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    “Hey,” says Jensen suddenly aloud, before he can catch himself, “do lizards have dicks? Or is it all sort of internal, like a bird? What's that one-hole-fits-all thing they've got going on... Cloacas?” He swings around to Pooch. “It's called a cloaca, right?”

    Pooch sways to a halt, looking exhausted, and lifts both hands in a resigned gesture of 'fuck, man, don't ask me.'

    (Or, The Many and Varied Mental Perversions of Cpt. Jake Jensen)

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    Así es la vida = Such is life

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    When Clay told Aisha that he didn’t have family, he meant it. How the hell was he supposed to know he had a son with Jessica Harris?

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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 69: building forts (Steve/Darcy, with a side of Sam and Darcy as bros)

    Chapter 70: Quill (Darcy, Jane, Peter Quill. gen)

    Chapter 71: Sorry (Darcy, Jane, Steve)

    Chapter 72: What's Up, Doc? (Steve/Darcy)

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    Jensen gets injured on a hostage extraction mission and needs patching up in the field. Cougar is the team's medic, as well as sniper. Banter ensues.

    Set in the same Losers/MCU cross-over 'verse as Signal To Noise, but pre- the Bolivia incident.

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    The first time Cougar pressed him into the mattress after a disastrous mission, Jake had been chomping at the bit. It had been rough, and it had left him feeling raw in more ways than one. However afterward, Jensen's mind had quieted.

    Jensen and Cougar's relationship doesn't make sense to everyone, but sometimes it's the only thing that sees them through their darkest times.

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    Darcy lands a dream job in intel with S.H.I.E.L.D, and meets ex-Special Forces professional nerd Jake Jensen, whose team got brought back into the fold after inadvertently doing S.H.i.E.L.D. a massive favour. Hijinks and office romance ensues. MCU canon is set between Thor: the Dark World and Captain America: the Winter Soldier. The Losers canon is going by the movie, because I've read the comic and much as I love it oh my god is the ending sad.

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    As a gunman for hire, Cougar was paid to do a lot of things. Keep his head down, keep his guns clean, and never ask questions. It was one simple job, shoot the Russian, because he was supposed to kill a Russian for some reason, and it should have been easy. He shot the Russian, damn good shot if he did say so himself, but he hadn't planned on getting shot, finding his soul mate, or getting plunged head first into the garish scheme of things that the Chinese had planned for the rest of the world.

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    Ugh okay so usually I hate doing original characters but this came into my head and wouldn't leave. It's not OOC and the whole team is featured. The chick is Cougar's sister.

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    Ignoring the proverbial elephants in the room was something of a Jensen family tradition. Beth's doing her best to navigate the herd of elephants she has to deal with, even without that whole other herd that came with When The Uncles Were Gone.

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    Sometimes when a child is born they get assigned a guardian angel, who will watch over them their whole life. Only that person, or someone with true vision, can see that guardian angel.

    But, only people who are going to have particularly hard lives get assigned a guardian angel.

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    They gave him three rules that he was never to break, or at least Jensen thought there were three. He may have just stopped listening after the third. Of course, he was going to break them. They really should've seen that coming. Too bad Jensen didn't see it coming that following their lethal sniper into an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the night might end poorly.

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    It goes against every instinct Cougar has, but he doesn't pull the trigger on Aisha. Not yet anyway.

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    This is a collection containing the Cougar/Jensen ficlets previously only posted on my Tumblr.

    Each chapter is a standalone fic - the lengths varying between 4000-7000 words - and can be read separately. Due to this the ratings, warnings and tags differ and will be listed in the author's notes at the beginning of each chapter. The ficlets will be posted in the order they appeared on my Tumblr and not according to any kind of time schedule.

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    it’s like a sentence without a full stop

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    This was all started by a "If They Had a Kid..." meme on tumblr. So this is my headcanon for Jake and Cougar's children.

    [[Now Brought To You With Even MORE HEADCANON!]]

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    The title is a work in progress, I really couldn't think of anything...

    Excerpt: “Ah, I missed your brand of snark missy. Whatever you do, don’t say my name I am technically still dead.” The masculine voice came over the line, shocking Darcy enough that she did a great impression of a goldfish. After a few tries of talking, and nothing coming through “Darce, are you okay over there?”

    *note* Chapter 5 has been fixed so it doesn't repeat itself. I do apologize for that... Hopefully chapter 6 will be out sooner than a year.... >_>

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    It started out simply enough: Send Jensen and Cougar in to get intel on a smuggling opperation. Simple. So why did the corporation running the military feel the need to force them to comply? Nothing is what it seems. It never is in the Shadowrun world.

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    When Jake's boyfriend breaks up with him publicly on Valentine's Day, Jake just wants to go home and hide under his covers until the sting wears off. He isn't expecting to find Cougar back from a mission and willing to show him how much better off he is without his ex.

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