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    You've spent a long time hiding from the shadows, John. But it looks like they've found you anyway. What will you do now?

    On the day of his Transmuscendence, John goes missing. At the same time, a baby boy appears on a young man's doorstep (or, in a young man's joke shop, as it were).
    After reliving his first thirteen years of life in a world so different from where he came from, John finds himself woefully unprepared when his fiances from his homeworld come to take him away.
    It's a good thing his best pals are still around to try and help, right?

    Language:
    English
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    1,909
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

    Language:
    English
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    25,890
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1175
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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud.

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    English
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    5,325
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    354
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    "C'mon John! You should sign this form! After all, we're getting paid to fiddle around with those scientific doo dads and what nots!" Your cousin prodded at your stomach and you stepped closer to the form, signing it quickly.

    Your name is John Egbert and you really regret that action.

    Language:
    English
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    3,417
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    713
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    In which a green gentleman haunts a pink tipsy hacker.

    Language:
    English
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    438
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    72
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    1,376
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    437
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    In which Jake makes a very clumsy introduction.

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    English
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    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    69
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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

    Language:
    English
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    24,606
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    609
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

    Series
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    English
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    36,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    802
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    The Alpha OT4 goes out for dinner, and Roxy gets a little bored.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    182
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    House of Madness
    As we say ‘ Welcome to Hell’
    This story is the fruit of a roleplay , me and my friend loved so dearly we decided to turn it into a story.
    Enjoy the story where everyone lives ‘ Happily ‘ in one house, there is love, sadness, and death oh so much Death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    Alternate title - 500 words.

    I created a matrix that has every possible combination of kids (pairs only) and then randomly assigned kinks to each pairing then randomly put it into a list. I am now going through and writing stories that are exactly 500 words for that pairing, for that kink.

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    English
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    3,560
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1996
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    Roxy Lalonde is pregnant with Dirk Strider's babies. Dirk is dating Jake English. Jake is jealous of Dirk's relationship with Roxy. Is this triangle headed for a doomed timeline, or an epic story of love, sex and atypical family dynamics? Featuring Baby Dave and Rose.

    Check out my writing playlist at:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL55sMClVn94UuEzZYVMYWOADC2ENAorkL

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    16,972
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    600
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    After the game, when all the aliens have been sent to their respective new homes, Roxy could really use a friend. Luckily, there's Jake.

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    English
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    1,407
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    103
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    Roxy's an adult. So she should totally have her stuff together now, right?

    Reality doesn't seem to agree, but that's not gonna stop it from delivering a piece of perfection in the muck of it all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    674
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    70
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    Jake and Jane turn to their moirails to discuss feelings and meanings to recently occurred events and Dave is determined to convince Jade of who she is. It will take work but after a while (few weeks), something happens to make Jade possibly change her mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,172
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    150
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    Many choices you make in you life time might infect what happens in your future more then you think. for Roxy Lalonde, the choices she makes are between life or death, literally.

    Language:
    English
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    6,012
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    58
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    485
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    "Yeah you can't fight the tears that ain't comin',
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am"
    —"Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
     
    Time takes care of everything. Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,391
    Chapters:
    9/32
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    385
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    Four interwoven tales following various trolls, kids, cherubs, and carapacians, except all of them are humans living in Gainesville, Florida (home of the band Less Than Jake). One follows Dirk Strider and pals as they form a band in the main plot. Then Cronus tries to do the romance and fails (or does he?). Then A sinister Corporate owner starts buying up everything, he is known only as "Lord English". And Lastly Slick/Paint is 100% canon and everybody at the school knows it.

    Posted on 4/10 for the fifth anniversary of Homestuck's Beta

    Tags to be updated with relationships and each chapters content. Various hijinx will occur in segments I like to call "Interludes"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,821
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    343

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