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Maybe You Can't Handle Yourself, Staring at Me With Your Lips and Tongue by samstriderdickrider
Homestuck
19 May 2013
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Dave Strider, a rebellious teenager, has grown up learning American Sign Language because of his half deaf brother. When John Egbert, who is mute, moves into the house next to him and starts public school for the first time in his life, it seems like fate that it would bring these two together so that Dave could help him through his school life and help him make friends. They could communicate, they were around the same age, and they were both teenage boys... too bad Dave kind of hates his guts. John’s not really too fond of this punk kid trying to be cool, either.... or maybe he is.
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Rose, Aradia, Damara, Porrim, Nepeta, Jake, Tavros, Dirk, and Rufioh are strippers in a club owned by Bro Strider.
Each chapter is from the point of view of one of the characters, including chapters from the point of view of the bartenders (Roxy and Latula), certain returning customers (Eridan, Dave, and Feferi to name a choice few), the waiters and waitresses (Jane, Terezi, and Horuss), and even the bouncers (Equius and Meenah). Readers will have a choice to request certain pairings or coincidental meetings of characters!
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"an old Japanese legend said that anyone who folds a thousand paper cranes so pleases the gods, the folder is granted a wish."
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Dirk knows he has a crush on Jake English, his college roommate, but he doesn't want to hurt himself or Jake! should he tell him or get rejected by Jake "not being a homosexual" ? as for Jake...he has no clue and thinks that Dirk is getting mist a little too close for his taste but...he likes it?
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Of course you love him, but you just can't stand him sometimes! It feels like his mere presence is mocking you; perfection carved from marble with his perfectly toned muscles and well defined joints, prominent clavicles and hip bones.
Ugh.
He's everything you could ever want in a man. He's everything anyone would ever want in a man.
He's everything you yourself want to be.
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- Part 1 of #tw:yolostuck
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The trolls are gods, each one has a power reigning over something assigned to them by their queen. When Dave was 7 he was in an accident and the Soul Reaper made a life altering decision to save him.
This is a choose your own adventure where you will vote from the options I give to choose what happens in the next chapter!!
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- Part 1 of Red Eyed Reaper
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The troll's SGRUB session was successful and they 12 kids claimed their reward. The trolls rule over Earth, a place inhabited by both humans and trolls. Trolls are the greater species and look down on humans, who are used as slaves and workers. (im bad with summaries)
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The progression of young wizards finding their place in life and others.
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Dirk Strider has just woken up from his 15 hours of sleep only to hear...
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Once, your family looked that perfect. One by one, fight by fight, the pieces fell away.
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- Part 2 of The Kids Aren't Alright
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You want to let him go. You want him to be happy. But- you also want to be happy. What will you do?
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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Even when you were at home with Dirk, you could see that he was dumbing things down for you. He would change the channel from the news or Discovery to a channel that played movies or whatever you could both enjoy without you needing to ask him about the content. He would read when you were gone or busy, or say, “It’s just robot stuff, nothing you’d like.” when we would work on his robots, and it bothered you. It bothered you that even though you wanted to, you couldn’t understand.
It bothered you how easily he beat you when you wrestled. That was supposed to be your forté, but you always lost. You were frustrated that you couldn’t beat him and upset that you were boring him. You loved him. He fit. Sure, you had a tough time a long while ago, but you’d learned from it and your relationship was marvellous afterwards. Now, however, there was the issue of your inadequacy. -
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You've always been one to focus far too heavily on the details. But tonight you'll try not to feel the gentle rise and fall of his chest, the hum in your skin where both your arms lay side by side, or the barely audible breaths leaving his mouth. You won't dwell on how easy it would be to close the small distance between you two and kiss him, confess. Tonight you won't stress over how hopeless you are for Jake English and how hopeless it is to think you two will ever be anything other than best bros.
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When Jake comes home, you go to greet him just as he likes you to.
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Finding ways around the world is hard, at any rate, any point in time, many are bound to be lost in their ways. In turn, all that is lost must, at some point, be found. Those who find you and set you again on your path will, more often than not, become someone you cannot forget.
Not that you'd want to.
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How come the world looked so big and scary once you were alone? Once you were walking on a dead road against a place you never thought you would see like this? Covered in blood... not your own but...
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you've survived much worse than high school. The memories of everything you went through as a kid still haunt you, even though you've tried to forget it using everything imaginable. But every time things get too hard to handle and you almost do something you'll regret, something always steps in and saves you from yourself. That something is Jake English.
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- Part 2 of All the Pretty Horses