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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    17/?
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    33
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    8/?
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    43
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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    7/?
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    49
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    5/?
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    23
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    66
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    6
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    590
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    30/?
    Comments:
    151
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    219
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    15
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    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

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    36/?
    Comments:
    369
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    528
    Bookmarks:
    94
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    Jake English, established leader of a criminal organization, takes on a petty street thief as his apprentice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    26
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    2
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    When Dirk walked into the common room, he hadn't expected to see Kanaya sitting on the couch. That itself was normal, but what she was doing was not – she was sewing.

    In which Dirk discovers that being able to sew isn't that bad and gains a new Moirail.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    He always comes into the café, looking curious and happy, like a child at a new toy store. Dirk always rushes to take his order, his heart beating fast in his chest as the other male spoke in a lovely and foreign accent. He'd never talked to him in any other way, far too awkward, however; when his best friend, Roxy, gets the beautiful boys pester and hosts a killer party, who knows how things will go?

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    8/?
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    12/?
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    Maybe if Dirk hadn't been in such a bad mood that day, he'd have noticed the signs.

    Maybe if he hadn't been such an awful boyfriend, he would have noticed the signs long before.

    He wished he could do something.
    But it was too late.

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    It was kind of funny, almost, how easily all your friends were willing to cut you from their social sphere. You also thought it was funny how easily they, and you, were coming apart.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in three parts.

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    1/3
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    1
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    3
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    69
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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    13/?
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    3
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    Your name is Meulin Leijon. You're 19 years old and just moved to a town called Skaia Bay for college. You've met an odd assortment of people in this town but you weren't expecting them to be so similar to you. Too bad your crystal ball and bloody dreams don't show you everything.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Featuring two incredibly awkward men in an incredibly self indulgent domestic setting. A birthday gift for a good friend!!! I hope you like it!

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    1/?
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    3
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    10
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    2
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    What did he do wrong? What did he do to deserve this? Was he really that bad of a person? He said he was sorry after everything he did or thought he did wrong.What's wrong with him? (Sorry I suck at descriptions)(P.S Most of the story is Jake's view and the first chapter is short.)

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    1/?
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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    85
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    14
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    895
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    After the horrorterrors emerged from the ocean 4 centuries ago, the kings and queens of the lands fear for their lives as the enemy infiltrates their territories. The Prince of Breath sends a letter to the closest knight and asks for help in taking care of his friend in visit, the Prince of Time. Karkat responds to the letter, and begins a journey to the Kingdom of Breath where he needs to face the challenge of taking care of the difficult Prince.

    John is invited to his sister's kingdom in order to prepare for his birthday and his coronation as the next King of Breath.
    Karkat is forced to spend more time with Dave, and while the Prince likes to cause troubles, Karkat finds himself enjoying his company. His feelings soon develop into something more, and he needs to decide whether to ignore them, or embrace them in this way accepting the possibility of getting punished for it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    14
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    86
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    26
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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    English
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    17,347
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    153

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