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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    Dirk had never been keen on having or raising kids, but when a disabled boy comes into his life by means of a terrible accident, Dirk is certain he's never made a better choice than to accept legal guardianship.

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    Dave is not okay and Dirk can't deal with it alone anymore. When Dave was little and Dirk was trying to convince him something new was harmless he'd have to do it first so, fine, if he has to go to therapy first to prove that it's fine then he'll do that. It's not like there's anything amiss with him, is there? Set between chapters 13 and 14 of M.C. Escher that's my favourite MC.

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    A bunch of pesterchum shenanigans updated whenever I feel like torturing myself with endless HTML

    Enjoy these ridiculous logs

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    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    If it were different you’d have Dirk over here, smiling at you, and this man watching wistfully from the other side of the room. You and Dirk used to be very good at making each other laugh. If it were different you’d be the one capturing Dirk’s attention, the one who gets to touch Dirk and hear the low warmth of his voice when he flirts. You miss him all the time, stupidly, selfishly.

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English. The teen heart-throbs of their towns. And also probably the
    biggest players, known for giving a kiss one night and have moved on by the next morning; boy
    or girl, you were not safe. They never had a relationship longer than three days. And no-one ever
    seemed to learn, and fell right into their arms.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    A series of coincidences, pulling two men together in a way that could only be described as two things: fate, or cleverly planned matchmaking.

    It takes a year, but a year to fall in love is a year that can change your life.

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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    au: jake forgets his umbrella. a handsome stranger lends him one. jake is supposed to give the umbrella back but keeps it. a year later dirk strider looks up in the grocery store and says, "youre the asshole who stole my umbrella!"

    Otherwise known as my friends need to stop giving me inspiration.

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    13
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    in C's 5040 a group of kids are transported into their parent's incipisphere to play a game in the newly-mended Sburb. The problem? The game didn't re-generate monsters, but it sure as hell could create them.

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    Jake English wakes up to a blurred mental state and two (literal) alien voices textually yelling at him on a wrist-bound screen he can't seem to take off.

    It beeps.

    That probably isn't a good sign.

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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

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    Chapters:
    12/14
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    Dirk didnt even know roses could be green until they started constricting his lungs and flowering in his throat.

    Until they had been the favourite flower of a person who couldn't love him back.

    Until they had started killing him.

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    Featuring two incredibly awkward men in an incredibly self indulgent domestic setting. A birthday gift for a good friend!!! I hope you like it!

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    2/?
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    20
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    4
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