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Living alone in the middle of the ocean is hard. Waking to the political turmoil of Derse is an island of a different flavour. It takes him a while to learn how to navigate.
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Sometimes you wonder if everyone would have been better off if you had never been born at all.
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Before Dave Strider was a Hollywood superstar, he was a broke single parent struggling to take care of his kid.
Before Dirk Strider turned fifteen, he was a kid with severe social anxiety and an increasingly sexual obsession with his brother.
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- Part 3 of The Bucket List
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In this AU trolls are hunted for their horns.
More about the world will be explained as the story progresses.
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Your name is Jake English, and you never did really get a good handle on the whole quadrant system.
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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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not one small atomic bomb (not anything at all) by lyricsandhearts
Homestuck, The Avengers (2012)
28 May 2012
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In which Roxy is a double-crossing spy, Dirk built himself a new heart and a fancy robot suit to go along with it, nobody likes Jake when he's angry, Jane is a clone trained with a bow and arrow, and John was frozen in time during the Scratch, only to wake up to a brand new universe he knows almost nothing about.
Welcome back to the Alpha Initiative.
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- Part 2 of Avengerstuck
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Jake English is not John Egbert. But Dave thinks, under certain lights, Jake could pass as John.
And it hurts.
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In which Dave likes Dirk, Dirk likes Jake, John likes Jake, and Jake likes Skor bars.
Alternative summary: Jake is a wily sonuvabitch.
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Dirk and Jake attempt to have sex. Jake is put off by bro puns.
This is DirkJake PWP. Literally, 4400 words of nothing but DirkJake smut.
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Your name is Jake English, and your boyfriend is distracting you from your college work.
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Dirk spends a week with his friends, gets incredibly sun-burnt, unwillingly becomes a relationship therapist, feels homesick, and deals with his jealous needy spoiled asshole of a brother.
And also has wild crazy cybersex with him.
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- Part 2 of The Bucket List
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That’s when the pleasure hits you, when your vision suddenly blurs, your breath comes out in a rush. Your knees give out on you but he’s there to hold you up, whispering reassuring things in your ear between kissing and licking your skin while that cool air rushes past your other urging you to get as far away as possible.
“See? It’s all good…” He murmurs before dipping his head once more to slip his teeth back into your skin.
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Dave has lived a sheltered life. He doesn’t know the epic feel of swords cutting through air, through wood, smacking on skin and raising welts. He doesn’t understand the nasty feel of defeat or the joy of victory at three in the morning after nine hours of sparring only to land a single hit on a forearm. He doesn’t know the taste of weed on the first hit or how much different—better—it is on the second and the third but how it leaves an ashy feel in his mouth at the last of the bong to the point where it’s almost a requirement to drink some apple juice. He has never experienced the buzz he gets from the drug. Most of all, he doesn’t know what rape is. He doesn’t know the feeling of idiocy that accompanies this. He doesn’t know because, in the Phi Timeline, Dirk wasn’t there to teach him these things and beat his ass when he finds out about his liking weed (but not his addiction, no, Dave was never addicted, true and honestly to his heart).
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Spring semester at Anningley offers new and exciting challenges including Lightboard M, deep and meaningful interpersonal conversations, skulls, yet more theater parties, and Dave Strider's storied cool being shaken to its foundations.
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- Part 2 of In Full Clarity
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So Jane's movie night takes an unexpected turn.
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a mysterious phone call causes the best experience of Dirk's life
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Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
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Jake's duty was to protect Dirk and Jane first and ask questions later, even if that meant the loss of his own sanity. AU.
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