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"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you’re going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass."
In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control.
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you've survived much worse than high school. The memories of everything you went through as a kid still haunt you, even though you've tried to forget it using everything imaginable. But every time things get too hard to handle and you almost do something you'll regret, something always steps in and saves you from yourself. That something is Jake English.
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- Part 2 of All the Pretty Horses
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Once upon a time, in a land riddled with war, there was a young man who strove to lead his brethren to freedom. This young man, a prince of the people, seemed destined to become one of the greatest men in history.
But then a demon stole the would-be prince and put him in a tower, to be locked away for the rest of his life.No archived warnings apply yet.
Updates Tuesdays and Fridays.
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- Part 1 of Pound of Flesh
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It is the year 1722. You are Dirk Strider, a sailor on a merchant ship in search of fortunes in the Far East, but an unexpected storm takes the ship and launches you into the exotic Eastern Kingdom of Cathay on the River Kiang.
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Civilizations are born, thrive, and eventually fall. Their ruins are found by the next generation of sentient beings, and are explored extensively. There’s always that question, what were they like?
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Dirk lives with his brother and his less-than-accepting parents, but another place is where his heart is.
(AU - everyone lives in the same area - betas are younger than the alphas)
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Angels in Heaven, Demons in Hell.
It's a straightforward concept, one most people can grasp with ease, and for the purposes of a recounting such as this one, there will be heavy oversimplifications of facts, so that a mortal like yourself can understand them- but there are intricacies, specifics that sometimes don't even have names, and so details may be omitted for the sake of your sanity and the balance of human nature and the ability to cope with the understanding of a celestial or otherworldly realm to begin with. -
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You wouldn't call yourself a demon hunter, although you guess that's what anyone else would call you if they knew that you had one tied up in your old shed right now...
Also titled "In Which Jake is an Idiot and Things do Not Go as Planned'"
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The veritable adventures of jake english navi explorer extraordinaire! by AlphaStarr
Homestuck
17 Jun 2013
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Jake English attempts to write fanfiction for his Avatar OC. It doesn't turn out very well.
(Spoiler: Dirk commandeers it from him.)
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In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU
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- Part 1 of Bandstuck Beachverse
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(subtitled Serious Porn)
co-written by tumblr user valkyrienix and inspired by a roleplay between us. Updates on Mondays.Jake English and Dirk Strider, best friends for years, finally get to meet through a transportation device they managed to create, sending Dirk flying back through time into the jungle of Jake’s island. The journey the two undergo is one of self-growth and discovery as they take on our modern day world together.
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For as long as he could remember, Dirk’s held the biggest crush on Jake. And for just about as long, John had it just as bad for Dirk. When Dirk makes a wish, it has a lot of unexpected results.
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Maybe You Can't Handle Yourself, Staring at Me With Your Lips and Tongue by johnegdaddy
Homestuck
17 Jun 2013
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Dave Strider, a rebellious teenager, has grown up learning American Sign Language because of his half deaf brother. When John Egbert, who is mute, moves into the house next to him and starts public school for the first time in his life, it seems like fate that it would bring these two together so that Dave could help him through his school life as well as making friends. They could communicate, they were around the same age, and they were both teenage boys... too bad Dave kind of hates his guts at first. John’s not really too fond of this punk kid trying to be cool, either.... or perhaps he is.
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- Part 1 of Selfish Machines
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Once, your family looked that perfect. One by one, fight by fight, the pieces fell away.
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- Part 2 of The Kids Aren't Alright
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Tavros Nitram Has been a hunter for a long time, and the fact that some son-of-a-bitch monster killed his brother just makes him continue to hunt and kill what he can. To keep other people safe, of course. When his finds that the same vampires that had killed his brother had kidnapped his girlfriend, or whatever she was, he goes to get rid of them once and for all. However, he accidentally misses a few vampires as he tries to save his girlfriend, Vriska. And the ones that got away aren't too happy with him..
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I ACCIDENTLLY FUCKING DELETED THIS FANFICTIoN KILL ME
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During his first period, science, he couldn't help but notice this blonde-haired kid with shades sitting behind him. He looked as if he was trying too hard to be cool. It was funny, really. He seemed like one of those people that hides how much a dork they really are.
It was cute, really. But John didn't know why his attention was locked onto this particular boy. He was pretty much like the rest; blending into the mix of hipsters and weeaboos. He was wrapped in baggy clothing, skinny, caked with freckles, had some nice blonde hair, and emotionless look with those shades covering his every thought.- Words:
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Dirk likes to frequent a Jazz Club where Karkat works, where Jake just so happens to be performing and John hppens to be scouting for talent and playing piano. Dirk is lonely, Karkat's emotional, Jake's cute, John is stupidly persistent, and there's also some good music in between.
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The trolls are gods, each one has a power reigning over something assigned to them by their queen. When Dave was 7 he was in an accident and the Soul Reaper made a life altering decision to save him.
This is a choose your own adventure where you will vote from the options I give to choose what happens in the next chapter!!
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- Part 1 of Red Eyed Reaper
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A short thing I wrote upon boredom one day.
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AU! Schoolstuck! When a drunken Roxy gets mad at Dirk for never talking to her or spending any time with her, he promises to spend the next holiday with her. Two weeks in the same house together, doing something different every single day.
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