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    People, for millennia have fallen to the draw of temptation. You just can't tell who's tempting whom here.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    2/?
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    28
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    8
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    9/?
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    165
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    124
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    14
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    11/?
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    The world is overrun with zombies. They put human life to near extinction. Only the tough people can survive. Sadly, you aren't one of those.

    Author note: i wasn't being serious when i first post it, so here, an improve update (more like worse)

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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

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    4/?
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    67
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    7
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    The capitols have lived under the constant threat of police violence for ages. John had never experienced police brutality until the night he met Dave and his brother – a homeless pair of Striders who travel from town to town within the capitol, finding work and getting into trouble.

    When the heart of the capitol, the City, begins to infringe on peoples’ right to exist even worse than before, John and Dave push the resistance movement into action with the help of Rose, Jane, and a little magic. Tragedy only spurs them on as the resistance grows, becoming the revolution that brings the kids together and brings magic back to the citizens.

    If only there was enough time to take action.

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    5/10
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    6
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    23
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    1
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    119
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    10,103
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    6
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    330
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    10/?
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    21
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    10
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    1
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    508
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    When you moved to this boring, yet creepy town up in the dark woods with the Lalondes, you expected your life to be less than it was, especially since the school pushed you into this weird as hell field trip. Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and after the bus crash you haven't been the same...

    When you wished for a more exciting life within the territory while you wait to present you NEVER expected to find a busload of trouble coming your way, especially when your, 'busload of trouble' is now apart of the new pack everyone's talking about. Your name is, JOHN EGBERT and you can't just let this happen...

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    1/?
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

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    3/?
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    51
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    68
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    9
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    Every human has a counterpart. Most are Angels, who live their lives with only one mission: When their human dies, bring its soul to Heaven. After they complete their task, they are rewarded a life time on Earth as a human. But things are never that simple, and never that easy.

    When Dave dies, Dirk will have to find this out the hard way.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
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    24
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    7
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    Several people stumble through professing their love for their partner.

    Inspired by the poem 8 Ways To Say I Love You and a similar fanfic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    19
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    20
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    1
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    510
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    English
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    10,947
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    6/?
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    2
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    32
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    6
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    286
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    ave is convinced to eat a decent meal in a local café. There, he meets the waiter that never seems to stop smiling. John Egbert. Interested, Dave attempts to speak to him, and John makes a vow to make the handsome shaded customer smile. But there is more to it all than John anticipates. DaveJohn café AU.

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    English
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    11,615
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    41
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    7
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    544
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    English
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    13,376
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
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    29
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    4
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    513
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    Your name is John Egbert and you honestly hate life. So why haven't you given up yet?

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    2,672
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
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    5
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    270
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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when you let go. Now, you perch on the windowsill like a bird and smile as you jump from your spot, you fall for a split second before you take off and soar through the sky. You grin as you spin around and then go up into the dark clouds, you feel the moisture slowly soaking you like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving your hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down you could see the city as its lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if you were sitting on your roof gazing at the stars. Your grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to you.

    Language:
    English
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    11,699
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    40
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    6
    Hits:
    441
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    *Humanstuck high school AU*
    You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.

    Language:
    English
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    81,738
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    373
    Kudos:
    623
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    79
    Hits:
    7512
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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,233
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3851

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