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    Alright so I’ve done some weird shit in my life, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake. After Jake decided to be and asshole, again, I broke up with him, again, this time for good… or at least until he got his head out of his ass because I’m a sap like that.

    But all in all that was pretty par for the course, what made this shit weird was the fact that the person who found and talked to me was one of the older trolls. You know the ones who had been dead for several millennia at least?

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    How the world before and after the game effects it players and some of the time in between the best moments and the worst.

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    In a world where Surgeries, both internal and external, are the latest fashion statement, Jane Crocker, heiress and living advertisement of the most powerful company on earth is living the high life.

    Meanwhile, Dirk Strider is caring for his best friend, Roxy Lalonde who suffers from a life-threatening illness. He knows he can't save her life without the threat of going into debt and risking repossession. Jake English thinks he might have a solution.

    Repo! The Genetic Opera AU featuring the alpha kids.

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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    6/?
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    24/?
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    5
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

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    17/?
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    6
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    3
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    Dirk Strider and Jake English. The teen heart-throbs of their towns. And also probably the
    biggest players, known for giving a kiss one night and have moved on by the next morning; boy
    or girl, you were not safe. They never had a relationship longer than three days. And no-one ever
    seemed to learn, and fell right into their arms.

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    John, for the most part, has been very alone for the last 2 1/2 years. Once his father was gone, he ran.

    When he meets a strange man around his age one day, he accepts the offer he is given and goes off to meet his new best friend, his mysterious brother, the strange group of people that visits once every two months and maybe a little something else he never expected to find.

     

    WILL UPDATE WEEKLY!

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    sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.

    somehow, together, you make it manageable.

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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    6/?
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    Dave Strider and Eridan Ampora make unexpected friends. But, for two people notorious for ruining their friendships, can they even make it work?

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    6/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    It is your freshman year of high school.

    Have fun with that.

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    4/?
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    When faced with certain doom and only one path to victory, how will you all cope?

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    Years has passed after the creation of the new world. But the nightmare didn't finish.

    Heroes dissapeared and now only their childs could help them.

    1 world. 1 mystery. 10 kids. 1 adventure to help the heroes. Could they do it?

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    John gets into an argument with Jake, and has to go to Skaia for a meeting. Change of plans, and John is going to Derse for the meeting. Jake hears of this, and since he has never been to Derse, he wants to go. Soon after, both John and Jake are infuriated with the Striders, with the Lalonde's giggling and plotting in the background.

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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    9/?
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    31
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    6
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    "I'm sorry I lied to you."
    "Why'd you do it?"
    "I didn't know how to tell you. I didn't feel the need to, since it wasn't who I was, anyways."
    "Why did you run away, then?"
    "What the fuck are we playing? Twenty questions?"
    "Just answer the God damn questions, Dave."
    "I just... I just had to."
    "No, no you didn't."

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    2/?
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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    11/?
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    104
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