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    You could try and take us
    But we're the gladiators
    Everyone a rager
    But secretly they're saviors
    Glory and gore go hand in hand
    That's why we're making headlines
    You could try and take us
    But victory's contagious

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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    Your name is John Egbert.

    For years, you have been having nightmares without end. You hear voices that you cannot pin. But you know them. And you don't have words for it.

    You can't summarize your life worth shit. It's countless summer days in your father's bakery, school, sleepless nights, nightmares dragging you down. But you try your best. You're a kid, growing up is hard. But you do try.

    Your name is John Egbert.

    Your summer is about to be fucked sideways and upways. Time to buckle up and enjoy the ride, you think.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Demons and humans have literally been at eachother’s throats for centuries. Ever since Her Imperial Condescension overtook the throne on Derse, hordes and hordes of bloodthirsty demons have been pouring into the human world. The Condesce wants humans to be extinct and demons to overrun the Earth, something about expanding her reign over more than one plane of existence. Any demon with enough sense to see the purpose of mankind in general have been secretly forming an alliance of sorts with what remains of the race. Meanwhile, the power-hungry and formidable demons who are on the side of the queen are starting their final assault against the human race. They don’t stand a chance against the Condesce and her personal band of higher class demons and they know it. Despite this, demons who side with humans hold onto a tale that was passed down from around the time of the previous king of Derse. There is a rogue prince, no one knows where he is or what he looks like but the legend says that you know it’s the prince right before he kills you. Cheery right? This is a relatively post-apocalyptic story of supernatural caliber; it isn’t exactly going to be sunshine and rainbows here.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    23/?
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    An AU where the alpha trolls live among humans and the game was never played.

    Beforus is destroyed, Cronus has been thoroughly traumatized, which leads to unfortunate events.

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    This went on until Dave put his fork down and said a little too loud for his own liking, “I can get half.” The arguing stopped and he continued. “I can get half of what we think we’ll need if we go with Karkat and Sollux’s idea.“

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    In January, 1999, four kids break down in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere, U.S.A. during a major snowstorm. With no car, no cash, and no sign of a break in the storm, they get help from a group of four psychopathic hicks who lure them in by offering to fix their car up.

    The problem? They only kidnap three of the kids.

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    Jake and Brain Ghost Dirk have a plan to make Dirk appreciate himself a little bit better. Dirk is too busy being caught up in his own head to even appreciate that.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated 2-4 times a week.

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    When you're alone in the world, you'll do anything to change that.

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    Fire blots out the sky in a smoke of ugly colours and a sickening smell.
    And in the middle of it a young boy stands afraid of what's to come next.

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    In an ambiguously pre-Industrial society, Jade English sends her grandson out into the world to experience the joys of adventuring for himself. This would probably be easier if Jake had paid more attention to her adventuring lessons. Then again, nothing’s really been easy since the Curse hit all those years ago.

    Or: Dirk is a cursed bird boy with intimacy issues, Jake finds (and dates) him, Roxy and Jane are beautiful disasters in their own rights, and everything is varying levels of awful until it isn’t. Featuring as much fluff as I can cram in between the plot-driven angst and a lot of wing appreciation and preening.

    Based on an art piece by Cityinthesea.

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    3/?
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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    6/?
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    When you're 18 you stop aging until you find your soulmate, thats not true. When you're 18 your soulmate's name appears on your hand. Thats not real either. What your soulmate first says to you is imprinted on your arm. Is that true?

    Its hard to tell. Everyone has it differently, and sometimes they have it all.

    John Egbert has been alive for 923 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 18 hours, and 49 minutes now.

    Sure you have cool rad cousins, a skeptical sister, a best bro, your strange cynical wise girl-friend, and this weird psycho chick you met at a college party and are now bffs with. Its cool, you likes yout life, to an extent. It get drab, boring, dull, REPETITIVE after nine centuries.

    You are this close to just going off to live in a retirement home and play chess with your nana and poppop. However the Lalonde sisters aren't very keen on your idea, and instead drag you onto their annual camping trip, with added company you certainly DO NOT know.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you worry you might end up having to deal these 2 sisters until their dying day.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,519,884
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    1717
    Bookmarks:
    305
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    94063

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