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    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas are sixth-year students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. John is a Ravenclaw, and Karkat is a Slytherin, which means completely differing values and ideas from each of them. However, they both unequivocally agree on at least two things:

    -One, John's soul is in a state of perpetual peril if he leaves the castle during the day, and so he must remain indoors, except when the sun sets (then, it's a free-for-all for the two hooligans).

    -And two, they are undeniably in a love/hate relationship with each other.

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    #Crappy title I know. I'm so uncreative.

    You're a hunter, you've been one for years. You're only 18, but already out travelling the world and collecting its many treasures. But that's just it. They're treasures. However ... This time you might find the one treasure that's really worth it.

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    Karkat is having a hard life and people just love to make it worse.
    Dave, Sollux, and Eridan are also experiencing some life problems too.

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    Dave is afraid of the dark so he comes and gets Dirk to help scare the monsters away. So Dirk tells Dave a story about how Jake is a monster hunter.

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    The number, 39, has so many meanings. For example, in Dirk's irony, when said in Japanese, sounds like thank you.

    There are many more meanings, like maybe three multiplied by nine is the number of days John falls sick. Maybe. Emphasis on the maybe.

    Join the kids on their epic quest to survive the story for who-knows-how-long.

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    Jake has to wait 9 or so months to find out if he gets cancer. It's just really the story of how he deals with the waiting, how Dirk deals with it, and how it affects their lives. Jane and Roxy are also involved and they are cutie pies. Yes, it's sadstuck but it also has some cute moments and such.

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    Though he had soon acquainted himself with the knowledge that he possessed a surplus of regrets, it was another sort of pain he felt when he realized that falling in love with Jake would never be one of them.

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    The English Bank is robbed by Dave Strider and his loyal crew. But why was this bank in particular robbed? There is a lot more motive hidden behind the scenes, and the police are always one step behind.

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    Dave Strider's life has been pretty boring ever since his Brother started dating Jake. Until one day, he walks into the EctoCafe and falls in love with the boy who works there, John Egbert. Unable to figure out how to talk to him normally, he goes to anybody he can for advice.

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    Dirk can't help his attraction towards his older brother Dave, even if Dave calls another man's name that (as far as Dirk knows) neither of them know. (Continuation of Pretend It's A Memory. Set in a universe where the alpha kids don't play Sburb, and Dave and Rose live to raise their wards.)

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    Vriska and Gamzee are mercenaries in the land of Prospit, ruled by Prince Jake and Princess Jane. When Vriska and Gamzee team up with some fellow assassins to overthrow and kill Prince Jake, the royal officials send them to exile in Derse.

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    Hello I saw Ket and Chofi's posts and I

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    The "birth" of an angel is considered to be when a soul dies. It has a fifty-fifty chance of becoming either a demon, or angel. There is no difference, really, even as the demons live on the darker sides of the opposite moons, far away from Derse and Prospit. Demons are considered to be property or dirt, casting aside the "evil" myth. Usually they are servants or playthings of the higher highoids.

    When an angel is born, they are given only one number; the number used to show who they are. Everyone had a different angel count number, but the other caste number was ranged on the colour of their feathers, once the colour grew in. Angels are born with white or black feathers, and the colour would slowly grow in as they matured. An angel would have full colour in their wings by the end of one sweep.

    Demons, however, are not as lucky. They have full-coloured wings from birth, and usually lower caste numbers are killed on the spot. There is no room for a weak low-caste.

    Welcome to Angelbound.

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    @andrewhussie: as an act of unprecedented magnanimity and good will, today I declare all ships are officially canon.

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    In a Post-Sgrub Alternia, Dave Strider and his friends have been turned into trolls and are living peacefully with their new friends and world.

    Of course, not everyone has been living easy. Eridan Ampora has shut himself off from his friends after the game, scared of their judgment of him. Sure, he still goes to the parties they throw, but he’s there almost as a shadow…

    When Eridan accidentally shoots Dave out of the sky one day, they strike a quick friendship out of loneliness.

    The only problem is, something lurks around the corner… something that is trying to infringe upon the peace that the Trolls have been trying to maintain in their world.

    Have they gotten more than they bargained for?

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    For once, it wasn’t Roxy’s suggestion.

    Jane slips him a cupcake and a grin as she passes him in the hall. In the middle of the cupcake is a note reading in her loopy cursive, “If you’re not at my house by eight this Thursday I’m calling the coppers! Love, Jane”

    How is he supposed to say no?

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    Dirk attends Jane's Halloween party, where there is copious amounts of alcohol and copious amounts of cake. A take on human!Tricksters.

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    Karkat is a demon, but not like all demons. Sure he enjoys watching the humans suffer, causing them bad luck, but he finds he can't kill them. All demons can kill humans. Not to mention his small size, small horns and bright red eyes to match his blood.

    Dave is an angel, though the angels are much different to him. He tries his best to help the humans in small ways, letting them find money, etc. Though he has to hide his "Devil Eyes" behind sunglasses daily. He can't do anything about his fiery orange wings though.

    What happens when these two meet?

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         The sirens blasted noise into the quiet night, her older brother signaled her to run faster. Her legs picked up speed running next to him not looking back, that would slow them down. She jumped from building to building, racing against the clock. Raven black hair glistened while the wind blew it out of her face. She never liked to tie it up, it felt better down. 
         The sounds started to grow louder and louder it was going to consume her. He yelled to her "teleport!" and so she did. A green electric wave took them both away. As the police came to a sudden stop not knowing who the masked villains were or we're they went. Only the stars would know.

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    Our favorite gang of eight has come together for a Halloween party. Matching costumes, pranks, and general shenanigans ensue.

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    As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other.

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    40
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