17 Works in Jake English/Karkat Vantas

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    "I'd gladly butter your biscuit again. Hell, I'll butter three biscuits. You give me a biscuit and consider it buttered. "

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    Jake really needs a study buddy and decides Karkat will have to do.

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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

    Edit: Did I say there was no gore? Gore Warning for Chapter 4. Did I say there was no smut? Smut warning for Chapter 8, and now for Chapter 13.

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    Its a lonely miserable night of bad thoughts so Jake (with Karkat's advice) goes out for a feelings jam at Karkat's place.

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    Just some random one shots for gay pairings in Homestuck! Any missing ships will be added whenever the chapter is made! Feel free to comment or send in some requests as well!

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    3/?
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    Edited by the absolutely wonderful (deals with all my shit) Aelfrey.
    Apart of the 'Burn My Lungs & Curse My Eyes' series but not directly apart of the story line. If you would like to imagine this took place, then you may. If not, you can just picture this as another doomed timeline... ;)

    Evert (Equius Zahhak) has an issue with Nadine (Nepeta Leijon) that he thinks that only Dirk Strider can handle. After a little guidance from Kar (Karkat Vantas) he approaches him with a proposition. While their group of recently united friends are at a club to celebrate the release of Dirk, Evert, and Kar from prison, Jake has something to say about Dirk's once lover and now what Evert wants most.

    Falls directly after "Nicotine" and before "Skyfall".

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    next cahpter come in 25834908549853420234 ywars

     

    i hppe u like pls rate my firsrt fsnfic ver!!>!!

     

    thanK ANDS DONTY FORGOT TO PROTECT JAKE ENLGIUSJ

    THn you

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    A little gift for my frond/co-creator of AskTheStarGazers. They had achieved a new level by drawing porn, (of DaveKat of course) and in a Skype chat her, my other cosplay frond, and myself started discussing an orgy. I started it up jokingly of course but then they were like "you should totes write this" when I mentioned I'd possibly do a fic about it.

    So here we are. Two in the morning and I'm writing porn fics for my best friends. What a life.

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    “No, for the last fucking time, I am not letting you pick the film for movie night again,” you snap, grabbing the DVD case of Batman & Robin out of Jake’s hands. You have suffered through enough horrible superhero films, five weeks’ worth of awful, poorly-acted, cheesy-dialogue-filled shit. Yes, movie night is only once a week, but the atrocity of each film is enough to stick with you until the next one. Five movies together still represents over ten hours of your life that you could have spent biting your fingernails, fighting an endless battle to subdue your hair into something slightly less unruly looking (not that you'd ever admit that to anyone), or masturbating while thinking about Jake English’s soft belly.

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    A few short crack fics.

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    "Would you care for a flapjack?" he inquires, ever-cheerful and downright grating as you enter the kitchen. The goofy grin on his face is 100% earnest, and you absolutely hate it.

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    "He was in his shitty Lara Croft shorts that were too small for him two years ago, and now he’s big enough that they don’t leave much to the imagination."

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    You are absolutely sure that Jake English is without a doubt the worst lover in all paradox space.

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    A new neighbor. A new way of thinking.

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    7/?
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    Jake is a young ENIO (English Initiative Operative) soldier on a mission; he is to explore the abandoned alien vessel the scouting team chanced upon and bring back any and all pieces of alien technology that can help humanity against the looming threat that is the Alternian Empire.

    But as it turns out, the ancient space colony isn't as abandoned as they were expecting...

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    How do you teach your boyfriends that guns aren’t toys? Let them play with your pistol, of course.

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