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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,710
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    806
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163,125
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    7659
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,891
    Chapters:
    13/26
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    671
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    I've decided to throw my hat in the ring of the ubiquitous 30 OTP challenge. My first fanfic, any constructive criticism is welcome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,110
    Chapters:
    4/31
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    82
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    -Demonstuck AU-

    They were always aware of their existence. The Strilondes had the duty to annihilate the demons all, no mater what. He always kept the secret hidden, only to protect him of course. But sometimes no matter how hard you try to hide a secret, a menace will always find out.

    And that menace was John Egbert.

    Language:
    English
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    4,631
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    174
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    Dave and John have been best bros for awhile now, and everyone but them can see how perfect the dorks are for each other. After consulting Rose on his failed love life, John decides to try and see how dating Dave will work out- he's not a total homosexual if the only guy he even wants to try to date is Dave right?
    Dave is of course secretly delighted at this chance, and is determined not to mess things up between them. Dave makes sure this particular first date is one that will never be forgotten, and if it takes makeup and a dress to insure that, then pass the lipstick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,262
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    635
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,893
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    914
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    When Jake notices the company John has been keeping, he immediately becomes fearful for his cousin's safety.

    Demons are selfish. Demons are violent. Demons are quick to take advantage of humans, and he'll be damned if he let's his cousin fall prey to their whims. He's content to believe that they're all up to no good, but when Dirk shows up and throws a wrench in his plans, he might have to reevaluate his opinion on them. And maybe, just maybe, realize some other important things along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,052
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2354
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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,748
    Chapters:
    18/35
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    440
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    Karkat Vantas, Dirk Strider, and Rose Lalonde are all facing the same problem. The person they are practically head over heels over lives at least 100 miles away from them; but that's all alright, because they will put everything they have to make these relationships work, and one day they're going to meet. [DEALS WITH ISSUES OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED DO. NOT. READ.]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,827
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    95
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,077
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1696
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    You wait in anxious fear for the sound of bullets, the police baton in your face, and the harsh questions in the aftermath of the Summoner's arrest.

    Takes place immediately after 'walk softly (and carry a big lance)'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,715
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    109
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    Karkat and his friends have been on earth for at least a sweep now, and things have been going fairly well. At least until Eridan goes missing, then Feferi, then Nepeta. They finally find them six months later as humans attending a strange school, with no memory of their past lives as trolls. Enter shenanigans, frustration, and some good old fashioned "what the fuck?"

    Eridan Ampora is a Finnish exchange student at SBURB academy and has no idea why these weirdos in face-paint are harassing him.

    Alpha Kids, Beta Kids, Pre-scratch trolls, and some major pale shipping.
    EridanRoxy RoseKanaya JakeDirk and some other canon ships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    132,594
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1038
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    Two young people came into town today. One, a young woman, and with her, a young man.
    Who are they? What do they want in Night Vale? Perhaps they are willing to answer these questions seeing as they are now standing in my studio.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,503
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    619
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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,914
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    239
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    413
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    Normality is a wonderful, yet unappreciated thing. We take what we have for granted and don't realize we love it until it's ripped away from us.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,660
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,614
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    666
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    "Hey, Eridan?"

    "Sollux?"

    "I talked to the big guy today. He told me to tell you something."

    "What would that be?"

    "Come home."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,674
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2028
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    I won't give away the main plot at the moment but very short summary:
    It's a time travel story. And it is full of feels.XD

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5737

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