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    It’s a few days before the Violetgold Triunity on the Fourteenth of February. Jake is out doing final preparations when he finds a book depicting him and Dirk as penpals who finally meet up at Jake’s farmstead “Pumpkin Pastures”. It should be romantic and they could kiss. There will be minor mention of horses.

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    have you ever met someone that honestly just makes your heart flutter with gay ass emotion? well yeah. that's happening to these two boys who are both gay for each other but cannot admit the fact that they are until all of there friends finally make one of them tell the other but seriously...gay fluff is the shit tho

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    Daves a cool asshole and john is a lil ol' nerd.
    Same with Dirk and jake.

    Im going to write another one way around and john and jake being douches and dave nd dirk nerd eventually

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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    hal stabs dirk in the gotdang thigh & kills him

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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    It's Valentine's Day, and Jake has a surprise for Dirk.

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    Happily living together on Consort Island, Jake gets a particular idea in his head when taking a walk that he just can't wait to try out. Dirk really can't say no to it. Not that he wants to, either.

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    You know that game where you offer someone something amazing but then add a deal-breaking caveat? Like, "You're a billionare! But you have to donate half to your least favourite politician."

    Well, how's this for a good one?

    You walk through a door and become an all powerful god in a newborn universe!

    But you carry all of your emotional baggage with you.

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    Moving to a new universe and a new paradigm brings a lot of changes. And Dave kind of likes the way things were before, back on the Meteor, when he had Karkat all to himself and didn't spend sleepless nights waiting for the shoe to fall.

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    The clock falls apart in front of you, and you’re about to put it back together when Pesterchum alerts you to a new message.

    golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at ??:??!

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    God, Elle, is this what you wanted?

    Sequel to: Prince of Heart

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    Terezi Pyrope was the first of the joint clusterfuck Sburb-Sgrub sessions to die.

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    Rose expected this to be a normal summer. Chill with Jade, die in the New York heat, fight with Mom, the usual. Instead, when earth-shattering news is bombshelled on her, she realizes that heroism isn't quite what it's cracked up to be.

    (wow that's really fucking corny.)

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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    Drabble for the concept: praise-kink hungry Dirk with Jake Doming. With additional depression symptoms!

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    His parents are dead.
    His brother doesn't care about him.
    His android lives only to pester him until he's driven almost batshit crazy.
    He's alone.

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    It's the end of Sburb, and everyone is tired.

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