромный спойлер к выпуску #32 :|

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    "I'm NOT the girl! Why does everyone always think I'm the girl in this relationship?"

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    A series of short scenes (in no particular order) about the Losers' life in Xanthe’s BDSM Universe. (Ricochet)

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    So…I threw a bunch of fanfic plot devices at the Losers; werewolves, genderswap, aliens, injuries, time travel fix-its.

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    Clay wakes up after a mission that didn't go as planned.

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    He always expected to end up in one of these, but he didn’t think he’d be climbing in under his own power.

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    ; )

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    Jensen writes to Cougar.

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    Jensen's just as easily addicted as the rest of us. Even he can't resist the ultimate evil...

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    When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

    Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual.

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    There was one downside to the entire plan. Jacob Jensen had spotted Cougar in the cafeteria at MIT and had started to pursue him relentlessly.

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