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    Inspired by this one Tumblr post that I can't find the artist for (I'll credit them as soon as I find them, please let me now if you're aware of the drawing that I'm talking about!) Homestuck au where Karkat is a firefighter and Dave is the idiotic twink that gets stuck in a babyswing.

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    1/?
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

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    7/?
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    50
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    27
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    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

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    1/?
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    4
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    31
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    4
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    153
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    John likes Dirk. Dirk likes Jake.

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    1/1
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    John, for the most part, has been very alone for the last 2 1/2 years. Once his father was gone, he ran.

    When he meets a strange man around his age one day, he accepts the offer he is given and goes off to meet his new best friend, his mysterious brother, the strange group of people that visits once every two months and maybe a little something else he never expected to find.

     

    WILL UPDATE WEEKLY!

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    3/?
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    1
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    13/?
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    7
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    ==> BE THE SURVIVOR

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD. Six years ago, your entire civilization COLLAPSED within the span of THREE MONTHS, leaving you and your family some of the ONLY SURVIVORS. You managed to stay alive because you had been in CLOSE CONTACT with the thing that would eventually WIPE OUT three-fourths of the human population, and have since used your resources to help any other refugees you find.

    Unfortunately, this has given everyone the widespread impression that you have all of the answers to EVERY PROBLEM EVER, which you most certainly do not.

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    23/?
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    900
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    238
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    "Nothing’s Fair in Love and War...and V8" is a hella rad tale of heroes and stupidity, narrated by everyone’s favorite pair of scalene triangles, the Auto-Responder, broadcasting live from Jane’s computer!

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    This is basically just a crack summary of "Nothing's Fair in Love and War" in celebration of the one year anniversary of the first chapter, so you may want to read that before venturing into the second level of hell...

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    Karkat is writing a novel, John wants to read it, Dave just wants to connect with his best friends again. Maybe together they'll make a good story.

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    6/?
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    24
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    80
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    5
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    Alright so I’ve done some weird shit in my life, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake. After Jake decided to be and asshole, again, I broke up with him, again, this time for good… or at least until he got his head out of his ass because I’m a sap like that.

    But all in all that was pretty par for the course, what made this shit weird was the fact that the person who found and talked to me was one of the older trolls. You know the ones who had been dead for several millennia at least?

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    1/?
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    For Dirk Strider, today was the worst possible of days.

    It had been one of those days that started off bad and ended up growing progressively worse with each passing moment until it becomes a snowball effect, toppling from its support and rolling down and collecting everything in its wake in a catalyst of destruction. Dirk had been passed the point of salvation at 10 that morning having to wake up to a faulty alarm that made him tardy for work with no time to fix his hair or make himself even remotely presentable.

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    2/?
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    9
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    1
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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    1/?
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    17
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    1
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    English
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    6/?
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    19
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    31
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    2
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    24/?
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    5
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    Dirk Strider and Jake English. The teen heart-throbs of their towns. And also probably the
    biggest players, known for giving a kiss one night and have moved on by the next morning; boy
    or girl, you were not safe. They never had a relationship longer than three days. And no-one ever
    seemed to learn, and fell right into their arms.

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    1/?
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    sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.

    somehow, together, you make it manageable.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
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    18
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    32
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    7
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    House Crocker comes out of nowhere with a request for the grief- and guilt-stricken Sollux Captor, his brother Mituna Captor, and Damara and Aradia Megido. They are in no way prepared for what they find beyond the furthest reaches of civilization, with deadly consequences.

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    Dave Strider and Eridan Ampora make unexpected friends. But, for two people notorious for ruining their friendships, can they even make it work?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    18
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    35
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    4
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    Years has passed after the creation of the new world. But the nightmare didn't finish.

    Heroes dissapeared and now only their childs could help them.

    1 world. 1 mystery. 10 kids. 1 adventure to help the heroes. Could they do it?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    John gets into an argument with Jake, and has to go to Skaia for a meeting. Change of plans, and John is going to Derse for the meeting. Jake hears of this, and since he has never been to Derse, he wants to go. Soon after, both John and Jake are infuriated with the Striders, with the Lalonde's giggling and plotting in the background.

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    English
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    5,166
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    232

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