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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    English
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    3/?
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    Bro learns about his attraction and other events for Bro.

     

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    English
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    21/?
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    41
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    1/?
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    In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don’t exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake’s sexy glasses are distracting.

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    English
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    4/11
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    5
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    21
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    2
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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    English
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    3/?
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    10
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    12
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    4
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    146
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    El intoxicante amor que siente Equius por su compañero de trabajo, lleva su vida y su persona a extremos que desería borrar de su memoria; con un amor no correspondido y relaciones que se conectan entre sí a medida que trata de olvidarle, Equius trata de salir adelante, o al menos eso espera.

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    Español
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    2/?
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    2
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    4
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    Just a few simple song parodies that I've done.

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    English
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    4/?
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    1
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    2
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    78
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    The year is 2426, or 415 P.C. (Post Condescension). Earth is ruled by a corrupt alien queen called the Condesce, (or Her Imperious Condescension) and has been for the past four centuries. Her totalitarian rule has changed Earth completely, as she tried to mold humanity to be like her own nearly extinct species. She’s destroyed all record of life before her rule, and no one questions her authority for fear of death.

    Roxy Lalonde is a hacker trying to find answers about humanity's past and how to take down the Condesce once and for all.

    Dirk Strider is infatuated with his best friend and ends up losing himself in their relationship.

    Together with their friends Jake English and Jane Crocker, as well as some outside help, they’ll try to end the Condesce's rule. Along the way, they'll end up finding out more than they were looking for—about Earth’s history, their own pasts, and themselves. Theirs is a story about love and loss, and love after loss.

    Will they save humanity from being enslaved by an evil alien queen? Or will they fail, dooming themselves and the rest of the world to a horrible fate?

    (I changed this but it's still cheesy--forgive me, I'm tired.)

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    14,158
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
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    15
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    614
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    so this is pretty self explanitory, different otps, different fandoms, and lots of fluff! these are mostly going to be drabbles though because I'm a lazy ass and I need to work on KISA anyway. .3. so enjoy!

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    English
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    439
    Chapters:
    3/30
    Kudos:
    3
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    67
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    English
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    57,713
    Chapters:
    14/40
    Comments:
    18
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    2110
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    Something sinister this way comes.... Will Jake face what waits for him behind the trees?

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    English
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    1/1
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    "The dock is deserted. At this time of night it's not hard to see why. The boats float, tethered by a rope to anchor themselves against the ceaseless tide. Sometimes you wish there was something like that for yourself. The city behind you has quieted to a dull hum. As you slip into the water your gills flare, and you feel like an incredible weight has been lifted from your shoulders. But sometimes you drift too far into the ocean. And there is no rope to pull you back." Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are so incredibly alone. Sure you live in the same building as the trolls you used to call friends and the humans, but no one wants to associate with you. You can't blame them. You were a pretty big douchebag during and before the Game. They're slowly coming around after realizing that you've changed quite a bit but it's tentative, like they're afraid you'll snap and try to commit mass genocide. Kanaya probably will never talk to you again, even after she was able to create another Mother Grub with a recipe from Jane. You're not sure if you can do anything to change their minds. But you can try.

    In which there is somehow an apartment building that can fit all 32 of them on two floors because I said so.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    English
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    5/?
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    11
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    2
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    124
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    52,693
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    60
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    1928
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    Dave travels to the large city of Alternia to test his luck in honing his sword skills, but then he meets a young snatch thief who turns his world upside down.

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    English
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    25,351
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
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    15
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    1
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    506
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    Jane and Jake have just move to Texas with the rest of their family from Washington, DC. Jane is dealing with a weight complex, and no, no matter how many times people remind her of how 'beautiful' and that she wasn't 'overweight in the least' she knew she would never be thin enough. Jake is dealing with the guilt of accidentally shooting his grandfather during a hunting trip four months ago. Roxy is dealing with severe depression and is an alcoholic, and Dirk is getting over his self harm. This is the story of how their destinies are all intertwined.

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    English
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    2,279
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    236
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    English
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    11,956
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    14
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    816
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    English
    Words:
    57,142
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1334
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    I can't write songs, darling, and I can't write poems, and I can't right wrongs.

    (A spoken word-type poem from Jake's perspective.)

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    English
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    631
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    29
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,575
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1042

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