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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    6/?
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    10
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    30
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    7
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    330
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    130
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    13/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1003
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    537
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    English
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    3,500
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    429
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    English
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    138,805
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2018
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    English
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    35,642
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    402
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    A cute fluffy story about Dirk and Jake.

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    English
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    1,360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    55
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    Dave was never too good at socializing, never wanting to talk and all. Highschool might just be hell, when he has to come to terms with his issues and possibly overcome them to make someone see him as he wants them to see.

    As a Human.

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    English
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    2,980
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    72
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    English
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    15,743
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    173
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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

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    English
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    654
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    126
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    no really why do you people like this so much I don't understand.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    English
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    72,311
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    4889
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    John and karkat have been 'Best Bros' (as John calls it) since 6th grade. They are now entering their second year of high school. They are hella nervous. But, neither John nor Karkat is worried because they have each other. They know everything about the other. At least...that's what john thought. Sadstuck, romantic and sexual tension, and drama ensue. With some comedy to balance it out.

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    English
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    4,156
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    195
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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    English
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    12,359
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    398
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
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    29,811
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    912
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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

    Language:
    English
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    3,744
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    280
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    That one Au where Dave, Dirk, Karkat, and Jake end up at the same nursing home. Elderly shenanigans are done, which only goes to show that friends are few and far between, but best friends are forever. (Alternatively titled "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up was never on the agenda")

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    English
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    1,174
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    42
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    Karkat Vantas is a sufferer of cancer. Everyone Karkat knows seems to either be a survivor of cancer, or in some sort of romantic relationship. Yes, even his trigger-happy older brother, Kankri, has a 'gf'. But when him and a boy named John Egbert are thrown together, and despite opinions, and despite everything, they fall in love. But what could come from a love with one party having terminal cancer?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,860
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    56

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