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    i don't have one yet...I'm honesty not sure what I'm doing. I just know I'm hitting off the pairings I selected and I said-Hey, romance, I know the PURFECT one for that.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    8/?
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    This story is about how John Crocker met Pre Scratch Vriska in the dream bubbles, and how they try to live the adventures they can't live in the real world. Their relationship represents a shared destiny that can be a constant in Paradox Space, or just a coincidence. Also, they talk about the Batterwitch and Lord English.

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    9/?
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    1
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    Everyone think John and Dave's family is perfect. Nothing is as it seems though. Warning: this has implied abuse of every kind as well as suicide.

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    Sburb/Sgrub is over, Calliope is alive and all of the beta/alpha trolls who died are brought back to life. What sort of weird shenanigans will go down when three species composed entirely of teenagers are forced to work together? (Grammar mistakes I'm sorry U_U)

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    Admitting to the fact you had a crush was hard, admitting the fact that as a self-appointed cool kid, with the most ironic choice in eye wear and MLP styled attire had a crush on the dork who spoke like a bad eighties movie and had the worst taste in general, none of which was ironic, was even harder.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    90
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    Dirk Strider.

    Jake English.

    ...Boyfriends?

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    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    12/?
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    18
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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    3/?
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    “Dream a little bigger, darling, even Dirk can do better that that,” Dave says, and John gives him a miffed look over his AK-47 when your brother pulls out an RPG.

    You can't help but grin to yourself when he pulls the trigger.

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    3/?
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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    17/?
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    54
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    18
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    There is no such thing as a benevolent demon. Demons are Evil. There is however such thing in as a demon madly in love, unfortunately some of them are still insanely dangerous.

    Dave is adorable and in love,
    Jade is excitable, and sad...
    Dirk is insane...
    And Jake,
    Jake is just very very angry.

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    6/?
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    demonstuck
    you wake up in a dark room with a pounding headache and no idea how you got there.
    turns out you made a deal with a demon.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    13/?
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    Under different circumstances, what could you have become?

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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    2
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    "You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her him to leave afterwards." --Daschiell Hammett

    Or: In which Jake is a prostitute, and Dirk has commitment issues.

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    English
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    15
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