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    After the remaining trolls and kids defeat Lord English, they create a new universe together, then black out as they are transported into it. This universe changes them in ways they wouldn't think possible...
    As the 24 now-humans and the 8 now-trolls get used to their surroundings, new friendships, relationships, and memories will be formed. Pasts will refuse to stay forgotten; rivalries will refuse to cease, and human/troll relationships become all the more complicated.
    Will they find a way to reunite on Earth? When will Dave get over having an awesome tentacle dick? And how does a strangely familiar, personality-shifting troll fit into all of this?

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and HOLY SHIT YOUR SKIN IS FUCKING LUSUS-WHITE.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, or at least it used to be. You notice something peculiar as you wake up from your long, game-induced sleep...

     

    Alternate Title: In Which Humans Are Trolls And Trolls Are Humans And Calliope And Caliborn Fit Into This... Somehow?

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    3/?
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    5
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    33
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    After Jake attempts suicide and is brutally beaten by Brobot, he finds himself in the hospital.

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    11
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    1/1
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    264
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    Otherwise titled 'The six times Dirk and Jake kissed (but not quite)'

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    1/1
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    John Egbert is the new kid in town. He just moved to Texas with his sister, Jade, and his cousin, Jake and is ready to make new friends when he meets cool as can be Dave Strider. Dave Strider is ultimatly the most untouchable person in school, with his natural good looks and unreadiable personality he sparks Johns intrest and John makes it his goal of the year to befriend him. The world seems to be against him though as Dave is not only the heart throb of the school but also the captian of the football team, while john is as nerdy as it gets. Will he be able to win a friendship- if not more with Dave or will he fail his task? And if he does, will it last once John learns the truth about Dave? (That summary fails but ya, story is hopefully not as terrible as this makes it out to be. Read and enjoy!!)

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    7/?
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    9
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    43
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    1447
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    The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring.

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    Dave Strider starts High School with his buddy John Ebert, hectic crazy high school life where he meets Miss Terezi Pyrope. A series of events unfold as the school year goes on. Will it be easy on this Cool Kid?

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    1/?
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    John has a demon in his basement. A literal demon, who just so happens to be one David Strider. Based on/heavily inspired by my-friend-the-frog's Demonstuck AU.

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    Dis·tance (noun)

    1. the extent or amount of space between two things, points, lines, etc.
    2. the state or fact of being apart in space, as of one thing from another; remoteness.
    3. the interval between two points of time; an extent of time.

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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    5
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    2
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    A game with a funny little sense of humor translates to a new start in Colorado, and now you're wondering how to survive without freezing. It's a good thing you have friends.

    Helping half of your friends adjust to cold weather is going to be an interesting experience! Good thing you're more than up to the task.

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    Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, reenacted by everyone's favorite trolls and kids. Starring the alpha kids as the love square, Eridan as King Oberon, Vriska as Queen Titania, and everyone's favorite murderclown Gamzee as Puck. Expect love juice, wandering in the woods, mistaken identity, incompetent actors, and general mayhem.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    6
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    Jane and Jake have just move to Texas with the rest of their family from Washington, DC. Jane is dealing with a weight complex, and no, no matter how many times people remind her of how 'beautiful' and that she wasn't 'overweight in the least' she knew she would never be thin enough. Jake is dealing with the guilt of accidentally shooting his grandfather during a hunting trip four months ago. Roxy is dealing with severe depression and is an alcoholic, and Dirk is getting over his self harm. This is the story of how their destinies are all intertwined.

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    3/?
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    During Prohibition, rumrunners Roxy and Jake wait for their partners to make it back across the Detroit river with a load of alcohol.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    7
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    2
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    A regular trip to the mall turns chaotic when a runaway baby stroller is involved.

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    "Your character goes out for dinner on a date and become attracted to the waiter/waitress…"

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    You let out a satisfied sigh, directing a gaze to the man on the bed. He was fast asleep, arms above his head and dark blue eyes twitching occasionally under closed eyelids.

    You rolled your eyes and stood, surveying your work. The door was void of panels, revealing the clockwork cogs that worked the lock of the door. To any novice the internal workings would be impossible to decipher, but to you, it was simple- like reading lines from a book, you understood what went where, and what came next. Sometimes it felt like you understood your trade more than you did anything else.

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    A SteampunkAU-- Gamzee is the son of a highly regarded family, and Tavros is a mechanic/engineer on the airship. Tavros gets a job fixing the door to Gamzee's room, and the two young men become familiar with eachother, becoming friends, and possibly something that neither of them would have ever expected.

    One must not concern themselves with what happens behind closed doors.

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    3/?
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    15
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    57
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    15
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    974
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    Dave Strider is being forced to go to Camp Skaia, a famous camp on the west coast where children travel the country to attend. Alongside his older brother Dirk, and his obnoxious assigned camp buddy John Egbert, Dave just hopes he’ll be able to make it out of these eight weeks alive.

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    3/?
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    23
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    john egebet is hte new student and hes mute and shy and he meats dave stoder and they fal in lub then do the do (its humanstuskc by the yaw)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    112
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    23
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    6056
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    Jake wants them to wait until they're the same age before letting his curse freeze them both in time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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