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    Four interwoven tales following various trolls, kids, cherubs, and carapacians, except all of them are humans living in Gainesville, Florida (home of the band Less Than Jake). One follows Dirk Strider and pals as they form a band in the main plot. Then Cronus tries to do the romance and fails (or does he?). Then A sinister Corporate owner starts buying up everything, he is known only as "Lord English". And Lastly Slick/Paint is 100% canon and everybody at the school all know it.

    Posted on 4/10 for the fifth anniversary of Homestuck's Beta

    Tags to be updated with relationships and each chapters content. Various hijinx will occur in segments I like to call "Interludes"

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    You sincerely love jade, she's sweet, nice, optimistic and makes you a better person. You would do a lot for her. But find yourself boarding a plane to Punjab India isn't exactly what you wanted to be doing on a Sunday night. You are seriously considering jumping out of the plane and running down the runway rather than spending an 18 hour plane ride ride and a month with your three best friends, older brother, your friends siblings and the majority of your class who you call trolls and are all obnoxiously annoying in their own way. You are be chill with the majority but this may just be testing your sanity. What a wonderful highschool trip.

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    (AKA the time I couldn't find an appropriate title and then it came to me in a Starbucks) Previously titled Slowly Fading.

    Important decisions are made in hallways. Forwards or back, left or right, kiss him or don't kiss him. Wait, one of these is not like the others.

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    Something life changing happens to Jake that he needs to talk to Dirk about little did he know that the conversation would spark a relationship shattering argument.

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    So you're going to college. Big whoop. Except that you're the only person in your entire fucking family to even make it through high school, let alone get all the way to college. Frankly, there was never enough money to maintain either. Anyway, you're in college. It's a lot like high school, 'cept everyone here is adults and you have to handle your own. No big brother to take down the bullies. And the crushes. Yeah. The crushes suck.

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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    You've done this so many times before; tonight should feel no different.

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    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider used to be best friends. Then high school and family drama happened and now they barely talk. When they do, it's Dave throwing insults. Dave's popular now: he's dating Rose Lalonde and he's got the Strider name, which basically guarantees instant fame. John's still just a lonely kid with only one friend. But this is his eleventh year, and something's different this time. John gains social powers and Dave's family life gets worse, and suddenly the two are interacting more and more again. However it's not necessarily in a good way at first. But I don't know maybe, just maybe, they'll learn to love one another again.
    Watch out for painful canon references. Yeah, those are going to be in there. Sorry.

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    For a writing prompt I posted on Tumblr, give me a pairing and a phrase and I will write a oneshot based on that.
    Dave/Jake, "You're not useless"

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    Luck, just like a dagger without a grip, is a dangerous weapon which requires a sacrifice to be used. Either be it blood -or fate.
    These are the tales of a little boy raised among the trees, who shall cross a sea of monsters and pour the elixir of life on a ruthless sand. He wished love and adventure -but will he be able to pay its price?

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    “I’m tough, you know me,” Jake joked, but Dirk was crying into his chest and then Jake was crying. It was a mess.

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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    Dirk takes Jake to see fireworks for the first time. Meanwhile John and Dave are silly kids enjoying their friendship.

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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

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    Dirk has been an absolute asshole.
    And now Jake has run away, he needs to get him home.

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    There was a rumor that you were released early from school on the 3rd day because of some kid acting ill and cannibalistic... Epidemics of this so called "Cannibalism" were breaking out all over the globe, but no one knew it would grow to such a threatening level, not even YOU. But then it was at your front door, fires breaking out, cars crashing, people screaming and dying. How did this happen? Are your friends okay? Will you all SURVIVE?
    You must make it to the safe haven together, alive, and in one piece. THAT is your MISSION.

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