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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

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    15/?
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    Dirk Strider, Experiment #765559, is a robot built for fighting.

    Jake English is the fighter Dirk goes against regularly.

    But Dirk wasn’t always a robot. He used to be human once...

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    2/?
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    In which Karkat's older brother, Kankri, doesn't return from a foraging mission one morning. With Walkers roaming the streets, Karkat decides to look for him, fearing his life may be in danger. But Karkat is not as prepared as he thought to handle the post-apocalyptic world. With no weapons, no athletic ability, and no natural instincts...Let's face it, this is obviously a bad decision on his part.

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    1/?
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    The Heir who can't catch a breath
    The Knight who doesn't have enough time
    The Seer who can't see the light
    The Witch who is lost in space
    The Maid who has a cruel life
    The Prince who has no heart
    The Rogue who hides in the void
    The Page who has lost all hope

    To society you are all considered Outcasts. You have been shunned, looked down upon and feel like there is nothing worth fighting for. In such a cruel kingdom you have to make a choice. Would you choose to continue to be invisible or to become something more? Don't let your symbols, your gifts brand you. You along with others can make a difference, for you are special and rare. You are chosen. And you will be the ones to create your own kingdom.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    7
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    49
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    8
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    Dave Strider and Jake English are two demon hunters. Karkat Vantas is a homeless teen. And demons weren't supposed to exsist.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1801
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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    444
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    Dirk Strider wanted so badly to believe that life was beautiful and that love was real. So he started adventuring, meeting people to call friends, drawing up a map of the country, having fun. But he still couldn't find the one to love, until he met him. He was beautiful... Black messy hair, emerald greene eyes, cute little buck teeth barely sticking out from his top lip... He was perfect, and Dirk wanted him.

    //i got this from a really adorable video i watched: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlg8Y_mLfA

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    1/?
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    1
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    He's lovely.

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    1/1
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    4
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    20
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    389
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    41
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    After sburb and sgrub Dave and Karkat had become better friends then they were on the meteor. They both decided on sharing an apartment together and soon they start to grow feelings for each other. Dirk and Jake have been together for almost a year now. Kanaya is moving in with Rose. John and Vriska Start to date as well as Roxy and Jane.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    TT: Thirty seconds of consciousness.
    TT: Now, scientists would tell you that's impossible, that you'd pass out first.
    TT: But not a single one of them carries the label of "Prince of Heart," nor all the self-splintering and extra awareness that comes with it.
    TT: Which could theoretically not only guarantee consciousness, but also extend the length of it.
    TT: What do you think, Dirk?

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    They say Life and Death are in love.
    That Life sends living beings as gifts to Death.
    That Death keeps them forever.

    They're all idiots.

    In this reality, Life and Death are at war.
    Life sends no gifts.
    Life keeps all living beings safe in his arms.

    So Death will rip them all away.

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    2/?
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    28
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    3
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    Jake is the star of the high school soccer team, Vriska is cheerleader captain dating Jake, and Dirk is the old childhood friend watching as his best friend, and secret crush, is run over by his ‘girlfriend’ constantly. Dirk doesn’t know how to help Jake other than to just be there for him when he’s needed.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    38
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    127
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    15
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    2778
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    no ok but im gonna come up with a better summary soon after i write more maybe but all you need to know now is that its autistic dirk + his boyfriend/caretaker jake and its just really cute and nice and fluffy ((or i dont know ~i~ think it is we'll see)) ill probably end up writing more. maybe. it depends on how you guys like it

    ((4/3/16: ok guess what its not just drabble anymore it has more of a story now also its not all that fluffy anymore its actually kinda depressing))

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    8/?
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    16
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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    2/?
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    These are just a few smutty requests I've done (a few are my own making)

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam; Butt Plugs
    7)JohnDave; Spanking and Bondage
    8)Thorki; Jealous sex
    9)Stackson; Daddy Kink
    10)Destiel; Daddy Kink again
    11)Stucky; Bottom!Steve
    12)Stackson; SluttyBottom!Jackson
    13)DirkJake; Hair Pulling
    14)Scisaac; Daddy Kink
    15)DirkJake; Crossdressing-IN PROGRESS

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Jake is excited to see Dirk, thinking of how he wanted to kiss him last night before bed, but didn't. He's also really frigging nervous to see him, thinking of how he wanted to kiss him last night before bed, but didn't. He thinks he recognizes what he's feeling from movies. 'Thrill' is the word, he thinks. Nerves and anticipation coming together.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    32
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    5
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    High school AU, Dave is secretly a straight-A student, ready to move on and go to college. After getting in trouble too many times, the principal tasks him with mentoring John, the transfer student. Both boys, affected by their insecurities and troubled pasts, find comfort in unexpected people. JohnxDave, DirkxJake, and more to come. Rated M for language & sexy stuff. Slightly OOC.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    17
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    43
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    6
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    This family is unusual in a way most families aren't. Unlike normal traits passed down from generation to generation the residents of this farm house were born to an unusual and rare family of shifters, changing their form to that of dogs. Not knowing much of how it originated they lived by themselves in the small town of Baker, Montana away from peering eyes on an inherited farm. Their shared grandfather, or great uncle in John and Jade’s case, having passed away and leaving them all with a joined ownership of his farm estate, Jake, John, Jane, and Jade lived together, deciding it was best to stay close together to protect one another. However, the quaint farm life is unexpectedly interupted by the introduction of a neighboring group of shifters who are not keen about sharing territory.

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    4,893
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    15
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    1
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    Eridan knows several things for certain. One, he has no friends. He found that out the hard way. Two, magic is fake and it always will be, the angelic creatures that float around him are hallucinations, the mark that appeared on his hand is a prank that will wash out eventually, and the girl following him around and telling him otherwise is crazy.

    In which Eridan goes on a journey of strange powers, gangs, unlikely friendships, and way too many people trying to fuck him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,012
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1182

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