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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2477
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    27,493
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1781
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    44,116
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2598
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    This is purely a short fluffly fic about Dirk and Jake meeting for the first time after dating online, and how not everything is how they possibly expected it to be. A simple homage to everyone who has met friends/partners/whoever in person after so long and had to conquer the fear and nerves that came with it.

    Words:
    2,574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    Out camping, Dirk and Jake discuss hypothetical past lives in which they might have met before. In one, a gung-ho adventurer takes along an assistant. In another, a inventor with a secret identity has an unlikely aide. A mysterious artifact connects them.

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    6,191
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    383
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his methods are a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

    Words:
    70,770
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    sburb has ended, every living character left will be sent to Earth to live.
    Each sprite will be given the choice whether to be human or not.
    Trolls have to stay the way they are.
    Everything will go as normal. Except for the HOPE players.

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    2,984
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    106
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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

    Series
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    15,584
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1641
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

    Words:
    126,771
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4903
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

    Words:
    23,023
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2588
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    They have finally won and Dirk is having trouble standing as it is before Jake throws himself onto him. Jake pushed him away, though, and he thinks that it's for the best. But, then he realizes he can't say goodbye because how can the Prince of Heart ignore his own feelings. When he finally hugs Jake back, he passes out and wakes up in his bed with a concerned older brother standing over him and a boyfriend waiting on the couch.

    Words:
    1,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    It was in that moment that Kanaya Maryam realized how easy it was to put a dent in her world, to crack it so deeply that she couldn’t glue it back together again.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    564
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    It hurts to be alone in an apartment without a brother there. Dirk knows that Dave only sees him as a bother and that makes it even worse. He's falling apart at the seems and he isn't sure if he can pull himself together because he's too numb to tell if it's working. DirkxAlpha Bro concept with mentions of JakexDirk.

    Words:
    3,440
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    130
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    Dirk made a promise. Let's just say, it got broken.

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    5,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    217
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    Dave finally makes it home from Hollywood and Dirk knows there should be a bit of anger there, but he can't find it. Not with their history and not with the emotions brewing somewhere deep down within his heart.

    Words:
    1,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    You want to let him go. You want him to be happy. But- you also want to be happy. What will you do?

    Words:
    37,436
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1938
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    You meet him on a hot summer night, when the ground bakes under your feet and the clouds melt out of the sky. He’s warm, too. Warmer than your cold, bony fingers, that ache for a chance to steal him away. But he’s not entirely yours to take. Maybe you've made a terrible mistake.

    Words:
    3,858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    128
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    It's a davekat, neighbor au. I'm working on making this long and developmental. I'm talkin the daily lives of Dave and Karkat living next to each other as they discover their feelings. This baby is gonna have holiday chapters. Can I get a holla? It is 2:17 in the morning and I will regret and edit this summary later!

    *Edit* I have decided to keep this summary as it perfectly sums everything up.

    Words:
    33,115
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    4322
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    It's a treacherous trek to the shore, and each trip is usually packed with enough near scrapes and death-defying feats of heroism to fuel Jake's storytelling with his friends for a week, if not more—which is why he rarely does it.

    Words:
    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    Dirk Strider is a prostitute. Jake English is in mourning of his mother. Some things that should never be used to bond bring two men closer than they'd ever expected.

    Words:
    56,518
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4351

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