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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    6/?
    Comments:
    41
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    145
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    26
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    Jake helps Dirk understand it's okay to accept help.

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    It's the end of Sburb, and everyone is tired

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    705
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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1644
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    Dirk just... REALLY wants someone to cut his head off.

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    1,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
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    4
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    35/35
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    171
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    250
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    29
    Hits:
    3267
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    Dirk learns to open up to Jake just a little bit more.

    Language:
    English
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    3,316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    1
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    278
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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    28
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    93
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    13
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    1077
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    Warmth steals up your arms and crawls into your heart. Warmth pushes its foggy fingers into your head. Blue light ripples across the person-shaped husk beneath you, as Aradia’s voice says “Better if she didn’t know what hit her,” only the word hit rings echoes off the walls of the cavern, and a wisp of smoke leaks out of the barrel of the pistol leveled at your head.

    * * *


    This is the sad/happy/sexy/epic story of thirteen teenagers against the world. (With bonus tracks.)
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    18/24
    Comments:
    99
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    134
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    6765
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    Dave Strider is the coolest kid in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and anyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.
    ((BEING REWRITTEN))

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    English
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    13,916
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2477
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    In which Dirk and Hal's imaginations run away from them, and what could have been several potential stabbings are only just averted.

    (Note: No real robots were harmed in the making.)

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    0
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    294
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    Jake is majorly stressing out over a chemistry test, Dirk is simultaneously helpful and supportive and a massive teasing bastard.

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    English
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    2,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    360
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    A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is.

     

    Sexual themes in later chapters

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    English
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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    136
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    321
    Bookmarks:
    49
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    There was a rush, and that was it.
    The Game was Over.
    And that should have been the end of it. But the decrees of Fate are not so simple as a quiet victory and a trip home.
    Or, rather, “home” was not where it was expected to be.

    An Exalted and Homestuck crossover/fusion fic, written so that fans who don't know Exalted can enjoy as well. Tags and Archive Warnings will be updated as the fic progresses.

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    English
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    76,336
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    112
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    3234
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    As soon as Jack holds the crowbar to your neck, you know the situation is hopeless.

    You're going to die.

    Language:
    English
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    366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    174
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    A origin myth that i wrote for my english class months ago.
    Basically the alpha and beta kids are in a empty universe until something happens to the universe frog.

    Language:
    English
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    This has probably been done a million times already but oh well

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    An AU basically where everyone dies but karkat

    Suffer.

    Shout out to the incredibly fucked up turd who started this whole thing damn thing.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    323
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    Occurs after the events of [S]: Collide. Jake finds out that Dirk has lost his head again.

    Edit: this is totally inaccurate I know, I wrote it right after the update to just get my thoughts and feels out!

    Language:
    English
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    650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    428
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    This world is impermanent.

    Your island was an existence of isolation and bounded freedom, but it was home. It was solid. It was safe. It was familiar and vibrant and warmed from the sun of an untouched paradise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    244

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