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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    "I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all."

    An off-the-cuff jamfic for the Strilondes discord that spun rapidly out of control. In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.

    A story about cycles, and how to break them, and the patterns left in the scattered pieces afterward.

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    Jake gasped, then headboard rattling as he tried to move his hands to tangle in the blonde locks, through the headboard rattling there was a shout of “CUT” and Dirk pulled away, sitting back on his legs and throwing a look off to the side...
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    I'm terrible at Summaries. Dirk and Jake almost have sex

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    13/13
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    8
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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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    jake wants to surprise dirk.

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    Something my Significant Other wrote where Dirk Strider suffers having severe OCD and stuff.

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    Jake English didn't want to be hurt again...but the heart drives us forward into crazy circumstances. Even if the Beau is a mysterious foreigner friend who you've known for almost three whole years and he's a super sweet guy but dear god Jake you are falling head over knickers for this man who you don't even know yet!
    Friorn Guanin wasn't one to think about consequences. What did he think was gonna happen when he snuck onto a fellow church member's husktop? It certainly wasn't an everyday event, and yet it was frequent enough that he had somehow snagged himself a matesprit! And so the sneaking became a less less...infrequent! Risky business of the sort, and dangerous tboot! But that was life! Life was grand and so were it's chalenges! The loud, "humble" Sorchurner (chef) of the Mirthful Church couldn't have expected anything less!

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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    Now, before we start anything big, let me explain something. In today’s society, it has been known for strong willed people to hallucinate a being that constantly voices their darkest feelings. These hallucinations are called Tricksters.

    Not everyone has a trickster, and if you have one it’s not a good thing. At. All. A trickster will try to sucker you into their emotions and thoughts, but don’t start giving in to their thoughts or they will take control for a small period of time. A trickster is said to be a big horrible monster with beguiling ways that can make even the strongest person break eventually.

    Since that’s out of the way, you’re John Egbert, and you have a trickster. Remember how I just stated that tricksters are big horrible monsters? Well, not really. At least your trickster didn’t look it…

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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

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    Your name is Meulin Leijon. You're 19 years old and just moved to a town called Skaia Bay for college. You've met an odd assortment of people in this town but you weren't expecting them to be so similar to you. Too bad your crystal ball and bloody dreams don't show you everything.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Demons and humans have literally been at eachother’s throats for centuries. Ever since Her Imperial Condescension overtook the throne on Derse, hordes and hordes of bloodthirsty demons have been pouring into the human world. The Condesce wants humans to be extinct and demons to overrun the Earth, something about expanding her reign over more than one plane of existence. Any demon with enough sense to see the purpose of mankind in general have been secretly forming an alliance of sorts with what remains of the race. Meanwhile, the power-hungry and formidable demons who are on the side of the queen are starting their final assault against the human race. They don’t stand a chance against the Condesce and her personal band of higher class demons and they know it. Despite this, demons who side with humans hold onto a tale that was passed down from around the time of the previous king of Derse. There is a rogue prince, no one knows where he is or what he looks like but the legend says that you know it’s the prince right before he kills you. Cheery right? This is a relatively post-apocalyptic story of supernatural caliber; it isn’t exactly going to be sunshine and rainbows here.

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    Jake and Brain Ghost Dirk have a plan to make Dirk appreciate himself a little bit better. Dirk is too busy being caught up in his own head to even appreciate that.

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    In an ambiguously pre-Industrial society, Jade English sends her grandson out into the world to experience the joys of adventuring for himself. This would probably be easier if Jake had paid more attention to her adventuring lessons. Then again, nothing’s really been easy since the Curse hit all those years ago.

    Or: Dirk is a cursed bird boy with intimacy issues, Jake finds (and dates) him, Roxy and Jane are beautiful disasters in their own rights, and everything is varying levels of awful until it isn’t. Featuring as much fluff as I can cram in between the plot-driven angst and a lot of wing appreciation and preening.

    Based on an art piece by Cityinthesea.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated 2-4 times a week.

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    40
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    There was a time when Dirk Strider can't really remember much of anything personal before his fifteenth summer. Whatever. Not that it matters. When Dave leaves for the summer, Dirk decided to say "fuck it" and enrolled in some college courses. On the first day of his botany course, Dirk meets...him. Jake English. Sexy Tasmanian Extraordinaire. And, oh christ, Dirk is head over heels. And it's not good. So not good.

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    7/?
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