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    The world's ending, and a couple of kids lord it over small town America.

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    9/?
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    5/?
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    1
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    Dirk and Jake have spent every moment together since their relationship began. Now Dirk's gone... How's a fellow supposed to cope?

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    1/?
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    2
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    Karkat Vantas is a sufferer of cancer. Everyone Karkat knows seems to either be a survivor of cancer, or in some sort of romantic relationship. Yes, even his trigger-happy older brother, Kankri, has a 'gf'. But when him and a boy named John Egbert are thrown together, and despite opinions, and despite everything, they fall in love. But what could come from a love with one party having terminal cancer?

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    English
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    3/?
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    6
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    English
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    3/?
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    13
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    2
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    You have no idea how you ended up in this time period but apparently it's 1879 in London, England and your only help in this time period, or alternate reality, is a guy who looks just like your best bro/boyfriend.

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    English
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    6/?
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    1
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    32
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    3
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    545
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    Listen to "The Bed Song" by Amanda Palmer to get the full affect of this fic.

    Language:
    English
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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    33
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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    English
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    8,394
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    381
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    133
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    13/?
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    16
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1037
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

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    1/1
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    1
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    37
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    2
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    482
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

    Language:
    English
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    138,805
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    5
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2027
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    2
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    423
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    A cute fluffy story about Dirk and Jake.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    Dave was never too good at socializing, never wanting to talk and all. Highschool might just be hell, when he has to come to terms with his issues and possibly overcome them to make someone see him as he wants them to see.

    As a Human.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    7
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    4
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    104
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    177
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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    654
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    132
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    no really why do you people like this so much I don't understand.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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