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    Featuring two incredibly awkward men in an incredibly self indulgent domestic setting. A birthday gift for a good friend!!! I hope you like it!

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    Dirk's helpless with relationships, Jake's no good with people, and Dave and Rose are MVPs. Rosemary, Davekat, DirkJake, Strider/Lalonde Family Bonding Time.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    At Alternia High, everyone is annoying.
    There is that guy with the purple in his hair, the clown thing, oh! And let's not forget the one with the fascination for spiders.
    And of course, a team must be made.
    Karkat is going to play a game presented by the school that is supposed to run like a scavenger hunt. With his team, he and other people in the school will compete to the final three. The prize is unknown, but it might be better left alone.
    There hasn't been a reason to the game that he knows of yet, but the man behind it has dark plans.
     

     

    I always wondered what it would be like if Homestuck was set on Earth and in a typical high school (yes, totally interrupting the main point, I know), and as someone who LOVES to write, here is the story!
    Also, due to Terezi not being capable of having troll stuff to help her see, she will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses or she can be considered blind.

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Thanks!

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    Dirk is an isolated man who lives deep within a forest and has not encountered a human being since the age of 4. That leads to a few complications , like , how do you talk ?

    Well , he better learn quick cuz there's now theres a dying man on his front porch and damn is he hot.

    Dont worry Dirk , Hal's got your back.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    You feel the pole under your hands, cold, unyielding. It will warm up soon enough. You pull yourself up, flip upside down, and stare out over the crowd. They are your income, how you pay for food and rent. They are your everything. Everything other than the boy with green eyes and glasses, the boy standing at the counter serving drinks.

     

    In which Dirk Strider is a stripper working at the Phantom, and Jake English is an oblivious bartender.

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    “Your hands are empty,” you note in a level tone, palms flat against the arms of your throne.

    “My hands are the offering, Your Highness,” he says with a grin, holding both out, palms up, fingers lightly curled.

     

    an off-the-cuff jam for the Strilondes discord server. in which Dirk is the somewhat reluctant god-prince of Skaia, and his subjects bring him offerings to show thanks. this time, he gets a very bold, strange offering from the alchemy master’s grandson, Jake.

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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    Demons and humans have literally been at eachother’s throats for centuries. Ever since Her Imperial Condescension overtook the throne on Derse, hordes and hordes of bloodthirsty demons have been pouring into the human world. The Condesce wants humans to be extinct and demons to overrun the Earth, something about expanding her reign over more than one plane of existence. Any demon with enough sense to see the purpose of mankind in general have been secretly forming an alliance of sorts with what remains of the race. Meanwhile, the power-hungry and formidable demons who are on the side of the queen are starting their final assault against the human race. They don’t stand a chance against the Condesce and her personal band of higher class demons and they know it. Despite this, demons who side with humans hold onto a tale that was passed down from around the time of the previous king of Derse. There is a rogue prince, no one knows where he is or what he looks like but the legend says that you know it’s the prince right before he kills you. Cheery right? This is a relatively post-apocalyptic story of supernatural caliber; it isn’t exactly going to be sunshine and rainbows here.

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    Jake gets a great idea, and Dirk's just along for the ride. Or, well. Not quite.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you want to be dead.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you know you have an eating disorder.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're severely bipolar.

    Your name is Jake English, and you're told you live in a fantasy world that isn't reality.

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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

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    “Ugh, fucking fine!” Karkat relented. “I will join this fruity rumpus asshole factory of a pirate ship if you all insist, but I won't be happy about it.”

    “Wouldn’t dream of it man,” Dave with a grin. “Glad to have you onboard.”

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    Or, hope is a thing that all men should have in their hearts. But not too much. Because then, well. Then you get ghosts.

    (In which Dirk and Jake dance indelicately around an embarrassing matter for far too many words, hurt each other's feelings, hurt a ghost's feelings, and just generally make a fine mess out of everything.)

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    After suffering a head injury in a motorcycle accident, Dirk pulls out of his coma, only to be left with a missing gap of a about three years of his memory, three years which spanned his relationship with Jake, from beginning to end. With Jake now suddenly back in his life, Dirk struggles to regain a sense of the time they spent together, hoping to figure out where it went wrong last time to prevent the same thing from happening next time -- or if there should even be a next time.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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