13 Works in Jake English/Karkat Vantas

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    next cahpter come in 25834908549853420234 ywars

     

    i hppe u like pls rate my firsrt fsnfic ver!!>!!

     

    thanK ANDS DONTY FORGOT TO PROTECT JAKE ENLGIUSJ

    THn you

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    The thing about borrowed time is there’s never quite enough of it.

    Alternatively: two volatile trolls and a lonely human spend the paramount moments of their endgame with green gangsters, time-travel and a mansion they can’t escape.

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    A little gift for my frond/co-creator of AskTheStarGazers. They had achieved a new level by drawing porn, (of DaveKat of course) and in a Skype chat her, my other cosplay frond, and myself started discussing an orgy. I started it up jokingly of course but then they were like "you should totes write this" when I mentioned I'd possibly do a fic about it.

    So here we are. Two in the morning and I'm writing porn fics for my best friends. What a life.

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    “No, for the last fucking time, I am not letting you pick the film for movie night again,” you snap, grabbing the DVD case of Batman & Robin out of Jake’s hands. You have suffered through enough horrible superhero films, five weeks’ worth of awful, poorly-acted, cheesy-dialogue-filled shit. Yes, movie night is only once a week, but the atrocity of each film is enough to stick with you until the next one. Five movies together still represents over ten hours of your life that you could have spent biting your fingernails, fighting an endless battle to subdue your hair into something slightly less unruly looking (not that you'd ever admit that to anyone), or masturbating while thinking about Jake English’s soft belly.

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    An exotic courtesan pleasures a hoard of raunchy mammals.

     
    Written for Drone Season 2014.

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    A few short crack fics.

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    "Would you care for a flapjack?" he inquires, ever-cheerful and downright grating as you enter the kitchen. The goofy grin on his face is 100% earnest, and you absolutely hate it.

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    "He was in his shitty Lara Croft shorts that were too small for him two years ago, and now he’s big enough that they don’t leave much to the imagination."

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    You are absolutely sure that Jake English is without a doubt the worst lover in all paradox space.

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    A new neighbor. A new way of thinking.

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    Jake is a young ENIO (English Initiative Operative) soldier on a mission; he is to explore the abandoned alien vessel the scouting team chanced upon and bring back any and all pieces of alien technology that can help humanity against the looming threat that is the Alternian Empire.

    But as it turns out, the ancient space colony isn't as abandoned as they were expecting...

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    How do you teach your boyfriends that guns aren’t toys? Let them play with your pistol, of course.

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