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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    A group of 16 friends had a hell of a time when they where in HighSchool. Many memorable moments happened. I made a collection of them all for you. I hope it brings them back together.

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    1/?
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    It has been 5 sweeps since Karkat Vantas was exiled to a planet almost several galaxies away. With Alternia in ruins, the surviving trolls have no choice but to retrace the route and see him again. The reception is less than warm.
    (So this has been sitting around for a while so I decided to share it)

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    4/?
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    after walking home late a winter day, Dave notices a weeping boy in a window.
    the boy holds a rope attached to the sealing.
    why don't Dave want to help?
    what is he thinking walking away from the scene?

    ALTERNATIVE ENDING:
    Johns back story of why he attempted suicide is reviled and the fluffiness of the ending almost kills me.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Collection of shorts written for "first time" prompts for my firefly-verse. These stand alone and range from drabbles to short fics.

    1) Gamkar, First time Karkat seriously wanted to pap that.
    2) Karkat & Jane, First time they met
    3) Dirk & Jane, First time he knew he'd never leave her
    4) Dirk & Jane, First time they celebrated a birthday on ship
    5) Davekat, First kiss
    6) Dirk & Caliborn & Jane, First time they met
    7) pale Companion!kat, First time Karkat refused a client
    8) Dirk & Jake, First kiss
    9) Porrim & Karkat, First time pale Companion lessons (*new*)

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    15
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    91
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    14
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    1123
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    John Egbert is the new kid in town, and thanks to some kid in his shop class finds himself spending his first Friday in town at the 2 Moons Skate Club. Just in time too, it looks like there's an open spot for John.

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    Dirk Strider would never have thought that his life could change so much. But when it does, how will he deal with the challenges no normal 18 year old should face.
    Then again, nothing about his life, nor his companions lives, has ever been normal.

    Will he become a man he is proud of?
    Or will he truly become the man he has feared his whole life.

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    5/?
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    A rebuilt empire has been under the rule of the Crocker family for longer than memory.
    But discontentment from the slums of Derse and Prospit begins to boil venomously.
    In the face of such strife, four perfectly groomed children will stand undeterred.
    Maybe.

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    1/?
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    2
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    Pretty much Dave wants a piece of Jade's hot cousin, but Dirk got to him first.
    So he hatches a plan that backfires in the end.

    Don't worry, he still gets laid. Just not in the way you think.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    He’s ridiculously calm for a fellow being chased by a patrol of killer robots.

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    65
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    9
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    Written for a prompt on Homesmut (here): The Game ends, and it turns out the entire experience was just a big, immersive Virtual Reality game. The players now have to go back to lives they had forgotten, most of them in bodies which no longer feel right.

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    2/?
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    3
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    "What's your favorite holiday?" she asks you once when you're all in a chat together. After the question there's an awkward pause.

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    1/1
    Collections:
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    1
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    264
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    This is purely a short fluffly fic about Dirk and Jake meeting for the first time after dating online, and how not everything is how they possibly expected it to be. A simple homage to everyone who has met friends/partners/whoever in person after so long and had to conquer the fear and nerves that came with it.

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    1/1
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    Out camping, Dirk and Jake discuss hypothetical past lives in which they might have met before. In one, a gung-ho adventurer takes along an assistant. In another, a inventor with a secret identity has an unlikely aide. A mysterious artifact connects them.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    They have finally won and Dirk is having trouble standing as it is before Jake throws himself onto him. Jake pushed him away, though, and he thinks that it's for the best. But, then he realizes he can't say goodbye because how can the Prince of Heart ignore his own feelings. When he finally hugs Jake back, he passes out and wakes up in his bed with a concerned older brother standing over him and a boyfriend waiting on the couch.

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    Yeah this is something new im trying out. It might be fun.
    In this AU Dirk is a neanderthal of sorts. He wears a dinosaur for clothing. Velociraptor mongoliensis to be exact. (like this http://sta.sh/0256ct339cux ) John finds him, or rather Dirk finds John while the boy was on his way back home from Dave's place. John is then followed home after feeding the crazy spaz dino boy. At first John was completely against the idea of keeping another human as a pet like figure. But after Dirk's show of capable intelligence and human speech, John decided to give it a shot. No one really knows where he came from or how he came to be, either way he’s totally Wild.

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    12/?
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    52
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    6
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    It's not like you meant to start questioning Jake and his motivations over an arcade game, but when he leaves himself open like that, you really can't help it. It's probably inherited

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    2
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    155
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    Everyone fought, the battle is over and some have died. In the aftermath Karkat feels a bit lost.

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    Dave Strider rushes over to John's house because he believes his friend is in danger, however, when he arrives, he soon finds that he is the one in danger here.

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    2/?
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    49
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    7
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    1195
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    It's a davekat, neighbor au. I'm working on making this long and developmental. I'm talkin the daily lives of Dave and Karkat living next to each other as they discover their feelings. This baby is gonna have holiday chapters. Can I get a holla? It is 2:17 in the morning and I will regret and edit this summary later!

    *Edit* I have decided to keep this summary as it perfectly sums everything up.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    5537

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