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    Some mistakes are so fucking big that they divert the path of your life entirely, sending you somewhere you were never meant to go. Some mistakes are so seismic and so obvious that when you look back on your life all you can see is the beacon where you made them. Some mistakes leave you so far off course you don't even recognize who you are or why you're still here.

    You don't usually get a chance to make amends.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    So first quarter just ended so I'll be a little less stressed about my grades. I've missed writing WEOTKAK so I'm going to try and get back to writing every week, and hopefully every day (or every few days). Stick with me guys, I'm not dead yet.

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    The world that they created turned out to be the Marvel Universe.
    Some of them had Changed. Some of them had Revived.
    It's to be expected that things wouldn't follow the movies to the letter.
    But they came prepared, right? They were prepared to face whatever this new universe threw at them, right?
    Maybe they weren't as prepared as they thought.

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    [ Takes place after Sburb]

    Bro realizes that he can actually THINK. Without voices clouding his mind, telling him and controlling his actions without his will. Derrick HAS a willpower.

    It's hard though, when everyone thinks and knows of you as an adult that failed to give their child the life they deserved. Maybe this was a punishment.

    [Alternatively known as: Bro feels like a puppet with cut strings, Dave is gone, Dirk is confused, and David takes pity on the suicidal puppeteer who doesn't even know if he's allowed to eat when he's hungry.]

     

    (Posted on Wattpad and Quotev)

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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    Sometimes, he thought, if he could, he wouldn’t have left Dirk behind.

    Based on the fact that Joey's father seems to be an absent bastard, more so after the death of his wife, leaving the children to be raised by their sitter while he adventures in the wilderness. Not set in-canon of the game or the comic, just my imagining of the thought: instead of giving up on his happiness, his children, everything; what if Jake had seeked reconciliation from Dirk? Expect a lot of pining, buried feelings, and very outdated British vocabulary.

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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

    (also known as the one where Dirk accidentally breaks up with Jake and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong in between.)

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    You can't remember what your friend's chumhandles were. You ask after Jane, tell her that you were sorry for what happened, thank her for her help in that final fight. You think it might be Roxy, but the typing style just isn't the same. You tell her that you hope she's found Calliope, and that she was so brave to even go near the Batterwitch, just in case.

    You decide not to think about it being the boy with the sword.

    / a dirkjake fic about finding something that you forgot you lost. set vaguely in the Be My Boyfriend (I'll Pay You) universe, but its probably not necessary to read that to understand tbh

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    Dirk has the worst day ever and chalks it up to the fact that it's Friday the 13th.
    Jake swoops in like the hero boyfriend that he is and makes everything ok.

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    Haunted by past mistakes, Dirk feels alienated from his family and those around him. One evening, he decides to leave his house a little too late and a near death experience will turn out to be the start of something that makes him feel closer to those around him.

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    Dirk Strider never asked to be born a prince. He never asked to be the one chosen above his brothers to become king. When he ran from his crown, he never asked to find his heart with the clutzy, adventure-seeking, surf-obsessed, quarterback of Hussie High, but that's exactly what happened.

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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    All JohnDave one shots. Warnings will be added to each chapter and if there is smut or not. I take request so just comment if you have any!

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    literally the god damn title.

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    Dirk is, as usual, self destructive. Male Lara Croft™ comforts him.everyone else is happy .

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    Eridan has fucked up multiple times after highschool and only has one person he can call a friend now. Dirk was forced to attend Skaia University and is the new roommate of an artistic, grumpy fish troll. Things are about to get interesting.

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    Meaning: the impossible, or the unattainable. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it stands for something that is hardly within one's grasp, an object that seems too difficult to be achieved.

     

    Karkat's favorite thing about flowers was the fact that they're a language all of their own.

    Dave's favorite thing about flowers was getting to meet Karkat.

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    If you’re ultra-famous, have more money than you know what to do with, and are the legal guardian of an unruly teenager, the odds are you’ll end up at Camp Skaia one day to drop off some spoiled-ass children.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and this guy just said the words on your thigh.

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