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    John Egbert and Dave Strider used to be best friends. Then high school and family drama happened and now they barely talk. When they do, it's Dave throwing insults. Dave's popular now: he's dating Rose Lalonde and he's got the Strider name, which basically guarantees instant fame. John's still just a lonely kid with only one friend. But this is his eleventh year, and something's different this time. John gains social powers and Dave's family life gets worse, and suddenly the two are interacting more and more again. However it's not necessarily in a good way at first. But I don't know maybe, just maybe, they'll learn to love one another again.
    Watch out for painful canon references. Yeah, those are going to be in there. Sorry.

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    Erotica written to be, well, erotic (that means there's no plot).

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    For a writing prompt I posted on Tumblr, give me a pairing and a phrase and I will write a oneshot based on that.
    Dave/Jake, "You're not useless"

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    In an AU where group marriages are the norm, Dirk is the newest spouse in the Alpha kids' marriage and having trouble settling in.

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    Luck, just like a dagger without a grip, is a dangerous weapon which requires a sacrifice to be used. Either be it blood -or fate.
    These are the tales of a little boy raised among the trees, who shall cross a sea of monsters and pour the elixir of life on a ruthless sand. He wished love and adventure -but will he be able to pay its price?

    EDIT : I'm re-writing this fanfic because I'm not satisfied with it. The main pairing will probably change, too. However, if too many people ask for it, I will continue this one and write the "2.0" version separatedly.

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    2/?
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    “I’m tough, you know me,” Jake joked, but Dirk was crying into his chest and then Jake was crying. It was a mess.

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    1/1
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    1
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    27
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    2
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    What do you do when you're an art minor and one of the models for your class is extremely hot and also friends with your roommate? You leave then sticky notes when you go drink coffee at the cafe they work at, duh. AKA the Dave Strider guide to winning the affections of your very own John Egbert.

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    1/?
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    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    “No, for the last fucking time, I am not letting you pick the film for movie night again,” you snap, grabbing the DVD case of Batman & Robin out of Jake’s hands. You have suffered through enough horrible superhero films, five weeks’ worth of awful, poorly-acted, cheesy-dialogue-filled shit. Yes, movie night is only once a week, but the atrocity of each film is enough to stick with you until the next one. Five movies together still represents over ten hours of your life that you could have spent biting your fingernails, fighting an endless battle to subdue your hair into something slightly less unruly looking (not that you'd ever admit that to anyone), or masturbating while thinking about Jake English’s soft belly.

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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    Chapters:
    25/25
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    433
    Bookmarks:
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    Dirk takes Jake to see fireworks for the first time. Meanwhile John and Dave are silly kids enjoying their friendship.

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    24
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    2
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    Gasp! The cherubs, kids, and trolls have been turned into babies! What doe Hussie do? Give them to me, of course. Gog, I'm going to kill him. Enjoy the adventures of My friend and I as we some how successfully raise 34 infants into semi-normal beings while Hussie laughs in the back round.

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    3/?
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    There was a rumor that you were released early from school on the 3rd day because of some kid acting ill and cannibalistic... Epidemics of this so called "Cannibalism" were breaking out all over the globe, but no one knew it would grow to such a threatening level, not even YOU. But then it was at your front door, fires breaking out, cars crashing, people screaming and dying. How did this happen? Are your friends okay? Will you all SURVIVE?
    You must make it to the safe haven together, alive, and in one piece. THAT is your MISSION.

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    2/?
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    12
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    39
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    8
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    You hate calling them ‘zombies’. It sounds so much like one of John’s dumb horror movies when you do that, but what else are you supposed to call them?

    An animated corpse by any other name is still a fucking zombie.

    [Indefinite hiatus]

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    24
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    2379
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    When Roxy Lalonde is having a awfully boring day, she goes to the mall to cure her boredom. What Roxy doesn't expect is to be hit on by a really hot older guy that kinda looks like one of her best friends and then be kidnapped on her first date with said guy.

    She quickly finds herself trapped in a nightmare.

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    451
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    Casey, ectobiological daughter of superheroes John and Dave, inherited the powers of Time and Wind from her fathers. However, when Caliborn changes the timeline and people start forgetting that heroes ever existed, Casey is forced to travel back in time and stop Caliborn in the past. Only when she goes back her fathers don't even know each other. Now not only must she must prevent Caliborn from ruining her parents' pasts and save the future, and she must convince her fathers that they love each other if she ever wants to exist.

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    4/?
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    20
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    3
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    Jake, John, and Dave have been forced into something strange.. The three teenagers have to wear collars. They are treated like pets. They can only leave the house with leashes on. Oh, and their best friends and family members are fucking them without consent (though they are enjoying it more than they like to admit).

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    7
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    58
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    7
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    An exotic courtesan pleasures a hoard of raunchy mammals.

     
    Written for Drone Season 2014.

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    A far off kingdom has just gotten the idea to attack Derse and Prospit. These kingdoms havent gotten a long ever since the death of a certain someone. But Derse is too small to take them on by themselves so a marriage merger is in order. Prince Dave steps up to the plate and says he will in fact marry a princess of Prospit for Derse's safety. But, while an accident happens on the way to Propsit he sees a hella cute boy working at a potions shop and is completely just awed by his attractiveness. Dave wants to get to know this guy more but Daves marriage... oh no...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    25
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    5
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    You just love to tease Dirk, which always ends up with either hilarious reactions from your normally stoic boyfriend or him kissing you in an attempt to shut you up. You quite like both of those possibilities.

    For Little_Blue_Star as a part of Drone Season 2014.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    750
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    John Egbert and Jake English live on a planet called Alternia, which is inhabited with trolls. They have lived there as long as they can remember, their protector claiming to have saved them from their home planet 'Earth.' When John gets curious and starts to be interested in Earth, talking a little too much to another human, he starts to learn things that he didn't know about his 'protector.' He always knew that he and Jake didn't really belong there, but what will the knowledge of knowing that for sure bring?

    Language:
    English
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    3,204
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    215

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