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    and goodnight you.

    You've always been this sad.

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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    English
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    43,263
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    67
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    119
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    15
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    7/?
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    16
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    27
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    3
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    413
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    Jake is an alien from a distant planet in a distant universe who accidentally wound up in Dirk Strider's apartment.
    Dirk is an eccentric resident of a small Oceanside town in Texas who may be in just a little over his head with this one. The two, through many odd occurrences and divulgences of quirks, become close, and eventually a little more than just friends.

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    English
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    5,240
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    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    28
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    3
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    234
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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    88
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    1/1
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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    15/?
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    6
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    41
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    4
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    607
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    English
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    15,117
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    23
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    64
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    6
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    When Jake English turns 21, his friends grace him with an odd (and unsolicited) gift: Five nights with an expensive prostitute at a fancy downtown club, so he can finally have his "sexual debut".

    But the worker behind the Kitsune mask ends up being much, much more than Jake expected.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    14
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    2,690
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    702
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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    30
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1024
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    English
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    78,341
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
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    20,225
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1361
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    25,107
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    38
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    152
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    Dave is strolling on a beach when he see's a humanized Karkat trying to get his ass to the ocean because he doesn't know how to use human legs since he got beached during a storm. Turns out Karkat has to stop a wedding between Eridan and one of the Peixeses. How will that end? I don't know but there is a bit of humour so thats fun.
    ....
    Enjoy this weird romcom stupidity! Also Karkat makes a promise at one point so hooray to that.

    Language:
    English
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    7,755
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    550
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    Dirk Strider was born a merman, who ended up falling in love with a human. He had always been warned about their kind by his older brother. Humans were supposed to be nothing more than evil creatures that only cared about themselves, hunting merfolk ruthlessly, polluting the world's oceans, and disrupting the ocean life. Dirk however, wants to believe otherwise, and believe that not all humans are as bad as they seem.

    Jake English was born a human. He dreamed of adventure, and had a fascination with the ocean that he couldn't quite fathom. His interest started at a young age, and he now found himself working at a local aquarium. And that, is where it gets interesting.

    Language:
    English
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    1,157
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    I've decided to throw my hat in the ring of the ubiquitous 30 OTP challenge. My first fanfic, any constructive criticism is welcome.

    Language:
    English
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    41,580
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    945
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    Tavros Nitram lives with his brother in a big house in a run down neighborhood.
    Rufioh Nitram is kind of a stalker.
    Vriska Serket accidentally becomes a caretaker to a someone she doesn't know well and that is dangerous.
    and more...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,902
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
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    781
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    Jake is a young sailor heading out to sea for the first time. The trip seems to be going smoothly until the Captain loses track of the ship they were following. A storm breaks out and the whole crew is lured by sirens to their deaths. Jake is the only one to survive the shipwreck, but who saved him? A sort of Mermaid/Siren AU ^^

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,167
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    379

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