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    Karkat Vantas, Dirk Strider, and Rose Lalonde are all facing the same problem. The person they are practically head over heels over lives at least 100 miles away from them; but that's all alright, because they will put everything they have to make these relationships work, and one day they're going to meet. [DEALS WITH ISSUES OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED DO. NOT. READ.]

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    English
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    5,827
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    43
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,077
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1598
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,490
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    727
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    You wait in anxious fear for the sound of bullets, the police baton in your face, and the harsh questions in the aftermath of the Summoner's arrest.

    Takes place immediately after 'walk softly (and carry a big lance)'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,715
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    46
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    I've decided to throw my hat in the ring of the ubiquitous 30 OTP challenge. My first fanfic, any constructive criticism is welcome.

    Language:
    English
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    1,943
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Karkat and his friends have been on earth for at least a sweep now, and things have been going fairly well. At least until Eridan goes missing, then Feferi, then Nepeta. They finally find them six months later as humans attending a strange school, with no memory of their past lives as trolls. Enter shenanigans, frustration, and some good old fashioned "what the fuck?"

    Eridan Ampora is a Finnish exchange student at SBURB academy and has no idea why these weirdos in face-paint are harassing him.

    Alpha Kids, Beta Kids, Pre-scratch trolls, and some major pale shipping.
    EridanRoxy RoseKanaya JakeDirk and some other canon ships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    132,594
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1023
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    Two young people came into town today. One, a young woman, and with her, a young man.
    Who are they? What do they want in Night Vale? Perhaps they are willing to answer these questions seeing as they are now standing in my studio.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,503
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    611
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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,914
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    230
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    368
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    Normality is a wonderful, yet unappreciated thing. We take what we have for granted and don't realize we love it until it's ripped away from us.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,660
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    195
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,532
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    857
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,614
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    650
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    "Hey, Eridan?"

    "Sollux?"

    "I talked to the big guy today. He told me to tell you something."

    "What would that be?"

    "Come home."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,674
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1997
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    I won't give away the main plot at the moment but very short summary:
    It's a time travel story. And it is full of feels.XD

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5732
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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,302
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2071
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    Rose Lalonde was warned not to tamper with the Necronomicon. However, her mind is set on a particular goal and the chain of events she'll kickstart will prove to change the world as a whole.

    Dave Strider is her estranged brother, wondering what on earth could have happened to his sister. The mess he's dragged into because of her actions will force him down a path of loss and dark indulgences. He will not fall alone, however, as the rest of his family and friends are made to suffer the consequences as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,046
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,475
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    813
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    This settles it. The universe has it out for Karkat Vantas. Locating the root of the cosmos’ wrath against him is going to be nigh impossible, when the following ***super important*** facts are taken into scrutinizing consideration: He doesn’t know jack-shit besides the fact that a) he’s Karkat Vantas and b) God himself has a personal vendetta against his sorry amnesic ass. Jack-shit includes (but is not limited to): why he keeps getting attacked by things that LOOK like trolls but ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TROLLS--unless horn removal is the hot new trend for piss-pan Alternians; and why the voices of unknown acquaintances’ past keep regurgitating audible word vomit inside his think pan.

    And to top off the neverending shitstorm express that will become his new life, he wakes up in a dumpster. To assume he’d wake up in any better a place is asinine on levels equivalent to scratching one’s bulge with a running chainsaw.

    When he breaks into four kids’ apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing he’s expecting is help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,834
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5037
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,608
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    839
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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,422
    Chapters:
    17/35
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427

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