15 Works found in Jadesprite

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    A series of nine drabbles done for a reverse prompt on the kink meme. Rating varies for each one and will be marked at the beginning of the drabble.

    Words:
    1,790
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    413
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    For the kink meme. Originally posted July 2011.

    In which Davesprite and Jadesprite really shouldn't have concentrated so hard on "being themselves" before yiffing consummating their relationship.

    Words:
    3,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    589
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    Or... it used to be.

    You don't have a name anymore; if you did it was forgotten long ago. Now, you're just a beast that lives in the alleys of Houston, spending all of your precious time alone.

    You're nowhere close to being human anymore. All because of that fucking game. Where you thought you could be a hero.

    Words:
    907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    453
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    You're just a stupid human-dog sprite, what could you possibly do?

    Words:
    2,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1228
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    You close your eyes and you can still recall, recall a time of peace and simplicity, where no pain exists and no one has to be lost...

    Words:
    1,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    173
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    You are Jade Harley, and you are in a vaguely defined Post-SBURB universe. You are eighteen years old, and your goal is to have sex with as many people as possible by the end of the night. To this end, you have decided to go clubbing.

    This is a very silly fanventure for Homestuck, that consists mostly of juvenile adult humour, some more sophisticated adult humour, and the occasional sex scene. It has been ported to AO3 from Tumblr, with the formatting revised for a better flowing story.

    Note that this was entirely driven by commands submitted by my readers! Every bit of bolded text that prefaces a group of paragraphs represents a command (or a group of commands, in some cases) given to me by one of the readers on Tumblr.

    Series
    Words:
    23,704
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2131
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    Jadesprite, ascending. Spoilers for the EoA.

    Words:
    492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    717
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    You try to focus on the thing that’s right beside you.

    You try to make it the thing that’s happening right now.

    Words:
    579
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    821
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    But even though you're nothing, she pretends that you're something, and that makes everything worth it.

    Spoilers for the EOA5. Just a drabble, nothing big.

    Words:
    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    432
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    A series of drabbles related to the End of Act 5.

    Words:
    650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    685
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    Tentacle Therapy, OR Rose Lalonde Does Paradox Space

    A series of short snippets of Rose + Everybody Else.

    Series
    Words:
    1,545
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1651
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    An unexpected problem comes up during the Scratch when the kids try to bring the last four surviving trolls to their session.

    AU, obviously. Warnings: violence, swearing, sort of generally dark tone

    Words:
    33,837
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4297
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    The spritekids meet through the magic of time travel. Pep talks all around.

    Words:
    2,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    655
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    Jadesprite can't handle the Green Sun anymore, it's too much to look at. It's too painful.

    Words:
    247
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165

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