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    sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.

    somehow, together, you make it manageable.

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    6/6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    43/?
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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    752
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    110
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    9
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    59
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    6
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    848
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    Derse and Prospit haven't been on good terms for decades. But with the crowning of new royalty, and the rising struggles of a kingdom, it may be time to set aside pride and leave superstitions behind for the sake of prosperity.

    Jake must learn that his fears are unfounded.

    Dirk must learn how to handle politics to avoid all-out war.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    1
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    As the Prince's Royal guard, Dirk is forbidden from touching, or speaking to the nobility he has pledged his life to protect. But the devotion required for such a job doesn't come without an oath that surpasses that of the army.

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    English
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    41,300
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    92
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    281
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    "Your name is Dirk English and shit the new dad is howt.

    Crap you mean hot.

    The new dad was hot.

    Double crap! You mean is howt.

    Triple crap! You mean hot!

    So hot that he was melting your…what was is called again? Your think pan? No, that’s what your child’s best friend called it. You called it your brain. That’s right, the thing located in your head was called your brain.

    Yes, the new dad is melting your brain. And god he is melting your brain good. Or was it well? Fuck it, you couldn’t remember. All you knew was that the new dad is howt (Shit! You mean hot!) and he is currently melting your think pan (No you idiot! It’s called your brain! Get it right!)

    Wait, is he talking to you? "

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    "The bakery shop owner looks up at you, amused (you suppose) at how childish you must sound. You suppose he’s right. Here you were, a new neighbor, a new dad, a new newbie to this bakery, and you’re already losing cool social dad points! God, why did you think it was a good idea to go and buy pumpkin bread today? Why did Jade have to have a not-so-secret obsession with pumpkin bread? Why did you have to implant that obsession with pumpkin bread into her tiny brain when you were a Level 1 Dad? When you were only Dad Tier 1?

    And why, why did you have to ask for coffee when you already had at home a (albeit super crappy, totally old, “shit tastes like garbage because the machine is garbage”) coffee machine?

    You feel a slight brush of heat on your cheeks as you realize that (One) you are still saying the drawn out “Shiiiiiittttttttt…” storm and (Two) the bakery shop owner is trying hard not to outwardly laugh at you."

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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    277
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    What's the best thing to do when you're in heat? Go to the bar, of course!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    1
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    98
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    Dirk Strider, Experiment #765559, is an android built for fighting.
    Jake English is the fighter Dirk goes against regularly.
    But Dirk wasn’t always an android. He used to be human once...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    Ummm Im not good with descriptions. Look at the tags. I have no clue what to put.

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    1/1
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    Dave finds a room filled with cameras on the meteor, and uses it to attempt to one up his good friend John at pranks. He had to get revenge for the Halloween party disaster somehow.
    ( AU where the meteor crashed into Earth C and everyone lives there now. Pranking shenanigans will ensue, I swear. )
    Some of the meteor won't be accurate to the comic.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    12
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    133,859
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    132
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    177
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    20
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    What better cliche than a college au with a theatre nerd and a douchebag jock?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    18
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    18
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    1
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    263
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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    English
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    1/?
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    69
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    Jake is just an ordinary boy that grew up with his Grandma and Mom telling him incredible stories about peculiar children and the world they live in. But when he finds his Grandma dead in forest he soon realises that the stories she was telling him are so much more than he first thought. With his new peculiar powers, will he be strong enough to defeat evil Jack Noir and his Hollows to save peculiar and human world? Will there be time to find love and more importantly; will it last? That and so much more sends Jake and his new friends on a mission to save both worlds.

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    1,222
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    He always comes into the café, looking curious and happy, like a child at a new toy store. Dirk always rushes to take his order, his heart beating fast in his chest as the other male spoke in a lovely and foreign accent. He'd never talked to him in any other way, far too awkward, however; when his best friend, Roxy, gets the beautiful boys pester and hosts a killer party, who knows how things will go?

    Language:
    English
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    27,288
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    380
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317,601
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1409
    Kudos:
    1164
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    14404

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