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    It was perhaps a year ago when the pandemic disease began. Of course, no one really paid much attention to it since it was simply a minor form of rabies, but little did humanity know that this was more than just rabies that caused foaming, headaches, vomiting, and all those symptoms that could easily be taken care of if treated swiftly.

    No, this form of rabies, carried and brought by the common household pet such as cats or dogs caused people to start twitching and basically turn humans into incoherent, rotting beings of chaos. Ones that spoke in deep, distorted groans and wails. Where people began to become paralyzed through various sections of the body, and even manifest severe signs of aggressiveness. Before the world knew it, humanity was already on the brink of extinction, and it transformed the world into a competition for survival.

    Every man for themselves.

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    Dirk was born with failing eyesight and light sensitivity issues. Now 19 years old and starting his second year of University. After previously living alone, he finds himself suddenly forced to have a a room mate, following a trip down the stairs.

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    3/?
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    Jane comes to term with the fact that Jake will never want to be with her. so Roxy comes along to show Jane how beautiful she truly is.

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    John and Rose have made it to the finals when tragedy strikes! Rose got sick and John is desperate for a partner to skate with him.

    Dave can't be THAT bad, right? He is Rose's brother and he always boasts about how he's a "fucking bad ass ninja that no one can stop" (his words, not John's).

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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be humans.

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    3/?
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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.
    John has a series of panic attacks that continue to worsen and calls Dave for support, but Dave is in the middle of producing SB&HJ and calls Dirk to check up on John for him. While Dirk is there John has a bad panic attack and Dirk concludes that living alone isn’t the best for him.

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    Tattoo/Piercing Parlor AU

    One day Jake decides he wants a tattoo and john comes along with him to Precision Ink, the nearest place with good ratings.

    John meets Dave, one of the workers and Jake meets Dirk, the dude tattooing him. Romance ensues

    (I'm planning on this being multi chapter and I may change this summary because I suck at summaries)

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    8/?
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    13/?
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    Schoolstuck AU

    You watch him when you’re sure he isn’t looking anymore. He’s wearing shades in class. You wonder if he’s even cool enough to pull that off. Judging by the envious looks from the boys at the back of the class, and the moony glance of the girl right beside him, he indeed possesses “the swag factor”.

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    Prince David Strilonde, the fourth of his name, objects strongly to an arranged marriage, and absconds to the neighbouring country of Prospit, changes his name and accidentally gets a job in the palace. Shenanigans occur. A lot of terrible clichés ensue. A fun time is had by all, except when it's not.

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    John is finally on his first real mission with the Crystal Gems! He's determined to prove he's ready to start accompanying them. But between a skeptical Topaz (Dirk), an over-eager Tourmaline (Roxy) and Emerald (Jake), an ancient pyramid overflowing with traps, and his own inexperience, it won't be easy.

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    were running out of food
    the sun is dimming
    and i cant fucking do this anymore.

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    8/8
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    The Sburb Circus was as grand as grand could be. There wasn't a person in the world who didn't hear about it. Each performance involved different people and each show had something new that no one had seen before. Only the best of the best got in and no one was completely sure how you could get it. One thing was for certain: If the Ring Leader liked you your whole world would change.

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    john, bro, and anyone that gave a shit,

    you cant blame me can you? i tried to get help but no one would listen. I plead with them after he died i wanted to join him but..... well we all make mistakes. i wish that it never came to this.... i wish never thought like this..... i wish..... i wish so many things right now..... but i want him back. i want to see him when i open my eyes and want him beside me and i want him to know how much i love him. i chose today because..... its been a year since he died.... its been more than too long for me to see his smile and..... i never got to tell him 'i love you' on his birthday and we all knew that this would happen and none of us could deny that it would be today and... well..... nows the time....

    happy birthday kitkat... see you soon...

    dave elizabeth strider

     

    ***DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHAR NOTICE***

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    After a string of misfortunes, Dirk Strider and his younger brother move out of the city, in hopes that a new house will mean a new life.
    What they didn't expect was for that house to already be occupied.

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    4/?
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    When Dirk gets sent to an orphanage, he is greeted with his roomate. How far will this pair go?

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    4/?
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    Dirk Strider, the famous leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    English
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    13/?
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    Dirk Strider is the new king of Derse. Unfortunately the kingdom is broke, and he is in need of money. And fast. So he has to befriend rich ass Jake. Who is the king of Prospit. While Dirk is trying to become friends with Jake, Jake toys with him. And acts like Dirk is just another servant. How will Dirk get the money for his kingdom.

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    English
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    5/?
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    Dave Strider is a world renowned doctor that has a little secret. He's a vampire. John Egbert is a very successful therapist for children. His secret? He's a werewolf. Jade Harley works at a pharmacy in town and is known to make the best medicine. She's actually a witch. Rose Lalonde is the fortune teller that is never wrong. She can actually see into the future. These four friends live in a world where monsters and other creatures don't exist; at least that's what the government wants the public to think. But what happens when their secrets are found out?

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    English
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    1,028
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    34

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