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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    12/?
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    58
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    160
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    37
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    Dave travels to the large city of Alternia to test his luck in honing his sword skills, but then he meets a young snatch thief who turns his world upside down.

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    6/?
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    13
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    1
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    440
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    Jane and Jake have just move to Texas with the rest of their family from Washington, DC. Jane is dealing with a weight complex, and no, no matter how many times people remind her of how 'beautiful' and that she wasn't 'overweight in the least' she knew she would never be thin enough. Jake is dealing with the guilt of accidentally shooting his grandfather during a hunting trip four months ago. Roxy is dealing with severe depression and is an alcoholic, and Dirk is getting over his self harm. This is the story of how their destinies are all intertwined.

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    4/?
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    4
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    6
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    11/?
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    14
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    25
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    8
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    757
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    English
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    15/?
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    26
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    86
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    12
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    1242
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    I can't write songs, darling, and I can't write poems, and I can't right wrongs.

    (A spoken word-type poem from Jake's perspective.)

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    English
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    24,575
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    4
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    996
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    Another year, another class of freshmen starting at Genesis University. The bright and ambitious Jane Crocker is excited to be among them. Though when she meets and befriends a girl who can't speak, she may get more than she bargained for.

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    3/?
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    11
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    240
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    Jake English's life was wholly ordinary - save for the fact that he was dating the up-and-coming leader of the Revolution in Derse. When a tragedy turns a romantic tryst into a living nightmare, Jake will have to search the far reaches of an unfamiliar, war-torn country in search of a mysterious girl, who, he is told, is the key to his lover's salvation.
    But neither the girl nor his benefactor are as they seem. And as the months and miles wear down his resolve, Jake will be forced to decide whether a person's life can justly be assigned a price...

    Parallel and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare and Something Rotten. Ratings and tags subject to change. Updates Mondays.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    2
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    25
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    2
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    326
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    You laid on the bed and looked around. Blood. Blood everywhere. Splattered on the wall and floor and bed. If only this one had listened. Jake had told this stupid slave one thing. Of coarse it was a stubborn little shit which meant torture it. Well even after torture it still was a stubborn little shit which made Jake mad which meant you got to kill him. Since he was your pick. You, John Egbert, and Jake English were slave trainers. Well you guys got the slave to behave before selling it. Unless your selling to someone who wants a reason to abuse there slaves.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    6
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    89
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    English
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    The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring.

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    1/2
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    1
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    10
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    3
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    321
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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    440
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    If humans don't want to be overrun by the fast-reproducing trolls on their new planet, they've got to start repopulating. But that means a bunch of 19 year olds having babies. Rose and Jade are out of the question, having troll partners, and Dirk and Jake are as gay as can be, so its up to John, Dave, Roxy, and Jane to have the babies without using ectobiology. Can they do it? Or will they break under the pressure?

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    English
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    4,130
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
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    33
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    4
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    1024
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    228
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    201
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    46
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    When Karkat Vantas meets Dave Strider on the first day of school, he hates him almost immediately, but as he gets to know Strider better he realises that his hate may not be platonic.....

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    English
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    28,837
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    109
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    10
    Hits:
    3292
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

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    Language:
    English
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    27,991
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    64
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    9
    Hits:
    850
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    English
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    62,597
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    189
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    299
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    43
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    5227
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    The beloved empress, Feferi Peixes, is dead, and Sollux Captor is blamed of the crime. Now, He can have his revenge, but with an intervention from the White Outsider.

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    English
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    10,807
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    162
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    In which Dirk's morning routine is interrupted, Jake tries to be a smooth mofo and Dirk's hair gel is kidnapped. Okay, so maybe it's not so normal after all.

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    English
    Words:
    2,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    114

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