9 Works in Jake English/Karkat Vantas

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

    Words:
    13,060
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    419
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    A few short crack fics.

    Words:
    1,262
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    163
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    "Would you care for a flapjack?" he inquires, ever-cheerful and downright grating as you enter the kitchen. The goofy grin on his face is 100% earnest, and you absolutely hate it.

    Words:
    2,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    321
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    "He was in his shitty Lara Croft shorts that were too small for him two years ago, and now he’s big enough that they don’t leave much to the imagination."

    Words:
    637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    153
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    You are absolutely sure that Jake English is without a doubt the worst lover in all paradox space.

    Words:
    672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    331
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    A new neighbor. A new way of thinking.

    Series
    Words:
    6,084
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    585
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    Jake is a young ENIO (English Initiative Operative) soldier on a mission; he is to explore the abandoned alien vessel the scouting team chanced upon and bring back any and all pieces of alien technology that can help humanity against the looming threat that is the Alternian Empire.

    But as it turns out, the ancient space colony isn't as abandoned as they were expecting...

    Words:
    3,058
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1255
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    You'd give anything to wipe that smug smirk off his face, but he's got the gun and you don't feel like biting the bullet just yet.

    Words:
    885
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    840
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    How do you teach your boyfriends that guns aren’t toys? Let them play with your pistol, of course.

    Words:
    4,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3968

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