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    Maybe your crush on Lalonde wasn't new, but the opportunity to see her certainly was.

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    callierox, tumblr au thing?, meetcute. its just a mix of like 17 aus and my thirst for the next eccc.

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    The Strider family had always had a major history of depression, Dirk happened to start a new page in that book by suffering 8 long years of Anorexia Nervosa. Dave picks up the 'diet' from his brother but turns out WAY worse than Dirk, developing Bulimia Nervosa. On the other hand John knows EXACTLY what is going on with Dave but wont tell Dirk or the twins brothers. Karkat is just as depressed and going through an abusive relationship which drives him crazy. Jake's a crazy asshole that uses Dave at his most vulnerable point to fuel his sex addiction. Roxy cant stop drinking so Rose sends her to rehab. Bro's a heroin addict and D cant kick his horrible drinking habits. John's got his own addictions that he's hiding from everyone and Dave cant stop cutting.

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    Trigger warning: Abuse.

    Being the new kid at school always sucks, but John makes friends with Dave fairly quickly. But what is Dave actually hiding?

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    Dirk and Jake's favorite parts of the holidays, told in the most vague and annoying roundabout way possible, featuring me trying to stuff Hal in there any way I could because nothing will stop me from including him in everything I do in my real ass life.

    I can't remember when I posted Blue (Full) Moon, must have been a few years back, I thought I'd do another Christmassy Dirkjake for the holidays. I think I might have more, not-Homestuck Christmas things planned, stay tuned I guess?

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    Jake is just an ordinary boy whose life is turned upside down when his grandma's death opens him a whole new world.

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    Your name is Jake English and you'll be damned if you'll let your soulmate just slip away from you.

    Lyrics from Julia Nunes song Then Okay.

    Takes place during chapters 30 and 31 of MC Esher

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    Since today is Dirk and Dave's birthday I decided to write this drabble for the two.

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    The morning of the 1st of December in the Strider-English household.

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    Dirk is having some struggles coping with the break-up even after the game. He goes on a whim and tries to glue the pieces back together with Jake. But, it doesn't end as well as he hoped. Dirk isn't the only one struggling and Jake is fairly unsure what to do with the left over pieces.

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    My wife said there wasn't enough DirkJake fluff in the world, and I thought, now THERE is a problem I've got the tools to tackle. Anyway they're very embarrassing in this and I'm appalled.

    (DirkJake, Earth C, Jane has everyone over for the Holidays and it's Cold As Hell and you know what that means.)

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    Dirk and Jake go swimming and shenanigans ensue

    This is a collaboration between seven authors, where each person writes (roughly) 500 words and then passes them along to the next person, who writes their bit and passes only their part on to the next person, and so on. The result is a bit nonsensical and very fun to read!

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    The Beta, Alpha, and Trollian Sburb groups have been taken into a new dimension. However, everything isn't how it seems. This world is a distopian future. Nothing can get much worse than meteors taking out the planet...Right?
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    Homestuck and it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie
    This book will have some ships and mature content such as: Gore, body horror, body mutilation, character death, and maybe more

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    “My name is Dirk,” he says softly, “A witch sent me here to investigate the disappearance of hope. If you Mr. Wizard have or had anything to do with it…” His tone is dark and his voice is grating when he says the next four words,

    “I will find out.”

    (A Harvest Moon inspired fairytale in which a lonely Wizard screws up and his only chance of fixing everything is a farmer who has a secret or two up his sleeve.)

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    How can the mistakes of one teenager pave the future for his friends and enemies? How can the bond between friends be crumbled so easily? Fairness is not the name of this game. This is reality, not some cheesy video game.

    (lol I suck at summaries XP)

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    The aftermath of Rose and Kanaya's wedding as it impacts a certain pointy-shades idiot and British-sounding dork. In other words, why Dirk and Jake needs to learn to fucking talk to people.

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    "Call it a car crash waiting to happen, you’ll just call it your downfall"

    Dirk is a romantic, just not a particularly optimistic one.

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    Jake English, a young hunter touring the American countryside, gets far more than he has bargained for.

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    Dirk and Jake get ready in the morning. Jake has certain opinions about Dirk, and Dirk has certain opinions about himself. To Jake's surprise, Dirk actually shares his feelings for once. Also, Dirk's hair is down, so that's fun.

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    Dirk Strider has been the Prince for...well, it's been lifetimes. Maybe (probably?) too long.

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    Your brothers always told you that life isn't a fairy tale. That's why Bro holds down two jobs while you and Dirk go to school. Somebody has to pay the bills after all. Life is never easy for a Strider, especially not for your older brothers, and you know they have a lot on their plates. This is the first excuse you make not to tell them when things start to get bad again.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    16
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