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    "Yeah you can't fight the tears that ain't comin',
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am"

    Time takes care of everything. Right?

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    3/?
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    6
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    The day that Jake is sent across seas for his job in the army, Dirk becomes a single parent to his baby brother Dave. Now he's alone without his best friend, struggling to raise and support a baby on his own.

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    6
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    Dirk Strider, the famouse leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    English
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    8/?
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    32
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    104
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    16
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    11/?
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    4
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    15
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    2
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    “Dream a little bigger, darling,” your brother says, and John gives him a miffed look over his AK-47 when Dave pulls out an RPG.

    As Dave pulls the trigger, Rose says mildly, “Dirk, remind me to tell your brother that he has an excellent sense of when to use his imagination.”

    Something explodes in the distance, and a lopsided grin pulls at your lips when John cringes and your brother whoops. “I would,” you reply, “But let’s just say I’m glad he isn’t the architect.”

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    1/?
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    really the title summarizes this
    its just a fluffly one-shot based on a convo i had w my friends

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    1/1
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    2
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    20
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    1
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    121
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    You send your favorite television star a letter, never expecting the letter to be read on the show. Having it privately replied to was just a happy and terrifying surprise.

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    3/?
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    15
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    3
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    131
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    "Not even death."

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    It’s the first of November and the school cafeteria is still decorated for it. Black, purple, and orange octopi hang from the ceiling and every door and window has colorful tentacle decals. They just remind you of bulges. Bright, colorful bulges everywhere.

    Takes place after "if i swallow anything evil".

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    22
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    Drunken marriage proposal in Vegas. Prompt given by Blaine (bwaves).

    Dirk is the mastermind behind a week long trip to Las Vegas with his long term boyfriend Jake who he hopes to turn into something a little more permanent than just boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
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    16
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    4
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    122
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    After 6 months, Dirk has finally came home. From fighting across seas. Little did he know there was big surprises coming along. Jake was ecstatic when Dirk returned. But he didn't realize how much his feelings have grown for him

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    3,024
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    3/?
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    1
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    6
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    31/31
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    460
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    555
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    98
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    English
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    8/?
    Comments:
    38
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    413
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    You sincerely love jade, she's sweet, nice, optimistic and makes you a better person. You would do a lot for her. But find yourself boarding a plane to Punjab India isn't exactly what you wanted to be doing on a Sunday night. You are seriously considering jumping out of the plane and running down the runway rather than spending an 18 hour plane ride ride and a month with your three best friends, older brother, your friends siblings and the majority of your class who you call trolls and are all obnoxiously annoying in their own way. You are be chill with the majority but this may just be testing your sanity. What a wonderful highschool trip.

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    12,056
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    44
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    32
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    10
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    598
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    Dave is an 'Agent from hell', sent to send monsters that has escaped from down under, back. He, and his brother Dirk, are moved to Skaia academy, where Dave meets John Egbert, a very peculiar boy. Dirk, on the other hand, meets Jake, who lost his parents in an accident involving a monster from hell, and since then has he and his little sister Jade hunted the same monsters as the Striders do. After a while they understand that there are Angels present on the school, and they are not just anybody.

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    3/?
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    16
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    3
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    78,323
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    18/?
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    93
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    264
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    54
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    3441
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    When you're drowning in your own depression over the loss of someone you love, It can be a great task to recover and smile. Dave Strider is one such man, who waits to smile again. Thankfully, after meeting one John Egbert, he doesn't have to wait that much longer.

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    English
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    5,245
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    285
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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

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    13,919
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
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    60
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    6
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    870
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    2
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    8
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    2
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    91
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    Dirk is not paying attention on a VERY complicated day. He's got one of Jake's stupid plans on his mind

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    English
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    1
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