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Even when you were at home with Dirk, you could see that he was dumbing things down for you. He would change the channel from the news or Discovery to a channel that played movies or whatever you could both enjoy without you needing to ask him about the content. He would read when you were gone or busy, or say, “It’s just robot stuff, nothing you’d like.” when we would work on his robots, and it bothered you. It bothered you that even though you wanted to, you couldn’t understand.
It bothered you how easily he beat you when you wrestled. That was supposed to be your forté, but you always lost. You were frustrated that you couldn’t beat him and upset that you were boring him. You loved him. He fit. Sure, you had a tough time a long while ago, but you’d learned from it and your relationship was marvellous afterwards. Now, however, there was the issue of your inadequacy. -
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It's the day Homestuck ends.
You get home and open your laptop.
You open the MSPA bookmark.
You click to the final slide.
it's a blank screen.
with four words written under it.
look out your window.
it's raining meteors.
you turn back and open the pesterlog.
i have prepared you all i can.
Farewell.
and you click the sBurb link that's providedSeries
- Part 1 of sBurb Gamma
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Jake just wants to shovel the driveway. John has other ideas.
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Having a romp in a high-security prison is always risky. Keeping quiet is key.
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While battling Queen Crocker, Sailor Heart encounters a problem. She has outmatched him and it seems this would be the end. Until the unexpected arrival of another hero changes the tide of battle. Will the two be able to stop her?
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[ References to self harm, suicide, and past assault - not in detail, however. I myself am triggered by some of those things so I would never go past a few words. ]
Dirk Strider has been alone for as long as he can remember, and he hates it so much it made him want to die.
Jake English has been alone for as long as he can remember, and now that he isn't, it makes him want to die.Opposites attract.
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There are several ways a story starts, and the same way Sburb propelled them into legacy they did the same. It’s a story about four kids and some trolls and some terrible people who said kind things, like spoiled caramel dripping off the tongue.
The game is done, but their troubles aren't over.
The military uses the kids, not as revered heroes, but feared gods.- Words:
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
22 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Dave discovers a wounded troll on his way back home, turns out this troll is no ordinary troll, like Dirk and Dave aren't normal either. Only difference is that Dirk and Dave aren't being chased by a mob of their own kind that are eager for Karkat's blood.
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU
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- Part 1 of Bandstuck Beachverse
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Terezi Pyrope is a mid 20s detective in a rinky dink detective agency who has been cordially invited to a dinner party by an old friend, however the said to be wonderous night takes a disastrous turn when one of the party-goers is found murdered, it is up to Terezi and an old colleague to find out said murderer;
Before every last attendee is murdered before the morning
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Your name is Jade Harley, and you have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into. You live on your island with your dog Beck, but you have seven other friends who have visited you for years now, but soon everyone else has a pet troll but you. John has Vriska. Dave has Sollux, Karkat, Kankri, and Mituna. Rose has Kanaya. Roxy has Gamzee and Terezi. Jake has Aradia and Tavros. Jane has Feferi and Eridan. Dirk has his technically two cherib's Caliborn and Calliope. And you, Jade Harley, only have your dog Beck. But all of that is about to change when a huge crate washes up on the shores of your beautiful island with a tiny, just out of grubhood, troll. But is your precious little Nepeta a pet or a daughter? Inspired by Unwanted Free Ugly Troll and Loophole.
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Rose Lalonde and her guardians smuggle illicit goods for a living, so it's only to be expected when they run into trouble as well as some very interesting people.
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John just wants to survive highschool.
The problem with that?
There are actually three.The jock, Dave Strider, who he has been sworn to secrecy about being able to beat up.
The clueless recluse, Jake English, who John just tries to humor with a friendship at first.
The troll, Karkat Vantas, who really doesn't know when to just shut his mouth.[In a Highschool-based AU]
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Maybe You Can't Handle Yourself, Staring at Me With Your Lips and Tongue by samstriderdickrider
Homestuck
20 May 2013
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Dave Strider, a rebellious teenager, has grown up learning American Sign Language because of his half deaf brother. When John Egbert, who is mute, moves into the house next to him and starts public school for the first time in his life, it seems like fate that it would bring these two together so that Dave could help him through his school life as well as making friends. They could communicate, they were around the same age, and they were both teenage boys... too bad Dave kind of hates his guts at first. John’s not really too fond of this punk kid trying to be cool, either... or perhaps he is.
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Jade Harley is the heiress of the Crocker Corporation, and one fateful night, she contracts amnesia and loses all of her memories. She is found by some Trolls who raise her on a remote island. Ten years later, she reappears and is discovered by Dave Strider, who wants to make a profit, and John Egbert, her twin who wants to serve a dish of cold revenge on their "grandmother". Meanwhile, they are hunted across the country by the one who started it all: Jack Noir. (Based on the movie "Anastasia" from 1997)
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(Alternate Universe) Elizabeth Roxanna Lalonde and her friends have made it into the game-- but is winning even a possibility?
[Chapter 3] She'd been their leader, she was supposed to be the one who knew everything, and it hadn't worked, it hadn't been enough, she hadn't done it right, she hadn't known enough, hadn't tried hard enough, and then the pop quiz had come in the form of rocks from fucking space.
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- Part 3 of Goodnight Sburb
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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