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    One hundred and one weird, sad, sexy, cute, etc, oneshots of random ships from Homestuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    274
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
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    179
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    You always knew he was a loaded gun, but you hadn't realized the safety was off, especially between the two of you. You never knew he'd go off in your direction, but he did and the bullet wound to your chest doesn't seem to heal like the wounds on your wrist do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    This has an extremely unfortunate beginning, being placed in a science classroom...Quite awful. I am sorry to anyone that I offend with my torturous view on said Science Guys. :}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,468
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,786
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    214
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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

    Language:
    English
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    2,547
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    467
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    Mermaids are dangerous creatures that can change moods very quickly and don't fair well with humans.
    A mermaids' bite can signify three things:- 1) They bit you out of distrust/self-defense and then they released a small poison into you.The area where they bit would start to turn purple until it eventually rots, you die, or the bite just leaves you feeling sick for a week. 2)They bit you softly on purpose on the right side of your neck.This means that they trust you for now. The area where they bit glows silver a little at night. And 3)If a Mermaid bites you on the left side of your neck,sucks and licks the wound clean then they have chosen you to be their mate, or think that you would be a suitable mate. That bite wound glows red at night.

    John is just too curious for his own good and ends up befriending a grouchy merman. This ends up getting him in quite a lot of trouble. John you dumbass. You never turn your back on the body. EVER. (Mermaid AU~)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,721
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    750
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    “Bro, I swear to God if this is your ideal type of ironic joke you better come out now.” Dirk hissed angrily as Dave put on his shoes. “Then strap in because this fucking roller coaster doesn’t end.” Dave replied, going to open the door as the doorbell rang. “Dave.” “Dick.” Dirk’s face burned with embarrassment at his Bro’s nickname. But most of that was washed away when Dave actually opened the door to show who his baby sitter was.

    “Oh my god, No.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,643
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    321
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    Twelve Alternians attend a school on Earth. Shipping and shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,491
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,270
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309
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    Dirk struggles to feel normal in a world he can't see. And with Jake as his eyes, he might just succeed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,361
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    153
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    In the time during the session we weren't shown. Jake sings a bit and kicks around some skeletons and emotions with his Sprite.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    34
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    *Humanstuck high school AU*
    You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,292
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4350
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    Jake and Terezi finally meet, after seeming to be always just on the edge of each others awarenesses.

    It goes great.

    By some definition of the word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    34
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    Jake English is a 17-year-old boy who works part-time at a café and as a Super Villain. Dirk Strider is a 17-year-old who works full time as a Super Hero.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,333
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    746
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    She looks tired. Sapped of energy, her normally exuberant face drooping at the corners, like a worn puppet with no strings.
    Jake runs over grabbing her leg and resting his head on her hip, voice muffled by her clothing, “Why don’t we just fight him?”

    She hugs his shoulders, exhaustion seeping from her every pore, “Because sometimes, my love, fighting will never be enough.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    123
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    Dave Strider is just your average teenage boy, really popular at the local clubs that he DJ's. One night after a gig he happens to come across a troll, a very beat up troll, in the alley. He had no idea this guy would chance his life forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,935
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    504
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    The sky went black. Internet is down, and you don't know what is happening. You don't have time to wonder as your world cartwheels out from under you. Painful confusion is your reward for trying to put up a fight. It's not looking to a particularly bright chapter in your life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,827
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
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    Huh. A spider on the ceiling!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    419
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    99
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,799
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    74
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    were running out of food
    the sun is dimming
    and i cant fucking do this anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    516
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    289

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