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    It's a treacherous trek to the shore, and each trip is usually packed with enough near scrapes and death-defying feats of heroism to fuel Jake's storytelling with his friends for a week, if not more—which is why he rarely does it.

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    561
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    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    Dirk Strider is a prostitute. Jake English is in mourning of his mother. Some things that should never be used to bond bring two men closer than they'd ever expected.

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    18/?
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    251
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    34
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    14/?
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    168
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    245
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    58
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    5187
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    51/?
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    5
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    36
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    2
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    1776
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    292
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    359
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    92
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    4/?
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    4
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    4
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    159
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    Dave is the new kid in town and he is ready to throw down some sick parties. Problem is, he doesn't know many people since school starts in a week. Though a special dog might've lead him to the perfect guy ever.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    15
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2006
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    What if the one that was apparently our true love was a freak? What if you were a freak too?
    That's the challenge John has to face except he doesn't have a true love. John is a freak along with the rest of his family.
    They all were born with weird symbols on their bodies that 'Supposedly' glows when around your soulmate. John has never found someone take his markings glow, let alone another freak like himself. Though when he enters his new school, everything changes.
    For the worse of course.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    877
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    As a child, Jake lived with his cousins, Jane and John, in Texas. There, he met the twins Dirk and Dave Strider, and they left a lasting imprint on the boy, even though he never even spoke to them, until he was forced to leave and live with his sister Jade on an island.

    Years later, when Jake escapes his isolation by going to college, his roommate turns out to have come straight from his past—and his fantasies.

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    1/?
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    2
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    11
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    2
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    63
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    There's been a war that rages on underneath the very noses of the most observant beings, a battle that threatens to engulf the entirety of the human race and the rest of the world with it. A small gathering of beings from opposing sides have only one chance to stop it, and for this, they're going to have to aid each other in their quest to put an end to it themselves.

    [Pardon, prior to this I kind of screwed up the summary. I fixed it now, it's all a-okay. The summary isn't a very good representation of the fic though. Sorry.]

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    4
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    122
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    "I need you to start preparing for the war. You are the best mediums I know, and I’m not saying that just because we all got the job together. I need you at your best if we want any chance of surviving.” A glance was shared by the other five at the table, and in the course of a second an entire unspoken conversation took place.

    “Where do we start?”

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    16/16
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    15
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    3
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    Dirkjake ( maybe like they're adventuring and jake gets stuck n quick sand and is acting like a big baby while dirk teases him before helping then getting stuck himself?)

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    1/1
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week: Equius admires Schwarzenegger in Terminator

    Previous movies:
    Con Air
    Ghost Rider
    Harry Potter
    The Shining
    The Room
    Tangled
    Jackass

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    188
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    89
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    11
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    2740
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    And then there's this boy, this perfect manifestation of everything you're looking for in a relationship, the one and only for you and you tend to watch him from afar, with your shades on your eyes so he can't see you looking.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Chapters:
    89/?
    Comments:
    2553
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    101
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    John wakes up, freaks out, gets a pester message from a certain Haxor Girl and then everyone loses their shit in following chapters.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
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    25
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    4
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    687
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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

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    31,780
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    47
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    249
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    89
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    3126
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    Growing up is hard. No one understands the struggle, and even if they did, they'd make no effort to relieve it.

    So why do they say youth is meant to be beautiful?

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    2/?
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    1
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    6
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    128
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    Very short fics written for a tumblr askmeme. See tags and chapter titles for details.

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    609
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    14
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    1
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    124
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    It’s been rumored, across the land, of a cosplay group of four manly men so talented in their art, that they have never lost a competition at any convention. They are the Derse & Prospit Dreamers and it turns out they’re really not that great. Would you be shocked if I said they were actually a ton of flamboyant, dorky males with a shit ton of un-needed sass?

    Well you shouldn’t be.

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    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106

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