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    There was a streak of light, and then, blackness. Then, a single thought, like a lightning bolt, before you lost understanding.

    Someone was falling with you.

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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    It's a whole new world and it comes with it's own challenges and responsibilities. Turns repopulation is nessesary to survive as a species. A.KA. watch as trolls try to learn akwardly learn about parenting and John is the village slut.

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    Dave Strider is getting married, and before he's officially tied down, John wants him to have the best night of his life. So he, Gamzee, Eridan, Dirk and Sollux take him on a trip to Las Vegas; casinos, drinks, and hot babes, what could go wrong? Apparently a lot.

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    Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.

     

     

    A (limitless) love story for the (endless) ages.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Dave Strider is an artist.
    Karkat Vantas is a writer.
    After Karkat hires Dave to create art for a story he's writing, all shit goes to hell.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you can't even hold your Bro's hand to cross the street without having a breakdown. Your best friend wants nothing more than to wrap you up in a hug without you immediately squirming out of his grasp. Your teachers and classmates have seen you cry on more than one occasion because your chair won't stop squeaking every time you move. You have come to the conclusion that sensory overload is a real overbearing bitch sometimes.

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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    “Your hands are empty,” you note in a level tone, palms flat against the arms of your throne.

     

    “My hands are the offering, Your Highness,” he says with a grin, holding both out, palms up, fingers lightly curled.

     

    an off-the-cuff jam for the Strilondes discord server. in which Dirk is the somewhat reluctant god-prince of Skaia, and his subjects bring him offerings to show thanks. this time, he gets a very bold, strange offering from the alchemy master’s grandson, Jake.

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    One late night, long after distance had grown between the two, Dirk Strider shows up on Jake English's doorstep. Dirk is frantic, and something is up. He came, alone and desperate, and begged Jake to let him stay there. Will they rekindle old friendships, or will they perhaps become something more yet again? They discuss the past, but something big is staring Jake in the face: he doesn't know what exactly Dirk is hiding from.

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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    After their freshman year of college it seems that Nepeta's friends are really starting to get their life sorted and they are finally reaching their happy endings. She'd like to do they same, but between her seizures and the freaky grey-skinned hallucinations that come with them, she's having a rough time.

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    He's been real for awhile now, but he isn't sure he'll ever get used to the feeling.

    (In which Dirk is jealous, Jake is shameless and BGD's existence continues to be very, very weird.)

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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

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