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    Being the prince is difficult enough without having a crush on some loser island-boy. After all, what would people think if you were to be with him? Every prince needs a princess, not another goddamn prince, right? That's what everyone thinks.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Dave and Karkat in college. Yeah. Stuff happens.

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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Latula is the raddest kid in school without not a care in the world. Or so it seems to everyone else. An odd friendship is formed between Latula and history teacher Dirk when she catches him with the gym teacher and attempts to blackmail him, only for it to get blown back in her face. As the two get to know more about each other, their relationship gets dicey and maybe just slightly illegal.

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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    When he wakes, there's hollowness first.

    Then...nothing.
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    Hollow, or "You Can't Die, So Get to Living."

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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    Asking someone out is hard. Being rejected it even harder.

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    Dirk commits suicide after Jake leaves him, only to wake up and find it was a dream.

    TRIGGER WARNINGS: SUICIDE, VIOLENCE, ABANDONMENT

    (A song to play in the background: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=wPfUy4j9V7c#14._Austin%2C_Atlantis_-_Homestuck_Vol._9 )

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    Honestly, I was never much one for words. I suppose they came to me in fleeting whisps, like a moth darts about a flame in unsure advances before it settles upon its resolve to observe this interesting new world it has stumbled upon, before it meets its untimely end in the lascivious tendrils of the inviting flame. That analogy is more accurate than I had first thought, and maybe one day I'll remember it at the right time, in the right place.

    In which Dirk Strider keeps a diary.

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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    These are very short and smutty things I've written while bored. I'm not too good at smut and it's my first time posting smut.

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom

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    You've always heard about camps for the god tiered and etc, you just never though you'd be going to one.

     

    In a dumb world where there are trolls, humans and god tiered humans, you fit into the last one of those categories.

    ((Also Johndave is the main ship but Dirkjake will be featured because I cannot ever write something with Johndave without featuring Dirkjake //sob))

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    Chapters:
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    22
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    2
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