1 - 20 of 2085 Works in Jake English/Dirk Strider

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope.

    /No, it's Teresa Palos./

    You are a troll.

    /You are a human girl./

    You are six sweeps old, and have a fine sense of justice.

    /You are thirteen years old, and how do you have the slightest idea of what justice is?/

    You live on the wonderful planet of Alternia.

    /You're in a ward at the asylum./

    Teresa Palos (preferring to be called Terezi Pyrope) is a thirteen-year-old girl in a mental asylum centered around younger patients such as herself and her friends, Vicky Seremet (Vriska Serket) and Kieran Vantas (Karkat Vantas.)

    You and a couple of other friends enjoy LARPing a game you have made up, one where you are trolls on a different planet, a nice change from the same white walls you face every day. The game soon seems to become reality, and violence breaks out. The game seems to be taking over you, and you can't tell what's real or what's fake anymore. You have become one with the game.

    You're convinced there is an evil lurking within your group of role players, and you trust your best friend, Vicky, your fellow Scourge Sister, to help you find it. Something tells you that whatever it is, it isn't pretty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    45
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.

     

    In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,466
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
    490
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    4828
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,174
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1166
  4. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,493
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427
  5. Tags
    Summary

    (Dirk has Agoraphobia, which is classified as an anxiety towards wide, open spaces. (Airports, shopping centers, etc) Or basically panic towards not being able to be in control of a situation. It results in him never leaving his apartment, thus his only friends are internet friends. Until he meets Jake, a guy who had gotten into a bit of trouble. Inspired by the song: Agora by Bear Hands. Check em out, they’re a great band. OuO)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,178
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    615
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,124
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1377
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,271
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1155
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Every time I write a drabble I'll post it here. If I ever get to 100 I'll stop and make a new one.
    One or two shots normally. If any are strung together I'll mention in the notes. Fandoms/characters/relationships/tags/rating all subject to change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,706
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    101
  9. Tags
    Summary

    A Soulmate Human!stuck AU where Karkat and Sollux are best friends who've always had feelings, but they never acted on it because they didn't care much for romance, and also didn't want to ruin their friendship. Shit happens, it's intense. Whoa bro.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,344
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    346
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,781
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1909
  11. Tags
    Summary

    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,426
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    926
  12. Tags
    Summary

    A Homestuck AU featuring a large portion of the cast in a university setting. John and Jane are twins who wish to start up an extracurricular big band with their family and friends. Lots of relationships to be explored. Rated E for mature themes to come.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,205
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128
  13. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    502
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    54
  14. Tags
    Summary

    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,451
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    669
  15. Tags
    Summary

    People say you find love when you least expect it. Karkat Vantas, employee of Doc's Coffee Shop, discovers this during one unlucky shift involving an insufferable prick and a storm.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
  16. Tags
    Summary

    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,514
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    596
  17. Tags
    Summary

    You love him, you'd do anything for him. You'd die for him. You are his servant and he is your prince.

    Its a shame that everyone hates him, though.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,701
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    221
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A humanstuck fanfiction that revolves mainly around solkat in the end , but has some other ships mixed in there at some point. There's also magic stuff here and there but I wanted to write it humanstuck because for some reason I just prefer writing it that way. I made a richer backstory for the characters in humanstuck so I'm rolling with that. This is my first time writing in a while so I'm almost 100% sure it's going to suck.

    Basically, It starts when they're all in highschool. Shit happens, life sucks (for SOME characters), they graduate, go to college (if they can afford it), and then they go out into the real life and more shit happens. I know, my description is wonderful. Hopefully the story will be written better than this summary is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,600
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Dirk Strider becomes blind at a very young age and is forced to have a bodyguard with him at all times. However, he soon develops feelings for his bodyguard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,724
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    11617
  20. Tags
    Summary

    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,949
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    689

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation