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    As the Prince's Royal guard, Dirk is forbidden from touching, or speaking to the nobility he has pledged his life to protect. But the devotion required for such a job doesn't come without an oath that surpasses that of the army.

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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

    (Updates Mondays.)

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    yeah i occasionally like to write some fetishy things for my own amusement so. here's a bunch of them all grouped together.

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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting graphic, but it's going to be present.

    (The JadeRose is very minor, very brief, and won't appear for some time yet.)

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    A young 12 year old dies of Cancer, but is reborn into the Homestuck comic!

    However, it seems that she is in the care of Rose Lalonde! How?

    Well... the girl has been turn into a bird, a first guardian. A phoenix, that is. How she came to be in Rose's hands is uncertain for her.

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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    "You've been texting and calling his phone for what felt like hours."

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

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    After strife comes to the Kingdom of Breath and havoc reaches the land John, Dave, Karkat, and Vriska will have to try and liberate the Kingdom of Breath from the influence of Her Imperious Condescension and discover a lot more about their world on the way.

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    "I'm starting to get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously," Dirk says, and the way his eyebrows pinch together is not a good sign. Jake's been earning a lot of pinched-eyebrows, lately. He is starting to wonder if maybe he isn't a very good boyfriend. A good boyfriend would be less exhausted at the prospect of spending more time with the object of their affection. A better boyfriend would have found some way by now to leverage that time into fewer planetary expeditions and more explorations of a more personal and intimate nature.

    Set about 6 weeks into the alpha session. I thought a bit about how Roxy said the "writing was on the wall" with these two from the start and what the earlier days must have been like. And then promptly wrote like twelve thousand words where half is just shameless smut so hey ENJOY

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    They did it. They beat the game. But skia wasnt done messing with them. What happens when the only people they remember are their family members? Everone feels as if something is missing. Its been a week after the game and the beta kids are finally going back to school. What happens when john and jade run into dave and rose? And what happens when they remember the trolls?

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    You never quite thought you were capable of loving someone this much.

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    *On hiatus due to editing*

    400 years ago there was a man. He was what one would consider 'ordinary'. He went about his daily life: Waking up, working, coming home, relaxing for a while, sleeping, and doing the whole thing over again. It was a dull life, but it was what one Darian Ampora looked forward to.

    That is, until the incident. Darian had a younger brother who was definitely considered a flirt. It didn't matter whose pants he was trying to get into, he would normally fail, but still he tried. Darian didn't have the slightest notion his younger brother decided to bring home a woman by the name of Marissa Serket. He didn't know she was a vampire and would slaughter the Amporas save for Darian and his brother. In the dead of night, with blood already dripping from her fangs, she turned Darian. And thus, begins the story.

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    There has been evidence that a decapitated head may remain conscious for around thirty seconds after separation from the body.

    You know this, and you still put the sendificator over your head and let your fingers find the buttons.

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    Plagued by nightmares, John Egbert must overcome ghastly visions of a horrid being who seems to torment him to no end. The nightmares seem to never end, until he meets Dave Strider. All seems to be going well for the two until he realizes something isn't quite right about Dave.. or the majority of his friends.

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    Jake is the star of the high school soccer team, Vriska is cheerleader captain dating Jake, and Dirk is the old childhood friend watching as his best friend, and secret crush, is run over by his ‘girlfriend’ constantly. Dirk doesn’t know how to help Jake other than to just be there for him when he’s needed.

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    Witchcraft and Voodoo is completely different. So different, in fact, that they hate eachother about it. While Voodoo is considered 'barbaric' and 'impure', Witchcraft is considered 'dark magic' and 'too orthodox', and down in New Orleans, these two practices and communities clash all the time.

    Growing up in the Order of the Lost Coven, Tavros Nitram himself has never truly encountered a voodoo magician. He had heard much about them from his father, the coven Surpreme called the Summoner, and he had heard that they were barbaric, disgusting, and dangerous, and to be frank, they terrified him. But one day, while at school, he meets someone who catches his eye, and couldn't possibly be more obvious about his use of voodoo magic. It's probably because that guy is a pothead by the name of Gamzee Makara.

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    6
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    In which Karkat's older brother, Kankri, doesn't return from a foraging mission one morning. With Walkers roaming the streets, Karkat decides to look for him, fearing his life may be in danger. But Karkat is not as prepared as he thought to handle the post-apocalyptic world. With no weapons, no athletic ability, and no natural instincts...Let's face it, this is obviously a bad decision on his part.

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    1/?
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    Dave Strider and Jake English are two demon hunters. Karkat Vantas is a homeless teen. And demons weren't supposed to exsist.

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    English
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    28,714
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1992

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