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    It is not often that Dave Strider, sunglass-wearing stoic teenager and definitive psychopath, shows any hint of positive emotion.
    And it's all because of that infuriating teen with his perfect looks and charm. It drove Dave crazy.

    He just wanted John by his side.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
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    27
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    3
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    434
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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    126
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    2676
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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    (Will Update about every other day. Or when I feel like it.)

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    English
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    342
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    8
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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    English
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    41,957
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    40
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    285
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    3091
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    22,187
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    579
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    English
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    34,044
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3024
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    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    85,596
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    368
    Kudos:
    524
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    8895
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    577
    Kudos:
    801
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    10390
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    Jake English, established leader of a criminal organization, takes on a petty street thief as his apprentice.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    106
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    Based off this: http://www.zerochan.net/1449460

    Basically: a Fractured Fairy Tail AU starring Jane as Little Red Riding Hood, Jade as the Grandmother and The Condesce as herself.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

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    English
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    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    19
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    When Dirk walked into the common room, he hadn't expected to see Kanaya sitting on the couch. That itself was normal, but what she was doing was not – she was sewing.

    In which Dirk discovers that being able to sew isn't that bad and gains a new Moirail.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

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    English
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    1,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    60
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    He always comes into the café, looking curious and happy, like a child at a new toy store. Dirk always rushes to take his order, his heart beating fast in his chest as the other male spoke in a lovely and foreign accent. He'd never talked to him in any other way, far too awkward, however; when his best friend, Roxy, gets the beautiful boys pester and hosts a killer party, who knows how things will go?

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    English
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    8,274
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    60
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    English
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    29,317
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3133
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    Maybe if Dirk hadn't been in such a bad mood that day, he'd have noticed the signs.

    Maybe if he hadn't been such an awful boyfriend, he would have noticed the signs long before.

    He wished he could do something.
    But it was too late.

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    English
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    1,477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    It was kind of funny, almost, how easily all your friends were willing to cut you from their social sphere. You also thought it was funny how easily they, and you, were coming apart.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in three parts.

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    English
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    6,565
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    64
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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    English
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    67,991
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    124
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    Four students arrive at Hogwarts for their first year, but they are completely unaware of the tense times they face. The future holds worrying prospects, but the past will only bring unexpected surprises...

    (Ensemble fusion, character tags to be added as they appear. Updating once a week.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    871
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    Jade is a Princess of Prospit. Who has magical abilities, and while messing around with magic one day ends up cursing herself. Leading her to stay in a tower while her wonderful girlfriend helps her get better. And hope that her brothers John and Jake don't drive her older sister Jane insane.
    Roxy is a Princess of Derse. Although she faked her own death so she could act as a guy to be a knight. She has been in a relationship with Jade for a year now, and knows the cure to the curse. She just has to find the ingredients, deal with her girlfriend's antics, keep dave away from the tower. Oh yeah, and protect his royal highness himself, Dirk.

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    English
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    3,577
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    21
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    Welcome One and All to Hope's Peak!! Enjoy the time you have here, because it won't last long! This is a program to die for... and most of you will lose more than your heads here! Upupupu!

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    English
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    1,066
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    21
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    Featuring two incredibly awkward men in an incredibly self indulgent domestic setting. A birthday gift for a good friend!!! I hope you like it!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,556
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    98

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