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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Weekly updates (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    Your name is Skye Scarlet and you started a game of Sburb with your friends, but ended up being ripped out of there and transfered to the Alpha/Beta kids/trolls' games. That Divergence completely ruins their games, but you find a way to save them before it's too late. The exit you found might not exactly be what you were expecting tho...

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    This is just a place where I’ll put my information for the latest version of Homebound.

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    22/?
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    A High School AU where John is a quarterback for the football team, and Tavros is...Tavros.

    I had to.

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    20/?
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    "You know what I'm looking forwards to the most, Carter?" He asks.

    "No, what?" You ask back.

    "Not having lived the same damn year three times over," he smiles, a rare, genuine one. "Sure, I've lived it in different places, and gone to different places... but I don't know what's coming next after today and I'm EXCITED."

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    22/?
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    roxy wanted to surprise dirk with a visit sadly it worked a little too well

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    Alternia has come to a peace treaty with Earth. But along with that treaty came about the birth of a sick business that involved the worst of the worst Alternian criminals to be sold as 'sentient sex toys' to Earth's most rich and famous. The condescension's sick way of getting rid of 'pests' while earning 'profit'.

    And as a troll with the blood of the lowest of all blood castes, where your very existence is a crime of the highest treason, there is no other fate you know.

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    "How can I not fall in love with the first person who's ever treated me with so much love and care? Tell me Kanaya, how can I leave a person like that?"

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    28/?
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    “Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”

    Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.

    To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:
    “Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”

    That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.

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    TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.

    Jam Fic.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    49
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    7
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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    57
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    8
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    Chapters:
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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/30
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    15
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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    14
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    Jake realizes that, in order to travel, you need paperwork. And, guess who doesn’t have paperwork? Thousands of years old spirits like Dirk.

    AKA: Where Jake approaches a certain hacker friend for a passport for Djinn Dirk and misses a LOT between the lines.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

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    67,526
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
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    47
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    8
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    Conversations from the Alpha Kids' void session. Four teens trying and failing to figure out what the hell to do with the game and with each other.

    Features time-travel memo shenanigans, death-defying dadhunts, extremely awkward movie nights, Erisolsprite's endless suffering, and the Mohs Scale of Dude Hardness. Not necessarily in that order.

    Adapted from a draft written in mid-2014. Originally intended as a Dirk/Jake relationship study, and while that's still definitely the main focus, it pulls in Jane and Roxy a fair bit as well. I love 'em (and the Alpha Kid dynamics) too much to leave 'em out.

    (EDIT: Also a lot of Dirk being fed up with his auto-responder's bullshit. And a lot of his auto-responder's bullshit, for that matter. The B2 session, aka. four humans being trolled by some sentient shades.)

    New chapter every weekend.

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    "when god lets my body be

    from each brave eye shall sprout a tree
    fruit that dangles therefrom

    the purpled world will dance upon
    between my lips which did sing"
    -E. E. Cummings

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    1/1
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    22
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    What do you do when people are turning into monsters and the world is thrown into destruction? What do you do when you watch the man that raised you be murdered before your eyes? And what do you do when you don't know what to do?
    Well.
    You survive.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Where slightly misplaced jealousy towards Jake’s childhood friend Jane causes Dirk to attempt to cook breakfast. Obviously, given that he’s a former spirit who was imprisoned for thousands of years and from a time without technology, it’s… an interesting endeavor.

    AKA: Djinn Dirk gets jealous and attempts cooking. Enough said.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
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    177

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