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    John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends.

    He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction towards anyone. This leads John to feel isolated and confused in a world full of sex and romance, which is particularly prevalent in high school. It gets even worse when someone starts leaving love notes in his locker - and it's not just one of his friend's pranks this time, either.

    Characters belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

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    Hello fellow person! This is a book that will soon be full of Homestuck one-shots! Just comment a request and I will be sure to fulfill it. No, no lemons. If you would like lemons though, I can make a second story full of lemon one-shots ;) but anyways, ENJOY THIS!! No angst, not about that life. Instead, we get all the fluff in the world.

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    After their final stand, a letter is found in the departed Jake's possessions addressed for Dirk. Here is where he wrote all the things that he didn't have a chance to say in life, but that Dirk can still read after his death.

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    The 42nd Annual Hunger Games. It's an unusual pick this year with lots of young kids, trained killers, and some disabled teenagers. Vriska Serket is in it to win it; Karkat Vantas is in it to survive. Children will fight for their lives, dreams will be shattered, and bonds created and broken.

    But only one Tribute comes out alive.

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    The whole crew is out for a beach trip in Florida! (Jane and Jade had to stay for a doctor's appointment and a dentist appointment so they're just chillin and playing video games.) Although being trapped in a hot van with ten other people doesn't sound like the best time, all the kids and trolls are excited to go to the beach for the first time post-game! Wacky shenanigans will endure and my dumb humor will make it all better though. (This is my first series, if you catch any mistakes please tell me and feedback in general is highly appreciated! Thanks!!)

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    13/?
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    Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Earth with the Guardians revived, Dave has nothing much to worry about, and way too much time to dwell on what he's lost.

    A whole world of new experiences within his grasp, Dirk thinks it's time to move on with his life.

    Under the ticking clock of a curse he picked up during the Game, Jake may not have much of a life to move on with.

    (Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Alternia with the Empress revived, Karkat has a lot to worry about, but not too little time to hurt over what he's lost.)

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    6/?
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    After finally beating the game they can now live a somewhat normal lifestyle, but first these kids have got to do something about those trolls...

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    Your name is Brain Ghost Dirk, and even after everything you, every iteration of you, has been through, Jake English still believes in you.

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    In which Dave can't sleep and goes to the beach to clear his mind but instead of sleep, it's Jake that he finds.

    In otherwords, Jake is a merman of the shark nature who rarely interacts with humans but he sees Dave and is awestruck by his beauty before deciding to just take him as he personal treasure.

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    3/?
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    Karkat Vantas is just trying to drink away his problems, but this asshole in shades shows up and tries to convince him they knew each other in another life. Who even is this douchebag? Might as well humor him.

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    5/?
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    Dave is missing. Dirk is going to do something about it. All the while, the Protectors of Alternia are growing stronger.

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    10/?
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    The game has ended. Everyone lived. Dirk can't help but feel lost as Jake continues to ignore him. He's broken, in pain, wanting nothing more than to curl up next to his ex but he can't do that anymore. In Dirk's case, there was no happy ending.

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    Now living on Earth and no longer dead, the Alpha trolls settle down and enter the same college, Beforus University, to start all over on life. No Sgrub game equals no doomed timelines. Things should be simple, right?

    As if. College isn't the cakewalk as they were expecting, and trolls are new to the human world, which means exposure to the good and bad that Earth has to offer. If college and society can't prove that it can overwhelm them, then the changes in their group relationships will.

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    The game has been won, and now John and Roxy are coming to terms with life After. And what better way to do that then going on a family camping trip?

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    12/?
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    14/?
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    Lord English, The Condesce and the Jacks are dead. The trolls have travelled to an alternate earth to find a new enemy but this one is using an entire civilisation as a weapon.
    Trapped on an island, being hunted and nowhere to run, can they make it out alive this time? Or will they lose some friends along the way, this villain wants them dead and will do anything to get just that.

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    11/?
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
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    96
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    10
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