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    Dirk and Roxy are as close as two people can get without it being sexual. One day, Dirk recieves some pretty devastating news. In the wake of this news, Dirk makes a new friend in the form of a nine-year-old named Jake English.

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    English
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    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    77
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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    English
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    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    827
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    1/1
    Hits:
    22
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    This is a collection of DirkJake one shots ranging from cute and fluffy to sadstuck. Sorry, I can't write smut.

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    English
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    5,067
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    256
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    Dirk Strider is the bitter, reluctant, primary adviser to the dastardly Lord English.

    Meanwhile, he takes up a physical relationship with the isolated English heir and isn't quite sure what to do about it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    58
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    9
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    555
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    Dirk is a child when he’s stolen away from Derse to serve as a royal hostage under the rule of Her Imperious Condescension. Years later, he’s rescued by the Prospitian army and forges a bond with its prince.

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    English
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    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    380
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    Welcome to Skaia High's wonderful theater program!
    It may not be the most popular or well funded program at Skaia, but we work hard and create amazing plays and special effects.
    When it comes to joining the theater program, we highly encourage you to try your hand at the Skaia Actors Guild! There you will learn to improv lines and entire scenes as well as memorize and develop ones you've already read. It's a fun environment filled with humor and entertainment. Props are provided, and costumes are made suited for the actors or actresses in mind.
    If acting isn't quite your style, feel free to join the Stage Crew. There you will tamper with lights and sound. You can take pride in sending the whole project in motion!
    Join today!

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    English
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    4,250
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    160
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    Hi my name is Dirk Unicorn Irony Strider and I have really cool hair and orange eyes like pumpkins rotting after Halloween and a lot of people tell me I look like superstar wizard movie maker Dave Alpha Universe Strider (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    540
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
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    96
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    68,568
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    316
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    79
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    7381
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    Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.

    (Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)

    Language:
    English
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    55,327
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    294
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    6927
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    Jake has always been a man for adventure. Some adventures more graphic than others. One night, He decides to take dirk on an adventure with him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    185
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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    103
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    185
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    2848
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    Coach English, literally about the hottest coach that has come to this shitty highschool, catches the eye of the mathematics teacher, Mr. Strider. But this coach needs some... common sense smacked into him after school.

    A.K.A. some kinky shit.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    285
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    Its been over a year since the virus hit and world fell to shit and Dave Strider wants something more than the slice of peace he and his family have managed to salvage from the rot and ash that remain. When the chance to meet a new group of survivors appears, will the universe grant him one good thing that isn't total bullshit or is this all nothing more than a trap? How can relationships matter when there's nothing left to fight for?

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    English
    Words:
    40,130
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    882
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    --APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

    THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

    RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

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    English
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    87,262
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    347
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    69
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    4645
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    In Jakes dying moments, listen to his story of love, adventure and why he lie dead on a bathroom floor covered in blood.

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    English
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    545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    45
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider is the bane of your existence.
    Your name is Dave Strider and you love to annoy the shit out of this adorable little boy who shares so many of your classes with you.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    307
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    134
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    jake n dirk hav hawt secks n cuddle is v cute pls reed v short

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    102
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    Thinking about your whole life without getting depressed is kinda hard.

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    English
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    EB: i don’t know why i have to say this but let me be clear:
    EB: furries are not sexy!!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    338

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