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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama!)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 9: Dirk and Jake are water and forest nymphs (Drama!)

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    Jake is a witch!
    Dirk is a vampire!
    Thats all there is to say :P

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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope.

    /No, it's Teresa Palos./

    You are a troll.

    /You are a human girl./

    You are six sweeps old, and have a fine sense of justice.

    /You are thirteen years old, and how do you have the slightest idea of what justice is?/

    You live on the wonderful planet of Alternia.

    /You're in a ward at the asylum./

    Teresa Palos (preferring to be called Terezi Pyrope) is a thirteen-year-old girl in a mental asylum centered around younger patients such as herself and her friends, Vicky Seremet (Vriska Serket) and Kieran Vantas (Karkat Vantas.)

    You and a couple of other friends enjoy LARPing a game you have made up, one where you are trolls on a different planet, a nice change from the same white walls you face every day. The game soon seems to become reality, and violence breaks out. The game seems to be taking over you, and you can't tell what's real or what's fake anymore. You have become one with the game.

    You're convinced there is an evil lurking within your group of role players, and you trust your best friend, Vicky, your fellow Scourge Sister, to help you find it. Something tells you that whatever it is, it isn't pretty.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.

     

    In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    (Dirk has Agoraphobia, which is classified as an anxiety towards wide, open spaces. (Airports, shopping centers, etc) Or basically panic towards not being able to be in control of a situation. It results in him never leaving his apartment, thus his only friends are internet friends. Until he meets Jake, a guy who had gotten into a bit of trouble. Inspired by the song: Agora by Bear Hands. Check em out, they’re a great band. OuO)

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    9/?
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    19/?
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    Every time I write a drabble I'll post it here. If I ever get to 100 I'll stop and make a new one.
    One or two shots normally. If any are strung together I'll mention in the notes. Fandoms/characters/relationships/tags/rating all subject to change.

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    A Soulmate Human!stuck AU where Karkat and Sollux are best friends who've always had feelings, but they never acted on it because they didn't care much for romance, and also didn't want to ruin their friendship. Shit happens, it's intense. Whoa bro.

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    5/5
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    4
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    A Homestuck AU featuring a large portion of the cast in a university setting. John and Jane are twins who wish to start up an extracurricular big band with their family and friends. Lots of relationships to be explored. Rated E for mature themes to come.

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    4/?
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