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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Updates (most) Thursdays

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    16/?
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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    This is a collection of DirkJake one shots ranging from cute and fluffy to sadstuck. Sorry, I can't write smut.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    1
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    215
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    There once lived 4 neighboring kingdoms. The Heart, Diamond, Club, and Spade Kingdoms lived together in peace until the Spade Kingdom suddenly declared war on every kingdom. The king desires to obtain the Sacred Jewels of each kingdom for his queen. The three kingdoms sought the help of the Troll's Kingdom. Along the way, relationships develop, powers are discovered, and bonds are created. Will the Spade Kingdom get what they want or will the Trolls and humans stop them? Read to find out.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    "Everyone here is ready to go
    It's been a hard year, and I only know
    From down this low
    It's only up, up we go"
    -Lights, [s]

    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider have only one more year of high school, while their older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, are just beginning college.
    A failed relationship, several mental declines, and a few months later...

    And our story begins a little before Christmas time, when a seemingly run-of-the-mill party sets into motion a series of unexpected events, both good and bad.

    In other words, a coming-of-age story about falling down and falling in love.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    178
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    English
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    42,226
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1962
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    Dirk Strider is the bitter, reluctant, primary adviser to the dastardly Lord English.

    Meanwhile, he takes up a physical relationship with the isolated English heir and isn't quite sure what to do about it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    184
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    English
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    41,120
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1033
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    Jake has moved around his entire life, never settling down until now.
    He has finally found a home in the small village of Derse and some other perks await him there too

    -.....-

    I aim to update this every week-ish, Please leave any tips/ideas you have! I love to have input from readers!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Dirk is a child when he’s stolen away from Derse to serve as a royal hostage under the rule of Her Imperious Condescension. Years later, he’s rescued by the Prospitian army and forges a bond with its prince.

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    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    7
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    177
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    Welcome to Skaia High's wonderful theater program!
    It may not be the most popular or well funded program at Skaia, but we work hard and create amazing plays and special effects.
    When it comes to joining the theater program, we highly encourage you to try your hand at the Skaia Actors Guild! There you will learn to improv lines and entire scenes as well as memorize and develop ones you've already read. It's a fun environment filled with humor and entertainment. Props are provided, and costumes are made suited for the actors or actresses in mind.
    If acting isn't quite your style, feel free to join the Stage Crew. There you will tamper with lights and sound. You can take pride in sending the whole project in motion!
    Join today!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    For as long as Josh can remember, ink has been appearing on his skin. Words he didn't write, pictures he didn't draw. One day, he decides to write back.
    OR
    Josh is a soulmate, someone who has a connection to someone through markings on their skin. But things aren't easy for soulmates, or for Josh himself, and definitely not for Tyler, the mysterious new boy...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    29
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    3
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    386
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    Hi my name is Dirk Unicorn Irony Strider and I have really cool hair and orange eyes like pumpkins rotting after Halloween and a lot of people tell me I look like superstar wizard movie maker Dave Alpha Universe Strider (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!).

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    English
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    540
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    12
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    80
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    68,568
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    71
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    6981
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    Jake sits all alone on a ledge to nowhere and is thinking about Dirk and how long he has been gone, but ow that the final battle has ended, what happens now?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    1,366,159
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    1147
    Kudos:
    1522
    Bookmarks:
    276
    Hits:
    84257
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    Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.

    (Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)

    Language:
    English
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    55,327
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    531
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    6240
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167,487
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3933

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