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    AU but still trolls: Karkat is a knight for the kingdom of Light, and a specific preistess...er, seer princess, got herself into trouble. sometimes, when you cant get out, the least you can do is protect her.
    Now with the rage kingdom on the move, the kingdoms have become tense, and ties will be challenged. No one knows what or why the rage kingdom has suddenly become active.
    Dedicated to covertcalligrapher from tumblr, because shes awesome. end of story.

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    Jane and Jake have just move to Texas with the rest of their family from Washington, DC. Jane is dealing with a weight complex, and no, no matter how many times people remind her of how 'beautiful' and that she wasn't 'overweight in the least' she knew she would never be thin enough. Jake is dealing with the guilt of accidentally shooting his grandfather during a hunting trip four months ago. Roxy is dealing with severe depression and is an alcoholic, and Dirk is getting over his self harm. This is the story of how their destinies are all intertwined.

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    Jane and Roxy have new neighbors.

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    In which you are a survivor turned shadow or starlight, blackhole, spacetime tragedy
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    It's been a while since the end and Dirk understands how to live
    He's found himself deplorably alone for years
    but is unable to find his trust in an unmarked grave growing poppies in his chest

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    John is a Demon Hunter and Dave is an Agent of Hell, but that means they are actually on the same side, fighting in the long war against Sin. If only John knew what that meant. They'll fight alongside the Prince of Hell and a deranged Djinni to save the unsuspecting souls of Earth.

    A twist on the classic demonstuck that started as a silly little challenge and then grew a plot and ran. Ran far.

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    Four interwoven tales following various trolls, kids, cherubs, and carapacians, except all of them are humans living I Gainesville, Florida. One follows Dirk Strider and pals as they form a band in the main plot. Then Cronus tries to do the romance and fails (or does he?). Then A sinister Corporate owner starts buying up everything, he is known only as "Lord English". And Lastly Slick/Paint is 100% canon and everybody at the school all know it.

    Posted on 4/10 for the fifth anniversary of Homestuck's Beta

    Tags to be updated with relationships and each chapters content. Various hijinx will occur in segments I like to call "Interludes"

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    It all starts when John finally works up the courage to kiss his compsci tutor. And of course, it goes way beyond that, gaining momentum until it sweeps all four of them up. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    Thursday: March 30th, 2000

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    Do me a favor, before I go?” Jake asks. You nod. “Anything.” “Kill Lord English for me."

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    Your name is Jake English, but people only know you as Dirks boyfriend.
    Your name is Dirk Strider, people don't call you a player but you know they're thinking it.
    Your name is Dave Strider, not that anyone really gives two shits.
    Your name is John Egbert, and you're determined to get your classmates to stop calling you straightedge.
    Your name is Katkat Vantas, but to your classmates, you're name is fuckass.

    Everyone goes to the same school, but the only thing really tying them all together is how much their lives really suck dick.

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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    When Jake blurts out the most awkward proposal for sex you ever thought possible - even by the standards of awful teen comedies - you can't do anything but blink at him across the campfire. You’re taken so off-guard that instead of any coherent response, the only thing that you blurt out is, “Huh?!”.

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    A rehearsal for a high school play takes an unexpected, tragic turn. Warnings for very slight gore, sad stuck, and major character death. And bad writing.

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    This is not quite the ideal rom-com a young man wished to live through.
    In fact, it was the complete opposite… and held a lot more concussions than he had thought could happen within a single season of baseball.
    This is Karkat Vantas and this is not even his own story.
    It’s filled with three baseball teams and a girls’ softball team in fact.

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    It starts when Dirk reads his summary: "Sorry im no good at summaries i promise its better than it looks. Please review!" He knows, right then and there, that this is the guy who needs his help the most.

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    Jane knew by now that her friends had some issues. She knew by now that they'd all grown up alone.

    She just hadn't really thought about it before.

    She's still trying not to think about it.

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    Jake English attempts to write fanfiction for his Avatar OC. It doesn't turn out very well.

    (Spoiler: Dirk commandeers it from him.)

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    Wednesday: March 29th, 2000

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    Coming home to the sight of your boyfriend, not officially he just wanted practice, macking on your oldest brother is not a fun way to break ones heart.
    Dave should of never agreed to it.

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